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Christopher Walken reads Lady Gaga's Poker Face More Cowbell! http://www.buzzhumor.com/videos/28180/More_Cowbell

The Fatboy Slim video is classic.

Red, Wolf Blass, Yellow Label, Cab. Sauvignon...'nuff said!!

Young CW. Such a sexy beast!

Ok seriously men are paying to have sex with you its not about us they just want to get off, if you are looking for romance and for you to be pleased then maybe you need to get a boyfriend. If a man is paying for an hr or whatever its up to him what he wants to do and its your job to let him do what he wants and for you to do what he wants to do and if he just wants to fuck and leave well he paid for it. I really dont get why he should worry about what you want because to most men you are just something they use to obtain a goal. And i know some men will pay so they can get right down to what they want otherwise they wouldnt come to an escort they would do their wives,gf's or go to a bar and pick up. Posted via Mobile Device

Disclaimer: I realize that the majority of you are paying for a sexual service and that your needs should be met within the boundaries of the escort in question. That is the service I am providing. However, that being said, I would like to call attention to what I like to refer to as "jack-hammering." This is basically extended penetrative sex and nothing else. You may be convinced that good sex requires only penetration and stamina--as well all know, women want a man who can last (I hope you can sense the sarcasm there), or perhaps it is purely selfish on your part, you do want to get your money's worth after all. So you pound your paid sex partner, over and over, squeezing in every possible available second. In which case, I am not a blow-up doll. I am not an object solely for your use. Keep in mind, I do not think it is a problem, for example, if you would like to simply pay to receive a blowjob, provided you realize the skill and time involved in administering a good blowjob. And I do not think penetrative sex itself is bad. But if you are interested in engaging in a full range of sexual behaviour, please realize that "sex" does not simply equal penetration for as long as humanly possible. After awhile it is painful, un-stimulating and rather boring. If a woman is not turned on, she doesn't create those delicious lubricating fluids that can make penetrative sex so wonderful. So take the time to pay attention to things like kissing and groping and licking and nibbling and so on. If the first thing you're going for is penetration, you have skipped so many amazing, naughty fun things to do to one another. While we are providing a very intimate service, aimed at generating your pleasure and satisfaction, we have emotions, and physical limits. So keep that in mind the next time you're with your favourite lady. Happy pooning!

You probably wonder what this thread is all about. I was looking at the 2011 Valued member/SP award thread and then I was reminded of very valuable past members who used to be great contributors to cerb in the past years and now for their own reasons they are inactive or not so much active on cerb. And these are the ones (and many more but space for my post is limited and I leave some to others: Seymour. A true gentleman with many thousands of very valuable posts especially the jokes who brought smiles to our faces. His passionate recommendations and his unconditional sincere support for his cerb friends. In my mind he is and will be a valuable cerb member. I hope he becomes active again but of course entirely his decision. Kih - Also a true gentleman and with many valuable recommendations and very friendly personality who posted many valuable posts during his stay on cerb. I hope he becomes active again but entirely his personal decision of course. Monk - He posted many friendly valuable posts and gathered such a popularity during his short stay on cerb. I hope he comes back, regardless my best wishes to him. I couldn't nominate them for the 2011 cerb valued members award (since they have not been active in 2011) but in my mind they are and will always be valued members. Do you know someone of similar great past standing?.

I would like to know what the CERB population is drinking, wine that is. What is your favorite red, white and sparkling wine? I've been tryng to get a feel of what the majority of the people these days like.

First time rating and I am not a writer. Met with Layla a couple of days ago and I had a really great time, I asked her if I could recommend her and she said just so long as it is not graphic. Not having any reviews or facial pics to go on when I first met her I was pleasantly surprised by how beautiful she is, she really has nice dark eyes. She is young but is acts mature and is very polite and discreet. I saw her as a out call and she was prompt and dressed appropriately. Not to be too graphic but her body was toned, and accurate to the photos and the description on the adds. The view from the back was great. After we had our fun time she was great to talk to, I loved her stories and she really put me at ease. She doesn't watch the clock and was a pleasure to be with. The Agency was really easy to deal with and very accommodating. Layla is definitely on the list of Ladies I would like to meet again.

