Mc Lovin

I say dumb things on a daily basis. I don't think I'm wired right. I either try not to talk too much or wait for the blank stare or quizzical look, then go over what I just said and start explaining. Maybe if when you hear something a bit odd, ask something like - " did you just say ...... ?". Chances are the guy will think about what just came out of his mouth, evaluate how dumb it sounded then re-state in a more ... normal way. Probably the guy is trying to compliment, be funny or just making conversation. Something happens between the brain and the mouth for some of us. I can think of a plethora of examples for myself. None yet today ... it's still early though ...

some deep purple, with Steve Morse ..

Doesn't take much to make me smile. sunny days sleeping in on weekends hearing kids laugh and this: :)

11. playing hide the weenie 12. making the beast with two backs

when everything is coming your way, your in the wrong lane. out of my mind, back in 5 minutes. death is a once in a lifetime experience. love thy neighbor, but don't get caught.

if this guy's a cop then I'm the pope ... hopefully he reads this thread so he can see what a jackass he is.

will farrell doing harey carey is waaaay funny.

going waaaay back to the 1500's - this one seems to hold up, and no - it isn't a Christmas song... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHhA70sLjPI more recently I've been on a Thin Lizzy kick: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFPdNCyiNXU&feature=fvwrel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_ShvG8_tGU

quotes from the art of war - Sun Tzu. 600 BC All warfare is based on deception. Build your opponent a golden bridge to retreat across. The best victory is when the opponent surrenders of its own accord before there are any actual hostilities... It is best to win without fighting. Pretend inferiority and encourage his arrogance. For to win one hundred victories in one hundred battles is not the acme of skill. To subdue the enemy without fighting is the acme of skill. and Jack handy - " I think the mistake a lot of us make is thinking the state-appointed psychiatrist is our "friend.""

other than the mud pies and worm eating, this describes me ... knocked out teeth falling off bike, broken wrist from tree fall, in by the time street lights came on, go cart racing, tree fort building ..... was I being watched ....

came across this longevity calculator: http://www.rrasp-phirn.ca/index.php?option=com_wrapper&view=wrapper&Itemid=91&lang=en. I did it and it appears I'm good until 82. that gives me 40 more years ... now that I know I can finally stop with the healthy eating and moderate drinking - time to party like a rockstar !!! yay.

crap ... I saw pool party and was thinking swimming pool. I was all gigity to dig out my banana hammock and go for a splash. http://media.photobucket.com/image/banana%20hammock/emanon121877/borat-banana-hammock.jpg?o=123

this one isn't so much a vampire song, but sung by a vampire it is ... scary stuff - make sure your lights are on for this one : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVxLMM0DKRU

concrete blonde has blood letting - bringin' back the 80's here :

Any of you ladies offer BOL ( back off lady ) ? Here's the situation - My ex of a few years has informed me we're getting back together. I've told her numerous times it isn't happening. I don't want to get rude with her as I'd like to keep an amicable relationship with her but I'm getting short on ideas. I've recently told her I'm seeing someone else but fear she may be onto my attempted deception. She's asking for info with my new squeeze like her name, occupation, etc.. So what I'm thinking is I could get one of you ladies to drive with me to her abode, I could introduce you as my special friend and all the while you could maybe be giving her the stink eye.. possible throw in a growl or a sneer.... on second thought this may not be a good idea - you may be countered by NYBOL ( no you back off lady ). I wouldn't expect any of you would want to experience that - my ex, she be a firecracker .. :)

a good summertime sailing song :

three jolly lesbians

I think that a hat that has a little cannon that fires and then goes back inside is at least a decade away. - Jack Handey says some stuff that you just can't not agree with ..

is there a hotel, motel, hostel, hammock ... near your place. Or could a tent be pitched .. an actual tent - not the " I woke up and was pitching a tent " type of deal.

good idea - not much experience planning events but if you need some carnies lurking around I know people ... :) FESTIVUS FOR THE REST OF US

not sure if this scenario would work. For me, at my charge out rate it's about 3 hours to 1, which isn't a problem, but with my work if it's anything in depth inspection reports are taken out with identities and addresses. I wouldn't expect the ladies to be comfortable with this, but on the flip side my name and business is on the same report. in the end cash is usually king.

Fornicating loudly in neighbors garage next - spank

elvis presley - hound dog http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fv-541bK5i0

enya - only time