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All in good time sweetie! I remember how hard it was for me in the beginning days here on cerb. It took me like 7 months or something like that for my first reco:( So many rules and a whole new world to get used to a learn about. Heck, I am still learning, lol... It will come in time. Becarfull not to put a client on the spot by asking for a reco, some clients do get offended by this and become uncomfortable to be approached with this question. There are many new hobbyist that have not yet gained the confidence to speak openly on their experiences as well. If you are consistent with your service, on time, and paying attention to detail, then I am sure that you will very soon get your reco here:) Once you get one, the rest will follow very quickly. Good luck, hope to see your name up there soon!

Thank you Sofia for being eloquent and kind about it. At my start I recieved quite a tongue lashing for mentioning to clients that I appreciated reco's, I didn't know back then that it was considered rude and bad behavior. I admittedly neglected to read the rules and paid a price for that. So my dear just do your best and they will come, also know there are many, many men who prefer not to write recos but their return visits will tell you how much you are appreciated. All any of us can do is our best, your hard work will eventually garner it's just rewards, don't worry.:icon_biggrin:

I would pay off my debts,get my doggie her much needed surgery,buy a house with some land and start a dog rescue home for mutts,strays and the unwanted. Give some to each of my family members making sure my kids will be set up nicely and invest a little. Try to live life comfortably without over indulging myself heh.

I love it now. It was tough immediately after the divorce - but the more comfortable I became with the premise of living on my own after years of being married, the more selfish I have become. Selfish in this context is not a bad thing - I regained the man I was before having to conform to the wants, needs and demands of others.... and it may seem rather self centred to say, but I really like the real me. That being said, the downfall of the life I have fostered is one that does not lend itself well to a relationship. My closest friends, some of the best people that I have ever held close in my life, are men and women from this industry. I don't think I could ever shut them out for a chance at being half of a couple; the happiness that I have experienced in the last few years is something that would take an extraordinary woman to shun. So... I live the amazing life of a single guy, surrounded by friends that I adore, spending time doing what I wish to do, and knowing that when we need each other we will be there for one another. It's a very very good thing.

We always see post from the gentleman thanking us for our services, kindness, and telling us how much they appreciate us..., well Today I want to thank all the amazing gentlemen that are here for us... I want to send a big hug and kiss not only to those that come and visit us.., and yes provide for us.., some of us MAs or SPs.. What ever the case may be.., do this as a full time job and this means we eat, we cloth ourselves, we provide for our households, we are able to have money for fun, and in my case relief financial struggles due to different circumstances.... I also want to thank you all those gentlemen that are there to listen on a day to day, my chat friends.., or those awesome friends i have made at the socials.., and those with whom we exchange opinions, jokes and messages.... I never expected CERB to actually become part pf my life.., and meet so many wonderful people..., including the ladies.... Omg so many wonderful women, beautiful ( and i amnit just refering to external beauty) and intelligent! And MOD of course for bringing us tobether! Butt my special thank you today is to the gentleman! So now I raise my glass of wine up and say......TO THE WONDERFUL! FANTASTIC! SPECIAL! SEXY! GENTLEMEN OF CERB! CHEERS!!!!!!! Additional comments: please forgive me if there is any typos:-). Dam touch screen lol

I would love to nominate Cristy Curves for Goddess of the Day and should have done so a bit ago. She is very giving to those on this board and provides insight and support to everyone. She has personally helped me with her knowledge and I appreciate her very much. As well, she gives in her personal life through volunteering and I'm sure makes a very positive impact. Thank you Cristy! :ThankYou: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=51462

