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I am reflecting while writing this recommendation on another wonderful date I had, reconnecting with Emily. Because of circumstances in my personal life I have had to put this lifestyle on hold. Even my date with Em was originally planned as a weekend sleepover, but as things progressed there was a very real possiblity that I would be going to the Maritimes for a funeral. So I cancelled the sleepover, but scheduled a four hour outcall instead. Emily's scheduling meant I had to see her in London, but to see her was well worth the drive. And as it turned out, it was a wonderful and memorable four hours. I told Em even if I had to cancel due to personal circumstances, she would be paid in full for the four hour encounter. Emily was agreeable to this, and most of all, understanding, thank you Em. Why was I willing to schedule an encounter when there was a chance I couldn't make it, and compensate the lady in full if I didn't come? At time of personal grief, you need, not just want, you need human companionship. And that companionship had been lacking in my life for seven months, this lifestyle on hold because of family circumstances. In short I needed female companionship, that the companionship was with a friend made it all the more special. So what a joy hearing my friend,yes friend, knock on the door. Emily arrived on time. We greeted one another with a smile, hug and kiss, and then more hugging and kissing. Emily looks as young and beautiful as ever. If you like Emily's photographs, well Emily is even more beautiful in person. And that beauty is more than just in her looks. Once you get to know her, it's her inner beauty that shines through. Emily is one of the most kind, caring ladies I know. She has been a concerned and supportive friend, over the past few months. She has been an email pen pal if you will, knowing about circumstances going on in my life, and offering her support and friendship. It is a friendship valued and appreciated more than you know Emily. Our evening began over drinks and cheese and crackers. And we caught up on old times, and current events too. But details of our conversation are private between two friends. Well as the evening progressed we just looked at one another and stood up. We hugged and kissed, and I undressed Emily, her clothes falling to the floor. I had to take a second look, for one second I thought I had a Victoria's Secret model standing in front of me. And Victoria's Secret's products don't so much make Emily look good as much as Emily makes their products look good. But I digress. We embraced, and well then, Emily was no longer looking like a Victoria's Secret model, but she looked every bit a beautiful Goddess. We laid down in bed where we embraced, kissed, cuddled and made love. The details of which will remain private between Emily and me. Unfortunately as it always does, the time was up. We got dressed, and I drove Emily back to her hotel. We kissed good-bye, and as I am driving back to my hotel I am already thinking of the next time I get to see Em. In this lifestyle there are labels used to describe ladies and gentlemen. For me, the only label I can think of to describe Emily is friend, a good friend. And that friendship is reciprocated. But for those gentlemen who have yet to meet her but would like to, a accurate label for Emily is courtesan. But don't let all those labels intimidate you, Emily is a down to earth lady with a great sense of humour. Of all the people I know, both in my outside civilian life, and this life, Emily is one of the few people I trust without reserveration. The value of her companionship far exceeds any donation she asks for. And as with all my encounters with Em, I am always left with magical memories of our time together. Emily is one of those rare gems I am glad I met and got to know. You are a very special lady Em, and I consider myself to be a fortunate and lucky man to have met and become friends with you. Thank you again Emily for your continuing friendship, and companionship and our date. I'm looking forward to when we see each other again

Spinach and lots of orgasms. :motion:

Honestly for me, there are no right or wrong "words", there are right and wrong PEOPLE. With some people you know that whatever dirty word comes out of their mouth, they mean it in the most respectful, caring and lusty way possible. It's a compliment. That's when I love terms like slut or w***e or whatever. Then there are those that can make even the nicest word seem dirty and I'm not talking in a sexy way. They can make words like beautiful or sweet sound like derogatory comments. Words do have many different meanings but it's the thought, emotions and intent behind the words that give them true power!

My favorite is penis in vagina... Lol. The rest depends on the mood!

I spent most of my life not giving a crap. I ate, what I want, when I wanted. Often being fast food crap since I would never bring a lunch to work. I even wouldn't eat at all some days. I worked too much and too long in hostile and stressful jobs.too much Stress and anxiety is a killer to the body and mind. Often worked in unsafe environments without proper equipment, although employers are suppose to provide safety, I was to naive and stupid and did things anyways to get the job done. Used and abused my body at work. After reevaluating my life I've done drastic changes in the last 8-9 months, both mentally and physically. 1. Started going to kickboxing 2-3 a week 2. No longer eat fast food crap. (I think I would die if I ate McDonald again) 3. Soda was my drug of choice from 2-3 a day to now 2-3 a month. 4. No more working unsafe, if required a mask I wear one, harness or any other safety equipment necessary, not ashamed or afraid to refuse otherwise. 5. Work is almost virtually stress free and hostile free, got a great boss. Changing company Maybe the best thing. 6. Water I drink lots and when I need some flavour I add mio to it. 7. Most important changed my outlook on life. 8. Started seeing cerb ladies. Mental benefits work amazing, hell orgasm aren't to shabby either lol So far I've lost over 40 pounds, I got way more energy. Self esteem has greatly improved. I worry far less, which is great cause honestly could not handle it anymore. I'm trying to live a life rather than living lifelessly. Accepting certain things in my life that aren't in my control.

