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Call me a Moralist but if you have a Wife, GF, or any SO that shares the same roof as you, keep it away from home... I believe is a matter of respect for that other person... My opinion..

Moral of the story "do not try this at home" LOL RG

The only thing that I can comment is that an SP HAS to do what's best for HER, not what someone else wants. If she feels uncomfortable with a certain service and no one person can change her opinion or how she feels then those are her principles and they have to be respected whether a person disagrees with them or not. However, the term YMMV was coined for the sole purpose that all clients vary in personality, their actions when visiting an SP and their hygiene. YYMV as an acronym seems to be used a lot where a client's hygiene is concerned and this is for good reason. Both the SP and client are engaging in an intimate encounter and is a person really going to delve into that situation without certain principles in place where their bodies, health and well being are concerned? Initially they are both strangers to one another and over time trust can be established but not without boundaries and what's within one's comfort level as the provider or customer. Some people look at women in the sex trade as someone who will do anything for the sake of a buck. Simply not true. Personally I do not like C.I.M and it's mentioned in my ads that I don't offer it. It's my body and I am the one who is in control of it. Not anyone else because they want or expect a certain service. People have asked and I have said it's not offered in my services. End of story. There is no trickery or leading someone on. No amount of money or persuasion is going to change that. Some customers may make ladies feel guilty for not offering it and those ladies are often new or not experienced at being assertive so some do it even though they don't like it. And in doing so, it does affect them mentally. Now other things like bbbj is a YMMV. Why? Hygiene plays a big part in this service and also STDs. To be blunt, no one wants to give oral to someone who stinks like ass, hasn't washed for hours, went to the bathroom recently or something suspicious looking down there. So if an SP says YYMV for bbbj and discloses beforehand that the decision will be made based on hygiene, then it is up to the customer to make sure her conditions are met in order to receive that service. If there is an SP that strikes your fancy yet she doesn't offer a certain service or act that is dependant on your enjoyment of the encounter, there are many other women out there who may offer it. You can't berate someone who wants to play it safe. And you also can't berate someone who offers something like bbbj. SPs do what they feel comfortable with and at the end of they, they are human beings and not just someone to break a nut with. I know this doesn't have to be said for the majority of men here but there's always a few who need to be reminded. An SP is a lady first and foremost and should be treated as such.

I purrsonally don't see why more people don't give specific answers on these threads, and I see nothing wrong or offensive with these types of questions. This IS a board to learn about the providers available, and what better way to learn more? Our men write reviews, this is a quick way to say "I had the most intense time with xxx", or "the most sensual time with xxx", etc. I've seen some gentlemen who have not chosen to write a recommendation about me, but have chosen to about others. And I'm sure those who wrote about me haven't written about every single girl they see. And I think it's because, some people click better than others do - it's human nature! Sexual chemistry at times can be low, other times it's sparking in the air - we're all adults here, I'm sure we know that because one lady is someone's favourite, doesn't mean she'll be everyones. Saying a particular lady/encounter stood out to you does not mean the others didn't, and not mentioning someone you've seen does not mean your time was negative. I for one know that there are some orgasms I will just never, ever forget... but I'll also admit a double standard here, because where those orgasms came from is just something I will never tell ;)

Funny, but true. I did an outcall once to visit a man at the house he shared with his wife, while she was at work, and it was the most uncomfortable hour of my life. I will never do it again. I don't understand why men try this, and I think it is just asking for trouble. It's almost like sub-consciously they want to get caught. Maybe if she is out of town for the weekend or something, then there's a bit more leeway, but even then, a long blonde hair, the tiny corner of a condom wrapper, a lingering scent, or any number of things could be an easy giveaway. One can dig his own grave, but imagine the awkward and potentially dangerous situation the SP would be put in if wifey comes home early. As cautious as one is, why not just eliminate the possibility altogether and either rent a hotel room, or just do an incall. Playing it safe could also alleviate a lot of unnecessary stress for both parties too. :) To each their own, but in my own life, I try to stay as drama-free as possible and avoid situations when possible that have a high potential for being troublesome.

I see my real name on here used by a number of ladies, first and middle. I smile when I see it everytime!! I thought to myself years ago, why didn't I use my first name no one would figure it out but living where I do probably, so I love Lexy and it suits me.

Doggy style, standing with the lady at the edge of the bed or on a couch. Hard to describe but when u cum standing up there is also some feeling going through the legs. Its like having a complete workout. I also like cowgirl and missionary with the ladies legs wrap around my back.

