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What I took issue with was the incredibly homophobic, sex-negative, and whorephobic approach you took in your post. To recap: I would love to see your stats on this "guess" of yours. Stoya is a well-spoken porn actor who speaks to this subject quite frequently: http://stoya.tumblr.com/post/32205235912/testing-vs-condoms-in-pornography Emphasis mine. Racism, homophobia, and assumptions of drug use. Awesome. Again, I would love to see your proof to these claims. What on earth is a "meat and potatoes" std? Again with the homophobia. You know that people who have sex with other people of the opposite sex engage in anal sex as well? It's not a "gay thing". Again with the assumptions. Did you know that STIs are on the rise in the senior population, and they have theorized that it is because these individuals who are now finding themselves widowed and are engaging in new sexual relationships were not raised in a culture that promoted condom use and safer sex? Another assumption. Sorry, what? Again: source please. Actually, the transmission rate is about the same for oral sex on a person with a vagina, whether they are on their menses or not (it is considered a low-risk activity regardless of menses). Source: cdnaids.ca Someone's sexual identity does not put them more or less at risk of contracting an STI, it is the sexual activities they engage in and if they use safer sex practices.

So the only concern is pregnancy? I didn't realize pregnancy was a disease, I'm so glad I've had my tubes tied so I don't catch it again! So guys only shun bbfs because they are afraid to father a child? Fathering a prostitutes child is scarier than taking chylamidia home to the wife and rendering her sterile? Wow! Of course, that makes complete sense to me now. The cesspool of everything else you might catch wasn't the issue. Whew, glad you clarified that for me! I'm sorry but given all the temper tantrums thrown by men over providers who charge for extras, we can't charge more for extra services but when we insist on protecting our health we should be paid less? So from a product market standpoint, cars that have high safety ratings should be less than cars without? Line workers who take safety precautions not to lose a limb should be paid less because they produce fewer widgets than those willing to lose an arm? It all makes so much more sense to me now! Thank you for this valuable insight, I will be sure to apply this strategy it to my next shopping trip. I'm sure the salesman will appreciate the crystal clear understanding I have when I explain to him why I should pay less for an ultra safe product as opposed to something that could endanger my health... cat

I don't know if it's just me, but using a real name or not, I'm not inclined to discuss the details of the encounters I have with my guests.

Dave, I'm replying against my better judgment. In some ways your posts in this thread seem trollish and I'm allergic to feeding trolls. Nevertheless, this has been a serious discussion about the pressure on paid companions to agree to bareback activities, including a query about whether BBBJs are as risky as BBFS. Several people have contributed helpful, factual information, including links to authoritative resources. Your post, however, was full of conjecture, unsubstantiated statements and ungrounded accusations generally in favour of the argument that the risk of contracting a serious STI is miniscule. What you've heard in response has been dull shock and dismay and now it appears that you want others to do your work for you, to prove you wrong. That's not going to happen. I've been a paid companion for over a decade and have heard the "minimal risk" argument at least once a week, and frequently far more often. I find it personally offensive and insensitive because it doesn't take into account the reality of my life and working conditions. For many men, the risk of contracting an STI from a woman may be relatively low, given that they may have only a few sex partners a year, or less. But for paid companions, the risk is exponentially higher because of the number of partners we encounter in a month, a year or a lifetime. Let's say that we're in a room with 100 other people. One person has a gun with two bullets in it and he fires both of them. A lot of people may reckon that they have a 2% chance of being hit; they feel pretty safe, overall. Others may say that they don't want to be anywhere near that room, let alone in it, no matter how many other people are there because there's a guy, with a gun, and he's shooting bullets! But for me, it's my room. I entertain the whole crowd here, and I never know which of them has the gun. Most of the time, the one with the gun doesn't know he has it, either. Do your own research. Then reflect on what you read. Be humane. Have empathy. Be compassionate.

I know you are posting this with humor but I feel bad for your old pet. The fact that he is going pee on your floors and if this is new sounds like he is losing control of his bladder and sorry to say the out of the blue walks around the house may be pacing a sign he may be losing some of his other senses . Also the fact that he growls when you try to boost him up on the bed or sofa may be a sign that there is pain when he is touched. You are lucky to have him for so long but try to be understanding, although constant and repeated behaviors can be annoying to you those things like peeing on the floor are embarrasing for your poor old dog. The have pride, try and be patient with him and treasure the moments you have left with him, sounds like hes been a good and constant companion.

