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I would imagine that it would be a mood kill for an SP to treat you merely as a wallet rather than Gentlemen! I always try to make the mood to feel as a date not a "john"! But a person, not a transaction.

I once made a spectacular catch in the late innings of a ball game. Another time I witnessed the Northern Lights over a mountain while camping. Which was better? That question I cannot answer because I cannot think of one in context of another. They are absolutes. Ass or tits? Bums or Breasts? Sparking eyes or a sweet smile? A laugh together or a tender moment? All absolutes!! All to be enjoyed and impossible to compare.

Good morning. One of our Cerb Ladies, Jennigurl27, is hurting, physically, mentally and in her heart. Jenni lost her husband a little over a month ago, has been quite ill over the last six months, and has some other "stuff" breaking her heart. Keep her in your thoughts and prayers. If you know her number, give her a call to say hi, send her a note to say you are thinking of her. She needs our support, and I know that the folks in Cerb are so good at that. Thanx all. the liquor

This makes me think of a comment my brother said a few years back after a looong cold Manitoba winter...which is most winters !! He said by mid winter around here don't even mention sex.... come early to Mid-March I start dropping hints and by first week of April she is tearing my cloths off . Why do you think most birthdays seem to be in January and February around here....and if they are in November then the kid should probably have a shirt that says "Made in Mexico" haha.

Well I just had my 3rd Cat Scan in 7 or 8 years yesterday. Once again they didn't find a cat in there ;) Why do they keep looking for one ? hmmmmm

It's always fun laughing at other people and their stupidity, but we've all done our fair share of dumb stuff. So let's share some of our biggest D'OH! moments. I walked into an arrow and it was sticking out of my leg like a big, freaky whisker. I had this set of ornamental bow and arrows when I was still living in Victoria. After a move, I was unpacking, sorting and trying to figure out what goes where. The arrows were sitting on top of a box (which was just under knee-height) and I must have pressed my leg in hard enough to stick myself. Didn't even notice until I walked out of the room to get myself a drink and felt this faint pull on my leg. I looked down and burst out laughing. There it was: a two and a quarter foot arrow sticking out of my leg just below the knee. Perpendicular to the floor. I got my medical kit out, and went to work. No stitches, not even any blood. It was the weirdest thing ever. The arrow tips were conical metal and it went in smoothly about an inch and a half (about 4cm). It didn't hit anything, and that must be a dead-zone for nerves since it didn't hurt a bit. I still have a little round scar on the side of my knee. Needless to say when I told people what happened, I got a lot of "you got WHAT in your leg!?". And there's 12 stiches on my arm for not listening to that saying about running with knives. And 3 stitches on a finger for trying to pet my cat with my foot while I was cooking. Now, I can't be the only one to have done dumb things and ended up in stitches (or a cast). What are some of your Scars of Shame? Posted via Mobile Device

Um......no, I think I'll still keep it hidden. Nice thought, but it wouldn't work here. It would just end up helping a lawyer retire earlier.

A couple come to mind of the top of my head... Both a few years back 1). I was staying in an old hotel on upper level.. No carpets in hallway... Passed a sign that said "caution .. Wet floors " I looked at it and then proceeded to walk, slip and fall down the stairs and seperate my shoulder .. 2). At a party I ran and jumped into the deep end of a private pool that had been drained for repairs ...just sprains, crutches and hurt pride a bit ;) Posted via Mobile Device

We may pretend we're not as close to the rest of the animal kingdom as we really are, but at the end of the day, we're still mostly instinctual creatures. Spring - for most people, and I am certainly in that group - is exciting. Cold becomes warm, sticks grow buds and leaves, the sun stays longer in the sky. It's a time of tangible vitality. And part of that is fertility/procreation. Interestingly enough, some studies suggest that in the warmer months we tend to be looking more for a "mate", whereas in cooler months we tend more towards casual relations. There's conflicting evidence, though, as we're too complicated and sexed up to really quantify so simply. I think its individual - as the various studies suggest. Spring is certainly a sexier time, but that doesn't necessarily mean more sex. Personally, the seasons have zero impact on my sex drive. My stress level and how happy I am does. Posted via Mobile Device

If Jimmy cracked corn and I don't care, why is there a song about it. How can there be a civil war, its a contradiction in terms Why does your doctor leave the exam room when you get undressed? Why is there a light in the fridge but not the freezer RG

Hmmmmm - I once bought a sun screen for my windshield. You know, the cardboard ones you put on the inside to block the sun when the vehicle is parked so the interior does not get blazing hot. The screen came with instructions which in itself is a "Hmmmm", and it also came with a warning "DO NOT DRIVE VEHICLE WHEN THE SCREEN IS IN PLACE" Hmmmm I am sure I would have thought of that!

