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Congratulations, Gabriella Laurence! You're the first to attain 200,000 rep points on the board, and that says quite a lot! What an extraordinary achievement, coupled with some of the best-written, entertaining and scintillating ads you'll find on the net, Gabriella is also the inventor of Erotic Math, plus so much more! :) So please join me in expressing your admiration for this very fine lady, and her very active participation here in our community! Well done, wishing you all the best, Gabriella! xox

The sound of her breathing softly as her breath hits the back of my neck with her arms around me. But since I sleep alone well sometimes my dog sleeps with me I hear her snore its kinda cute and funny.

HOT!!! I've done that :D Personally and professionally :D :D :D (A note on the 'before checking the donation' though... I do hope you've at least put it out as soon as you enter. The sad reality is that almost every one of us at one time has not gotten it first, and even by some of our BEST clients... we've been ripped off. I rarely check the amount, but I don't get naked until I see it on the table. Not trying to get off-topic...). I'm so interested to read more of these sexy ideas :D

If I were to get upset that someone I saw decides to see another SP, then I have no business being an SP! Variety is the spice of life and men come to see us to escape reality...not to get ragged or nagged on for seeing other women. Men are visual creatures and what they see often entices them. I can't fault them for that. Each SP has her own signature service you could call it and she really knows how to make a client feel special, he always finds his way back to her. I would be an idiot to think that my clients don't see anyone else. lol. I have a relationship with them but it's one that is a business relationship and secondly not a personal commitment. I have many SP friends here and many of us have mutual clients and often refer one another. Those who become jealous or very upset that their clients decides to see someone else, needs to take note of what they're doing in this business.

Silence. :)

I love you. I'm an old fashioned romantic. ;)

Both the ladies and gentlemen in this lifestyle accept that this is by nature a poly amorous lifestyle. I don't think any companion expects a gentleman to see her exclusively, likewise, a lady isn't going to see just one gentleman exclusively. In fact the ladies, well most of them are supportive of one another. Look on a lot of the ladies' websites. They often have a section where website banners are exchanged so you can while looking at one lady's website, see links to other ladies' websites. As for providing references, most ladies recognize the importance of verification/screening. And they are happy to provide a reference to a gentleman, because they know it helps keep a lady safe, and by being a giver of a reference, they one day will also be a receiver of a reference. The ladies want to keep each other safe. So don't feel uncomfortable asking if a lady will provide you with a reference, if you are a gentleman and good client she will be happy to do that for you, and the lady you want to see. And just my opinion, but I think the ladies aren't in competition with each other. That is because each lady is a unique special individual, and no two ladies are alike. Each lady offers something special in her encounters, and no two encounters can be replicated. If a man wishes an encounter with a certain lady at a certain time it is in large part because she offers something special and unique, and another lady would also offer something special and unique, but different. Hope that makes sense A rambling RG

Well, Moonbay are a FS outfit, so probably not the best place to be looking. And to be honest, if you've avoided MPs in Montreal because you don't speak french, the asian agencies perhaps aren't the best bet for you unless you speak one of the east asian languages :) Anyways... you're spoiled for choice with the restrictions you've given so far. If you want to visit a spa, then CMJ, Paradise/Angel's and Vibe are all very nice places and have lots of choice of MAs (although none are particularly close to downtown if that matters to you). If you want an indy MA... Megan's Touch, Jessica, Gina, Sensual Erin, Amelia, Claire Heavens and Lilly are all well-recommended, and I'm sure there are some that I've forgotten...

Fine then Cleo....on our next visit I shall hide the donation somewhere and I promise I won't touch your boobs until you find it ......here is a hint....it will be in my pants ;) Its a party ! IN MY PANTS :) Seriously tho....all I want is a hug.

If your first time is anything like most people's, you'll be nervous. Remember to have your donation in a plain envelope and either present it to the SP shortly after arriving or place it on a nearby surface in plain sight (coffee table, etc). Your best bet is to read the SP's etiquette type stuff on their website if they have one (or what other SPs prefer), in their ads, the forums, etc. Letting the SP know this is your first time with a provider would probably help, you'll most likely start with some talking, getting to know each other and so on. I'd also recommend a shower when you arrive as well as this will not only make sure you're clean (which EVERY SP appreciates), but also relax you a bit. If you aren't nervous, go ahead and take the lead after getting to know the SP a bit with some kissing and move on from there. If you are, she'll probably take the lead and go from there. Unless you're Don Juan I'd recommend at least a 2 hour session for your first time, it'll help having the extra time in case any issues arise (or don't! lol).