Morning all! While I was "off" recovering, had lots of time to think (I know, I know it does not happen often!). Thought about all the lovely Ladies who are so talented, I just wanted to point it out and say "thank you". We have Ladies who are full time MP's or SP's. We have Ladies who balance "traditional" work lives, in the government, at hospitals, in offices, in banks, etc. and then spend time with us hobbyists. And we have Ladies who are still in university and college, some even in Masters level courses handling that workload, then spending time with us. Then we have the Ladies who balance their work lives with children, then work, then with us. To all of you, thank you. You are special folks who work hard to make us hobbyists happy. The Liquor

So, after reading this thread and the BBFS thread, if some of you say that BBBJ is the same as BBFS then all the ladies who chose to offer BBBJs at their discretion should be blacklisted the same way as when a client asks for it? I offer BBBJs at MY discretion but I am certainly not willing to throw out the condoms out the window and start offering BBFS!!

I don't think that SP's should feel the need to publicly praise their clients. It's a business relationship. Are our ego's so fragile that we need a lady we paid to express how much fun she had with us? I don't really think that that's what the relationship is all about. If ladies want to recommend clients to each other, I'm sure its more on the merits of cleanliness, safety and respect...and they have a private area to do so. I don't think when they are looking for recommendations from each other that it has much to do with how hard a client made them cum...but of course I could be wrong.

Here in lies the issue, both the brand new service provider as well as the new hobbiest entering or re-entering the industry today are faced with an abundance of choices unknowingly...if the SP/Client is exposed to safer practices/risk awareness from the beginning, chances are they will continue along those lines...more often than not, the case is the opposite, and a brand new individual to the business, both buyer and seller, is first exposed to the worst of the worst scenarios without proper guidance and then usually learns/becomes aware/is educated regarding risk potential/safer practices along the way. Hopefully, for most, this learning curve/education comes sooner rather than later and does not come the hard way via negative consequences.

This idea has been thrown around a few times already and honestly, for discretion purposes, confidentiality and privacy too, I do not see myself ever writing any kind of public reco/review about a client (unless he was a bad date) BUT I am always more than happy to provide a reference(s) when asked.

Discretion is key in this business. I personally would not feel comfortable reviewing any of my clients. We already have a section for bad dates, but we also have methods for writing about good clients, which includes, but isn't limited to, references.

Well my short term list would include, and is in no particular order: Alexandra-Sky, Cleo Catra, SexxxyRebecca, Emily J, Rosie, Peachy, Exotic Barbie There are so many others I would like to meet but hopefully I can start with a few of this list As a newbie, the choices are just so great. I'll have to plan and budget this so that I can keep this hobby going as long as possible

Personally, I think that love is essential for our well-being. It is human to want contact with others. Babies who get little physical contact often fail to thrive. Adults who are extremely isolated often develop serious physical and mental health problems. One reason many people experience dogs as therapeutic is that dogs give their owners unconditional love and approval. A dog can be a remedy for depression for some people. I also think that love isn't about heart-shaped boxes of chocolates, bouquets of flowers or poetry, though it may include them. Love is not that heart-thumping elation one might feel for a new partner, though it may include that, too. In some religious traditions there are commandments about love, loving neighbours, loving strangers and engaging in loving acts. Love can be commanded or required because, ultimately, love is not what we feel, it's what we do. It's how we treat others. Not just people we already care about and who have done good things for us, but people we don't know or have good reason not to like, care for or trust.

I made that comment, basically because earlier it was insinuated that if you knew the risks, you would not provide this service, and that only the new SPs, combined by persuasive hobbyist would this service be offerred. Obviously I said it with tongue in cheek, since I think many know the risks and make informed choices.

Wow, does this imply that the experienced SP that provides bbbj is naive. I think that many have made this an informed decision, not a naive one. I certainly wouldn't want to convey a message otherwise.