I like Lee for his positive contributions and sense of humour, although I'm sure at least one lady is going to punish him for the jokes he makes using their names :-) RG

I like Phaedrus because he is sharp as a tack, helpful and freakin hilarious ! Also because he is a FrumiousBandersnatch ! ( I will google that but I am sure it is a good thing ;) )

Lets see After a month and half in planning, lady shows up, says she is having her period, so no full service, but everything else is ok...well think about it, daty, don't think so Incall to another lady's place, and she wanted (well so did I) me showered first. Should have bottled body wash or pre-wrapped soaps to use, she had a bar of used soap...who knows who else used it RG

I couldn't agree more. Fortunately I have "permission" from my SO (and she has even kindly offered to finance "professional" companionship) but I don't ever openly "appear" to take her up on her offer as I know it would make her feel more inadequate than she already does. I also know that as much as she may nag me to "see someone" or "get a girlfriend" (affair style) a professional is a much better choice in so many ways as I don't ever risk breaking some girl's heart. With regard to not getting caught, your SO is the smartest most Sherlock Holmes style detective in the world as she may know you better than you know yourself and certainly has a basis to go on if you break your routine in anyway. But back to the point I am trying to make about judgement, I don't think we have the right to judge others if they are not hurting anyone and we haven't walked a mile in their shoes. While some marriages have been negatively affected when a wife finds out that her husband has visited a professional companion or service provider I think the following must be pointed out: Some marriages have been saved by this also. One wonders about the ratio of marriages negatively affected by this industry compared to alcohol, drugs, money problems and real affairs (as opposed to a "professional" NSA relationship). It's all about the choices we make whatever the "problem" is. I think "society doesn't condone" this industry openly but secretly most intelligent people that would openly object recognize more about it than they would admit publicly. Of course there is always the "paying makes you less of a man" camp and I feel just the opposite is true. I feel a lot more like a man should by not toying with some innocent girl's emotions.

Then you would very much appreciate my casual summer look; flip flops, surfer shorts, a t-shirt, a baseball cap with the pony tail going through the back and lip gloss- on my own time only unless requested by my gentleman ;) I also love wearing hoodies on cooler summer evenings...

I find a girl wearing a ball cap with her hair in a ponytail through the back adjustment hole to be rather sexy. Must have something to do with with ease of access to the neckline and ears which I like to kiss and lick...

Hands down titts, love the titties! Small, medium or large.

Hi gents :smile: Im new in ottawa and i will be in town 1 week every 2 weeks. I'm a Sexy French Girl & I want to have fun with you guys :smile: I provide erotic massage at The Angels Touch on bentley avenue (You can Call me there to book with me 613-274-7073) Please note that i can give you private dance at Angels as well :smile: & I Also strip at Pigale in Gatineau. (Just stop by and come see me for a dance!) Schedule : Friday March 9th --» Contact me for the location 9:00am to 11:00pm Saturday March 10th --» Contact me for the location 9:00am to 9:00pm Sunday March 11th --» Day Off Monday March 12th --» Angels Touch 4:00pm to 11:00pm Tuesday March 13th --» Angels Touch 4:00pm to 11:00pm Wednesday March 14th --» Angels Touch 10:00am to 7:00pm Thursday march 15th : im going back home :) I will be back march 23th xoxo Service : You can see me solo or duo with Katrine Cannon (for the duo, double the package rate) The rates for the package no.1 to no.3 are for an hour or less Please add the door fee of the spa on top of the in room fee :) Package no.1 : 60$ I keep my clothes on Full time massage & You will leave happy :wink: Package no.2 : 80$ Top less Full time massage & You will leave happy :wink: Package no.3 : 100$ full nude Half time massage or more if u want :smile: body slide shower together Reverse Massage Gfe massage all inclusive & You will leave happy ** Longer session are available if u wish to ! Way To Contact Me Or Book with Me : By pm here on cerb By call at 613-274-7073 By e-mail at [email protected] I Hope to meet you and I will like my time in Ottawa :smile: Sincerly,

Personally I think it just seems that more new ladies are going the MP route but in actuality I don't think all that much has changed. Recently Massage parlours have become a lot more active on cerb and a lot more agressive in their advertising. Until fairly recently the only place you could see Massage ads was the newspaper (ottawa sun) and the occasional ad on cl/dl. I honesly don't think things have changed at all really. There's almost always new SP's posting in the FS ad section almost daily. It's just that the massage parlours are getting a lot more exposure than what we're used to so it seems like they're taking over but I don't think that's the case.

Skid steer tire..ruined......set of tires for the other skid steer.....$1000.......dump truck transmission fell out.......literally broke in two and fell out on the road. Never have I seen this before. Now I need a transmission, 2 driveshafts, bearings, hoist pump, and pinion shaft for the rear end. I am pulling my hair out. Oh ya......also, the engine went in my teenage son's pickup. F.......M......L. On the bright side........oh wait........there ISN'T one.

A client messages you for your info, you tell him to please view your web page, and give them the page address and ask them to pay attention to a particular section,which gives them your rates,ect, they email you back and say "so what do you charge"!!!!!!

