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You didn't post in the wrong section: you posted on the wrong board completely. We do not offer bareback full service. The women on this board are not that stupid. Requesting these kinds of services also goes against the rules of this board: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/faq.php?faq=vb_faq#faq_bbfsrule

There have been many discussions on this topic: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=135029 http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=126578&highlight=bbbj BBBJ is risky, yes. But BBFS is not in the same ballpark, and as the rules of this board state, anyone asking for, or offering BBFS, will be removed: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/faq.php?faq=vb_faq#faq_bbfsrule BBBJ is not against the rules. Having sex with a stranger is a risk: this business we all take part in is a risk. But there are risks, and then there are ENORMOUS risks. BBFS falls into the enormous pile. BBFS is not a risk anyone should take, because it can put your life at risk.

Good for you for only indulging in CJBs. Let me ask you, do you enjoy kissing? If so, did you know that you can also contract diseases such as gonorrhea from kissing as the bacteria can also live in someone's throat? There is risk with every sexual activity we share with someone that is not a regular and exclusive partner. With a little research, you will also discover that BBBJ is not as risky as BBFS. Thanks, Cleo!

I'm sure many of you read it already but she recently put up a couple posts that I personally found very interesting. 1: Taxation as pertaining to escorts. 2: Some excellent quotes regarding prostitution. She also puts up some pretty sweet pics some times too but I find her writing to be outstanding. Enjoy.

Yeah, really! And the day he catches something, who do you think is going to get the blame for it? The escort he had BBFS with? The girl at the bar he had BBFS with? The girl he picked up on the street for BBFS? OR himself? Of course it will be the "lady" he was with! I apologise but blatant stupidity and ignorance really anger me!

BBFS? I think you're on the wrong site. Try Lavalife or POFish or perhaps Maxwells on a Friday.

Lets here your seductive ways ladies. What's your favourite way to seduce a man? I like to take my guy by the hand and lure him to my bed where from be hind I grab his chiseled chest, tracing my fingertips along his body working my way up to his neck then slowly I blind fold him. Laying him on he bed gently restraining his hands and legs. I then kiss him passionately and begin my seduction... Stimulating his lips and tongue with strawberries and more. Gently grazing his tongue lips with my nipples while I glide my fingertips up and down his shaft .. A feather drifting across his oh so sexy body. Stimulating and tantalizing him until he begs for me to release him to have his way with me. Alright ladies... I will leave you to it. Lets here your hot seductions. Kisses, Lexi http://www.LexiChampagne.com

I assure you I will never feel pressured to offer BBFS if I heard and read about other ladies offering and profiting from it. It is just not something I would be comfortable with providing, regardless of what other people are doing. Yes, I get asked about it sometimes, but I just tell those people I do not offer it, and move on. I am completely happy and satisfied living within my own risk tolerance level rather than doing something I just don't want to do and concerning myself with what others are doing. I also would not blame other escorts offering BBFS or feel contempt for them for profiting of a service that I simply do not offer. I cannot control them; I can only have control over my own choices. And I am much more happy offering the services that I feel comfortable with, making the money that I am, living honestly and being content with my decisions. Others are free to do whatever they like with their own bodies! :) And I am too!

I've come up with a new theorem. I call it "The CERB Circlejerk Rule: Any thread, given sufficient time, eventually degenerates into a discussion of BBBJ."

You're not looking for the ultimate escort but for the "ultimate girlfriend"! Good luck playing Russian Roulette! I hope you collect on your investment and gamble...

I stopped caring about looking younger, or older for that matter, when I turned 50. I stopped worrying about how my body looked when I got treatment for my eating disorder. I was diagnosed with Binge Eating disorder about eighteen months ago. It explained a lot. I was binging on high fat, high calorie foods, yo-yo dieting and slowly isolating myself. I would eat a family portion alone in my car at lunch. I would consume thousands of empty calories alone in the dark with the TV as my only witness. I had candy stashes and kept treats in the car. Worse, I had become completely sedentary. The most exercise I got daily was when I got dressed in the morning. Following the diagnosis, I sought treatment with a psychiatrist who specialized in treating eating disorders. I was prescribed an antidepressant to help me cope with the depression that accompanied the disorder. The six months of therapy that followed helped me to realize that valuing the opinion of others as a measure of my self worth perpetuated my own feelings of shame and inadequacy. Once I became accepting of myself and of others I was free to focus on feeling better and healthier. I work with a personal trainer three times a week. I take the stairs. I watch what I eat and I stop when I'm full. I don't obsess over food or tracking or calorie counting. I don't weigh myself any more. I had an unhealthy relationship with my body. Each day that I am in recovery is a day closer to a more active life, healthy life. I'm less concerned about how my body looks, or how young I look and more concerned about how I feel. I've come to accept my grey hair, my less than Herculean physique, my weathered skin and my laugh lines. They are my badges of honour, they are the sum of my parts. How Hollywood or Madison Avenue thinks I should look has no bearing on how I feel about myself anymore. In many ways, I'm not getting older, but I am getting better.