IMO the term upscale is to describe the whole experience you are in for. I myself, do not have an upscale location for incalls-however-it is clean-nicely decorated, discreet and private, but not upscale. There are a decent amount of men, who are very much into the location and atmoshphere. There are some clients who will never go to an in call unless it is high end. To each their own ;) as safety and comfort are paramount for both parties in order to have a good time. Upscale in call locations are high end hotels and higher end apt or homes. I also think the term upscale is being used a little more often to describe services due to the fact that there are so many 15 minute hit it & quit it specials, sp`s who answer their phone when they are with clients, having a ' pal`waiting (obviously) in the next room, rushed service, or the ones who like to play the upsell game once you get in the door and are undressed..all of these are SUPER TACKY & UNPROFESSIONAL TACTICS...And I think that many now use this term as a way of saying....I am not the hustle & bustle type of sp ;) And the service that I provide is Top Notch-not Womp-Wompish :boobies:

We debate the meaning of words like "upscale" and "elite" all the time. There's no consensus about what they mean or what it takes to be entitled to use them. In general, the ladies that use them are hoping to convey the message that they are professional companions who take their work, their encounters, their clients and themselves seriously and aim to create an enjoyable, safe and confidential experience.. If you are polite, respectful, clean and appreciative, by all means, contact whomever you like. I can't think of anyone on this board who would refuse to see you just because you don't wear a suit or work in an office. In general, most of us tend to decline meeting with a prospective client for three reasons: (1) we feel we have so little in common with him that we don't think that either of us will enjoy the meeting; (2) he's attempted to negotiate fees, objects strongly to our stated limitations, or doesn't seem to listen to what we say about what we will and will not do with him; or (3) we're concerned about our safety for some reason. Trust us to protect your privacy and confidentiality and be yourself--that's really all you need to do. Oh, and have fun!

Like other individuals in other careers, we have personal lives, friends, boyfriends and family. No where was it suggested she had a guy lingering around. Consider the damage you are doing to a ladies finances by posting such assumptions as pimps etc. All providers who value their safety have a safety network whether it is a friend, boyfriend, family etc. This guy shorted her, and didn't want to make it right. A phone call to tell him he should give the lady the difference he short changed her from a third party is hardly evidence of her being pimped out! As I stated before, had he paid her the agreed upon rate before the encounter began like it should be this call he received wouldn't have happened. No one else has posted similar issues as they didn't intentionally short her on her rate. She certainly doesn't deserve to lose potential business of respectful, appreciative gentlemen over this sort of incident. This is more protective friend or boyfriend trying to get the guy to do the right thing which was return with the difference she was shorted so all would be well again, with everyone happy. Please guys, this pimping stereotype can destroy a ladies income, please don't throw out the suggestion of pimps so lightly.

News is often about violence, death and hate. I realize this is part of how the world goes... but it seems we are often more attracted to the negative stories than the positive. I love good news stories and often seek them out. So I wanted to share one of my good news sources, for those when they are feeling suffocated with all the negativity. Check out it when you need a breath of fresh air and a feel-good story! :) Enjoy some positivity and inspiration! :) http://www.huffingtonpost.com/good-news/

Some points from a gentleman's, well this gentleman's point of view First, you may be encountering newbie hobbyists on your dates. I say this because when I was a newbie, recommendations were difficult for me. I was raised that intimate matters between a man and woman were private. It was hard to get out of this mindset when I embarked on this lifestyle. And even when I got myself over that hurdle, I found it hard to actually write the recommendation (I have since gotten better ;-) ) So some of your clients may find it hard to write recommendations so they don't, that doesn't mean they don't think you are a good companion. BTW some may not like writing at all. And some guys may think a long recommendation is needed and don't lile writing essays LOL, when in fact a short quick two line recommendation will do Sophia and Cristy made the other point, but don't ask a gentleman to write a recommendation. He might feel pressured to write one or completely put off by being asked. Just let the recommendations come naturally, it may take time, but a good companion will receive recommendations. In the meantime, be a good SP providing a wonderful escape for gentlemen, the rest should fall into place Good Luck RG

This should be no big surprise -I'd give most of it to animal welfare/rescue groups or start my own sanctuary. I would have to hire someone to manage the money as I am terrible with it. My father always said the quickest way to see money disappear was to put in my hand or my bank account, lol.