I think perhaps you should take a step back and reflect on what your situation is wrt your 'hobbying' on this or any other site like this. If you are going into your encounters for satisfying your desires, then kudos, you are one of us, but if you are looking for commitment or romance outside of your alloted time, well you should reflect on this and perhaps look at a dating website for these desires. The ladies here are highly professional and provide excellent service, and in providing that service you may be naive and think that you are their only one or you shouldn't see others to the financial detriment of the first one,,, to sum up...enjoy your hobbying or quit! If your hobby is causing you emotional ruin then quit! Just MHO! Good luck :)

Once in a while you come to realize that so many of our members really don't "get" the whole hobby experience, or rather, they understand that there are rules but believe they are somehow exempt. So let's help them. Let's give some handy tips to make this a more wonderful experience for all. This is a pleasant place so let's keep it constructive... and be aware that the rules shouldn't just be for clients, you can also add some helpful tips that may help a new provider too! Here goes: 1. Appointment time is at 2:00 pm, what time do I arrive? Ummmmm. Hmmmmm. What part of 2:00 pm is ambiguous? A 2 o'clock appointment means you are at her door at 2. Not 1:55, not 2:10. It's seems petty but when you screw up her schedule, you may be screwing up MY schedule. I may be the appointment at 3. I have things to do... and my schedule may not be as loosey goosey as yours. I may be using a very small window of time or I may have "commitments" that see me arriving like clockwork elsewhere. Regardless, when the little hand is at 2 and the big hand is at 12, be where you are supposed to be. 2. "I am awesomely wicked good in bed, and I often masturbate to pictures of myself nude, because I am that good looking. Can we negotiate a better rate?" In a word, No. Would you go to a restaurant and say, "I am a really good eater, can I get a better price on that steak?" Would you go to a lawyer and say, "I am an awesome criminal, can you represent me for free?" Would you go to the dentist and say, "My teeth are so bad that you should fix them all for $50!" A service provider gets paid at a set rate because she is a professional. She is good... no, not just good... wickedly awesome good, at what she does. Your part is the compensation, her part is the wicked awesome part. Pay the pretty lady and be happy. 3. Cleanliness is next to godliness. Ever step into an elevator and stand next to someone who smells like they have never met a bar of soap they liked? Ever met someone that looked like they were an extra in the Walking Dead? Have you ever gone into a bathroom after someone and wondered if they ate something dead? Step one. Go to the potty. Do your business. Wipe. Wipe again. Wipe again. and then, wipe again. Do the optical test. Last wipe. Is there any residue? If yes, start over. If no, then proceed to step two. Step Two. Shower. Clean EVERYWHERE. Rinse. Repeat. Did you pay attention to anywhere in particular??? Hmmm??? Go back to those places. Make em sparkle. (at this point I do suggest that artificial glitter is NOT necessary.) Get out of the shower. Towel dry (for pete's sake use a clean towel!)... apply a generous amount of deodorant/anti-perspirant. Brush your teeth. (if additional grooming is required, please do that too.) Step three. Clothing. Go to the place where you keep your clean clothes. No. Not the place where you put the stuff that you THINK you can wear again. The CLEAN clothes. You know that stuff that you just took from the dryer and folded nicely?? That's the stuff. Wear that shit. Uh oh... what if I have to do step one again?? Then repeat ALL the steps. Cuz skidmarks are not sexy. Febreeze showers are not acceptable. 4. I have to cancel, what do I do? Give your head a smack. With a hammer. Stop. Now take a pointy thing and stick it with great force into your upper thigh, avoiding the artery. Now, go to your car. Start it. Open the door, put your foot beneath a tire and have someone put that car in reverse. Cancellations? NOT COOL. We all know that shit happens. A death in the family. A sick kid. Decapitation with farm machinery. Thermonuclear war. Explosion of your planet from a death star ray. That shit is acceptable.... but you still owe the pretty lady an explanation AND a cancellation fee. When you cancel, providers don't eat. When providers don't eat they get distended bellies and look like kids from the CARE commercials. When you cancel, providers give not only you, but also your city, a bad reputation. This makes you masturbate more. Because you will never get laid again. Ever. You will over develop muscles in only one arm. Your clothes will fit poorly. People will figure it out and suspect you are the notorious masturbating king of cancellations. They will hunt you down and kill your family. Let's keep little Bobby and Joanie safe. If you make an appointment, keep that appointment. Your family will love you for it. 5. "I'm a little short on cash. Do you think she will notice if the envelope is a bit short?" In a word, yes. She will also point out that your penis is a bit short.... and that your skill level is a bit short... and that you cry like a bitch when you have your pathetic little man-gasm. Do you want that??? Do YOU WANT THAT, bitch??? Wow. That was a bit over-emphatic. Gonna step away from the computer and take a valium. BACK!!!! Where were we... yes. Shorting your provider. Not COOL. Remember, providers have special powers. They communicate telepathically. As soon as you walk out that door, she will know and so will all of her allies in the super friends. They will combine their superpowers and make sure that you never get wood again.... and if you do, it will be at inappropriate times... like at funerals or family gatherings or when talking to your grandfather or something like that. Seriously?? Give your head a shake. If you are short then GET the money and make sure you have it set aside BEFORE you book. You will have a wickedly awesome good time... just pay the pretty lady what you agreed to and enjoy! 6. Can I pay her in drugs? Hmmmm. Does your banker take drugs in lieu of money? Have you offered Rogers drugs in return for their cable/home phone/cell phone/internet bundle? When you get groceries at Loblaws, do they have a special drawer that says "financial equivalent in drugs?" You know the answer. "No, you addled-pated simpleton." Remember the distended belly part from above? Providers take cash because cash buys groceries, pays bills and looks pretty. Carrying cash will not get you arrested. Using cash is the engine that runs our capitalist society. "All you need is cash, cash is all you need." The Beatles sang that, I think. Your turn....

