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I have been peaking at this thread from time to time since it was started... People, keep it simple and have a get together! Keep the same date and time and decide on a place to meet for a few drinks if the private room has already been canceled. I understand the need for privacy but at this point, just do what you have to and have fun! You'll just be meeting with new and 'old' friends! If some are not comfortable with the idea, they always have the option of not going. Quite simple if you ask me! There's also no need to collect money and have everything pre-planned; if you want to buy the ladies a drink(s) or order food/snacks then just do it when you feel like it. That's what we all do when we go to a lounge/bistro/restaurant bar, no? ;) Cheers! xox

In my experience, men who are shy or socially anxious frequently make wonderful clients! Not to generalize excessively, most of them are very sensitive, perceptive fellows who very much want the encounter to be satisfying for both of us and are concerned that not knowing me might increase the likelihood that they'll do something wrong or upset me in some way. Far from it! On the whole, things can be much more difficult with the guys who present themselves as extremely confident, experienced and worldly because they don't always listen well, pay attention or read physical or social cues. If you feel shy or anxious, do tell your companion. She will want to know, for sure! As the others have said, we're good at helping people feel comfortable. Maybe you'd like to be seduced? That can be a great way to know for sure that everything you do is good for her!

This is mainly for any newbies on CERB who have never heard of Cowboy Kenny's diary before. My advice is always the same, if it sounds to good to be true...it probably is! I was reading on this site and elsewhere, that people have been burned here in Ottawa lately. My advice is to daily check CK's diary, he does very good work for all of us and if you want to protect yourself then read it please! I hate hearing stories of things going badly wrong, especially when it could have easily been avoided. It only takes a couple of minutes to scroll through the daily updates, but it is very much worth it! http://www.cowboysdiary.info/

Thanks to spud for posting this, and especially to CK for his tireless hard work. The diary is one of the most valuable resources out there.

I would have to say Alisa is the Queen of PSE! I met up with her at her hotel last night. Knocked on the door and was greeted by a tall (well she had heels) blonde gorgeous woman. We embraced and kissed. She made good on my wardrobe request.. string bikini, heels, sexy fragrance. I told her I love anything PINK and she went the distance for me.. pink lipstick, fingernails, eyeliner, even toenails. Started with a lapdance on the sofa. She threw herself into my lap and passionately kissed me as our embrace tightened. I pulled the strings and buried my face in her (man made) cleavage. She moaned, and her dirty talk encouraged me to become more aggressive. "Let's go on the bed", she said. As we stood at the side of the bed and kissed, she fell to the bed and spread her legs. Pulled the other string and began DATY. She pleaded for me not to stop. She said she loves dirty talk. I told her I wanted to fuck her melons and she applied a flavoured lube to her chest. (I brought but so did she). I wish I could have lasted longer, but it only took about two minutes of Russian before I announced my peak and she aggressively devoured my cock and I shot off. I rolled over in bliss and she returned from the bathroom and cleaned me off with a towel. Then she said she has a treat for me. She grabbed her bag and entered the bathroom, returning in a hot pink fishnet body suit. She climbed into bed and cuddled with me. I stroked her breasts and kissed her nipples. I was recharged fairly quickly and she noticed this. Stroking my cock she asked if I was ready. I was. She leaned over and aggressively started more BBBJ. I asked for 69 and this went on for ten minutes. She was very eager to please. We had to stop because she was getting too hot and had to turn on the AC. We took a breather and then I told her I wanted to fuck. She wanted reverse cowgirl.. not my favourite position but she said it was the only way she could cum. Switched to doggy eventually. Did not make her cum but then I guess she was booked all day with several clients. Despite this, she remained horny. After a short break she removed the rubber and returned to very aggressive BBBJ. We switched to Russian again before I shot off again the same way as the first shot. After the cleanup we cuddled and talked more. She actually apologized for talking so much. I told her it was alright because this was our first meeting. Then she stroked my cock some more. "You got another shot left in that thing?", she asked. We only had another half hour so I told her "I doubt it, but I didn't make you cum yet, so I want to try". A brief trip to the bathroom and she returned, removing her bathrobe and climbed on top of me. We kissed, and she went down on me again. More reverse cowgirl followed. She employed a vibrator on her clit as we fucked. I could sense she was close to cumming as she bounced up and down rapidly. Then she threw her head back and almost "growling" she climaxed. To my shock, I suddenly felt very wet. She dismounted, and in the dimly lit room, I witnessed something truly amazing! I could not believe my eyes as a fountain... no, no... more like a geyser appeared as she moaned wildly and loudly. I will have to ask her if the people in the adjacent rooms complained to the front desk. I was soaked! The bed was soaked! My eyes must have been as big as saucers! I collected myself after she ran to the bathroom for towels. "I hope you weren't planning on sleeping in this bed tonight"! .... "Nope. Not now", she said.... "There's another bed". I had no idea she was a squirter. I wish she would have told me so I could react with the expectation. I have been with squirters before, but I have never seen ANYTHING like this! Not even in porn videos. I took a much needed shower. I dressed, and we kissed passionately as we said goodnight. Alisa is not a clock watcher. Our two hour session exceeded. I had a true PORN STAR EXPERIENCE. I would definately repeat, and I will! L - 9.5 A - 9.5 S - 10

