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Probably said before...when a client contacts you and doesn't know your name...

 

Emma.... maybe just maybe the last time he saw you his experience was so mind blowing that the only memory he has of you is all encompassing bliss....

 

maybe just maybe he does know your name but just the hearing of your voice on the phone causes immediate pooling of his blood in certain parts of his body resulting in temporary memory loss....

 

Maybe just maybe the only thing that pops into his mind when he sees you or hears you is "Oh my God" and being deeply religious he just can't bring himself to call you Goddess...

 

Or maybe... he is just a ass

 

 

 

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Probably said before...when a client contacts you and doesn't know your name...

 

LOL! Someone kept calling me 'Vicki" one time on an appt to which I replied "My name is NICKI!"

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Don't send me a private message pointing out that I didn't spell a word correctly in my ad and sending me a link to vocabulary.com. It's rude and condescending!

 

And if a person wants to debate on whether the spelling is "discreet" or "discrete" in sentence, do it in this area!

 

I'm certain a person has better things to do with their time.

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Probably been said but inappropriate text talk, even after I tell them I dont answer to that, they either don't text back or continue, and bargaining the donation that's the worse for me

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When a client txts me and says who are you again, I've contacted a few ladies.

 

Just reply by saying... "hey I can understand that but to make it easier for the future you can remember me as the lady who did not want to meet you" lol

 

Just joking of course but I can only imagine all the crazy texts and messages you ladies must get.

 

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When a client txts me and says who are you again, I've contacted a few ladies.

 

I am Wilma Flintstone and you won't be making my Bedrock ;)

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When a guy texts me about my services and rates then tells me how he has yet to make up his mind on several ladies he has contacted and also that the regular lady he sees is away

 

I personally don't need to know about how many other ladies you are speaking to and I find it very unattractive to know you are talking to several at the same time

 

I do understand you like to search around until you connect with a lady and you have every right to but we as companions don't need to know that

 

Please contact me regarding me and my services offered if interested in me

 

And as for other ladies you may see I feel that should be kept between you and her

 

 

Jussaying!

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Now I know this one has been said before, but it's been happening an odd amount these days..

 

Please don't ask me awkward questions like "what's the average age of men you see?" or "what do you usually do with the men you see?" or my all-time favourite "how does my penis compare to most of the guys that you see?"

 

Do you REALLY want me to answer these questions for you? I should start getting surveys of every person I meet and their info(age, weight, size, height, likes, dislikes, etc) so I can give out proper statistics next times I'm asked these questions :P

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10:20 am Hey, can I see you in 20 minutes? I like your profile.

 

10:22 am sorry, somethings come up.

 

Next day

 

12:00 pm can I see you at 7pm?

 

No contact.....

 

2:01 pm hey can I see you tonight?

 

Um, I might be busy tonight...

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inappropriate texting is one of my pet peeves.

 

I ask in my ads to contact me with who you are, and when you would like to spend time with me.

Is it so hard to actually read the ads?

 

0657 - hey u ava

0658 - when are you looking for?

0659 - now

0700 - honey, unless you are standing directly outside of my door at this very moment, that would be impossible! Since you don't know my location, and I have no idea where you are coming from, it might be appropriate to actually read my ad to find out when I am available and if I have the time on my schedule to see you.

0715 - (I figured it took time to digest what I wrote) so can I see u

0716 - here is the link to my ad and website, if you would like to review that and get back to me, then I will think about if I would like to see you or not (included website link)

0750 - 2 much for me, can I give you 50 for a blow

0751 - no, please see someone else for that, I am obviously not the person for you

0753 - 60 itll only be 15 min

0754 - if you read my ad, you can see my rates, AND my schedule in it. Please don't message me anymore, I do not offer what you are looking for

ok 80 and thats all i got

stop messaging me and look at someone else. My rates are non-negotiable and THAT is final.

 

The above is what I woke up to this morning. My ad reads I am available from 12 noon till 3am, and rates are non-negotiable.