I have a little rescue that is such a pain sometimes. His trainer told me the first time she met him "He is broken, the SPCA should have put him down. I can teach him some manners but he'll never be right." That was the beginning of an experience that I can say has been interesting. He has anxiety. WTF is he anxious about? His vet suggested anti anxiety meds but I'll be damned if I have a dog on drugs and I'm not getting any! People coming thru the front door put him over the fragile edge and walking him is akin to being a map strategist and lion handler all at the same time. He loves other dogs but is the self appointed yard monitor at the dog park, running around telling other dogs off for being too rough, too loud or just having too much fun. He's like that kid we all went to school with but never really understood. Quirky, odd and really wanted to be friends with you but never knew how to do it. He's a sweet, obnoxious bundle that is only ever truly happy when he's curled up under a blanket close to someone from his pack. His brokenness fits perfectly into my unconventional tribe of misfits, angels and social outcasts that make up his pack. Maybe when things calm down I will look for another dog who is calm and laid back to add to the pack. cat

Let me be more blunt than in my previous post.... What is the purpose of prompting ladies in breaking what is comsidered sacrosanct in this industry? I'm talking about DISCRETION !

Speaking of Diamond Goddess. She has been posting ads on BP with completely fake pictures. About 2 weeks ago she used her own pics but since then she has posted 2 ads on multiple days with fake pics. Ive complained to the mod but since she is playing legit here they cant do anything which is understandable. I used to think CERB was a safe place to come but there has been quite a few shady ladies coming over from CL or BP here lately.

@livefast1080 Your analogy doesn't hold true to this industry. A more accurate comparison is to an asbestos removal company that strips down hazmat equipement because the workers probably won't get cancer from handling the asbestos and if it happens it won't be for a long time. Or a construction company that doesn't want their workers to wear hard hats because it's easier to identify who's who on the site. As an industry we have no health and safety legislation in place and quite honestly we need some. If the ladies are sounding a little hostile it is because we are being pushed to take easily preventable health risks. It's not annoyance we bring forward, its genuine frustration and disgust at the lackadaisical and laissez faire attitude that we consistently get from men who don't give a shit if they are doing something that puts their provider at risk, regardless of how they view the risk. This shouldn't even be a conversation let alone one that pops up every month... cat

I may be out of line here since it's a little hard to feel "intent" in posts like these but I sense a certain bitterness coming through the post from many ladies on this thread. A bitterness directed towards their clientele for their changing tastes and expectations. In a competitive and capitalist market as the hobby, which it is wether we like to admit it or not, there will always be an evolution of product offerings as clientele's tastes change. I for one can relate to this as I am myself in the retail and service business and have not always been happy with the changes brought upon by the market. But in the end I measure the pros and cons and decide to continue on or switch fields. Of course I'm not advocating giving in to all customer demands, especially when a persons heath and well being is concerned, but at some point in time a retailer decided it was a good business decision to sacrifice family time to open on Sundays, just like a service provider decided it was a good business decision to start DFK and both eventually became the norm. Now who's to blame for this? The retailer/service provider for offering the service or the customers who asked for it? ... Think about it! To blame or resent our clientele for their changing expectations is a dangerous slope to be on. We need our clients to survive, they are not the enemy. If we feel they are, maybe our field of work is not for us anymore. We also have to be careful not to apply what annoys us about a limited number of "bad clients" to our entire clientele. It is always easier to remember the one guy that complained over the 10 that said "thanks"! P.S.: I know my analogies are fairly simplistic but I didn't have the time or the inclination to write a complete essay on the subject.

Thanks for reminding me of another thing that my friendly furry curmudgeon likes to do to....he barges his way into my bathroom just cuz he can. There's no true privacy in my own castle it seems. Who is the true king?

Why is it that some people can't be happy for your succes, but instead jelousy takes over them... And is never about how hard you work but how lucky you are!

Why is it that some people pick up their dog poop in a plastic bag but leave it on the street? why bother?

I understand the confusion as both have risk. I feel that because of the increased sexual partners that an SP has, her risk increases exponentially. Myself as an example, my target is to see 1 client a day/5 days a week. Thats 260 encounters a year. Now most of my clients are repeats but I'm not naive enough to believe that I am the only provider they see so if 20 of them see a high volume provider each month (let's assume 100 clients/mth) once a month it increases my exposure to over 2000 people per month or 24 000 people per year. Those numbers are very scary to me. I can't calculate the odds of a client because it would vary for each man but if they actually thought about the number of people a provider is exposed to, I think it would have a sobering effect especially if they only see ladies who offer bbbj as in Ottawa those providers are much busier.. I also understand that some men have issues with condoms being used during oral but in 25 years I have never had anyone have an actual issue with it unless they have an ED issue. I can get a condom on a man without him even knowing it's there and have new clients stop me during FS to check if I've put it one on after coitus is underway. This has led me to believe that it's a mental block not a physical issue at hand. I've never been comfortable with unprotected anything but Canadian men are brutal when it comes to insisting on it. I offered it in '08 out of financial necessity but no longer put it on the menu. It just isn't worth it to me. Uncovered oral is something I do when I'm so connected with a partner that I have complete trust in them and in the relationship we have. I'm not a risk taker, I don't play the stock market, russian roulette or go to the casino. Playing the odds I've listed above just doesn't seem like a prudent move on either a business or personal level. This is suppose to fun and in my world, fun isn't accompanied by sleepless nights full of worry, a trip to the doctor or having to tell you significant other you have infected them with something that may impact their health... cat