Let's hear your favorite Chuck Norris jokes! Either some you made up yourself or some you've heard: These are my personal favorites: Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime. When the boogeyman goes to bed at night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris; HOWEVER...when Chuck Norris goes to bed at night, he checks under his bed for Christopher Walken.

don't know amelia yet. new? Anyone try her yet?

Who doesn't love Christopher Walken?? So why not let us celebrate the awesomeness that is CW by sharing our favorite moments: Here's a couple of mine All American Murder (I've never actually seen this movie yet and just stumbled upon this clip now for the first time.....but OMG! I haven't laughed so hard in a long time! :D Poolhall Junkies - Lion-

True Romance! Two great american actors going head to head. Note a young James Gandolfini off to the side learning how to be Tony Soprano. http://youtu.be/55fR6UUFH-A Peace MG

I also can't start the day without waxing my morning wood.....does that mean I'm as cool as Bruce Campbell?....does it??! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0nmEFOg7zE

Finally got to see this beauty and was not disappointed. Not a lot to add that has not been said but she is truly GFE. I haven't seen anyone that affectionate and loving in a long time. Yes, the sex was great (and also GFE by the usual definitions) but it was the way she made me feel overall that stands out the most. GFE with none of the ill side effects of a real GF! A true sweetheart, one of a kind with her exotic looks and amazing derriere! Agency also was very easy to deal with, would not hesitate to use BellaEscorts again. Needless to say she earned the sometimes coveted "slurp seal of approval"

Chemistry plays a huge role in how the experience plays out. I consider myself to be a good service provider and I always do my best, but sometimes a guy just doesn't give me much to work with LOL. It's not anybody's fault! Some people click, others don't. C'est la vie!

Stick this note on your computer RG......"Note to self....Put basket in coffemaker, then coffee, then water and turn on. Then drink one cup of coffee, then pour another one, THEN turn on the computer" ;)

Maybe if you e-mail the lady you will get a faster response

I really don't think this is such a bad idea. While I'm not a fan of segregating the sex workers into certain areas (this just says that sex workers are not part of the community and exaggerates the notion that we are problems for communities), I think the idea of having safe places to go with clients is much better than driving to some deserted area.

like many actors, Mr Walken started as a song and dance man from Romance & Cigarettes

The person you responded to is actually a woman... A PEI SP...

Waking up to posts on my profile page from good friends. Finding that a problem a friend was having had been resolved. A new month and new adventures ahead.

OK Seriously, like Emily commented, there is more, much more to seeing escorts than just sex. It's about a mutually beneficialencounter in it's entirety. Yes sex is part of the encounter, but not the whole encounter, and NO, it's not just up to the man to do what he wants and it's NOT the ladies job to let the man do what he wants I don't think you have the right attitude to see escorts quite frankly You might consider treating them like ladies RG

What about The Dead Zone? Very creepy, and so young! He is one helluva dancer too. Love that video by Fatboy Slim. My absolute favourite though? Two skits from SNL. First one, Colonel Angus (said with a Southern accent sounds like 'cunnilingus') and the one with Blue Oyster Cult in the recording studio. He's their manager. I never get tired of watching my SNL's Best of Christopher Walken. There's lots of hilarious skits he did. :)

Ahhh, the loving welcoming embrace. Followed by sensous DFK. Yes!!!

I was brought up in the Church and still go to this day, whenever possible. Some people can confuse religion with culture as there are many different religions and ways of life. So yes I am Lexy the church going, nerd, SP!! I haven't turned to dust for being an SP and a believer in a higher power. My intentions, true self and heart are known to the one I believe in.