In this youth obsessed society, sadly, appearances seem to mean everything. But how we look in large part can be a reflection of our health, physical and mental. Genetically, some of us are given the short end of the stick by being predisposed to certain diseases which can manifest into health risks these can be altered by ones lifestyle, environment and certain chemicals. What if anything do you do to ward off father time and disease. Or do you just accept and say what will be will be and do nothing:) Drink lots of water? eat properly? eating organic foods? exercise? lots of sleep? yoga? keeping a positive outlook? having a purpose? having a home that is toxin free? I walk daily, I have to, having 2 dogs:) and try hard to eat reasonably, being a chip and sugar gal its a daily struggle as I don't have a full point, lol. Also each day I set a goal to accomplish and try to remain positive in the bleakest moments:)

you may want to edit the ladies street name for her discretion...

I agree with Porthos, I don't think any of these categories are mutually exclusive. If I had to pick a category, though, I would mesh romantic/passionate sex into one and move forward from there!

Your post touched me as I could feel the pain in your writing. I'm so glad you've found some inner peace and made positive changes. The most important thing is how you now feel, so much more important than how you look, looking better is just a bonus. Congratulations and may things just keep getting better for you:)

Is this why LOL http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dT0J0rcJTLo RG

I gave in (somewhat) to the aging process. Tried to reverse it for awhile, but I failed. I work hard and I play hard and that simply ages one. I have always thought that I liked woman, cheese, whisky, wine and scotch well seasoned, or aged. Interesting, but I have discovered that a man can be the same to some women - better with age.

Oh and yesterday I watched Hard Candy. An excellent, very intense, slightly uncomfortable psychological thriller. Definitely a break out role for Ellen Page. She's just plain awesome in this.

Congratulations, Gabriella Laurence! You're the first to attain 200,000 rep points on the board, and that says quite a lot! What an extraordinary achievement, coupled with some of the best-written, entertaining and scintillating ads you'll find on the net, Gabriella is also the inventor of Erotic Math, plus so much more! :) So please join me in expressing your admiration for this very fine lady, and her very active participation here in our community! Well done, wishing you all the best, Gabriella! xox

It's already too late for me!!!

I pump iron, golf a lot, cycle, drink an ton of water every day, eat pretty well, read, watch movies, laugh, and have lots of sex which is the fountain of youth!

All of the above ... I'm not sure any of the categories precludes any of the others.

Ok, no laughing at me ok?! I bought a hot off the assembly line a 1984 Hyundai Pony. It was a horrible piece of crap. My best car is my current 1989 Mercedes 190E, with an inline 6. She is my baby. Only 113 000 kms, and in mint condition. Second was my Volks Rabbit GTI. I couldn't kill that thing.

Meh. Letters put together to phrase words really mean very little to me. Meanings, intentions and context can sometimes be more important, but I, personally try not to dwell on things like that. There is bigger things to worry about in the world that word choice. Especially in the heat of the moment, I would prefer to focus on other things than getting my panties in a knot over words. I like all dirty words. :) Even the C word (it is censored here) is good to go with me. It's fun to say and get a reaction from people too. Hehe :) Whore. Bitch. Slut. If someone is a good person with good intentions, and it's all in good fun, I wouldn't worry too much and use what is natural and comfortable for you. The overly politically correct people who overreact about these things and get huffy are their own worst enemy. This is just my own personal view on the subject, many others likely feel differently.

How inviting...

Rio Bravo El Dorado True Grit The Good, The Bad and The Ugly High Plains Drifter The Outlaw Josey Wales The Magnificent Seven RG

It really depends on my mood because I like agressive..passionate and seductive...and it also depends on the connection I have with that person!!

I'm also with the ladies in that it is not the words in and of themselves that have the power to insult, it is the person using them and their intent. Someone who is respectful and has checked with the lady beforehand may initiate an entirely different reaction in her, one of lustiness and fun. I'd prefer that any day over a bland, uninspired, toned-down session. Additional Comments: Those comments were not meant to be hurtful to anyone. Everyone has their own opinion on the matter. All I'm saying is variety is the spice of life, and why reign in something that should be enjoyed, celebrated, and had a little fun with?

Your photos would lead me to believe you also belong in a great ass thread too Danielle. ;)

I'm here to tell you they do have shower facilities. Sure not for the men, but the dancers have shower facilities in their locker room. I'm not sure where you got this idea that they don't have showers for the dancers. More than once a dancer has come to sit with me after coming in from the locker room and I can tell she is freshly showered. And no she didn't just get there. Or ladies mentioning how they're going to take a shower after a dance, etc. After doing 3 songs under those lights on that hot stage several times a night....not to mention the CR dances....every woman in that place would be downright rank about an hour into their shift....but they're not. Because they shower.