I will start.. Why is it that American Nextflix is waaaay better than Canadian Netflix? Add your "Why is it?"

As humans do we need this to become well rounded compasionate adults. Can we exist happily without it? Do we need the basic aspects of it, ie: to be needed, wanted, touched every so often, could we exist happily without it, or as humans is it a necessary to be "coupled" and loved by another-long term- to be "complete". Some say that humans are at the top of the pyramid because of our understanding of our emotions and needs for them. But do we really? Our emotions do not live in the rational part of our brain yet we are always trying to rationalize and understand them and then why were the first tests to demonstrate a need for love then done on monkeys?As a dog lover and owner I see the exhibition of love and their need for it on a daily basis. Other animals mourn the loss of their young, that is a form of love. I feel love IS a necessary for all beings we just display it differently and as humans perhaps put more importance on it than other species, we have actually made businesses of it. What's your opinion on the subject?

Seriously...have not ONE of you actually read the original question and replies? No one is talking about anything other than ANONYMOUS stories of encounters. No handles, no identification. SPs writing about encounters....real, imagined or some combination of both. We're not talking about specific reviews of specific people. Come on people. It's only a 2 page thread.

Herewith provided, as a public service, ready when needed . . .

Time to add a few more of these to our archive, I think. This selection includes a troll-feeding alert in German and a troll identifier originally intended for newsgroup readers, but applies to any forum. Enjoy!

to me, i have a live and let live attitude. Im a SAFE GFE, and i don't get mad at ladies providing bbbj's or bbfs, even though i personally feel they both activities have the potential to my health and life at risk. I've learned in this industry that what is right for me may not be right for someone else. As has been stated so many times on here before,by clients and sp's alike, a ladies body is her decision, its her business and she can run it how she see's fit. That being said, I don't understand how its not ok to judge or shun a lady for providing BBBJ, but it is ok to judge and shun a lady who does BBFS. Just like a BBBJ, if a lady has weighed and judged the risks of BBFS and decides she wants to do it, who am I to say anything? Like as stated in the bbbj thread, if there's a demand for a certain service, the lady can either offer it or not. If business drops off, then "she has a decision to make" as so eloquently stated. If as a safe gfe i cannot ( and do not)judge ladies who do bbbj, how can i or anyone else judge ladies providing bbfs? In my mind that makes no sense. We cannot say it's ok to judge in one situation but not another. To me a bbbj is just as scary as bbfs. However, i understand that the women providing both of these services have weighed and judged the risks in their minds, and decided that for whatever reason they want to provide them. That is their choice and I respect it. I have no right to judge anyone. There was a time when bbbj was taboo, now it is the norm. Clients ask for it, so ladies oblige. Naturally, now some clients are asking for BBFS, and from the demand, there are some ladies who are just providing what their clients are asking for. We can't pick and choose when its ok to point fingers and when its not. To sum it up, it's your life, do with it as you see fit. everyone can do whatever they want, its a free society!

After reading some of my naughty stories... I actually have had several clients over the past few months specifically ASK ME to write a story about our encounter, or tell me that it was cool if I wanted to share the dirty details. Kind of like their own personal erotic tale for the spank bank.. hehe ;) I really like this, and I have lots of naughty stories to share on my blog over the next few months :) I would never divulge personal details about someone if it wasn't previously discussed, and have asked everyone who has ever been a character in any of my stories/recommendations if they were okay with it. The one above is just kind of a very generic run through for newbies of how the basic things could play out during a positive encounter. I think what someguy is asking is just to give the POV from an escort, on what to do and not to do, and have it play out in a scenario. He even said it could be a fantasy of a perfect encounter. Laying out rules and etiquette is one thing, but having it play out like a story can be just another creative mechanism to get the point across. Maybe kind of like the same way when I first started I used other ladies recommendations and reviews to find out what guys liked and didn't like and learn how to get better at what I do. :) Edit: Also, the other similar thread that has been mentioned is asking for something different, with actual details about specifics clients by name, (which is obviously inappropriate), and from my understanding, something different than what this thread is suggesting. We shouldn't confuse the two.

