Kilt Boy

Here's one I just thought of: if a lady is wearing her bejewelled butt plug on-stage, Third Eye Blind.

Okay, it's been 2 months and nobody corrected me about the aurhor of that song being Lionel Richie and not the Commodores. Are you asleep out there? I thought this was the Internet! Yes, I made that mistake. Nobody I used it on would know any better, though. I guess Bridgette's solution stands.

"I love what you do here. You're the king!" Today, by a young lovely who was enjoying my company.

Seven is also the newest owner of one of my spiffy new dance wallets!

Great googaly moogaly! Natasha is awesome! Thin, cocoa, strong on the pole, gorgeous, trim, young, smart, witty, a pleasure to be with. Very smooth in the CR. Seven is really nice, too. Thanks, MeganDancer, for pointing her out. You know me so well. The bum on that girl is insane!

I DID spend some quality time catching up with a favourite, SweetEva. She's such a treat to be with.

Someone very tall, very dark, and very brash stole from me tonight. She will not be excused. Yes, it was something that I was giving away, but she wanted more than I was willing to give and took them against my wishes and without permission. That's still theft. Maybe I'm petty, but I'm going to remember.

Okay, support buttons are in.

... the hottest thing onscreen was Uschi Digard?

Here's a little graphic I made up years ago for situations just like this.

I gave them a couple at VE here today. Thanks for your help.

That feeling of anticipation as I wait until the end of the day so I can leave for the strip club! Ha ha! Just kidding. I'm leaving now.

Thanks, Lexy. You're a doll.

Okay, thanks. I'll see what I can find.

Lexy, look into a local storage place. For a small monthly fee (say, $20), they can act as an off-site mail depot. More secure delivery for you and no worries about missed parcels. Mine calls whenever a delivery arrives. They also give me an address with a unit number instead of a PO Box.

Lexy, look into the US border services available from ShipLlama.

Trying to get through another day at work with no work to do. It's been months and I have another one to go. Thank god for them internets.

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There is someone of a very similar stature at Bare Fax. I think you'd find her a comparable substitute. I can't remember her name, but she wears really nice lingerie and glasses. Plus, you can't miss her boobs. I mean, you REALLY can't miss them. I've seen her there during the day shift.

There were 2 male, 2 female officers. I was chatting with the boys. Not that it makes any difference. I'll chat up anyone.

Oh, I've got a staff member alright, IYKWIM.

I had gone in for lunch on Valentine's Day (above) and just as soon as my beer and plate arrived, 4 police officers came in. I have no idea what for, they didn't range around the place much further than the buffet. A couple of guys who hadn't ordered yet just got up and left. I've never understood that reaction. I took my plate over and started to fill it up from the buffet and a couple of the officers asked me about the food quality and variety. I gave honest answers and chatted with them as I would anyone else. They asked if I worked there. Is it a compliment that the police find you so comfortable in a place of business that they assume you work there? Anyway, they left soon after that and we few left went back to what we'd been doing before. Hey, I like cops! I'm glad to see them show up once in a while.

Yes, and I can quote Prufrock Cummings without any fear.

I'm looking to get a product into stores and would like to harvest a few names of reputable, well-established sex shops around the country. I'm pretty sure this is the target demographic to have that information. Yes, all across this great country of ours. You can post them here or send me a PM with that info. Thanks. I appreciate it. You can check the link in my signature for more info.