After moving to Toronto, I've met a few SPs, and while all have been great, they are very very different in their approach. While one oozes sex, another has a level of sensuality that's unparallel, and another has a rather unique approach (I have yet to find a word that can aptly describe the experience). But I'd be lying if I said that there wasn't even a small part of me that feels bad with not repeating. These women were so enthusiastic and welcoming, that to reward an exceptional service with not seeing them again (or at least after seeing a few others first), just seems wrong. This is a luxury, and I know it's no hard feelings, but I do wonder some time.

I'm starting this thread for anyone who would like to give kudo's to someone for their "stand out" post. It may have stood out to you because of its insightfulness, humor, creativity, whatever the reason why not take a moment to thank someone for a post or a thread they made that moved you in some way:) I'll start-this one is for its humor, it gave me a really good laugh, its from Rovan47-in the thread of acts of randomness http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=480867

Well Internet porn does not allow for pysical touch, if anything it gets you missing this and u either go to a club, and sp or ma. I honestly think internet porn is on it way down. Look at how many sites close quickly including porn stars on these. I rather be with a dancer or an sp than watch a computer screen. The dancer pressing ho warm naked body against me feels so good can't do that on a porn site.

Hmmm . . . Well, the LAST thing I want to hear before I go to sleep is: "We have to talk."

Booze, women and well, do we need anything else in this story? I guess it depends how much time we have to live. I would drink, have a lot of sex. Then spend the final hours with family.

I fucking love construction workers... The dirtier the better. Boots, hats, give it allllll to me. Admittedly my attention to the road has been compromised with all the sexy sweaty construction workers out there everywhere I go these days... Just the sight of orange pilons and hard hats gets my special spots twitching... Oy. :motion:

I think I would get a few bottles of Crown Black, not so much mix, a quarter pound of some really good smoke, a box of monte cristos, then my ladylove love and I head to the cottage, , indulge ourselves, do lots of yoga stretches so when the moment comes we can bend over and kiss our asses goodbye!

That can be arranged what time you going to bed, I'll call you:) Lmao!

Interesting thread and I do give Empty83 credit of being aware enough to think about this issue. I have to say I also thought about this issue but more in terms of being loyal to the SP who provided me an excellent experience. I think one thing that helps me is that I do not see SPs very often during a year and I'm a realist to know that although I would really like to see my "favourite" her schedule may not line up with my schedule. So by default I end up seeing multiple SPs over a given year. But my multiple may be three or four different SPs over a year. Saying that, I have by luck and good fortune seen an SP multiple times in a given year which in my mind is preferable. I find the SPs here on CERB are very helpful to each other and thus I don't feel any guilt in seeing another SP. The key point is to be respectful to the SPs that you do see, that tends to make you the type of client that SPs would like to see and/or recommend to other SPs - which is a good thing.

