Andee 220524 Report post Posted September 11, 2012 That's a lot of shagging!! Yah, baby! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cato 160314 Report post Posted September 11, 2012 Thanks for all the humour and insight. Well done, Lee. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meg O'Ryan 266444 Report post Posted September 11, 2012 Keep it up :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted September 11, 2012 Congrats my friend!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EmilyRushton 253346 Report post Posted September 11, 2012 Congrats on hitting the 2000 post mark..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest *ig*a** Report post Posted September 11, 2012 Way to go that must be shagalicious. Posted via Mobile Device Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roamingguy 300291 Report post Posted September 11, 2012 Congratulations Lee on hitting the 2000 mark Enjoy your posts, positivity and humour Looking forward to the next 2000 posts RG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dorinda Bloom 44036 Report post Posted September 11, 2012 Shazaaammmm Baby!! As Tina sings, you are simply "the best" - love your way doll! ooxx "D" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Malika Fantasy 144625 Report post Posted September 11, 2012 congrats Austin! or polar bear or penguin. ;) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NotchJohnson 214069 Report post Posted September 11, 2012 Congrats on reaching the 2000 post mark Lee, keep up the good work and the jokes! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LeeRichards 177238 Report post Posted September 11, 2012 Thanks Ang for noticing...didn't even realize I had posted so many silly and ridiculous posts already ;) It's fun and I enjoy hanging out here....Thanks very much for putting up with me folks !!! Notch you shouldn't have said "joke" Oh well..... one more Malika tells the clerk she wants a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work. The clerk named Notch explains that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on 'special'. Suddenly, then Malika throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming! "Pinch My Nipples! Pinch My Nipples! Pinch My Nipples!!" Notch all befuddled runs away to get the store manager. The manager goes to Malika and asks, "Ma'am what's wrong?" She explained the problem with the toaster, and he tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special. Once again, Frenchie throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming, Pinch My Nipples! Pinch My Nipples! Pinch My Nipples!! By now a huge crowd has gathered! In shock, the manager pleads, "Ma'am, why are you saying that? In a huff, then Malika says, "Because, I Like To Have My Nipples Pinched When I'm Getting Screwed!" The crowd broke into applause and Malika's money was quickly refunded! Now joking aside....I suspect the toaster worked just fine but Pinky just wanted her nipples pinched ;) ha 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrrnice2 157005 Report post Posted September 11, 2012 Congrats Lee on your 2000th post! Maybe you can fly to Toronto and share this with Malika. :) 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest N***he**Ont**y Report post Posted September 11, 2012 Congrats Lee! You have set the Benchmark I am striving to attain! I have 1200 more jokes to post to get to your level! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Malika Fantasy 144625 Report post Posted September 11, 2012 Lee, I beg you on my knees, and nipples exposed, aching to be pinched ;) Never, ever ever change. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phaedrus 209521 Report post Posted September 11, 2012 Congratulations, Lee! Thanks for all the entertainment! We salute you! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
silverado17 12689 Report post Posted September 12, 2012 con grats LEE well done Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nicolette Vaughn 294340 Report post Posted September 12, 2012 Congrats Lee! Thank-you for your contribution to CERB! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
toine 30556 Report post Posted September 12, 2012 Congrats to Lee for 2,000 mostly non-sensical posts that make us smile or laugh. Looking forward to the next 2,000! Best, toine Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reddog01 30280 Report post Posted September 12, 2012 Congrates Lee. It takes some perseverance (admitted or not) to keep the contributions and the humour coming. Well done. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Katherine of Halifax 113931 Report post Posted September 12, 2012 Congratulations Lee, thank you for all the belly laughs!! We really need more of those. :icon_lol: Love to you, Katherine Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PistolPete 61421 Report post Posted September 12, 2012 Congrats Lee...... Fifty ways to leave your lover You just slip out the back, Jack Make a new plan, Stan You don't need to be coy, Roy Just get yourself free Hop on the bus, Gus You don't need to discuss much Just drop off the key, Lee And get yourself free You just slip out the back, Jack So get yourself free from out west come east for a visit and a pint ;) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lexy Grace 103696 Report post Posted September 12, 2012 Congratulations Lee! Thank you for always be so sweet, kind to me and for making me smile and laugh!! You are so appreciated!!:icon_wink: Kisses, Lexy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LeeRichards 177238 Report post Posted September 19, 2012 Very delayed response here but thanks a bunch folks !!! A great place Cerb is and all you peeps Rock !!! I may run out of jokes to post but I hope to have the odd witty comment to contribute here and there ;) Maybe even the odd intelligent and sensible comment :icon_rolleyes: Cheers FOLKS :boobies: no wait sorry ...Cheers :hump:....oops I mean CHEERS :chug: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meg O'Ryan 266444 Report post Posted September 19, 2012 Very delayed response here but thanks a bunch folks !!! A great place Cerb is and all you peeps Rock !!! I may run out of jokes to post but I hope to have the odd witty comment to contribute here and there ;) Maybe even the odd intelligent and sensible comment :icon_rolleyes: Cheers FOLKS :boobies: no wait sorry ...Cheers :hump:....oops I mean CHEERS :chug: I seriously don't think you will ever run out of "funny"! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chanel Reign 28097 Report post Posted September 20, 2012 Chatty fellow arent you! I enjoy reading your posts and having a good belly laugh (which doesnt happen to often to me). I will snort, guffaw, chortle, chuckle, giggle, teehee; but a belly laugh is the best. Thank you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