Ass up face down is my absolute favorite but I do also enjoy missionary with my legs around your back and my arms around your neck gripping on your shoulders as your kiss the back of my neck ....yup I just turned myself on lol

I'm still breathing, so no I've never been caught by a SO. I'm careful enough to schedule play dates outside the home unless my SO is out of town. Even then I rarely incall at my home. I was once caught, BIG TIME, by my parents when I was a young lad. I had just moved back home temporarily after returning from living abroad. During the transition from home to my own diggs, I hosted a young lady at my family home while my folks were away for the weekend. We were young, horny and energetic. We fucked on just about every flat surface in the house. We were in the middle of round ten or twelve on a blanket in front of the living room fireplace when, without warning, the front door opened. The look on my mother's face was anti-Medusian, it instantly turned my cock of stone into over cooked pasta. My lady friend covered her charms with the blanket while I dashed in search of a pair of shorts or pants or a kimono or anything to hide my embare-ass-ment. Extremely awkward introductions followed. My lady and I made a quick exit, although I was forced to face the parental units again to ask my father to move his car. It just kept getting worse. Upon my return I faced a lecture about respect and discretion that I remember to this day. Luckily, they never discovered all our love making sites. Though I suspect my father knew something was up when I smiled every time dinner was served on our dining room table. :bddog:

James Gandolfini passed away today at the age of 51 of a possible heart attack in Italy. He was a great actor. May he rest in peace. :(

After 9/11, I was defined by many. Words that people used for me included, but not limited to terrorist, sand-nigger, muslim (said with as much vile repulsion as if they were to call me a nazi), bin laden, etc. I was a teenager at the time, and if I was labelled in a social setting, I'd joke around with it. I embraced it, thinking that if I fought it, people would think I'm being a downer. Even the girl I was with at the time, who is Caucasian would joke about it. During the 2008 election, and after Obama won, I started to notice that at least in the American media, people like me are pretty hated. And while I bear no resemblance to the people who flew those planes into buildings except for the colour of my skin, and the name of the religion I follow, I started feeling that no matter how much I tried to play it off as a joke, or an insult from a fringe part of society, it just wasn't working. I did a 180, and rejected any jokes on the topic. I may not be able to control insults hurled my way, but I can change the way I allow the people around me to act on the topic. I am probably one of the more polite people you'll come across, I do not like fights, I try my best to help others even if it inconveniences me, and I have never in my life shown any violent inclination. So I deserve better than to be defined as a monster. I've learned that in this regard, only a few things get to define who I am. My family, my closest friends, and most importantly, myself.

I don't have any tattoos....nor do I have any immediate plans on getting any. Personally though, when it comes to the ladies, I can take 'em or leave 'em (tattoos that is :p). I honestly don't have a preference one way or the other. In my eyes, a beautiful, intelligent, sexy woman is a beautiful, intelligent, sexy woman with or without tattoos. Heavily tattooed women like Cleo Catra, SaraMQ or Malika Fantasy would be no more attractive to me without tattoos....nor are they any less attractive to me for having them. A woman's appeal to me is her charm, her wit, her intelligence, her sexual prowess, and yes, her physical beauty. None of which can be hidden by tattoos if you ask me. But hey, every one is allowed to their personal opinions and preferences. If johnsvp prefers no tattoos/body alterations, that's his prerogative.

I don't give a hoot if you're a man, a woman or a monkey. If you're arranging a date with someone you don't know, you address yourself in a professional manner. After all, this is a business and contrary to what some might believe, SPs are running a business and we're not one of your buddies texting to meet a bar to watch a game. Maybe that's how it works in your world and your example shows no regard for etiquette when contacting someone ( proves my point) but I do have higher standards of who *I* decide to come into contact with. Is technology to blame that people can't even type out the characters for the word "Hello Jane, Betty or Joan"? Fuck me, what is this world coming to when people can't address someone by their name? Is that too much to ask nowadays?