There are some good and kind people being good to yourself is important but be better to others self promotion is unattractive-modesty isn't dogs are infinitely wiser than most people it's okay to make mistakes people that point out anothers character flaws have bigger ones themselves if someone has to keep telling everyone how great they are-then perhaps they aren't so great. it's all right to eat cake-just not everyday It's not important to have alot of friends it's important to have friends that mean alot growing old is fun-only the very strong do it well! my mind is always open to learn, to understand, to appreciate my heart is always kind, but my fists and mouth are always ready and able to defend how to give one hell of a good deepthroating bj!

There are things you have never tried that you should. Sometimes, letting go and showing your enjoyment of things is infectious. I speak French much better when I have consumed alcohol. My kids and I have more fun together as we all get a bit older. Food always tastes better when someone else makes it. The friends you make as an adult are harder to come by, but infinitely as rewarding or more so than the ones you made as a kid.

Vitto. Sigh. Vitto. Vitto is easily one of my favourite people here on CERB. She's sweet, she's funny, she's thoughtful... and she is MUY MUY CALIENTE. Even better?? She loves bacon sandwiches!!!! Take a look at her posts - she is always there trying to give a smile, add positive vibes and keeping things happy. This woman is absolutely beautiful on every level!!! Kudos to you my sweet!!! Here's her page: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=73095 and here are the accolades: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=69954

Girls wind up with pimps two general ways. The first being drugs, and there are usually several warning signs one can see or feel if they are in the company of someone high. The second, and one thing that I feel the need to stress is LACK OF A LADIES DISCRETION. Sharing our incall locations, asking or sharing our names, asking us personal questions etc. I can't stress enough that our discretion is equally, if not MORE important than the gentlemen's as we want to provide those who visit us with a safe, uninterrupted, stress free encounter as much as a gentlemen wants just that. There are all sorts of opportunists, and due to the public's opinion of sex work along with the isolation some sp's experience from their involvement in this industry along with a lack of support and/or fear from law enforcement, woman in this industry are often targeted by low life individuals who wish to benefit off of them. It should really not be that surprising that most of us go to great lengths ensuring that we and the gentlemen who visit us are as safe as possible. I find it extremely inappropriate to question our safety procedures. In a perfect world our security would be a drop dead gorgeous ninja woman who joined in for fun during your encounters. However I don't know any, and until I find one, like most ladies, it will usually need to be a male involved in our safety plans. The beautiful woman who offer these services are taking many risks to do so. We do our best to avoid the bad things and people we have all heard or read about. I can't stress enough that DISCRETION, and RESPECT are the two most important things in this lifestyle.

What I have learned I have learned that: -No matter how hard you try to help somebody. Somebody alway think you want something in return -Racing a regular white car almost always becomes a police car -Using the excuse I have to go to the bathroom really badly is not good enough to get me out of a speeding ticket. -Walking away may be your only choice

There is an entire section of the forums dedicated to legal issues. I'm too lazy to look it up, but I bet there is some extensive discussion of massage activities. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=279 (hope the link works) Short version is: There are dozens of fully, 100% legal massage "body rub" establishments in Ottawa, (and other major Canadian cities like Toronto, etc). In said establishments, you can receive a massage and what is euphemistacally called "full release" but more happily euphemised as a "happy ending". In short, if I can be crude for a moment here, you can get your rocks off. As long as it is in a licensed establishment and there is NO penetrative sex (anal, oral, vaginal), then you're good to go and can brag on your Facebook page to your vicar, gramma, and local constable if you want with no fear of repercussions. errr... LEGAL repercussions. My gramma, at least, can give one hella disapproving scowl and I'd hate to be the cause of one of them. If you go to see a private MA or an unlicenced parlour, the legal aspect gets a bit trickier, but you're still pretty safe. As long as no one is communicating publicly for the purposes of soliciting blah blah blah snooze - did I mention the legal section of the forums? - yer awright. Basically, the police haven't been actively pursuing even the "grey areas" around the sex industry for some time now, as long as there is no coercion, trafficking, or other illegal activity hand in hand with it. (again, don't take my word for it - read the legal forums on CERB and get up to speed) Did I say "short version"? Sheesh! That's one longwinded short version!

