Johnny Canuck

L for Licking;)

I haven't been here in awhile and was curious if anyone has any opinions on this club? I've had really good and fun times here and even remember the night Anthony Hopkins was seen there.

J for Jacking Off

Congratulations on your milestone here at CERB Someguy. Emily is right in regards to your contributions here. You're a very valuable member of our community here and we look forward to your next posts!

I definitely can say I haven't been to Taboo in a really long time. Since way before the renovation they did. It was the very first stripclub I ever went to, but it didn't really leave that much of a lasting impression on me. I hope that it did change, so maybe I might drop in to see what the atmosphere is like.

$50 in gasoline for my car which will be devoured pretty quickly I am assuming.

Kind of similar to the thread on how we all got our CERB handles, but this is aimed toward the SP's here. I know that discretion may be one of the main reasons of using a stage name and what not, but I am curious how you decided on what name to choose for yourself as a SP? How did it come about? Was it a nickname? Or was it the genious of your mind that came up with it? Discuss:)

Congratulations Midnight-Massage on your contributions to Cerb. Hopefully we will all be privileged to hear another 2000+ musings and comments from you!:icon_cool:

Next to dogs, I believe duct tape is listed as mans best friend lol

Another one that may interest you is by the guitar virtuoso Michael Angelo Batio called Speed Kills.

Sounds like that could have been a really fun opportunity! Lol. Hope the shoot went well!

I've had a lot of memorable times at the Nuden. Saw Ron Jeremy there once and when the upstairs was open my band plate there, but I will admit is was kind of hard to get through the set with all the pretty ladies they had there.

RG has definitely provided you with some very good info. I've had the pleasure of meeting Cleo and she is very welcoming and I highly recommend that you take RG's advice. No harm will come from contacting a well established SP that has caught your eye. Most SP's are very understanding and know how to accommodate people in your situation of being new to the community and hobby. All I can say now is to have fun and happy job hong!

I'm definitely a sunlight type guy as I find it adds to the whole ambience of the experience of being able to see the person you are being intimate with, but I will say that candles have their perks as well, or a nice well light fireplace.

As stated by PatrickGC, I would do away with money in its entirety because it has done nothing but cause problems since its inception. Maybe we should take a more maternal and human approach and help one another. Even though it would never happen, just think, what would this world be like if everything was free? Rent, mortgage, food, medicine, entertainment, etc?

Congratulations Someguy! Hoping to see many more posts by you!

F is for Fucking

Deeper Connection is 100% right in my opinion. She offers a lot of great advice and if discretion is very important to you, just remember that you have the ability to screen the SP as much as she does to screen you. If you feel uneasy or afraid, those screening tools can help protect you. There are also some valuable websites which can help you determine if the SP you decide to see is legit or not.

In a way it has sort of happened to me with an encounter I had with an SP. It was kind of weird, but in the end it is something we both laugh about now. I met this girl previously outside of her work through a mutual friend and was quite sometime before we talked or saw each other. I saw an ad for a SP and booked some time with her and when I went to her incall and she opened the door we both instantly recognized each other and felt a little uncomfortable. (One reason why I hate photoshopped pictures) We kept it professional, but in the end developed a pretty good friendship and talk pretty much every day as friends and nothing more. We just laugh about the initial meeting we had now. Lol So there are always positives and negatives no matter what. It just sucks that as humans we have no control over matters of the heart.

Not while I'm alive it won't! Lol. There are times where I'd rather DATY over get a BJ :D

B as in Boobs

The one thing in my opinion that a SP can do to make things better is to just be herself:) Its nice to have see a genuine reaction from the SP.

If you are into instrumentals like that revolving around the rock genre, here is a tune that might peak your interest: Pink Floyd - Marooned

Pretty much all of Pink Floyd's The Wall & The Final Cut albums are a protest of WWII and war in general. A lot of it had to do with how Roger Waters father went off to war and never returned.

Wishing you all the best in all of your future endeavours, but while you are still looking for those last few experiences have fun and enjoy!