Happy Birthday to my Wife.... Try and stay out of trouble, yet do enjoy your day.... Sending the arches and and a bunch of kisses your way xoxo Emily

i went to see my doctor recently for my annuel check up. he told me i had to lose wight cause i was at risk for cardiac problems and said if in 6 month i was still the same weight, he would send me for an operation to lose weight. i know there are 2 different operations and was wondering if somebody had or know somebody who had the operations. i am looking for feed back on the surgerys. if it's to personnel to share in this thread you can pm me if you would like. it's just i'm kinda freakin' out right now and it would help to know about the surgerys.

Weight loss surgery is NOT a good idea, hon. The complication rate is incredibly high. It's recently been promoted in the New England Journal of Medicine as a cure for Type 2 diabetes and as a way for obese people to avoid becoming T2 diabetics, but the NEJM article in favour of the surgery is written by a doctor at the Cleveland Clinic--the major centre for the procedure in the US--who has a financial interest at stake. Jenny Rhul has written a very good critique of the NEJM article. Jenny also wrote a fine analysis of weight loss surgery in January 2010 that's still on point. "But wait," you might be thinking, "I don't have diabetes. These resources don't apply to me!" Well, maybe... or maybe not. There's a huge amount of medical research showing that obesity is caused by the body's inability to deal with insulin properly. If your pancreas is producing too much insulin, you will be hungry and will, in effect, eat in order to deal with the insulin which, in turn, will store the excess carbohydrate as fat. Insulin is always involved in overweight. The best way to lose weight is to reduce your carbohydrate intake significantly. Carbohydrates are found in "white foods"--sugar, bread, rice, pasta, wheat, cereal, potatoes, milk--as well as in fruit and fruit juices. Reducing or eliminating those foods from your diet will cause you to lose weight. You can find a lot of information about following low-calorie, low-fat diets, advising that these are the only healthy ways to lose weight. In fact, they're not healthy. The American and Canadian Diabetes Associations have been strongly criticized for advocating these diets because they increase the risk of heart disease and complications from diabetes! The diabetes associations recommend these diets because their major funding sources are drug manufacturers and processed-food companies. They have an interest in promoting consumption of foods that are harmful for us and drugs that may or may not help address the problems those foods cause in the first place. If you have bariatric surgery, you will need to severely limit your food intake for the rest of your life and you will be told to eliminate bread, rice, pasta, wheat, cereal, potatoes and milk from your diet and also to restrict the amount of sugar you consume from all sources. In other words, the reason that bariatric surgery produces results is that it forces people to follow a low-carbohydrate diet. The surgery doesn't cure or prevent diabetes, either. It just eliminates the symptoms as long as the patient follows the diet associated with the surgery. When someone's carbohydrate intake is restricted, they don't have insulin management problems and so they don't gain weight. Their blood sugar levels return to normal. But if they continue to eat the standard North American diet, the insulin regulation troubles return and they regain the weight they lost, sometimes more. I only know about this stuff because I was diagnosed with Type 1 diabetes last fall and was immediately put on insulin. Type 1 diabetes has usually been associated with children, but it is actually more frequently diagnosed in adults. I'm doing very well, now. I'm in great health and I feel wonderful. In learning about being diabetic, I've learned a great deal about both Type 1 and Type 2 diabetes, diet, nutrition and health, not only because my own health was at stake, but also because I'm an information junkie. Much of what I learned surprised me because it wasn't what I'd always thought was true. Following the advice I've received has worked beautifully for me. My blood sugar balances beautifully now. I'm healthy! You can learn about low-carbohydrate diets like the Atkins diet, the Protein Power diet and others. Jenny Rhul has just published a book about low-carb dieting that's actually more useful than any of the standard, popular diet books. It's available as an e-book for about $10.00. You can do this, shymale. You can lose weight, get healthy and avoid surgery. If you're not diabetic or pre-diabetic, you can also avoid the complications associated with diabetes, including heart disease, by getting your insulin regulation and blood sugar levels under control. It doesn't mean that you have to give up foods you love. It may mean reducing the amount you eat. But you will find other foods that are delicious and satisfying. And once you lower your carb intake significantly, you'll also find that you're simply not hungry as often or for as much food as before. Try it and you'll see!