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yes Love is a very tricky thing. Some people crave it and feel empty and lost without it. Others that feel that they've had it know how much it Hurts when its over. When Prince charming turns back into that frog (or that lady ends up being a witch. Whichever ;)) But there is unconditional love :) with your family, children or pets :) so for those people that feel empty with out love, look around. Call your mom, your sister or brother. Or cuddle up with your favorite fluffy animal. lol or if your like me, stand infront of the fish bowl and watch and talk to the fishy or even plants. Love can be shared in everything you hold dear

I Browse around CERB sometimes bored and looking for something write about and somedays I find nothing. I like things that make myself and other people smile :D and what really makes people smile more then the innocence of children. So I'm going to open up this thread with one of my favorite stories about my nephew I was visiting my sister's for a few days a year or so ago and one night I had accidentally left some mary jane in a bag on the coffeetable the night before. My nephew screamed out "EEEEEEEEEEW! CAT POOP!" When I realized what he was referring to I casually pick up the bag and put it in my purse while telling the very confused looking little boy "oh ya, I'm soposed to take that to the vet to make sure kitty doesn't have worms" lol. STILL to this day Mary Jane is referred to as cat poop in our family.

Thank you Cat for having the compassion and balls to take a rescue, as it does take balls. We never know their whole story or why they are the way they are. Some behaviors are able to be corrected with great patience and understanding some may not be. But those humans that take on these poor creatures that others have screwed are to be commended, to say the least, so to all who have adopted someone elses disposable pet-thank you.

I can't comment on the statistics nor do I want to, they seem to vary vastly anyway.However I will say I am familiar with the all the risks involved with all sex practices, these I discuss often with my doctor. What risks I take and my partner take are between me and him, thats our conversation. If you see him thats between you and him and YOUR conversation. What I do is no concern of yours nor is what you do a concern of mine. I can't control it! Do I want providers to be resonsible and safe, of course, but again we are all adults and make our own decisions, hopefully they will be the right ones. What I don't like is hypocrisy and I think condeming one risky behavior while performing another or wanting one performed is hypocritical.But that is just my opinion.:icon_biggrin:

Of course my analogy was never meant to compare risks levels. I can assure you that I'm not that intellectually challenged! My argument was more on the level of "changing business trends" and businesses' sentiment towards their customers. Wether we like it or not businesses evolve, most times for the better and sometimes for the worst. It is the responsibility of all parties involved to make sure it does so in a mutually beneficial way. Consumers will always ask for more and businesses have to temper unreasonable demands but cannot chastize the whole clientele when a "retailer/service provider" common front breaks down and acquiesces to those demands. Some of the blame has to go to the businesses involved also. Comes down to a "did the chicken or the egg come first": did the consumer take that product offering because it was first offered to him or was it offered because he asked? If I look at my own personal experience in the matter at hand, DFK , DATY and BBBJ was offered to me when I started the Hobby this past fall without me asking for it. I was very surprised about it because my previous encounters of many years ago when I sought the service in between GFs was all business, with minimal skin contact and all services covered. Now is it my fault that I suddenly, today, "expect" in some sense (but will never "demand" I assure you) to receive these new services since that's what was proposed to me on a regular basis from providers?

I wanted to take a moment to say thank you to each and every lady and gent that has reached out to me after the recent house fire . Thank you for the messages calls and visits, all with sincere and very kind offers to help me. Often we do not realize until times of trouble occurr just how much support and love that surrounds us. A very special thank you to a lady that is sending me home to Halifax with a banging new wardrobe, I just can't thank you enough for all this. Your love and support made a very hard week so much better and I return this love back to you. Katherine

Read rules: We DO NOT discuss ILLEGAL activities here. This includes. - Car Dates (Something streetwalkers do - public prostitution is illegal in Canada) Cheers.