I may not be make myself popular with this, but I've always supported strong penalties for drunk driving. The only reason that young man died was becuase Tobin was driving drunk. It's no different than if he had pointed a gun at him and pulled the trigger. Thinking from the family's point of view, how will they feel in five years looking at their son or brother's empty spot at the table during Christmas dinner knowing that the person responsible for his death is enjoying Christmas with his own family? I don't support the death penalty, but if you take a life, you should surrender your freedom for the rest of your's. It won't bring back the victim, but it offers the best form of balance we can. I'm not neccessarily saying he should go away for life, but three years? Can anyone here say that if they had lost a son or brother or anyone else and the person who killed them received a few years in prison, you wouldn't be furious? And we also have to ask oursleves this, if Tobin had been a young black or muslim man, without a good (or politically connected family) behind him, would have recieved an equally light sentence?

Christopher Walken - Pulp Fiction - "The Watch"

A social group was formed, a lot of good info in there on wines...and whiskey http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/group.php?groupid=71

White - Pinot Grigio Red - Shiraz

The Raconteurs - Steady as She Goes

Nothing alcoholic, I can't drink But when I'm having an encounter, I ask the lady ahead of time what she'd like, and always make sure the bottle is sealed, and only open in front of her RG

Isabella, now i have a craving for chocolate. Am willing to share...

Well I suppose I shall introduce myself, I am Sophia, I am based here in Fredericton. As Angel has stated, the best way to find your" special SP, is to review recommendations, chat back and forth threw PM's, read posts and ads. There is something special about all the girls here in NB...or for that matter all of Canada. So take your time, explore your options, and have fun;) Here is a link to a few reco's I have recieved, thanks, xoxo http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=43540&page=2

For issy : at least one of the cravings. Uploaded with ImageShack.us and mine for the day... hmmm greek salad with extra black olives and a thin crust chicken something pizza... sounds like colonade..

I had a very nice dinner on the waterfront. It was grand ;)

Congrats and good for you Angela!

Vicky Vix!!!

My, what a tale to share. The trip from reality we long for, the escape from the rough scrum of daily life. And yes, it can definately be a challenge. That is what brings us together, the need and the longing for that flight. Time shared produces memorable moments and is always cherished, never to be forgotten. As Voltaire said," Nothing would be more tiresome than eating and drinking if God had not made them a pleasure as well as a necessity." Walking along the river pathway, the natural stream of water that flows. The deeper topics shared yet being made into one in the fusion of sex. Riding long and hard into the night, as we slowly glide into our sleeplessness. Afterwards, slowly drifting away again. The inexorable tide we live for, as every moment is appreciated and remembered. Money cannot buy happieness, as contentment is displayed through the truth of a smile of the warmth felt between two people.

I was raised a Roman Catholic. Went to Cathecism (Sunday school), had my First Communion and all that other stuff. I even went to an all-girls' Catholic school. But when I was 14 years old, I came to a revelation. Catholicism was bullshit. I disagreed with so many of the beliefs, I told my mom I wanted to go to a public school for high school because I was renouncing my faith as a Catholic. This of course broke my poor mother's heart. However, I showed her over the years that although I didn't feel the need to attend mass or confession, I could still live my life and make both her and God proud of me. I personally do not believe in RELIGION. It's unnecessary and has been the cause of far too many wars. But I do believe in God, have a wonderful relationship with him, and consciously try everyday to become a better person. I do what I can to make a difference in other peoples' lives, I follow the Ten Commandments (ok, except maybe that adultery one, but whatever) and I give to charity. I believe in KARMA (what goes around, comes around) and God. And so far in my life, I've found if you give to God, God gives back. Not in any way trying to be preachy or pious. Just letting you all know what works for me. :)

maybe she is new, just learning he do's an don'ts.... maybe someone else is involved in her marketting? we dont know for sure... but if she is new we need to help educate her and others and at least give her a chance to learn right from wrong. i know 99% will never learn but that 1% can be gold!

Thank you, my friend. Here's another one for you, then.

If I'm going to visit someone I make sure to find out what is included first. I'm not about to ask for more then what is offered. If I was told something was on the menu before my visit and then told it would cost extra I would politley decline and would never return.