From an inside source, it seems that the lovely, and desirable Maude, had a serious happening at Barbs and so may not be back there for a long time, if ever. Really bad, she is a great lady and will be much missed.

Agree. First time of most things is a calculated guess of how things will turn out on a scale of 0-10. Even a few ppl showing is a start, and gets easier to build on from there.

My CERB Goddess Of The Day today is another beautiful woman from Orleans, Ontario. And that is none other than Nicolette Vaughn. As of yet we haven't met, except through posts. But when Nicolette posts something, I read it. She always has something to contribute to CERB. Here is Nicolette's Profile http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=4180 What some guys have to say about her http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=N&t=28638 A photo or two Yes Nicolette, I've noticed you. Just have to find a free month to come up to Ottawa so we can meet in person RG

I like Emma because a mutual friend told me the other day we were both a lot of fun and laughed a lot. She is a very nice person to be compared to. :)

I like Tokan because he has plunged into this community and become such an important part of it. And he lives in Brockville. I'm quite partial to the Valley!!

... just my 2cent but this thread did not go well before.

Happy Birthday Keissy. Have a great day and best wishes to you.

red t-shirt, wrapped

I've heard several reports on CBC radio about this. My 17 year-old son was here when we heard the last one. He thought the complaints were silly but also pretty sad. He said that parents need to get real and recognize that their kids usually know a great deal about sex and that even things like group sex and BDSM are very common among teenagers. Too often, waiting for parents to be comfortable talking about sex is futile, he says. His friends' parents are all over the spectrum, from not able to say anything to being completely comfortable talking about everything, anytime. (I'm glad to know that I'm in the latter group!) He also said that when parents aren't able or willing to talk about sex without judging their kids or skewing everything towards conversations about why it's a good idea to be a virgin "forever," their kids can find anything they want on the Internet, anyway. The trouble with that, he said, is that "porn on the 'net isn't realistic. Way too many pizza delivery boys and French maids." :icon_lol:

They may not be mirror image twins or identical but possibly fraternal. I have twins in the family but I guess you'll have to see them in person. Us CERB ladies are always here for you to choose, communicate and have fun with and you have no doubts about us reputable ladies. I can't lie, I was checking them out too, they are cute.

Where is the "public outcry" coming from? Fundamentalist religious groups. http://scathinglywrongrightwingnutz.blogspot.ca/2012/05/about-that-so-called-public-outcry.html And what of people who have actually visited the exhibition? "The most provocative images in there were from the advertisements that they displayed that show how sexuality is imposed on us through the media out there in the open public. So when you think that there are far more controversial images on a bus than in here, I think it's important to allow our children to put it into context and if we were there with them we can do that for them." http://ottawa.openfile.ca/ottawa/text/what-people-are-saying-about-sexhibit

Make it personal. Make me believe you're the SO I always wanted and I'll do the same. This won't work with all clients, but you will click with a few and it will be truly special. THOSE are the regulars you want.

Deer Jerky!!!! *dies* I love it!

