Kilt Boy

Shit. Why didn't I notice that huge smear of purple lipstick across the front apron of my kilt before I left the house? I know who to blame. I'll leave it to your imagination and sleuthing skills as to how it got there in the first place.

Lots of lovely ladies in tonight. MY Paris, Eva, and Jewels (our first time together). I wanted to run the table with Ashley and Ice, but I had to leave. Oh, well. It was a good night overall. I'll be in attendance all afternoon Tuesday, if anyone wants to drop by and buy me a birthday beer. I'm just saying ...

How I feel sometimes with a few favourites at the strip club.

Biting the back of your tongue so hard that you can't even swallow for half-a-day.

Slowly sipping my just-opened coffee because I'm not allowed to bring outside food or beverages into this event.

Is that what we're calling it now?

Our group was there most of the afternoon on Friday and we had a great time. I got to spend time with Eva and the recently renamed London (née Paris). There can only be one. 2 of my ATFs in one day was enough. Thanks to all.

Fighting this stupid cold.

You're preaching at the wrong guy. You may misunderstand. There is a possessive patron in our group who would get upset, not another dancer. I know their game, not sure about his.

In the Spring a young man's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of love. from Locksley Hall, by Alfred, Lord Tennyson

Idiots on bikes who run into you on the sidewalk and then growl at you to get out of the way, then get shirty when you mention that they shouldn't be on the sidewalk to begin with.

The LARCH.

Being the fire emergency officer for a bunch of jerks. "Yeah, sure. Obviously YOU know that it isn't a real emergency, so we should all listen to you. Don't worry. I got your names right here in my booklet. Have fun at your next performance evaluation."

Which it isn't. I was supplying a relevant and relative clause in lieu of pertinent info that I am unable to source.

Cameras in the champagne room.

I know this one has been posted before, but I just love listening to Carol Cleveland say this in her very proper British accent. "Are you here to book a holiday, or would you like a blowjob?"

I couldn't find anything specific about Ottawa, but ... City of Toronto Municipal Code Chapter 545, Article XXXII Article XXXII of the City of Toronto Municipal Code Chapter 545 prescribes several health and safety standards for adult entertainment parlours (strip clubs) and their attendants (exotic dancers). These include the following requirements regarding the premises: Among other things, Prohibits the use of cameras or recording devises on the premises (545-390);

None of the dancers are employees. They are all private contractors.

Here is some heavy reading. Actually, it is pretty well explained. https://www.priv.gc.ca/en/privacy-topics/surveillance-and-monitoring/gl_vs_080306/ Maybe if everyone asked for a copy of their session (apparently yours by right) after leaving the CR things might start to happen.

A lovely breaded Tilapia was on the menu today at lunch. No, that isn't a new dancer.

"Baby, let me be your beard."

Too late. Don't get me wrong, though. I'll certainly go back as soon as those cameras disappear.

All those shown video were dancers. I don't know everything though.