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"...two counts of sexual assault, two counts of impersonating a police officer, forcible confinement, choking, theft under $5,000 and robbery." “These were very significant assaults,” said Ottawa Police Staff Sgt. John McGetrick. “It’s fair to say there was violence involved.” Yeah - Why wouldn't the cops let him out? :-? Ottawa cops are morons.

I assume you are new to CERB and new to using Forums, as this is not the area for such posts, nor how a Forum works. The Heading for this Section is: Ottawa Female Service Providers - Schedules, Advertisements & announcements Please familiarize yourself with the Community Rules & FAQ to learn how to use this site. For recommendations on Ladies, simply try using the Recommendations section, as, imo, it's mostly what the site is about. I believe both Ladies have recos there if you were to go read through it rather than spamming CERB. There's a wealth of information here if you were to just go look. Best of Luck.

If this were true, then Iran and the World would have been completely destroyed by earthquakes a long LONG time ago. :? Therefore, since the World is still flat and the universe revolves around us, then extramarital sex must be linked to making the sun set and the stars shine. They are still using quack science from 2 Millenniums ago - haha, wankers!:butt: Get with the 20th Century! "We have no way but conform to Islam to ward off dangers." says Ayatollah Kazem Sedighi (aka Jealous Virgin without a date to the prom) Au contraire, we have no way but to have extramarital sex to ward off the dangers of ignorant superstitions (and in the case, ward off those people who can't get laid/married without forcing someone to be with them even though no one loves them and wants them for who they are). Good Luck gettin' some with that attitude 'Krazy Kazem' :-P

Yeah, what he said :P PS Amelia: Sometimes an eternity isn't that long I guess ;) Keep up the great posts!

Live, love, learn and life goes on. Consider it Her Loss. In general, in the business world - 3 cancellations can be seen as unprofessional 'bad faith'. IMO: Becomes buyer beware afterwards if the client wants to expose their assets to such a level of risk when precedent has shown little to no return on ones investments. Whether financial compensation (or otherwise) can be negotiated in returning the venture to profitability, is something one has to explore if only deemed probable, being there any cost-benefit left to the endeavour at all. Good Luck! (...and don't get caught with your portfolio down again ;) )

haha, funny antlerman - speaking as a SP? (hehe, jk) ...and who said marriage wasn't all shits n giggles eh :P ...and B) I guess in this case: SHTHPNS Soleil!

Party-on AA! Thanks for all the insights and fun. Long may your big jib draw for another 1000 posts and beyond :)

lol @ typo police tff Aside from the self-defeating argument put forth by the OP - like any place across the Web (especially Chat Rooms) or the World - if you can't handle it, move on. While some people harp on grammar - the point of communication is to get a message across - and while I agree there is value in common grammar best practices for the collective, it's not the end of the world if one has the ability to understand messages even when 'the Queen's grammar' isn't used. It's called adjusting - some people can, and obviously, some people can't. In the end, if one doesn't like the way people chat on a Website - then go start ones own site and dictate grammar all they want (we'll see which communities flourish, and which ones don't). If one doesn't like something or can't lump it - then go get ones money back and move on to greener grammar pastures ;) Seems like everyone will be happier that way. Side note: My experience of being on the Web since 1992 has shown that by far the majority of people who complain about typos, are those who can't communicate very well in the first place. Just my observation. I wouldn't get my knickers in a knot over it thou. :-P In this case, 'When starting a thread about typos...' try Spell-check if one doesn't know how to spell properly. [something to think about before you click that "Submit" button.] :)

Kudos & Party-on Capitalman!