First 10 pages of the three word story An ugly man had a goal to invent a foolproof love potion. In his mind the perfect formula should certainly include an angel tear, a red hair, three chocolate drops, 7 rose petals, and a pink of picie dust; stirred, not shaken and on ice. His quest began accompanied by marsupials, in the land of many wonders. His first step was to seek with frisky bravado the legendary fountain of pure pleasure. After departing from his mom's house to go get the special ingredients which mix well only after a chant is something you yell while standing in the pouring rain. A basin filled with melted chocolate and plenty of chocolate whipped cream that taste like a sweet delight. Meanwhile, in Gatineau at the stripclub the hot action began to intesify until the outrageous FiFi Larue appeared. She looked hot except for the wet spot on the front of her revealing negligee. Taking hold of a panting customer's hand, she started to make her lace shirt come undone revealing the luscious tattoo of a wild rose growing solitarily from a large well rounded booty. She then took candy from the southern region of Greece when someone bent over and grabbed something on the breast of a chicken that was fried in lard along with the banana of doom.It tasted terrible until the peel was loveingly removed revealing a long limpy shaft of fruity goodness. This and two microphones are providing a comic relief to a nudist colony off the coast that its considered a very big issue of which all the people yelled very loud. "HEY, WHAT'S THAT?" The sultry sylph then throbbed thrustingly. BBBJ's all around. Sadly, no takers. Well, one taker :D Pages 10 - 20 The sultry sylph then throbbed thrustingly. BBBJ's all around. Sadly, no takers. "Well, one taker" Who quickly stripped only to realize the room was empty of furniture, bur there were three jolly lesbians: Suzie, Nika, and Gert. Each completely ready for a night of righteous indignation. However, slightly timid they all decided to enjoy themselves eating copious amounts of snatch dipped rich dark chocolate while sipping sweet thick white cream. Excited, everyone suddenly produced a dildo that made noise. "Aha" he exclaimed! After shoving it where the sun always shines and now he knows special holes are made for fun. Glitter and bubbles. The potion is almost ready to erupt and explode, which scared everyone except Julias Undies and Sin Cindy. But the dog who really wanted to join in and hump a horny little bitch, it all ended when the last person turned off the lights and boldly moved towards a place no one expected to find the answer to. It as filled with vaginas and a beautiful penis which thrust their way towards the very wet spot that was hidden beneath the bush. Trimmer was needed to clear the was through the dense wet foliage but he kept going like the energizer bunny. He could not stop and smell the perfectly musty that weakened him like Kryptonite on her left breast, sucking the nipple until it became hard and she screamed "STOP!" Then she grabbed his hardend cock and said "How big are you?" "You tell me, feel the girth, length don't count" She opened up and let the tongue out to swallow the full amount of his throbbing eleven inches. Out it came for a second. She wanted MORE! And screamed "MORE". Then bent over to take his now wet, thick tool, and exclaimed "It's so huge and it's so hard and throbbing"

Tokan likes ACDC and I love ACDC....so I like Tokan :) Meep Meep Speaking of ACDC .... I have big balls right now...any you ladies want to help me with that problem ? ;) ha ha ha ha ha :icon_rolleyes:

My CERB Goddess Of The Day Today is Cat. Not only is she beautiful but she is intelligent and wise. I always enjoy reading what she has to say. Not only that, she likes fishing. I'm looking forward to meeting her this summer, and again, this fall. Here is Cat's Profile http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=4978 Here is a picture or two RG

It is with disappointment that I read of the cancellation of the social in June in Halifax. I have been following the conversation here on this thread from its inception and recognized the insecurities that were being expressed. Rightly and correctly, every person involved has to be aware of and have respect for discretion, confidentiality and personal comfort levels not only for themselves but for others. With the idea of a social being 'new' to the Maritime area those things appear to have caused concern and worry. Were these concerns justified? I do not know. I DO know that I had intended to go and that I was looking forward to meeting fellow Cerb members in a pleasant and purely social context. I have been busy and travelling for the past number of weeks and when I get home and think a bit, then perhaps I may suggest an alternative for June or for at some point in the early fall. For the moment however I will take all of this at face value and as I tend to do to I will look at the upsides. It is quite clear that there is interest in the idea and in most cases where there is a will there is a way. Therefore I am anticipating that this will happen in one form or another in the near future and in a very simple form. I want to thank Taloon for his valient attempt at trying to bring this idea to fruition, and I hope that the experience has not dampened his enthusiasm for being a contributing member of this amazing community. At the moment if my 'ticket' money can be used to offset expenses already committed to then please use it for that. If that is not necessary or required then Taloon please donate it to a women's shelter in Halifax. For the moment then, looking to a social in the not too distant future.