Just doing that small thing of reading my ad is helpful, this guy obviously didn't.

But I have to admit I was laughing at the thought of telling him where I was and only giving him 10 minutes! After all, if you want to pro-rate my donation, I will pro-rate the time! lol

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0657 - hey u ava

Those 3 little words and the lingo says a LOT about the person contacting you. Save yourself some frustration (and time) and just ignore these types of communications in the future.

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I find the following hilarious!

 

Me: I will be available between xxxxx and xxxxx time today with 45 mins notice.

 

No response...

 

12 hours later around midnight and going to bed.

 

Him: Okay are you available now?

 

Me: Face palm laughing. I shut the phone off and go to sleep.

 

Some things you just have to laugh at.

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I got this random from a nameless person the other day he didn't even identify himself. These people will just get ignored.LOL

 

Heh. Do you dance @ xxxxx every afternoon? I havent been there in forever...

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When my ad clearly states my hours (e.g. done at 6 p.m.) and I get a request at 5:59 "are you still available?"

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Some things that turn me off-

name droppers-braggers

guys who mention others girls-even worse- their locales

poor hygiene

bad breathe

and those who text when you explicitly request phone calls-it happens so often now I just have to laugh!

 

thank fully I don't experience these often

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It's been said but..when texting, calling leaving a message PLEASE introduce yourself! "Hey sexy..u ready for me"? Will not get you a response...I'm sorry but this tells me A) you are too young for my tastes B) you have that "gods gift to women" persona which I dislike...

 

Also when I gets texts like this "hi, I can't afford to see you but "so and so" will see me for x amount of dollars...make sense"?

NO. Do I look like Walmart's price match policy?

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NO. Do I look like Walmart's price match policy?

 

Best comment ever....

 

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When a gentlemen calls/texts and claims to have seen me before but asks my rates.location and services......ummm I thought we met? Lol

 

It's ok if we haven't met I'm always open to meeting new friends but please don't lie its defiantly.not a turn on for me any ways

 

First impressions are most important

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When a gentlemen calls/texts and claims to have seen me before but asks my rates.location and services......ummm I thought we met? Lol

 

It's ok if we haven't met I'm always open to meeting new friends but please don't lie its defiantly.not a turn on for me any ways

 

First impressions are most important

 

I get exactly what you mean but I have to tell you I often have to ask ladies I have seen before to remind me of their rates.... but never location or services. On the rates I confess to not being as good at remembering rates... I will usually check the ladies website if she has one but when they don't I ask.

 

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O I defiantly understand about the rates...especially if it has been.some time

But when you ask about my services and location things you should already know from seeing me before then I know you haven't seen me at all lol

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Being known for having a special talent that will not be mentioned and being associated with that. I know it comes with the territory but some people think I can just do that at the drop of a hat. I'm not there to perform like a circus act on command and it does bother me when I get text messages asking specifically about this.

 

It could happen, it may not. It all depends so now when I'm put on the spot about it, I tell them there are no guarantees. I'm not a blow up doll and just expect me to do that on a whim. Nor do I want. Right time, right person, perhaps it will.

 

My escorting activities have been limited because I mostly do massage now. Like I said, don't expect a freak show, porn show or the whole drive thru menu gammit b.s. I offer an experience and prefer to see gentlemen because they want to see me as as opposed to someone who has a checklist a mile long and doesn't care who it is as long as x,y and z are checked off their list. No thanks.

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I know this has been already mentioned time after time but OMG

Please do NOT call/text to book a time and then like 5 minutes before the scheduled time you cancel....I do underatnd that life happens and sometimes it cannot be helped and I do thank you for at least calling to cancel but when it happens frequently from the same person its frustrating and very annoying and defiantly a BIG turn off

 

I am working on ways to deal with and not.deal with this issue ....if you book and cancel.please at least have the decency to pay a.cancellation fee for time wasted thank you xo

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