I took a world religions course though a couple years ago in University, and found it to be so interesting learning about other religions. My favourite religions to learn about were ones that I knew very little about such as Hindu & Buddhism. It also was interesting to learn things about other religions that I thought I knew everything about, when in reality, I had the total different incorrect idea about, it helped educate me a lot. I am a Catholic, but I'm a firm believer that every religion is valid, whether you have 1 follower or 1 billion. They should all be treated equally and with the same respect. My only pet peeve about religion/politics is when people try to shove their own beliefs upon you. There are no right or wrong religions, there are just different ones in my opinion.

I recommend ladiitrill! Aims to please...hmmmm :)

I always like to pleasure my lady first,by sensual kissing,erotic touching,exploring her body from head to yes toes too!, giving her long lasting oral (which I thoroughly enjoy and getting most excellent at with age and experience ;) ) In a particular hour appointment I like to explore her first so she can orgasm and enjoy herself. It actually really turns me on when she grabs my hair on my head,and pulls or pushes my head deeper between her legs. It is a known fact is most men really don't last a real long time penetrating, therefore personally I like mutual satisfaction. I normally enjoy the ride at the end of the date, and stop and use multiple positions. Eroticism and sensuality go hand in hand, pleasure each other and it will leave you breathless and sore muscles after,if done correctly by both parties.Both of you will enjoy it more,at least that is what I find.

thanks cat. this post has lifted my spirits a little more. the site has grown so large that I really can't do it on my own and I have been pushing myself this last year to a breaking point. people are constantly complaining and everyone seams to feel they need to tell me how to do things. most people do not consider that they are just one person demanding my time with frivolous complaints, whining and my favorite... redundant bitching (when they just repeat themselves over and over than get pissed off when I tell them where to go or remove them) with the site growing so large we have 10 times more spammers (you rarely see these as I remove them before you ever see them... only a few get by recentlybecause some exploit exists that has not been patched yet that allows the spammers to circumvent the moderation queue) .. I would estimate 300+ spam posts are removed each month. title infractions.... we don't want the site to lookk like cl with all the crazy post titles trying to out do the next one and gain the most attention... so i have very specific rules to stop this and i use to take the time to pm each person and tell them what they did wrong... i found that even when i took the time people would ignore the pm and continue to break the rules so now i just delete the post and give them a infraction with a link to the rules.. I get people every day wasting my time asking me to elaborate on what they did wrong... did they read the link with the rules??? NO... They are just wasting my time. about 300 posts a month break this rule and more than 1/2 of them break the rule over and over again. This is disrespectful and these people do not deserve to use the site so I just keep deleting the ad posts and eventually just remove them. if they are literate enough to post an ad they can dam well read the rules or they are not welcome here. when I suspend someone (especially a SP or a male member with 50+ posts) i get people PM me (who only hear one side of the story) demanding I let them back or telling me I was wrong or calling me a dictator. These people run to the other sites and tell everyone how horrible I am (and really that did not bother me in the past but now its getting a little annoying).. FINALLY... we have those idiots who post shit like "I am affraid to post on cerb because I will get in trouble" or "I know the rule is... hopefully the mod does not remove me" or the really big idiots who want to fight with me on the site and don't think I have the balls to kick them off!! Yes, it wears on me!! Yes, I am done with it and yes I would not wish this job on anyone. Cat probably meant to post this in the PRIVATE area away from public view but we can let everyone know. I am done and I am working on a way to keep the site moving forward. We are looking for a way to have the community help moderate the site (Myself, the SP's who have SP ONLY access and the ELITE members have a private discussion thread where we are trying to come up with a solution that will keep the site moving forward and keep the integrity of the site alive. I have confidence in our members (Most of them) and I think a few should be removed who are trouble makers but I will leave that up to the people who will take my place as the decision makers. This is not open for public debate but if you are an elite member or a SP ONLY member you are welcome to comment in the private area and have your say. We would love to hear any idea's. If you are not able to see that area please DO NOT pm me. My PM is very busy and full with all this. I am willing to help the transition go forward smoothly (I am not walking away tomorrow or anything) I will continue forward and make sure the site is in good hands before I move on. I will probably always be part of the site in some sort of way (System admin, Server Admin, Software upgrades, etc... after all I am a computer guy and not a politian).

Here's another, from the RHAG thread.