Pretty much every day, I'll receive a few texts from numbers I've never seen before, just saying 'hi' or, 'hey'. I will never understand why these texts are sent. Most girls ignore them, to be honest. I occasionally will respond, saying 'Hello! If you'd like to see me, please introduce yourself and let me know what you're looking for, thanks!' other times I've said 'Hello! Who is this?', to get a response back with just a name. Like, Frank. Just Frank, nothing else. Not, Hello, this is Frank, wondering if you're available today?' I know sometimes a new client can be nervous with the first communciation. But please keep in mind, we are very happy to answer your questions, and if we accept texts (some girls state in their ads that they do not), then you are welcome to text us! But please, ask a question! Tell me what you're texting for. Because to just say 'Hi, then 'Frank', it's like pulling teeth. I'm not here to draw what you want out of you. You need to ask me, and then we can make an arrangement. I will admit, I sometimes can be a bit snarky in my responses to these texts. And i'm not a snarky person. But after the tenth 'Hey' or worse, 'hey babe', text I've received in a day, my patience may have hit it's limit. And I would hate for us not to get a chance to meet only because our texting didn't work out. Communication is key to a good encounter. Tell me who you are, and what it is you're looking for by contacting me. If you can't say more than a hello in a text, now how will we be able to talk in purrson silly!

Walk your dog for a nominal fee? C---.

http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/faq.php?faq=vb_faq#faq_streetwalkers Party girl=drugs? Then please refer to the Rules. :D

Me too, there is at least one in Ottawa at any given time. (& every city I visit has one.) It's a classy, wicked sexy name.. what can I say! ;) Kim

Doggystyle all the way ;) It feels great and its pretty naughty for me ;)

This I know to be true. I have many many military friends both male and female and must say the majority cheat or have cheated while deployed or Td to a ship out of there area. My first ever "client" was back in my first year of school, I met him while waitressing at a diner he frequented. He gave me his business card and it went from there and continued for my entire bachelors associate's degree ( four years.) He was a family court lawyer. Engineers are topping the list? Humm. Good food fo though SteveyK. Great post doll ')

I love being on-top xoxo

I love doggy style.but it really depends if its hot N steamy I want missionary with my legs wrap around him or my legs back and me at the edge of the beg

That a hard one, it really depends on the mood I'm in, also the style of sex we're having. If we're in a steamy passionate mood and can't stop making out I enjoy missionary. But it also depends on the lady cause lets face nothing more sexy than hearing her scream my name with a sexy accent! Lol ok now I may be dreaming, but I do enjoy it much more when the lady is enjoyer herself.

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The actor suffered a "heart attack" while traveling in Rome. I loved him as an actor and I loooooved his Tony Soprano character.

I have to be honest this thread surprised me greatly, I have never needed recos or comments to make me feel good about my self, accepted or worthy, but I will admit it does feel nice to be appreciated and wanted. As I do want and try my best to have any one in my company leave in better spirits, sexually satisfied, and glad they came! lol. I am always myself with my gents and with some that will work and with others-well, sorry if it didn't. At least I try, am genuine and truly care about the feelings of the person I'm with. -To those I have yet to meet -I can't wait:)To all those who have commented and those who have commented that I've met, you've humbled me by your generosity and kindness:)

Maybe you should charge the government for getting to screw you twice:)

I'm sure we can rent a bus and fill it up with gents wanting to go down and meet them! Hmm there an idea Companion Tours if they can't come to us we go to them.

I've had conversations with other people about this a few times in my life. I find when you're young, you're told by your parents to do this or that, to be this or that and you want to gain their approval so you do it. We all have. However, I found as a person gains more life experience and really begins to know who they are as a person themselves and not through compliments, insults or approval or praise from others, it is only then that we know who we really are from a state of loving ourselves and most importantly self acceptance. I've been called "bad" for being an SP from a closed minded individual. Ten years ago this type of comment would have bothered me but now being at the age that I am and knowing who I am, I would let this comment roll off my back because *I* know who I am. My job doesn't define who I am. It is your actions and character that define and shapes who you are as a person. And these qualities can be based upon qualities you've created yourself or perhaps influenced by others. Some people may believe that my decision to become an SP was a bad one and therefore I'm "bad" but that is not such a black and white example and many people fear what they don't understand or something that is not considered acceptable by society's standards. While I do value other people's opinions, compliments and insight, I am okay with who I am and that's all that matters. I have my faults and am by no means perfect but I know I'm a good person. If I wear something tomorrow that was in fashion last year but not so much this year, do I really care what someone else says? No. How is their opinion going to benefit me? We all want to be accepted and approved by others but as one grows older, this becomes very trivial and you realize you have to do what's best for you. Not what others want you to be. Once you know that, life becomes much easier. :)

Closest I was to getting caught was when I had visited Toronto. My ex fiancée was visiting the next day so I knew I had the night to myself in the hotel room. I booked a well respected lady and she came over and we had a blast. It had been an hour and a bit after the encounter and my fiancée at the time showed up and knocked on my door. I almost had a heart attack trying to clean up the room in the minute or less I had. Haha. Adrenaline rush for sure!