If I was having a glass of wine I'd raise it too,lol, but since I'm not I'll just send out some virtual hugs. Yes PassionVitto so many wonderful men, many I haven't even met yet they are supportive, funny and more than kind with their messages, thoughts and compliments, it doesn't get better than that.:icon_biggrin:

I wholeheartedly agree with this. And may even argue that because of that fact, the terms have kind of lost any meaning in this industry. Use of these terms in ads does not guarantee anything; and lack of these terms certainly does not mean that a lady's offerings are any less in quality. I have never used the term "upscale" in my advertising, nor "elite" or "classy", but I still consider myself to be accomplished, eloquent and intelligent; and my company to be top notch, memorable and worthy of true, discerning gentlemen. Adjectives are all fine and dandy and definitely have their place, but for myself, I find that there is more effective ways to get across a message, show who I am and what I am all about. The proof is in the pudding, anyways. ;) Employ common sense, be a gentleman and educate yourself on the workings of the industry, and you can see just about any lady your heart and cock desires. ;)

It's the little things...

I'm creating a special citation for beautiful bums, limiting pics here to cerb-approved photos to avoid hassles. I've been running a 'favorite pics on cerb' thread, but this one is more specialized. My first two citations go to Belle and Jazy. Belle: And Jazy:

...Crosses the line Over the span of my career, on more occasions than I would like, I have had to have a conversation with a client who wants to "be friends". I think it's important to explain to hobbyists what this actually means to us; why it is crossing a line and why this conversation is one we should never have to have with a client. There comes a point with a good working relationship where a client reaches a certain comfort level with his provider and for some reason it sometimes flips a switch within him. This is the phase of the relationship where there are genuine feelings shared and some clients misinterpret these emotions. He feels it's time to renegotiate the relationship and take it to the next level, to make it "real". Sometimes it's a romantic gesture and those clients are just very confused men and that is not the situation I want to discuss. The men I'm appealing to are the ones that feel that we should "be friends". I would like to present this situation from the providers point of view. This is a conversation we providers unanimously dread. We very well may have genuine care and true fondness for this client; we may look forward to seeing him and enjoy his company immensely. Without a doubt these emotions change the quality of the experience for both parties in the best of ways but what it doesn't change is that THIS IS WHAT WE DO FOR A LIVING! Asking us to be friends is an impossible ask and puts us in a difficult place. No matter how we answer, the dynamic is forever changed and not for the better. Many providers develop friendships with clients, myself included but it doesn't change the fact that our time is our livelyhood. It's how we provide for ourselves and our loved ones and asking us to alter the arrangement at hand will not end well for either party. If we accept, we have now lost a valued client that will need to be replaced to maintain our financial responsibilites. If we decline, we risk hurting this person that we care about and losing a valued client that will need to be replaced. Either way, the provider loses. I admit that I see my work a little differently than most providers and I do consider my favorite guests to be friends as well as lovers. These men understand that I care deeply for them, they don't need free social time to see and feel that. They understand that if they choose not to contribute to my financial well being it will result in one of two outcomes. 1. I will have to spend the time I work with another client to ensure my financial obligations. or 2. I will have to find alternative forms of income which means a 9-5 job to pay my bills. Either way, the "friend" moves to the bottom of my responsibilities list. I first have to pay my bills, second is to take care of my loved ones and then third is my social life, which I don't actually have. This is our livelyhood and last time I checked, the bank doesn't take friendship for mortgage payments and according to Revenue Canada, it doesn't matter how many friends I have, there is no break on my taxes. If a client stops paying then he no longer provides for me or my basic needs. I have a couple of clients that moved from guest to friend but they were taken off the dance card. By honoring their "ask" for a friendship, they reliquished me as a lover and now I seldom get to see them as I just don't have time for socializing. I accept my guests into my life with great care. I willingly allow my guests time with my body and my spirit in exchange for the financial security they provide me. It is delusional to think that if a guest withdraws the financial aspect of the relationship that I will have the time or the energy to continue a relationship with him. My guests don't pay me to be their friend, they pay me so that I have the freedom to spend time with them, NSA and at their convenience. The demand is high for a "genuine GFE" experience but when we provide it we run the risk of guests misinterpreting it. Please understand that often when providers are a little aloof or cold, they may be simply trying to protect the business relationship as a lawyer or doctor would. For those of us who try to be more open and willing, don't put us in a situation where we end up losing you as a client because you "don't pay people to be your friend"... cat

