Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted July 29, 2010 Ohhhh... never ask if they think they can crush your head between their thighs. Likelihood is that they can, and you'll regret it. Carry on. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterowls 249 Report post Posted July 29, 2010 Another question I was once asked recently... why was I only one of the rare few that one was charging $250/hr while all other SPs were charging $200/hour? Al while in an intimate position. WTF?? My response to him was that obviously he was out of touch with what other escorts were charging and that he should pay more attention to other sites rather than just CL. I also mentioned that if they were charging a lower rate then they might try to upsell when clients arrive or not even give them a full hour. $250/hr is not uncommon. Sure there are others offering lower but I couldn't believe it. He wasn't haggling me about my rate but most know that I have been around for a while now and it has always been $250/hr. And then of course, he proceeded to ask other questions and by this time I was really annoyed and just said that I'm not into discussing my personal business at a time like this. He backed off and apologized but come on, don't people realize this is a mood killer? So my for advice to those who are ignorant about this... if you want a good session with an SP, don't ruin it with these kinds of questions. You will either be told to mind your business or be told bs by SPs and they will think you're an idiot for asking. The guy above is off my repeat list even though he wanted and has contacted me to see me again. Sorry but this makes me very mad which is why I cut them off as soon as they ask it. There is a way to be friendly with SPs while not having to get personal. We as SPs would be told off if we asked these sorts of questions and I really don't care to know if you're married, children, etc, etc. It's none of my business and I expect the same in return. Just keep it light with general conversation and you will be fine. Over time if you get to know an SP, maybe you can exchange a few harmless personal details. Nikki, I don't blame you for being angry at the money thing... Personally I'd have said, "I charge what I feel an hour of my company is worth. Obviously you agree because you are here." Personally, I don't even verbally discuss money at all during sessions, except to tell the lady where she can find her envelope. Both She and I already know her rate and what I booked, so discussion seems kinda pointless. You ladies charge what you think you're time's worth to perspective clients,we clients pay cause we want to see you... it ain't rocket science sheesh...:) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest s******ecan**** Report post Posted July 29, 2010 I just can't understand the responses to this post. Why these guys are even curious about these things is beyond me, why some want to bring them up in the act of passion also twists my melon. Then again I can't understand why people eat while they're driving, maybe the two groups share a lot of common members.:confused: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterowls 249 Report post Posted July 30, 2010 I just can't understand the responses to this post. Why these guys are even curious about these things is beyond me, why some want to bring them up in the act of passion also twists my melon. Then again I can't understand why people eat while they're driving, maybe the two groups share a lot of common members.:confused: Scott, The answer to both questions is quite simple. A serious malfunction of the logic center of what passes for a brain. :-) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meg O'Ryan 266444 Report post Posted July 30, 2010 This is a new one to me.... You say you offer MSOG; if I only cum once is it cheaper? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Winnipegcub 21293 Report post Posted July 30, 2010 That's hilarious Meg. Then I guess in the same logic - if unable to cum at all, its on the house. This is a new one to me.... You say you offer MSOG; if I only cum once is it cheaper? Posted via Mobile Device Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meg O'Ryan 266444 Report post Posted July 30, 2010 That's hilarious Meg. Then I guess in the same logic - if unable to cum at all, its on the house. Posted via Mobile Device Good one OD...perhaps I will use that if it happens again! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterowls 249 Report post Posted July 31, 2010 This is a new one to me.... You say you offer MSOG; if I only cum once is it cheaper? I have a question. What kind of complete moron would see Meg, and not take advantage of MSOG? Meg is one of the most beautiful girls, both inside and out that I have ever had the honor to associate with. I hope that if she ever comes my way, she'll save a session for me. Additional Comments: That's hilarious Meg. Then I guess in the same logic - if unable to cum at all, its on the house. Posted via Mobile Device If Meg can't get a guy to cum at least once an hour, she better call 911... The poor bastard must be dead... Hells bells man her pics are almoat enough for me, god knows how often I'd bust a nut if she were actually touching Me...lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carrie Moon 68826 Report post Posted July 31, 2010 This is a new one to me.... You say you offer MSOG; if I only cum once is it cheaper? Tell them you charge by the amount of his deposits.. volume discount. 2 shots if each is only a thimblefull but over that and he gets charged for 3:butt: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lexy Grace 103696 Report post Posted August 2, 2010 This is a new one to me.... You say you offer MSOG; if I only cum once is it cheaper? I get that too. No if you can only goes once and the first one gotcha well it gotcha. It is just something I offer if you are able to I say. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Royalfun 55448 Report post Posted August 2, 2010 I get that too. No if you can only goes once and the first one gotcha well it gotcha. It is just something I offer if you are able to I say. That's make me laugh. Some people nogociate for everything. And BTW, Congrats Lexy for your 500th post. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meg O'Ryan 266444 Report post Posted August 3, 2010 I have a question. What kind of complete moron would see Meg, and not take advantage of MSOG? Meg is one of the most beautiful girls, both inside and out that I have ever had the honor to associate with. I hope that if she ever comes my way, she'll save a session for me. Additional Comments: If Meg can't get a guy to cum at least once an hour, she better call 911... The poor bastard must be dead... Hells bells man her pics are almoat enough for me, god knows how often I'd bust a nut if she were actually touching Me...lol Thank you soooo much guys! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roamingguy 300291 Report post Posted August 3, 2010 Additional Comments: If Meg can't get a guy to cum at least once an hour, she better call 911... The poor bastard must be dead... Hells bells man her pics are almoat enough for me, god knows how often I'd bust a nut if she were actually touching Me...lol Gotta agree, her pics are hot...I just might have to take a 3 1/2 hour drive to Ottawa to meet her. And her pics aren't the only thing she has going for her, she is very intelligent and articulate too...brains and beauty, a very sexy combination RG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterowls 249 Report post Posted August 4, 2010 Additional Comments: If Meg can't get a guy to cum at least once an hour, she better call 911... The poor bastard must be dead... Hells bells man her pics are almoat enough for me, god knows how often I'd bust a nut if she were actually touching Me...lol Gotta agree, her pics are hot...I just might have to take a 3 1/2 hour drive to Ottawa to meet her. And her pics aren't the only thing she has going for her, she is very intelligent and articulate too...brains and beauty, a very sexy combination RG Don't forget, kind caring, and extremely sweet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roamingguy 300291 Report post Posted August 4, 2010 Gotta agree, her pics are hot...I just might have to take a 3 1/2 hour drive to Ottawa to meet her. And her pics aren't the only thing she has going for her, she is very intelligent and articulate too...brains and beauty, a very sexy combinationRG Don't forget, kind caring, and extremely sweet. Right you are Masterowls, she is kind, caring and extremely sweet And I am taking that trip to Ottawa to see her this fall RG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterowls 249 Report post Posted August 4, 2010 Don't forget, kind caring, and extremely sweet. Right you are Masterowls, she is kind, caring and extremely sweet And I am taking that trip to Ottawa to see her this fall RG I wish I could go, but unfortunately my financial and physical condition makes it difficult for me to travel anymore than across town. Would you believe I can't even go back to BC to see my mother, because the government won't even pay for a caregiver, if I leave Alberta even for a day or two. No caregiver no travel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest S**a*Q Report post Posted August 6, 2010 I saw the thread title and remembered it from before, but this time, as I read it, something came to mind... It's not in any way informative, but hopefully you'll get a laugh out of it ;) I did... Questions to never ask an SP. Client to SP while pulling off his pants: "Hey, this started like a week ago, thought you might have input... What do you think this rash on my balls is?" HAHAHA Don't... EVER... ask me that. LMAO! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meg O'Ryan 266444 Report post Posted August 6, 2010 I saw the thread title and remembered it from before, but this time, as I read it, something came to mind... It's not in any way informative, but hopefully you'll get a laugh out of it ;) I did... Questions to never ask an SP. Client to SP while pulling off his pants: "Hey, this started like a week ago, thought you might have input... What do you think this rash on my balls is?" HAHAHA Don't... EVER... ask me that. LMAO! As usual...hilarious as ever. Are you related to Old Dog? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted August 7, 2010 As usual...hilarious as ever. Are you related to Old Dog? She might be my sistah by anutha mistah..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spud271 47779 Report post Posted August 7, 2010 I saw the thread title and remembered it from before, but this time, as I read it, something came to mind... It's not in any way informative, but hopefully you'll get a laugh out of it ;) I did... Questions to never ask an SP. Client to SP while pulling off his pants: "Hey, this started like a week ago, thought you might have input... What do you think this rash on my balls is?" HAHAHA Don't... EVER... ask me that. LMAO! HAHAHA!!!! Yep, that would be one hell of a mood killer!!! Good one Sara. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest w******o**a Report post Posted August 7, 2010 I guess using the following would be a little frightening: Do you love me? or Will you marry me? I made a mistake years ago, when I asked a lovely SP, if she had a pimp? I said it in a way that made it sound like if she didn't then I could be hers. She wanted out and didn't know how to get out without getting hurt. The wording wasn't framed properly. Oooops. WW Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nicolette Vaughn 294340 Report post Posted August 8, 2010 Don't ask me if the mature SP who I rent space from at her place is my mother!!! Like, who asks these kinds of questions?? Is this a fantasy for them? If so, that's messed up!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andee 220524 Report post Posted August 8, 2010 Don't ask me about other members on CERB I may have met. I may like conversation, but fishing for personal details about other hobbyiests or SPs is strictly off limits. Don't ask me how many guys I had today. Don't ask me how many calls I do in a week. Don't ask me how my family feels about what I do. Don't ask me if it's okay if you can meet me for coffee or a drink first, to see if it's the right fit. Don't ask me if Nicky is my daughter and if so, do we do mother/daughter duos. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sexy bbw vero 425 Report post Posted August 8, 2010 Don't ask me if the other guys have bigger "johnny" than you when you take off your pants ... I am not a good lyer and even if the size really don't mean anything for me ... I will be so unconfortable and will not give you more confident! hihihi!:oops: :mrgreen: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest s******ecan**** Report post Posted August 8, 2010 Don't ask me if the other guys have bigger "johnny" than you when you take off your pants ... I am not a good lyer and even if the size really don't mean anything for me ... I will be so unconfortable and will not give you more confident! hihihi!:oops: :mrgreen: Any guys who wonder how they measure up need only refer to this. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