"No man is an island" and to update that quote for the 21st century, "No one is an island." Every human on this planet needs attention, respect and love and getting compliments helps to boost your self-esteem and feeling of self worth. I wouldn't worry if you feel if they are genuine or fake, the bottom line is how do they make you feel? If they bring a smile to your lips then that is almost as good as a kiss and everyone needs kissing especially the lovely ladies on Cerb!

There is a difference. The issue of trust, well obviously your SO does have reason to be mistrustful once she finds out if she finds out. The issue of respect, another matter. Not flaunting your encounters shows some respect for your SO by trying to spare her feelings, even though trust between you two may be gone. Discretely seeing a companion, so your SO doesn't find out is one thing. But seeing a companion where the encounter can be flaunted in the face of your SO, well that is just humiliating and is likely to be devastating your wife/gf. And shows no respect. To further complicate it, you are also dragging the SP into matters that should be only between your SO and you. She agreed to see you, not to face the wrath of your wife. So it also shows lack of respect for the SP you are seeing Hope that rambling makes sense RG

All the support and love via PM's, text and phone calls for organizing the next Halifax Social. Really it has been quite easy as in the past I've worked in the corporate world organizing many events for 100's and being so orgainized and on the ball, so I guess it's my niche!! It's not that much different than booking and scheduling encounters but by no way easy, I just went in to this prepared and probably over organized LMAO!! Halifax's 2nd Annual Social Thread!! I'm quite happy and the poll will be ending soon and a date confirmed!! http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=138248

Hers a big Halifax hug- I would recommend the five fisherman-they won best seafood restaurant this year and also have other food items other than seafood. They also have an all you can eat mussel bar. also salty's is very popular, it's on the water has an outside deck, and has casual dining downstairs and a little more formal upstairs,its beautiful to eat there at night and look out into the harbour. I hope this helps-hers a link to others http://www.thecoast.ca/halifax/BestofFood2013/Page

The lawyers and engineering/IT guys all lied on the form. Lawyers didn't want to look bad and the engineers/IT guys wanted to get away from their bookish "computer geek" image and answer like they have a fun life LOL RG

She squirts...'nuff said!

Love them. Has them. Want more of them. It really is a personal choice and preference one have with tattoo -- I find it appealing, its an art in different form. And I do appreciate any form of art. Put that art on a womens body .... Thats just an extra bonus for me! MmmhMmm....

I receive PMs from board members saying hi but most of them introduce themselves and let me know they aren't looking to pursue an appointment, they just wanted to say hello. I never have an issue with that. The ones that say "hi" or "hello" only are a mystery because I don't know if you want to open a dialogue on business or if it's a friendly hello. The easiest way to clarify is to introduce yourself and say why you are contacting me, then I know if I need to send you an introduction or just say hi back. It's important to remember this is our livelyhood and while we are a very friendly bunch, time is of the essence and sorting thru the waste of times to find the ones that are going to book an appointment is time consuming and frustrating if we have to painfully extract the nature of the communication. We don't mind a nice "hello" or "hi" if its couched with the reason behind it... cat

A few ladies have been reported this week for using the PM system to send UNSOLICITED pm's asking if the guy wants to see them! Guys! Report these PM's to me please as this is not permitted here. Every PM has a REPORT THIS icon at the top right. Click it and let me know you have never had any previous discussions with this lady about acquiring her service. This is Unsolicited PM's and I can look it up if I need to and verify that you have never contacted her by PM in the past. Ladies you will get a 7 day suspension (Without Warning) for doing this. The second time you are caught doing this you will be asked to leave the site. (Your account will be closed) This is ABUSE to the PM system so please DO NOT DO THIS. Your just making the guys MAD at you for SPAMMING them!!

I also find it weird when i hear my real name being used haha. Ive seen it as a stage name as well as on here on cerb. Spelling may be different but the pronunciation is the same :p

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I've met Zoe twice now and I will be seeing again this week. Very down to earth and you will wonder where the time went, best be prepared for her long legs to wrap around you as she is one of the tallest woman I have ever met. You won't be disapointed.

Personally I don`t like either one but would do so for a willing lady..........lol

Why yes us men all communicate like that ! On Pluto. Nice planet I hear. Big rigs there.

I dont use the same language when I correspond with clients than I use to talk with my friend. The "Where r u?" arent very professionnel. If you have to contact your lawyer, doctor or whatever.. I dont think you use "hey wassup" kind of thing. If this is a regular client, this is a different thing but for first approch... "wanna fuck?" "where?" Sorry, its a BIG turn off!