Good afternoon,I will be available for your pleasure from 10am-9pm tonight P.S. Check out the new Photo's: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=5020 deatils!>>>>[email protected]<<<Details! I am a massage attendant with an INCREDIBLE drive..I am quite petite but my presence and personality are larger than life :smile: :smile: :smile: I have a smooth feel and a HARD finish :wink: :wink: :wink: My massage and body rub technics are my specialty given my educational background and I am well train in the art of sensual masage. I have beautiful long hair, dark eyes and a very curvacious body. I love meeting new people and sharing new experiences..And know you will have the time of your life :smile: :smile: :smile: Book Your Playtime Today..Hot tub Available xoxo Robyn xoxo .. PACKAGES AND FEE'S Add the Door fee's to package rates please #1: 60$ I keep my clothes on Full body relaxaton massage You leave happy #2: 80$ Topless session (I keep my panties on) Full body relaxation massage You leave happy #3: 100$ Full nude session (In my birthday siut) Half session relaxation massage Body slide GFE (ask me some details) Private Shower / full session shower Reverse Massage You leave happy Erotic Dance show also available Contact: pm me, call or email: [email protected]

My CERB Goddess Of The Day Today is Kylie Daniels. I first noticed Kylie through her posts on CERB, and looked up her CERB profile. From there, I checked out her website. And yes, while I did look at her photos, what really caught my attention on her website...she is learning to fly fish, and one gift she lists is a Bass Pro Shops gift card, a girl after my heart. So I contacted Kylie and I have an encounter scheduled with her at the end of August And she is a case in point, if she didn't have a CERB Profile, I never would have noticed her. Here is Kylie's Profile http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=54503 Here is something, as Kylie puts it, to arouse the senses OK, I'll post a second photo We haven't had our encounter yet Kylie, but I'm looking forward to meeting you at the end of August RG

My CERB Goddess of the day has already been mentioned, for good reason. She presents herself in such a classy manner. Her posts and threads are always intriguing and original. She always participates on the board. Well deserved, Miss Gabriella Laurence! Lets also not forget her very breath taking beauty!

Back in the day when contact dances were in legal limbo (in the 80's), 3 or 4 times I brought whole clubs in Montreal to a halt because they thought I was an undercover cop!!! After I explicitly asked a few girls for a dance, they loosened up. I guess that is a bye-gone era... but it was rather spooky being reacted to as if I were giving off neutron rays.

It (legally) does not matter the job of the person(s) who create and bring to term a child. Adding doctor, SP, actor, politician to the persons sex doesn't make ethics or laws any different. I think people are slightly confused about the current laws in Canada regarding child support. You can be court ordered to pay child support, but they are not allowed to force you to pay as they once were. Which is why there are so many people, including politicians, who simply don't-- and get away with it. (This doesn't only apply to men either, I know women who were ordered to pay child support and simply don't.) But really, this is pretty black and white thinking... It's not the 1950s anymore. If the world were as simple and you make a baby and care for it, there wouldn't be deadbeat dads and moms, single parents, child support, CAS, foster care, signing over of parental rights.. ect. If you actually worry about getting someone pregnant, even with condoms, pills, spermicide, ect.. and you are male, I would consider a no-scalpel vasectomy. (If you're worried about wanting children later, you could consider sperm freezing and storage.) I've personally looked into tubal ligation, but was denied such as it's major abdominal surgery and not a simple out-patient procedure.

My Goddess of the day is Georgiana Sweet: She is new to the board and despite never meeting her in person, I am taken by her great elocution, her class and how simply charming she is (okay good looking also...:D) sweet-company.com I hope to meet you one day!

I love it. What a fabulous thread idea! :) There are so many ladies that are just wonderful. Today I would have to say Emily Rushton. She is kind and helpful. Always brings so much to the board!