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Darling Santa, I have been an extremely good girl this year and here's why I deserve to get my secret gift wish. 1. I haven't beaten anyone that didn't deserve it. 2. I haven't abused a single Honda this year. 3. I rescued a dog. (Yes,he's still alive!) 4. I quit smoking. 5. I didn't write a tell all book. 6. I stopped throwing water balloons off my balcony at drunk teenagers. 7. I stopped most of my OCD house cleaning behaviors. 8. I haven't left anyone tied to my bed longer than the agreed upon time limit. 9. I stopped messing with delivery men by wearing nothing to the door. 10. I no longer terrorize unsuspecting men in bars by leaving with their dates after they have paid for the drinks all evening. My secret wish: I want my Volvo to be finished. Yes, she is still being refurbished. I want her to have Ontario plates, registered and insured in my name. That way, I always have somewhere to live! cat

Since she's too modest to do so herself, I should also mention that Erin's in the same sort of area as Paradise (so not too long a drive from Barrhaven), and definitely worth visiting :)

When writing a pm, email or texting, please do not send one liners! Many times, it come across as being rude. Ive been on the recieving end of this threw txting, hence the reason why I do not text anymore to make a 1st appointment! WE can not hear your tone of voice, so when you send something like this: "WHEN CAN I SEE YOU?" It just sounds rude. First off, INTRODUCE yourself! Say hello, how are you, I am Mr.XXX. The reason why you are emailing or pm'ing: I am interested in meeting with you on this date and time for this long. A little about yourself, if your comfortable saying anything, some ladies actually request that you do, some don't. Then sign off... Looking forward to hearing from you, Until we meet, or what ever. When you write an actual pm or email, we WILL respond! When I see something that is not like the above described, I dont even want to put in the effort to respond, since you did not take the effort to say more than 3 or 4 words to me! And I am sure I am not the only lady that feels like that! And most importantly!! Read her Ads, website and profile!! They are very imformative. Hence the reason why we put so much effort into them! The effort your going to put in by pm'ing "Whats your rates?", "What time do you start?", or the big question, "What do you look like?" will be alot less than clicking your mouse on the link to her website/profile! You just look very lazy and disrespectful! We are not asking you to write an autobiography about yourself or a novel! 5-6 lines is not asking for much! I know some men are men of very few words, but if you cant take a few minutes to learn about us and say more then a few words, then imagin how we think the encounter will go with you?! Starting an email/pm politely can and will get you a better or if any encounter with your choosen SP/MA! ****************** I've searched and could not find a thread about etiquette on pm'ing, but found this thread, which only shows you how to START a pm: http://cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=15861 If I missed it someone let me know and Ill ask the Mod to add this post to it! Thanks, Tiffany Amber xoxo

With much regret and tears I have to cancel. This was the only Christmas party I was able to attend this year and now I cant. Have one for me; have a wonderful time and now would be a good time to remember the seasons good will. Please be generous to the kids.

I like Mr. Gump because he has chosen the perfect tour guide for his trip to Ottawa. ;)

I like Alexandra-Sky because she is kind,compassionate and a hottie...:)

Since I was in the Royal Navy and still in the Royal Marines...we sailors are very easy luv ;) MUAH!!!!!!! Additional Comments: The greatest thing about this video, I know some of the people in it!!!!! Two of them are very close friends of mine!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I recently discovered that Penelope's vajayjay is registered as a trademark... I am very impressed with myself for my attention to detail!

I have no discernible talent... but I am told I am a pretty good dad.

Now these would not be shown in Canada! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dwR-F79MjU&feature=related

How about Halford's Christmas album, Winter Songs? ;) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3KShZjtrX4 Or perhaps german beer metallers Tankard with the song Fuck Christmas? There's also we wish you a merry Christmas with an all star cast that Includes Dio, Alice Cooper, Tony Iommi and Frickin' Lemmy! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p54CMth4Jpg Additional Comments: Alice Cooper - Santa Claus Is Coming

I'd say this could be one. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWMTF5fLA6o

Here is a new christmas song that I think would fit in here. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLPzytr56-c

I give really great fellatio.....:tongue:

You have to consider the chart is based on proper and correct use of condoms. It would not be in best interest of people to imply that using a condom is just as risky as using one. Because that would be misleading. And in the chart for protected FS, it does specifically say that syphillis and HSV are considered LR (Low risk) not NR (No risk). Also each risk level is explained. So if it is a documented fact that someone giving a bbbj has gotten syphillis (mainly because that is the only sexual contact they had with an infected partner,) that qualifies as high risk. I think the main point with these sorts of charts and info, is that they are based on facts (documented cases of infections) and based on transmission facts (as in the activity that led to the infection), not assumptions. As the ones at primary risk, it is best when the sps are fully informed, making their choices based on the real risks rather than brushing them off as insignificant, or worse, not actually posing any threats to their health. Choosing not to do bbbjs, for example, means choosing not to expose oneself to the obvious dangers, including being out of commission during treatment for the eventual std.

Agreed....was just pointing out the fact that if you don't want the risk, don't play; either in the escort world or in the bar scene. But yes, it is a responsible act to inform yourself using accurate information. On your next visit to your doctor, start a dialogue about STI's as well as using the net (just be mindful that not everything you read is true)

This chart should give you a pretty good idea: http://healthnurse.wordpress.com/faq-about-sexual-health/sti-risks-chart/

No there is no such thing. You are going to hurt her or she is going to hurt you. There is really no way to make that work. It sounds cruel but the closest thing you can have as friends with benefits without somebody developing feelings and getting hurt is a client/SP/MA scenario. Posted via Mobile Device

Buying mistletoe is the easy part. Fashioning it into a belt buckle is far more complicated.