Andee

I knew a Shemale from Toronto, who when travelling to Ottawa was so busy, she had to shut her phone off at times because it rang non-stop. "She" did better than any female escort I have ever known. You figure it out...

[ Toronto is different...they are bolder...sometimes they'll have one "RMT" on staff so they can have the location without having to apply for body rub parlour license. (so I've been told). You just never know now days, I guess....

Ah, so if she is indeed an RMT (registered massage therapist) then she most probably is NOT an MA, because she could risk losing her license. I have a friend who's an RMTs who finds it humourous when newbies call to book and she has to gently to inform them that she doesn't do "that kind of massage".

My sister had some laser hair removal done. Like Annessa said, she had to go more than once and she said it felt like a burning sensation. Eeek!

I believe as an escort, the only thing I would maybe need to worry about is the "bawdy house" provision. I know it not always enforced such as in the case of where someone works out of their private residence and basically minds their own business. I say this because I know an SP in Ottawa whose neighbour's son came across her website and the mother called the police. Apparently the police investigated her (she knew about while it was going on). After a few weeks, the police told them they would not be laying charges because in their opinion no laws were being broken and that if Ms. X was entertaining her male visitors in alleged manner that what when on behind closed doors in her private residence was no body's business. They added the fact that no prosecutor of judge would look consider this case. Which leads me to believe that perhaps there are precedents (case law) to this law. I know of a swingers club in Montreal called Club D'Orange who's bawdy house charges were overturned and perhaps this has had an effect. I believe it is more commonly enforced in situations where one or many people are working out of an establishment, and have high traffic, noise, or complicated with other problems to which the police have been alerted, eg. women being trafficked, assaulted, drug dealing/usage, etc. This would give police good reasons to lay charges, and rightly so. So, in my case, I really do not think I have a lot to worry about.:lol:

Since we're on the topic....here's one for you guys! The best sushi...just call FUK MI!

Came across this article in the Ottawa Citizen about a business sign in Constance Bay which was defiled by vandals with a sense of humour. http://www.canada.com/travel/news/Illicit+sign+points+village+charms/1778551/story.html

Pussys have a way of slithering in and slithering out of your life. Treat her right, and she'll be back. :mrgreen:

Are you sure it isn't an RMT establishment (Registered Massage Therapy)? Somehow I doubt Pakenham would have a rub and tug (but you never know now days). The question is, who has the guts to and check it out without risking totally embarassing themselves. Wink!:-P

I thought it was really innovative. And a good song too! Shame on United!:???:

You're on. Feel free to contact me anytime. Check my profile for my contact information. Ottawa Valley people are the best! (My mom was from Chapeau). Cheers!

I guess we're not going to meet for dinner in Ottawa after all. (LOL) I am so glad you found what you were looking for. All the best to you.

I never expect the thread to garner so much interest. I love your sense of humour. I hope we get to meet sometime. I'll show you mine, if you show me yours! (ha ha)

First off, I would like to say how grateful I am that CERB is what it is. Just when I thought I saw "everything" posted on CL, here are two postings I cam across this morning. At first I thought they were jokes, but I have a feeling, they're probably real. That's the sad part. Nonetheless I flagged them and hope others will, but I thought I'd share them with you so you can at least start your morning off with a laugh. ================================================== I need a job...are you hiring...wfm (23) So I decided to post here because I know that quite a few men look here for erotic services. Yes I can provide those, but thats not the type of job I'm looking for. I'm looking for a real job.... almost anything really. My ideal job is in an office, but I'm open to any jobs. Let me know. I can start Monday. ===================================================== Rock and powder friendly - girls and guys - wfm (21) - downtown NOT a PO. Need to meet asap. Please email immediately. Could be a long term relationship. ====================================================== Notice, in both case, no phone number. In any event, hope you had a good chuckle. I know I did. Tell me again, why I bother to advertise on CL?

As much as I advertise there myself, at least: - I can write - I know how to spell - I have a website that has accurate information and DOES NOT ask for credit card verification - I post a real picture - I offer a good service My advice: If you come across an ad that seems too good to be true or rings of sketchy, pass. And yes, check out Cowboy Kenny's diary. You may save yourself a lot of aggravation in the long-run. My advice: Stick to CERB - lots of nices ladies to choose from.

