Kilt Boy

OMG! Icy Squares straight from the freezer!

I regret that I have but one thanks to give ...

Spit or swallow: that's never my call.

You need a disinfectant. Try gargling with rum.

... and that sucks?

No, that's alright. Your bum is fine. Thanks.

"How about we try a 68. That's where you do me and I owe you one."

Get some rocks to beat them against. Pretty cheap and environmentally responsible. Just an idea.

Making contact with Wayne Gretzky Winery about a possible collaboration with my DrinkPucks and their new whisky. Fingers crossed.

If it were licensed and policed, sure. I just know that these will end up in the wrong hands with dangerous consequences. Basically adopt any anti-gun argument for this.

No. Just no. It can only end in tears.

Isn't it a great feeling to use something that you made yourself?

It was a bit slow and dark for me (on a Tuesday lunch, no surprise). I shared a delicious lunch with MeganDancer and watched a few sets before leaving early.

Just don't eat it solo.

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Birthday party [data redacted]

I changed my mind and instead of spending my birthday at BareFax, will be at NuDen all afternoon. MeganDancer has moved there as a regular and I haven't seen her in ages! I'm bringing the mortgage, so line them up according to darkness. I'll run through them until I hit the floor of my wallet. I haven't been in for quite a while, so I don't know if that's even a consideration. Tuesday afternoon (11th) might be quiet. I guess we'll find out. Stay tuned for LIVE reporting. Yes, I'm going to double up on my heart medication.

23°. I can't wait for winter. 26° in my office.

... the Pig & Whistle (TV) was considered quality entertainment? Things were so much simpler then.

Woody. Very woody.

Lipstick smears on my kilt.

Now Mikayla's on my tip. WILL IT NEVER END? She was a variation from my normal type. Talking to her, she said that a lot of people say she looks like Daenerys Targaryen on Game of Thrones. Medium height, slight frame, and white, curly hair. She was a great deal of fun in the CR. I spent a lot on her. #worthit

Oh, god. I had not planned to spend today. Then Ashley came in. Then Paris (London). Tara. So many girls. So many. What am I gonna do? Imma go home broke, that's what.

I just spent a lazy 15 minutes with Ice. She is very personable and flexible. I think we found the weight limits on the booth dividers. #HOTHOTHOT

Shit. Why didn't I notice that huge smear of purple lipstick across the front apron of my kilt before I left the house? I know who to blame. I'll leave it to your imagination and sleuthing skills as to how it got there in the first place.