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I truly enjoy this site and all the ecletic views and opinions so generously shared. However, one of my favorite things is hearing some of the lighter sides of things that have made us individually what we are collectively. Sometimes we can get all wrapped up in righteous views on things but one of the many things I enjoy about CERB is the sense of humour and perspective this site offers. Having said that, it would be nice to hear some more humourous anecdotes about our earlier days. Mine starts out when I was in grade 8 having planned that big day when I was going to get my first package of condoms. Not that I would actually use them for their intended purpose, but so that I would be able to get that tell tale oval shape, showing in one's leather wallet after is had been in a back pocket a while - its kind of a right of manhood for guys in my day anyways. We were living in Montreal and I decided to peddle my bycicle to the next city early one Saturday morning so as to arrive at the pharmacy (condoms were only sold at pharmacies behind the counter then) when it opened. I got there at 9 AM and went to the back where this elderly crusty pharmacist was doing his thing behind the counter. I went up to the counter looking way up and mumbled my intended purchase request, the pharmacist played me like a fiddle (as I'm sure he'd done many a time). "What was that young fella?" he said, I repeated my request once again turning 5 shades of red looking all over the room noting the many curious customers hearing his elevated voice. He then says "oh you want some propylatics, is that right?" I mumbled my confirmation. He then says in a raised voice with a slow delivery "WHAT SIZE? SMALL MEDIUM OR LARGE?", I turned around raced out of the store and peddled my bycylce as fast as I could back home feeling sure the police were going to arrest me at any time. Care to share some of your earlier lighter experiences? G11

My rule of thumb is that the ladies can't be any younger than any of my kids or it's just plain creepy. So the minimum is 24-25 years old and my preference is over 30. Nothing's sexier than a woman who knows what to do and how to do it!

I am on the DNR list on the other boards, and I'm not ashamed to mention the reco thing at the end of the encounter, also stating that I want no reviews on the other board. Now, if you think I'm rude by doing so, up to you, but I will continue to mention to clients that recos are well appreciated, since not everybody thinks about it. Now, you know who not to call.

Some have commented that these ladies that offer a reduced price in the next visit should be reported, well I agree. But, I though a thread letting people know that bribing us to give a recommendation is not appreciated. I was thinking that if I pointed out the fact that it bug me and they see that many of the other guys agreed, they would think twice about asking. Although I think it should be stopped, I don't see a reason for reporting these people right away. My goal was to bring it to the attention to the ladies (That do this in the way explained earlier) that this is not a comforting situation for the guys, and many of the guys here have agreed. Hopefully they will find a better way of getting a recommendation. The reason for not reporting these ladies is so they do not lose out on other clients because I got her booted from CERB. That is not my goal.

Let's take a moment here....if someone is so new to the business and they join cerb and find out that another lady has the name they wish to use and she is well respected and adored, she should change her name instead of trying to be someone she is not. Lets face it, you can google baby name and get 5000 in a matter of 20seconds. In this day and age "WE" as adults should be mature enough to establish our own selves instead of ridding on someone else good graces. Men see a name, they assume it is the lady they are seeking, they book an apppointment and end up feeling mislead. Why do I say this, as it gets REALLY confusing in a smaller city or smaller provinces when more than one lady has the same name. There really is NO need for this.... Yes I am aware that there is more than one Emily out there, I am more than fine with that when they handle themselves with class and grace. What I would not be ok with would be a new Emily pm'ing other ladies telling them they have a "nice ass" or "their hot" as that is just so cheap and demeaning in a pm with no other context to the message. Plus when myself and the new Emily are from complete opposite ends of the spectrum it does confuse clients(lets face it some times one fails to read the entire ad (men & women alike)). I worked hard to establish myself and other "new" ladies as you chose to refer to themselves as should do the same. This post was not about me, I am referring to me as to not upset any other adults on this board. There are many of us who will help out a new lady, providing that she does not have a pimp or other issues. Angela stated it correctly with if you googke the name you wish to use and escort it comes up pretty quickly if the name you picked is a very well established one.

Very cool. Funny how they are allowed in the States but not in Canada...

Just a quick thought popped into my head. Why is asking for a recommendation so bad. It is the guy telling other guys how great a lady he saw is. If a gentleman asks a lady for a reference, which is a lady telling another lady that the guy is ok and a gentleman, no one seems offended. To those offended, remember, even though it is an intimate time together, it is for the ladies their livelihood. Likewise for the guys this is our escape A little scratching of each others back, if deserved, and asked for, really is that so bad RG

While I understand we all have our own opinions....I strongly disagree with your statement, only because, I am an sp with ONE rec (been on here since November 2009)....and I do not believe its because I provide a shitty service and/or do not deserve one, because believe me...I DO!!! I truly think the reason for this is because a) the men I see do not bother with recs at all and/or b) are embarassed to post a rec which would indicate thier love for bigger ladies. I am able to back this claim up because I have quite a few friends from this site who have returned and/ or are ongoing. I realize my shape is not every one's cup of tea, so I fully admit my client base is smaller than most...BUT the clients I do see are happy, and highly doubt they are holding back on providing me with a rec because my service is whack...... I have learned to deal with this, because after all what I appreciate the most is when they return, and what I LOVE is the lovely notes they send to me privately, after it's all said and done :grin: Others have also said " if nothing is said on here about someone,it must be because there is nothing good to say' this too I feel is uncalled for, because it can give the impression that it's true, when clearly it is not. Not trying to be a Negative Nancy, so my apologies if I come off as rude. I just wanted to indicate the other side to why some ladies may not have any recs. Vanessa

I also just want to throw something out there since we are talking about reviews. Some may NOT agree with me and that is fine, after all we are entitled to our own opinions! If you view most, and I say most, NOT all, they are rec's about the smaller/spinner and younger SP's. I have seen ALOT of Cerb members, they have written recs on many ladies, even on ladies they have seen AFTER me, so is it because Iam "bigger" and some men may not want to admit they have visited a "fat" chick? This thread is not about me, I know that, I am using myself as an example and I believe I speak on behalf of some of the "bigger" and/or "older" ladies here. We feel like this is the case. It's sad, but it's reality. Like I said in my previous post in this thread, Recco's are a touchy subject, many ladies do not feel comfortable asking about them, the same way he dont like having to ask about the "donation/gift/money" whatever you want to call it. It's uncomfortable, but we appreciate it when it happens. Like I said, I am only mentioning this because this is about rec's, I am not fishing for rec's, or trying to make thoose that I have seen in the past feel guilty, it's just something, you may want to think about the nest time you see a "bigger" sp...

I am not sure if there are any ladies on this board who would answer these particular questions as they seem to be of questionable content. Perhaps they, the questions, should be changed. Sooner than later would seem to be in order!