Giddy, horny women who stop at nothing to get satisfied :bddog: Nothing like the sound of Spring giggles and squeaky beds :wink: Oh, and the tulip festival. It's also nice this time of year. :razz: (As a budding photog, I have 5000 pix of over 70 varieties of tulips - with my portfolio continuing to grow :) ) Last, but Not Least... Hockey Play-offs start! Go PENGUINS GO!!!!! :grin:

Do regulars matter? Does a bear sh*t wherever it wants, forest or otherwise? I believe the answer is 1 in the same. PS: I just noticed Angela, you are close to getting your Gold CERB Jacket for 1000 Posts - You Go Girl! :)

My knock against MajicJack is that you have to leave your PC on the whole time or calls won't get thru - plus, I do not think they have reliable 911. There was something else weird about it that I didn't like, but I forget what it is now. In the end, I concluded it wasn't as 'majic' as I thought or would like it to be. By all means, anyone with a MJ - please let us know the pros/cons.

lol - Are you serious? By all means, please define 'Best'?

Yeah, I believe it is the same stuff. My old man was a mechanic for heavy machinery and used it all the time for decades. I used to use it too when I would monkey around the shop with him on weekends. Had gritty-bits in it.

Like canuckhooker is saying about consumer protection, I am more concerned about unsavoury business practices which myself and/or SPs would like to be aware of. I'm prefer honest SPs and would think twice depending on what they did to get their account suspended. While interesting to know about other, more forum related infractions (for example - arguing against the Mod; hijacking threads and arguing with members), they are less direct to my hobbying. I do not buy the privacy argument, as this is a public forum where the Mod/owner sets the rules, and if someone doesn't like having their infraction exposed, maybe they should not commit it in the 1st place. IMHO, it's better to protect victims and and others from becoming victims than an offender which has been found guilty of something - seeing how the verdict has already been reached to suspend their account. Either way, I thought it would make for interesting discuss none-the-less, seeing it's a discussion board-n-all ;)

Is there someway to see Why an account is Suspended from CERB? That is not to say the whole story is necessary with all the little details, I was thinking more of a generic explanation as to why an account has been suspended. Ex: BownChicka suspended for Breaking Spam Rule. When I see a suspended account, it would help to somewhat know why so as to better determine if I should deal with said person (whether they return after their suspension or are listed elsewhere). Any disclosure Mod?

Care to lead with an example Captain Cato? :pimp:

...but in the end, it may been in vain, as I nominated your lovely ta-tas back in post #2. :) (I just couldn't get the pic to post)

New Lady to CERB: http://cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=1729&pictureid=10537 Evangeline

I jerked-off 10 times last Monday. I could only wish I would have died. :S Additional Comments: ccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc

Can they now be officially called 'Frigidland' instead? (haha, Sorry. As a not-so-starving comedian, I couldn't resist.) . o O ( I also know where NOT to go for a bachelor party.) :boobeyes:

As far as I am concerned, any unsolicited PMs are Spam. Short PMs such as the example posted in this thread says a lot about the immaturity of the PMer - seriously. No one knows how to write a proper letter anymore? All stupified from too much texting?

That's a great idea! I already have my strategy plotted out for the next time I am at centerblock, as I know of a bathroom and a little trick to getting a girl into the mens room during an event. hehe HAHA :D Thanks! Been there, done that... *Snowbank *Outdoors shaggin and in log cabins, tents. *Canoe, Boat, Skidoo, Car (In and on), Truck, Bicycle, Bus, Golf Cart, Train *Kitchens, Bathrooms, Bars/Pubs, Concerts *Pool Table, Ping Pong Table, Sauna *Beach and Sunset, Parks *Small Island *3some *videos, pics *Limo *Her Parents in Next room *Shaved Her *While driving *Skydome *3 Different Countries (Can./U.S./Australia) and 9 Provinces (not BC). Honey Do Me List... *Airplane and/or Suborbital Spaceship *4some+ *Yacht *Parliament Hill (Thx3LL :) ) *At a Hockey Game. *As my last act. *Anyone on my 'Celebrity Top 5' (in no par. order: Mila Jovavich; Izabelle Desjardins; Angelina Jolie; Vanessa Marcil; Stoya + Sasha Grey together) *My 1st again. *Her sister. :) *Her mom :D *Augmented Reality Porn *The World's Longest BJ (time-wise, hehe) :D ...just to name some. :motion:

Unlike a stress-reliever for most others times, I do not suggest jacking-off to calm your nerves before meeting a SP for the first time. Just a suggestion.