I got 3 small dog and I swear when they sleep with me they take up so much room. One of them has to sleep by my feet under the same blanket and she curls herself in it taking most of the blanket not to mention I can no longer move my legs freely without have to move her. I have another who like to sleep beside me sometimes up against me which can be difficult cause I so scared to roll over and squish the little thing. She also love to dig her head in the weirdest places, she'll stick it in my armpit, in between my legs under my neck, wherever its warm she'll stick it there. If she can't jump on the bed cause of a blanket or because she is to lazy she wine and start to talk and tell me to pick her the f up. In the morning if I hint to them I'm awake make a noise I'm screwed they come out of the blankets and smother me with kisses and the feeling of a wet slimy little tongue in my nose is gross. But what can I say I love me pets they keep me company and I don't have to worry about them hurting me like most people. They are a true friend.

Hi Ms Manda I would agree the Delta Hotel is good for both parties.

Why is it..... that even when you really try to be considerate and do the right thing by everyone, someone still always seems to get their feelings hurt. It sucks, but I'll still keep trying!

I'm convinced there is a ghost in my house and my big 5 year old 15 lb tabby who is like a human being chases whoever it is..probably the cat who died last year. I had friends over last night and they watched the whole thing play out. The orange tabby as a kitten used to take this 11 year old cat and grab him by the neck and drag him across the floor. The cat who is now deceased was always tolerant to a degree but would put his foot down when orange pissed him off. So now I think someone has come back to get retribution.lol. It always happens after 9 Pm. Someone is playing with my cat but it's not a scary or weird vibe at all. So now orange tabby is fascinated by the faucet in my roman bathtub. He follows me to my room and jumps in and waits for me to turn it on because I rarely use it. Then he will sit on the side of the bath putting his paw through the water and will sit there for a good half hour watching. Same with the toilet. He likes to watch it be flushed. And then the other day, jumped in a tub full of lukewarm water! Problem is I have another cat who is really old and should be alpha male in house but is too passive. The older cat gets grabbed by the neck when sleeping on the bed, sofa or chair by tabby esp when I'm sitting there. Or just because he feels like it. He follows me 2 miles on a walk, taps me on the arm or back ( very persistent) when he wants to go out the kitchen door if I happen to be sitting there, he loves the outdoors and can stay out for hours at a time in warmer weather once finding him miles away from my house while I was out walking. He knows how to give paw and talks alot. He is just one of those unique cats with character and is nice but doesn't take shit. He also likes to play rough and bites! He is so damn cute and has the most beautiful fur. He is my boy!

Why is it that when you are having fun time flies, but when you aren't having fun time seems to work in reverse?

Why is it that burger king has the good burgers and mcdonalds has the good fries?

Jenny at Barb's, she should be back from Florida soon!

Would have to be Jenny at Barbs when she is around.

Peachy, I you want to be a safe gfe go ahead. I've been in the industry for a few years, have NEVER done a bbbj, and do more than fine. Yes i've had some backlash against it, even been pressured during appointments. I've received verbal abuse and the like, for not providing it. So i'm not going to lie to you and tell you its all peaches an cream being a safe gfe, some people feel entitled to certain services from sp's, we should just do what they want because they are the customer and they want it, so you should give it to them. However,all hope is not lost. On restructuring my business, i found something interesting.As I prefer to meet with clients who want to spend time with ME, not so much as the services i provide, i found that clients who want to connect on a a deeper level aren't too concerned with menu so much as experience and what kind of connection you can provide. In my case i like to provide a whole enriching meal instead of just one main appetizer, and i enjoy the company of gents who appreciate this about me. There are many gents out there who subscribe to the same school of thought. Your health is the most important thing, and I'm tired of hearing the same song by sp's saying they want to provide all safe services but can't for loss of business. Yes you will lose business, but you will gain a different client base who appreciate a lady who cares enough about both parties health enough to protect herself. Your clients that genuinely care for you and your well being will stick by you. They others, well.......

A handshake it is !

A while back when Toy Story first came out, a buddy of mine went to McDonald's with his daughter. They had the standard promotional cups with the various characters from the movie. My buddy was getting the food while his daughter and I were sitting in the booth. As he comes our way with the food including a large cup with the character Woody on it, his daughter leaps up, points and screams "DADDY YOU HAVE A BIG WOODY !!!". To me it seem like the whole restaurant went silent but my friend who was made of sterner stuff simple said "Yes, (insert daughter's name here) I have a big woody do you think we should save it for mommy ?". His daughter yells "YES, SHE"LL LOVE IT !!!" ..... it's at this point that I start laughing so hard that I can't eat for 10 minutes.