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Kilt Boy

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  1. I'm ensconced in my irregular spot for the duration. Remember girls, if aren't wearing green today, you get a pinch!
  2. Blood donation #97. Almost there ...
  3. A quick note about personnel: Sarah won't be there anymore because she was interfering too much with business. I'd noticed. I'd spoken to her. I'd heard actual complaints from both guys and gals. This is probably for the best. There are 4 songs that I just can't bear to hear anymore. That means more variety for the lunchtime crowd! I have to say that I was pleasantly surprised with the roster yesterday. Very exciting.
  4. Yes, in the animation world it's known as Gainax physics or jiggle physics and usually applies to young ladies' breasts. The old Billy Zane's Blue Dong conversation. I've had it many times.
  5. "Lark's vomit? It don't say nothin' about lark's vomit on the box."
  6. "We were saying how great things would be if all the guys were like you lol" I blush.
  7. New Scottish sex position: The Hard Brexit
  8. Harley is in today! WOOHOO! Always a good time with Harley around. The hardest working lady in the club, Megan, is making her rounds. She makes me crazy with that tight body of hers. Natasha is a little late, but welcome. So yummy.
  9. My phone has a 'quiet hours' function where I can turn all apps or a list of apps off, all calls or all but a whitelist. Maybe there is an app for your particular phone. You don't have to take every call just to show you're available. Use your answering machine. If the guy isn't a douchebag, he'll understand when you call him back
  10. Every time I say there's a problem with my machine, they send her around ...
  11. Nicki Minaj - Paris Fashion Week, France 2017-03-04
  12. This is going to sound weird, but I really love the lighting in that first b&w shot. It is so reminiscent of the old cheesecake photos of the mid 20th. Yes, lighting gets me hard. Deal with it. Additional Comments: Whoopsy.
  13. Apparently, mine is not a "starter" dick. :icon_biggrin: I find this term hilarious.
  14. Laying out some lovely local and foreign cheeses with some home made pickles and relishes with a few slices of thin-sliced meats and piles of freshly cut baguette. Then, I may touch myself.
  15. The look on this guy's face. It's blowin' a gale, buddy's in his shiny new pickup. He rolls down the window to say, "Dude, you're hardcore! I'm getting cold just watching you!" I replied, "Roll up your window, princess. You might catch a sniffle." His kids loved that.
  16. I lost all my winter fat. All I'm left with are spring rolls.
  17. If your teeth start to itch, adjust your medication. Sent from my SM-N910W8 using Tapatalk
  18. Watch out for thorns. Sent from my SM-N910W8 using Tapatalk
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