Interesting. While writing this response I became aware that what is meant by "living alone" can vary dramatically from person-to-person and indeed is influenced by a large number of factors. Apologies if it is a little off topic. Choosing to live alone does require that one knows themselves. In order for myself to be truly creative requires periods of solitude, in order to focus on the project at hand. From time to time even my closest friends have been, politely, "shown the door". It is definitely not a lifestyle choice for everyone, and perhaps in the final analysis, no one truly lives alone for extended periods of time. Even a monk or nine as a social network within their respective monasteries. Presumably, people replying to this thread are not doing so from some cloistered Abby :), so perhaps choosing this lifestyle is an attempt to create that personal space, not so much because you can do your own thing, but because it is cannot be intruded upon easily. A personal space which is incredibly well defined by walls and the door. I would not be surprised if among those people that can afford it, that the number of persons living alone by choice is on the rise. However, because we are so interconnected with technology, is anyone ever truly living alone, or by their own timetable? For me the choice it is to enforce a sacred space so I can be creative. And occasionally I have for a few days at a time, pulled the plug on the Internet. PatrickGC

I would buy a really nice bottle of scotch and then be on the first plane to Costa Rica! And then I would invest, buy a house, and donate a lot to some non-profits that are dear to me. After that, I think I'd continue on life as usual, although with nicer shoes and a giant closet.

Head off to the South Pacific with my favourite cerb woman (or two :))

I guess It also depends on the ammount... But let's say its a nice ammout, first off would pay all my debts, including my mortgage... And car payments.... I would move down to a caribbean island, maybe start a small business, I need to keep working for my own sake... Keep mind and body busy, travel more.., share with my closest relatives... Specially my mom.. I would not give her any money because I know she woulkd end up giving I to other people that would not deserve it lol so I would just treat her with things that she enjoys or things she has never had the chance to do... I would not go crazy bananas buying useless things just because... Keep a nice comfortable life style .... Unless is clothes and shoes lol And do some charitable donations, but most likely instead of a charity per say.., find someone or families in need.. And help directly... Maybe even a family member that have not had the same posibilitoes as I have...

Take à look at the new pics Miss Sweet just added wow that must be the ultimate package...Gia and Nath heaven on earth........

My friends and I while in university always joked about using this one (never did though) How much does a polar bear weigh?........Just enough to break the ice.

That is a really good question. I d say first is probably attrativeness. The probably goes for all relations and is pretty subjective. For me, after the physical attraction its probably confidence and open mindness...

Amen to that sophia

(I am obsessed and may just respond to every message and thread with an ecard now... There is one for every occasion! lol ;))

I had a the honor and privilege of having Dorinda's company a few weeks ago. I was absolutely blown away by her beauty, inside and out. She is a gorgeous girl and has an amazing body. From top to bottom she's the dream girl of all mankind on this planet. Since I've seen her, I can't get her cute face out of my head. To begin with, I was greeted with love and warmth at the door. If one believes in karma, I must have done some great karma in the past to be able to spend time with this epitome of a beauty. Let me tell you, those pictures of her that you see on the site, they don't even come close to how amazing and sexy Dorinda is in real life. Aside from being a world class beauty, she has such a positive vibe about her that I felt even more drawn to her. She's very easy to talk to and her conversation is intelligent and engagine. Yes guys, beauty and brains!! Any touch by her sent tingly sensations all over my body. I could just sit there and admire her timeless beauty for hours, she's that amazing. She's such a warm and kind person that I definitely felt like I've known her for years. Guys, this all-time beauty has my highest recommendation. If I could see her daily, I would love to do that. There are a lot of amazing girls, but Dorinda tops them all in every category. She's a gem, a real gem. I can't wait to spend some time with her again.