I think that is way cool! I can just imagine all the great research papers you'll be able to write on a certain subject. Let us know if we can be of help when you get there! I have a feeling you'll manage the tuition just fine. :razz:Hope to meet you sometime!

As an SP who is trimmed, not shaved, just wondering what most guys out there prefer. Since I am older and a little heavier, I think I would look ridiculous with "nothing" down there. Also having very delicate skin, even if I wanted to, it would a nightmare for me to maintain keeping it smooth. So I opt for natural, but trimmed. My more mature gentleman clients love it. The younger guys haven't really said but I have always wondered. I know there are other threads out there about women and "shaving", but I am specifically referring to how you gentlemn like your SPs.

I can't recommend the girl, but I can recommend Ottawa Playgirls as being a reputable agency. A few weeks back, I noticed Tracey posted an ad for a new lady named Miyuko who's 23. www.613girls.com At least with OPG, you won't have to worry about being fed the "bait and switch" scam so often found in Ottawa. Good luck to you...

I think the thing I like the best is that I believe I get treated better by my clients than I have by some of the guys I have dated. It's no so much an ego boost as it is a positive self-esteem reinforcer (is that a phrase..it is now). I could probably do this until I'm 60!:roll:

It's like anything that's free...you take your chances. As an SP who has chosen to advertise on that site, I take care in trying to set myself apart from the scammers. It helps that I can actually write and spell, have a site you can go to, and post a real picture. For amusement, I voted myself the "best speller on Ottawa's Erotic CL list". Some of my clients agreed with me and told me they booked me because I didn't sound sketchy. It's harder for you guys cuz it's your hard earned cash on the line. For me, it's wading out the tire kickers, but for some reason I haven't had to drain too many phone cards answering rude questions lately. But, I agree with others - stick to consulting EC (or CERB) cuz if they're scammers they will be found out and banned. I am doing okay.... But Cowboy Kenny is right on...anyone asking for cc in advance is up to something. BTW, I spelled "cuz" that way on purpose...I know bad joke for someone saying they can spell.

Wow..I'm learning new things every day. It's a drag you had to deal with that just so we can have a clean site, but way to go! Kudos to the MOD!

I have been trying to figure out the busiest times for years now. Just when I think I've gotten it down, it changes. Summer used to be dead. So far, I'm doing okay. I think in general, the first week of the month is bad because because rent and bills are due. I'd say by the third week, they're usually prime. After a long weekend is good. When big events like Bluesfest are in town, forget outcalls...hotels are booked up already. At least that's what I have found for the past 6 years. I don't think "Mr. Happy" works on a schedule. Good luck, Jason.

Came across this... http://www.canada.com/news/national/RCMP+warn+young+women+pressured+into+trade+●●●●●●●●●●/1742441/story.html I'd say it's happening in Ottawa too.

As SPs, we are supposed to offer "discretion" and "no strings attached". They call us, we don't call them, right? One of my guys told me I am the most inexpensive, non-hassling "girlfriend" he's ever not dated. And he is good looking. But he is a self-admitted workaholic and golf nut and is extremely busy...he also has 13 year old daughter he has part-time, so in his cae he doesn't want to be tied down with the inevitable, "why don't you call me, why don't you pay attention to me, when are you going to introduce me to your parents...friends...when are you going to make a commitment, when are we going to move in together, when you going to marry me...etc. etc." Plus in this case, he's younger and likes the more mature woman's point of view. Which is a bonus to me, because he has a hot bod, tasteful tattoos, just for starters...sometimes I wonder, why me? Why the older chick thing? Hey works for me! Think about it, even a good looking guy still has to go out there, do the social thing, buy some drinks or whatever before "closing the deal" unless he has a little black book he can open, and call, but I don't think that's the norm. So it's just simpler to pick up the phone, come over, open your wallet for the pleasure of a guaranteed thing that will actually have a happy ending. Remember the classic old saying: "you pay a hooker to leave (not to stay):roll:".

Did that person think we're that stupid to believe that is how the police conduct themselves? Good for you staying on top of this. It's kind of creepy, really..