The worst car I was suppose to have was a 1974 Ford Pinto station wagon, it was a chocolate brown and because the interior was bad someone had put bright orange seat cover on it. Well I refused to drive the beast and traded my uncle for his 1984 Chevy Cavalier I think I ended up with the better car. The best car so far was my 2005 Honda Civic I loved that car, just drive it never needed any major work done it. I sold it earlier this year with almost 260 000 Km and bought a new 2013 Hyundai Elentra witch I hope is as good as a car as the Civic.

I almost forgot what keeps me looking a few years younger than my actual age....lots and lots of great sex! Having an afterglow moment right now.;)

Ha ha I also had a 1980 Malibu 2 door and really liked it! I only had it for 10 months but that was because of a drunken A-Hole Cut me off and I T-Boned him. My worst car was my first a 1976 Dodge Monaco. Think Blues Bothers Bluesmobile! I rebuilt the carburetor 3 times and finally had to replace it. I had to carry a spare regulator in my glove box because it would burn out and the car would die along the road. My best one was a 1989 Nissan 240sx. The only car I bought new and I had it for 15 years and over 200,000km without a single problem only servicing and tires brakes and mufflers. It was a great car. I have driven many cars vans and trucks even stretch limos for work over the years and the one I loved driving the most was a 1986 Volvo 760 GLE. The one I hate driving the most is one of the current cars in the fleet, a 2012 Toyota Prius. What I cheap ass piece of shit! Other than fuel economy I have nothing good to say about it!

Eff Ford Focus! My first car was a 2002 Focus and it lasted nine months before it stopped working completely and I donated it to the fire association. My best car is my current one - 2009 Hyundai Accent. Great on gas, small and zips around. Love it.

I think the most "supernatural-ish" thing to happen to me (although it wasn't "freaky" in any way, it was oddly comforting) was having my mother visit me in a dream at pretty much the exact moment brain death occurred. She was standing at the end of the hallway in the hospital where her room was, in her hospital gown, and nagging me as she would always do lol. It was a very vivid dream. My dreams usually aren't that vivid or detailed. I woke up and looked at the time and went back to sleep. I got the call the next morning to come to the hospital and say our goodbye's. She was in the hospital for a while hooked up to life support, and the doctors said she had been showing signs of improvement, so that night they had tried to take her off life support briefly but unfortunately the results had not been what we were hoping for. So they hooked her back up and we got the call the next morning to come in and say goodbye. The doctor told us at what time they had tried to take her off the life support and it was pretty much that exact same time I had that dream. Even though we didn't officially "pull the plug" until much later the next day I'm pretty sure it was at that moment that she actually passed.

WOW, this thread was so awesome and informative. I did find it nice to see that some guys are like me and want their SP-Companion to have just has much fun has I do. For me, when I meet a SP, I want to make it last and have fun with them for the allotted time that I've chosen, whether that be a little cuddling at first while we talk, kissing, foreplay (I love foreplay to the max), than moving on to penetration if needed (If the foreplay is good, I would totally bypass the penetration and play with my SP) Unfortunately, mostly all of the SP I've met there's been a little chit chat (mostly while she's getting undressed) and it's a massage, BJ then penetration. And lots of time, I pay for the hour, but after about 30 minutes all is over and they are not interested in going another round and it's like they rush you out of the door. For me, what really gets me hot and horny, is when you are kissing and you are exploring your partners body, feeling every inch of her body and wanting them to have just has much fun as I am. Undressing them slowly and kissing every inch of their body. This upcoming Friday, I've set up a GFE (Will be my first GFE, with a Service Provider) and from the reviews I've read on here from her, she's great so I'm so looking forward to it. Thank you all once again for this great thread and all the wonderful posts that were in here. Snic95

Welcome to Cerb Kandice!

Hello!!! Great that you found our sexy little community. I'm sure you'll find lots of goodies here to amuse you as well as some amazing people! Welcome!

A Spicy 86 for me!

Never really told anyone before cause I don't understand it but I sometimes have these really bizarre dreams that would be impossible in real life. Now sometime some of these dreams I get an image of these dreams and I come across them in real life. Like a surreal déjà vu. Sometimes it goes a step further I sense my reaction in the dream and realize its was the same in real life. What this means I have no idea, but its pretty freaky for me sometimes. Know why can't I dream about lottery numbers.

your a posting fiend ;) i love reading all your lovely post and cannot wait for the many more you will write. cheers !!!! :)

Congratulations Gabriella on such an achievement. And those points are reflective of how the CERB community thinks of you and your contributions Well done and well deserved RG

WOW ZERS !!! Every single one of those 200,000 points is well deserved and then some my dear :) Kudos !!!

Congratulations Gabriella!