You certainly did not hijack the thread, we all need to express our feelings especially in tough times. Your opinion is as relevant and appreciated as any and there are many here who are willing to be supportive when it's needed, so never feel bad for expressing yourself in any thread. :icon_biggrin:

they make my ass look great, and are so comfy you could probably sleep in them. HOT.

Good morning, Thank you for a lovely time in Corner Brook, I had a lovely time and even saw the sun this time :) I look forward to catching up with you again when the weather is warmer.... Till next time xoxo Emily

And this is waht you will find today with me... A PASSIONATE AND PLEASURABLE PLAYTIME..... Today I am available 9-4 at VIPSouth (Bank and altavista area)and eager to show you a great time... I dont like playing alone... do you? Come and lets play naughty games together!!! Here is what Cerbies think about me http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthr...?ltr=V&t=69954 Other related links.... http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthr...739#post439739 http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthr...665#post441665 http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthr...060#post427060 To reach me and find more information or book an appointment.... Call/text 6132610054 Txt only 8195130877 Email [email protected] or PM Or come meet me in chat...

My take on it, pretty much echoing what Samantha said, but from a guy's, well this guy's point of view. Ladies want to see a client who is a gentleman. A man who treats a lady with respect, who pays the donation in full not attempting to negotiate her rate, follows her booking and screening procedures in full, not attempting to be evasive and has good hygiene. I think I covered the major points LOL Also, if a lady does decline a date, even if you have done everything right, first the lady has that right. Maybe she feels there will be no chemistry. Be respectful even if she declines you for a date, don't send back nasty emails. There is always the right lady for a guy, sometimes you may have to look. BTW my first three encounter the ladies were wrong for me, my first encounter with a lady right for me and vice versa was my fourth encounter, and she was a great companion. A gentleman who works a blue collar job but is a gentleman is someone a lady would prefer to see compared to seeing a CEO making a 7 figure income who is a jerk and treats people terribly. Some quick morning ramblings from a gentleman who isn't rich but has has some memorable encounters from ladies, some who would be called upscale elite companions RG

That, ultimately, the only person you can really trust/count on/believe in/rely on/ is yourself. You may make mistakes but you always have your own back. You may do things that could hurt you but they are never done with malice. Being TOO nice can be harmful. Realizing that I need to put ME first but being able to give love to others....friends, family, pets, is very rewarding. Cooking is a great joy! Age and wisdom have made me a much more fulfilled person. I found a long lost diary from my late teens, early twenties. OMG was I really that superficial? "Suck it up Nancy" is a viable comment for those annoying whiners. Eventhough it is extremely heartbreaking to lose a pet, I am almost ready for another because I realize that the unconditional love is essential to my well being. Freaky, odd occurrences happen to remind us of our past (deep I know but I won't explain lol)

Please rephrase for the benefit of our studio audience... please???

Made it through the worst day of every year, the anniversary of my mom's painful death. Tonight I will have a Jim Beam and water and listen to some Anne Murray, which is what she would be doing on Friday night in Heaven!

I have learned... That people, things or situations are not always what they appear to be. Don't get involved in someone else's drama esp when they create it. People who you thought were on your side who have you used you already will backstab you after you've been kind and loyal to them. There are two sides to every story. People don't want to take responsibility for their own actions so they blame other people for their shitty, miserable existence. If you lie down with dogs, you will get fleas. I'm too nice for my own good. Tomorrow is another day. I am better than all of the above.