I have always been more a giver than a receiver... In many ocations I have open the door of my home to friends that were new immigrants to Canada and helping people in general fulfills me.. I care lots about my friends and people around me... But there was this one particular occation last summer, I came home, after work, went to the liquor store to buy some wine, just as I was leaving I noticed this old gentleman just sittinmg on the ground with his little doggie, asking for some food for his dog (not even for him) he wanted food for his little friend... I am not a person to give money, so I went into the grocery store right beside me.. Grabbed a big bag of doggie food, and a hole cooked bbq chicken some salad and home fries... Brougjt them out to this guy... His eyes watered and he was so thankful, I then asked him if he had a home.. He said yes, I ll have to walk there now because I don't have money for the bus, I asked him where it was, it turned out to be very close and on my way home, so I told him come with me I will drop you off... We had a little chat on the way... I was very moved and as soon as I dropped him of I broke into tears... I gave god a big thank you for blessing me with good health and all the other perks, sometimes we take for granted just the fact that we are able to eat every day...

Great thread and as a new CERB member, I'm especially glad that it's recent so I don't feel that I'm commenting on something that's months old. Judging by what the guys have posted, I think I'm pretty normal when it comes to what turns me on. And judging by what the SPs have posted, the way that I like to treat any lady I'm spending time with is spot on. :D I like to laugh a lot, so if the SP smiles and laughs with me right from the start, we're already on the way to something awesome. I don't take myself too seriously and appreciate the same from my partner. Whatever we do together should be done as ourselves, with no need for anything fake. The whole GFE thing works both ways ... I don't treat an SP any differently than I've treated real life girlfriends. Obviously I'm not talking about specific erotic acts because that goes with the territory, just an overall level of mutual respect and affection between two human beings who want to have a great experience together. Kissing, caressing, and exploring while clothed, followed by undressing each other, are big. I'm with the guys who like a partner to start out wearing normal clothing. It's a date after all, so what you're both wearing during the first hug at the door should be what you'd wear out to dinner and a movie. That's what makes removing it in private so much fun. ;-) As for all the rest ... it's pretty simple. Just enjoy each others bodies as passionately and honestly as you both feel comfortable with. Forget the cares of the world and what happened to you earlier in the day or week and focus on making yourself and another human being feel really good.

I kind of forgot that the poll deadline was up. I want to take a moment to thank all of you that voted....and to those that contributed to the thread. It didn't get too ugly at all. No suspensions or bans. Old Dog rambled on a bit about roads and stuff but that's to be expected from the old fella :) Actually I wish he was our Premier because our roads in Manitoba certainly need some attention !!! So some valuable information has been given to help me move forward with the never-ending question...."Why did the chicken cross the road?" The poll results indicate that there are a lot more bi-sexual chickens out there than I thought. Horny cluckers are going both ways damnitt !! ;) Soooo as a part time farmer with chickens ..... and because of your help peeps.................... I have hired a flaming GAY rooster as a traffic cop to keep the freakin chickens on the right side of the road !!!!!! Hetero chicks on one side and bisexual chickies on the other. Thx again for your help :)

Hello Gentlemen My name is Cherry. I am 20 years of age, with Blond hair and bright blue eyes. I have a fit, tight body. I am 5'3, 116 pounds, and very tanned baby soft skin! I am new to massage. I have been working in the massage industry for just over a month now. I am very outgoing and open minded and I have a lot of class. My services include body slides, full body massage, Hottub sessions and reverse massage. & I cater to some fetish's! Everything that goes on in our session together is 100% confidential. You can find me in the West end of Ottawa, Paradise Spa. This week's Schedule TODAY June 26th 9am-4pm Thursday June 27th 9am-4pm To make a appointment at the spa for your playtime 613-820-8887 [email protected] xoxoxoxox http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/picture.php?albumid=7172&pictureid=48543

I wholeheartedly support every bit that has been written about Emily. She is just as sweet as can be, the picture of innocence. You get distracted by her lovely smile, her eyes or her just-right body and she does this magic trick where she becomes the dirty girl of your dreams. My session with her was more or less a two-act play. Act One was an exploration of prior conversations. As we were cooling down our talk wandered into other fascinating areas. Begin Act Two. I was umm... quite moved. I mean that in the nicest way. Advice: The more you communicate with Emily, the more rewarding your experience will be. And the word of the day: Awesome!

You lady are beautiful and amazing and strong and playful and sexy! Congrats on your first milestone and for all you share with us. You are very much appreciated!