As much as I appreciate CK's input to the community, I disagree with his prediction. I'm under the impression that he never went there, as he seems to have a very incomplete vision of this place. I went there twice and had a blast! (in more ways than one) The sexshop was empty both times, so I wasn't afraid to meet my sister-in-law while exiting the peepshow. And they also rent rooms, guys. Not a tiny and dark peepshow cubicle with a glass window: a clean room with a couch, a giant screen TV playing a wide variety of porn movies, and a paper tissue dispenser. For 50 bucks, you can rent, for 30 min., a room much larger than any champagne room in any strip club. And if you happen to go there with a friend, it's up to you to either watch the porn together or do something else... (like playing chess for example, I'm sure that's what most people do, right?) No camera, no bouncer who comes to watch over your shoulder, no surprise visit from the waitress. And you can take your time, you have a full half hour. The staff seems friendly and open-minded. They know why you're there (chess, remember?).

Spread the word. Only thing I'm going to say.

I respectfully disagree. I think there's a big difference between, on the one hand, specifically discussing another website ... particularly when you reference it by name, or facsimile thereof, and, on the other hand, honestly talking about the pros and cons of different types of SP related websites. The OP asked about the latter, and most of the discussion (at least, IMO, the helpful discussion ... smile) has been around that point. That sort of discussion is, IMO, good for Cerb as it is good content that drives readers to the site, which is good for clicks, ad revenue, etc., etc.. From my perspective, I wish we had more of these discussions, not less, as these sorts of discussions are important to the overall success of Cerb. People will visit here if they think they are going to get helpful, truthful information ... If they think all they are going to get is "the company line," credibility will suffer as will website business.

Most places do charge a larger, or a double door fee, as you are taking two girls time for the duration of the session. In session, each girl would receive the same tip as she would in a single session. She's still providing you with the same service as she would on her own. Also I would recommend checking with the girls before heading to the spa to see if they offer duos together. I've done a couple of duos with girls I work with, and it was a lot of fun! But I've also had gentlemen walk in and ask if myself and the other girl working could do a duo, and we've declined, as she and I had just met and didn't feel comfortable yet. You'll end up with your best duo massage with two girls who offer them together, because that means they get along well, and in session they'll get a long verrrrrry well ;)

I love a lovely Chateauneuf du Pape... it's a robust full bodied red from the Rhone. Amarone and Ripasso also come to mind.... One of the all time faves at a reasonable price? J Lohr 7 Oaks Cabernet Sauvignon from California - LCBO has it now on the essentials list at about $22 a bottle. Another full bodied red, it is a perfect complement to a steak - in fact, the Keg has had it on their menu for years.

Turn-offs during a date- 1) Mood- always ensure that you are really into it (the appointment)I would appreciate if the appointment was canceled rather the lady not being into it. Fully understand if you are tired, having a bad day. Body language and communication really shows when a lady is simply not into it. 2) Communication- ensure that you are in the mood to also carry a conversation, it gets both parties interactive. I even like dirty talk if we can't talk about the weather:-D If there is no communication than it is a turn off for me. I treat my appointments as real dates. 3) Listening Devices- Shut them off .I enjoy listening more to music than a T.V. with "Come on Down(Pistol Pete )you're the new contestant on the Price is Right" It just does not sound right if you are going down:shock: Yes shut off your cell phone, very annoying.

Assuming different options are available with GFE or PSE will only make you mad when you find out these are not available from some ladies. GFE and PSE are "STYLES of SERVICE" and not actual services!! You CAN NOT assume PSE or GFE include any specific services. STYLES.... Mechanical Style: This means no chemistry and just what it is (Sex) no illusion of lust or passion. GFE: Girl friend experience (Does not include specific services) this is a style of date where chemistry is tried to be created, feelings of lust and passion. Usually includes kissing and a more intimate fantasy. The lady appears (and often is) genuinely interested in pleasing you and often enjoys being pleasured as well. PSE: Porn star experience (Does not include specific services) this is also a style of date. It is not a romantic/passion/chemistry type encounter it is like what you see in the porn movies (A little dirty and hardcore) SAFE PSE/GFE: means condoms are used for oral sex (and possibly DATY protection is used) - Some girlfriends and porn stars insist on condoms for everything too guys! CONDOMS are used IN ALL STYLES (Some people assume condoms are not used with these styles as often real girl friends and porn stars do not use condoms). DO NOT ASSUME THIS AS YOU WOULD BE VERY WRONG - IT IS UNSAFE TO HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX! You guys who assume services are included in these styles are setting yourself up to be let down. Just because one lady offers specific services (and possibly markets it as GFE/PSE does not mean the next lady will offer the same services. They are usually similar as a really good GFE would include kissing, bbbj and some touching and rubbing to build chemistry and fantasy. If you feel she is actually attracted to you and into the encounter she may be (or she may be VERY good at her job - just go with it!) Don't EXPECT any services - always ask or research first and if you show up with bad breath, rotten teeth, bad hygiene or dressed like a bum chances are you are going to be even more disappointed. In Addition: One of the ladies PM'd me to mention that one of the reasons ladies may not kiss is from being unshaven. A lot of stubble can do a girl some major damage. I would assume this to be true with DATY as well with some.