cometman

Easy parking is the key. However, for you , my fantasy, a shack with a roof is all I'd need. The word "incall" is what I have been perusing your ads for.

If I met my favorite SP in a public venue, I'd flash mob her and propose marriage. Just shittin' ya.......read the post above. The first statement would be a hoot though, huh?

Hangnails. Rub banana over it to heal it. Flat tire or a migraine?

Happy birthday, bud! Treat yourself to someone special today.

Room for another late greeting? LOL Happy birthday, Lilly!

Manscaping........we ask you to do it.......it's only fair. SP or SO?

Big congrats, my fellow Nova Scotian.

After the opening post, I skimmed most of the others to get to the end (my apologies to the authors.......I actually skim thoroughly). Old Dog, I have seen and heard nothing but good about you and I hope we meet some day. Not only did your opening post make me happy that you survived the ordeal, but it also gladdened my heart that one of our most popular members here was able to return. You see, since I joined and got to know some of the members, we have lost some good people for one reason or another. I'm grateful that you are not one of them. However, on top of the good news on your health, I'm also profoundly impressed with the friends that supported you throughout the ordeal. What an incredible circle of friends you have. You are to be commended......you, Old Dog, and all the people you mentioned.

Have to say new wave, although my heart is country. Pickup or car?

Watch out. Emily has heard about the shortage of washrooms on flights to Japan. LOL!!!!! Kidding, of course. Hope you have the BEST trip ever, Malika!

Beer. Dark or white rum?

Long ass day means my highlight is now it is bedtime, for tomorrow..........I owe, I owe, it's off to work I go.

Waking up two hours before the alarm clock and not being able to get back to sleep. Omg.....gonna be a long day.

Short. Nothing to get in the way and a hand on the back of a short haired head while DFK is decidedly erotic....but anything is okay, lol. Ice hotel or Cuba?

Not sure about yours, but I can switch from T9 to multi-tap. Or......you could make a phone call. LOL..you remind me of me, bud!

Happy belated birthday to a wonderful lady!!!

I ran into Emmet's dad at a meeting yesterday and we had a great chat, lol. I've know him for years and served on boards with him in the past. Once we got past BBC, we agreed we have to hit the open road this summer. You see, he's a Harley rider and is looking for inclusion into the biking fraternity. LOL (I thought you'd like that, Notch!)

A muffin from Robin's.....to go with the free coffee I won. 3 choices.....banana nut, carrot, something bran. Are they nuts? I'm hungry. I need cholesterol. I had 4 hours of chores left before supper. Hired man brought in home made cookies to go with my coffee, so I ruined my supper appetite. Yup, men are idiots.

My family has been through a couple of fires and, in one instance, lost everything material. So glad you're okay, Katherine. Material things can be replaced......you cannot be.

Dropping my phone in a pail of milk. The rice trick didn't work, so my new one gets here Monday. I resisted a smartphone once again, but it was close. On the upside, been the best effing week ever......NO PHONE INTERRUPTIONS, lol.

Aw, jeeeez.......you mean women fake orgasms? God love them! (as long as they're convincing). Orgasms are the coolest things out there and I love being a contributing factor.

I cannot believe how much more muscular I am getting without working out. ......plus, dementia seems to be setting in.

To meet fear head on, try snatching your teenage daughter's cell phone from her hand.

Sandblaster attachment for my 4000 psi high pressure washer. I was doing the "grunt" all day. "This is how real men should talk. It's simple and effective."

3 in one printer, after mine crapped out at T4 time. Then, I Ebayed a kit to fill the cartridges. Sigh......I know this is gonna be a messy experiment.