Come get a relaxing massage by a hot little vixen, I'll make sure you never forget, come get touched by an Angel! Click this bar to view the full image. About me- Sexy petite 20 year old with long red hair, sparkling green eyes! Out going, bubbly and ready to rock your world!! Providing- Flirty and dirty relaxation massage Soapy sexy showers Reverse massages Body slides- Duo massages(4 hands, 2girls) Hotub sessions & you'll leave happy. Schedule TODAY: 4-11 Rates- Single Massage 30mins: $50 45mins: $60 60mins: $80 Hot Tub Sessions 30mins: $70 45mins: $85 60mins: $100 Duo Massage rates also available upon request Location- West end, Clean & cozy Contact-To book an appointment please send me a PM. __________________

I think it might be helpful for spas that post their weekly schedules in advance to also include holiday Mondays in the advance weekly schedule when there is a long weekend. I usually look at schedules in advance of the weekend to decide whether to book a massage on the weekend, and since the holiday Monday is part of long weekends, it would be great to see who is on that day. Maybe this is not possible, but its just a suggestion. Polydeuces

Congrats, this milestone shows how respected your opinion is on this site...

Congratulations Gabriella!

Congratulations and admiration to you, Gabriella, and thanks for making cerb a better place by your many contributions. It's an honour to know you.

Good morning gentlemen. In addition to sensual massages and lapdancing, Megan's Touch and I are offering Nuru Massage. We love to kiss, massage, and bodyslide each other too. 'Nuru' means slippery in Japanese, and Nuru Massage is the slipperiest, sexiest, and hottest of all massages. A slippery, warm, odourless and water soluble gel is used in a pre-heated room. This is meant to keep us as comfortable as possible throughout this wet experience. Both before and after the massage, you'll have a shower with either Megan or myself. Mmmm. For more information about how to contact us for an appointment, please view either Megan's website, or mine. Fondly, Nat

Netflix. Netflix is my lullaby. ;)

I am certainly going to be praying for NICE Sunny weather! Because I am looking forward to wear only my bikini and suntan lotion while on my boat!

Call me boring but I've always loved a good piece of rope. So many fun things can be done with it. :) As for other toys. Cock rings, a small vibrator and costumes are the extent of my experience. Oh. Despite it being small and very basic. I love the Bullet. I think I need to gain more experience in this field. : D

Kim is a post-op transsexual who used to go by the name of Paris when she was escorting as a TS.

I'm sorry Empty that you have to be so guarded with your feelings when hobbying and its never alright for an sp to lead anyone on. When I first started meeting cerb men I always mentioned to many before they left the name of another woman, and, in all cases I was asked why I wanted to give my business away. I explained that I just wanted them to be aware that there were other beautiful ladies if they didn't want to see me again. I must say their reaction confused me as I thought referring and recommending was part of the experience. I am always happy to meet with nice guys repeatedly, if they so choose, if they don't that's fine too. Either way its never taken personally. In this lifestyle one should understand that most providers are in this for monetary reasons, not to form emotional bonds.

Blow jobs. :icon_lol:

I don't mean to hijack this thread, and for that, I apologize Empty83. I simply wanted to address this concern by RyleeLove. Rylee, everyone practices safer sex differently, and we (at least I hope I can speak collectively here) do not tolerate judgment about these types of practices on CERB. The only safe sex is no sex at all, which isn't very fun. That being said, people (be they SPs or not) make educated decisions about their sexual health and evaluate risk based on a huge array of factors. Is it possible to get an STI from unprotected oral sex? Yes. However, the statistics are incredibly low, and there are various things people can do to mitigate that risk. It's definitely not a safe sex nono. It might be for you, but not for all. In terms of the original question, I find it very sexy when a partner achieves orgasm, no matter how that happens :) Personally, I don't offer some of the acronyms listed there, but it's definitely hot to see both men and women orgasm.

Welcome to cerb. I hope this works for you. Keep in mind though...it takes a lot more than loving sex to make a good SP. All the best to you & I hope you're around for a long time.

I do not think cerb is the best place to look for this if you wanted a female for just regular place, but I am certain you can find a man on here that will very EAGERLY be happy to fulfill yours and your wife's fantasy! :) You two should also try lavalife! I have some GF's who go on it,it may be better in the sense of lot's of pics and also info of what they do and do not want etc for your wife and you to browse,as opposed to cerb being an SP/MA community! Good luck!!! Have fun ;) xox

I had, I must stress had a membership here and I wish you all the best.....

The number one rule is respect, so from your very first contact with the lady of your choice is adress her with Respect, there is no dumb questions but you can certaily find lots of useful information on the threads! Read read read and keep reading, you would be surprise how even more experienced hobbiest and even SP s or MAs still have new things to learn.. Godd luck and WELCOME to CERB! Xo V

Haha, you totally beat me to posting that shot of the 3-boobed chick from Total Recall (which they're remaking btw, with Colin Farrell--just kill me now :( )