I've learned that my Mom was right that girls would like me..... though she forgot to mention the envelope part. Peace MG

As a man, you should never go lobster or crab fishing in the nude, especially in cold water. Never have sex in the missionary position while a cat is in the room. Rapidly moving dangly things tend to make them overly curious. Llamas may look goofy and cute, but they bite and leave permanent marks. You should always try to tickle your partner after doggie style. You just can't stop the inevitable. Not all feet are sexy. My ex had feet like a squirrel and her toenails looked liked dried boogers; on the positive side, someone else has to witness that horror now. The first time your child learns how to stealthily remove themselves from a crib will coincide with the only time your wife will get frisky and want morning sex. Sex on carpet feels great at the time, but sucks as soon as you get up and see how abraded your knees are. When the only available toilet is out of order, your mind will convince you that you have to poop. Those tangential friends that have you on Facebook as a high school pal only list you so that they can bomb you with Farmville requests every hour. Fresh from the womb, newborn babies, even your own, are really rather heinous looking. They may be a miracle and all that, but let's face it... ewww. Everybody loves Bohemian Rhapsody, and will sing it whenever it is heard. You can never successfully sneak barefoot in a dark house filled with heavy wooden furniture. One of those fuckers will attack your toes. In the 1970's, how did we miss the fact that in all male group called "Queen" that at least one of them was gay? We had nooooooo frickin' idea. As a parent, you will say things to your kids that you swore you would never say - because your parents said it to you. Then you will silently scream and think, "shit, I am my parents." I think dirty thoughts when my Outlook folders say "you've got a very clean inbox" and "you don't have junk here." People without kids always think they'd make the best parents. Whoever designed the opening in tighty whitie underwear was an idiot. I don't know a single man that ever used that as a penis extraction exit - it's like twister for your dink. My 14 year old self always emerges when I see naked boobs. Nice lingerie. Take it off. You will never feel more guilty than when a family member says, "you make this better than mom." Mom food is sacred.

:icon_arrow: How someone treats you is their karma, how you react is yours :icon_arrow: Never sacrifice who you are because someone has a problem with it because someone will ALWAYS have a problem with it. :icon_arrow: If you admire something in someone else, you are actually recognizing that quality as being in yourself and the person is merely a reflection. :icon_arrow: I'm not telling you it's going to be easy, I'm telling you it's going to be worth it :icon_arrow: We are darkness and we are light. To get to out light, we must go through our darkness :icon_arrow: 10% of conflict is difference of opinion, 90% is due to the wrong tone of voice. :icon_arrow: Passion should never ever be restrained

Sometimes the most beautiful people on the outside are very ugly on the inside diminishing their beauty. Then there are some who do not turn heads but who become more beautiful as you get to know them for the are beautiful in all ways.

I have learned that after ten years of being Mr. Nice Guy, fuck it, you only seem to get respect by being an asshole. It wasn't until I got truly assholey that she wanted me back. WTF?! But now I'm so much happier living alone. She's gorgeous, she's younger, but fuck it. I don't like to live life as an asshole, but if I have to be assholey 24/7 to maintain respect, fuck it, I'll live alone, it just isn't worth it. Additional Comments: The best lobster is fresh off the wharf in Inverness. Ever.

If I may........ From an SP's point of view...... Research ur girls well. Most top notch SP's will take the time getting to know you and ur likes and dislikes before you even meet. Every girl is different, just as tho it would be with any lady (sp or not). For the most part us girls have no issues letting you gents know what our boundaries are, and do so in a polite and pleasant manner. Remember, us girls "date" for a living, so we want you to feel as comfy as possible so that you will keep coming back. Personally I love first timers :) They are so cute and sweet when u first meet and by the time the booking is finished they walk out like a champ!!! Lol I guess my point is that a good girl will take on all the responsibilities of creating an atmosphere to suit your needs. When contacting her don't be afraid to tell her ur shy and may need some time to "warm up"; I'm sure who ever you see would be happy to have as much info as possible before hand in order to make ur time wonderful rather then worrying. I would recommend of course myself........... Or miss sugar or miss jade. The three of us are very sweet and would treat you like fine glass <3