I don't think anyone should worry about looking young, this shouldn't be a goal. Being healthy should be and youthful looks will be an off shoot of that. To much emphasis is put on youth, imo, but to each their own. I just want good health, to feel appropriately energized, happy and at peace at all times:)

I am a man who has always looked younger than he is. This has generally never helped me out. In my career I have had to be more aggressive in order to achieve success because when people look at me they do not see experience or authority. They see this cute boy who doesn't need a promotion right now because he has "all the time in the world". In my personal life, it also makes dating somewhat difficult. I tend to attract women who are college age, but then I have trouble relating to them because we're just at different stages in our lives. Women my own age tend to feel they look old standing next to me, and no woman wants that. So my best hope would be to find a fellow babyface my own age.

On Twitter there was a little chatter about how some men ruin things for women that work hard to get ahead in today's world and advancement for women are held back simply because of the male/female ego crap. I know quite a few women in today's business that have done extremely well for themselves in their own business, and I mean on their own (no partnership). The other night I was invited out for dinner with a lady who is very successful and she requested only once, to pick up the tab for dinner, and I said sure, as I really like a ambitious lady that has done well for herself and I think of her as a equal in today's world (men Vs women) which is all about equality. She said thanks and that she gets that crap where guys would say...no..no let me get it. Women that work in some trades, such as construction,automotive repair,high tech,military or they own their own business, or work within companies,or work within the government. I'm not talking about Service Providers, is this general discussion, I'm talking about in our real lives women that you know that have busted their ass to get where they are today. So lets be honest when replying to this thread, 1- if you're a gentleman does it bother you that knowing a lady can do your job just as well as you can? 2- Would you allow her to pick up your tab for dinner? 3- Do you know a lot of successful business women? 4- Does a successful business woman scare you about your job security or she may advance more quickly then you? 5- Or ladies, that are here do you know a lot very successful women in business, or successful within a company? I'm all for equality, equal pay for equal work, and I'm so pleased to know some very successful business women that I can associate with in my every day dealings in my business. In actual fact it really turns me on knowing these successful women that I know through association, and I can say that I'm very very pleased for them getting where they deserve in today's world. I'm sure on the other hand we know some many ladies that have been overlooked because of the gender attitude. Do you feel that in 2013 things are the same, or getting better???

You may as well save yourself some time and just close your cerb account right now. Not only will the mod probably ban you when they see this (and rightfully so). But I seriously doubt that any ladies on here will give you the time of day now. (And rightfully so). And believe me I'm not saying this to be mean or judgmental. I understand that sex can be just as powerful an addiction as any illicit substance or drink....and sometimes addictions get away from us (I've had my own minor bout with the bottle so I know a little something about that). But I really hope for your sake that the comments in this thread make you stop and think about what it is you're risking. Not only to yourself but to others as well. Chances are if you're taking these kind of risks then you probably have a sex addiction. And there's places you can go to for help. Such as this, http://saa-recovery.org/Meetings/Canada/meeting.php?state=ON There's no shame in admitting you have a problem. Quite the opposite actually. It's much more shameful to bury your head in the sand and pretend nothing is wrong. I don't mean to go all "After school special" on you. But there are some things out there that you just can't recover from. You only have this one life. And so do the SP's you see. Think about it, man. Please.

My dog spilled my coffee on himself (it wasn't hot, no worries), but it had caramel vanilla creamer in it, so now he smells like a Coffee Crisp and I don't want to bathe the delicious smell out of his fur

All I have to say is Emily J rocks! I really enjoy reading her posts, blogs and her advertisements. Keep up the good work. You are one of a kind and a beautiful person on the inside and out! xoxo

plus one I read thru 3 pages of posts, and still come back to the word in post number one "most" . "most" sps don't offer bbfs. No kidding, really? From the complaints of many sps tho, rarely a day goes by that someone isn't calling asking for it, which is a sad sad thing. Imagine how desperate or how little self confidence his 'ultimate' now retired sp must have in order to provide this 'ultimate' service. Fear she won't get repeat clients, fear she might lose the regulars, fear she isn't worth not providing risky services or no one will like/pay/see her? Thoughts like that run thru my head. And yes, there is no reason to side track this bbfs talk into a bbbj talk, which has been well discussed, and well documented, and really as someone who understands the risks well, I don't appreciate anyone coming in to say it is the same as kissing or not a high risk activity. It is, but people do it anyway, enough said. Like bbfs, 'most' people understand it is a high risk activity, but they do it anyway, and 'most' people will get thru it without any problems, but some won't.

When a lady gives you her location, just as when she gives you her phone number, she TRUSTS you to keep it to yourself. There are aspects of an encounter that always remain between the lady and gentleman, and are not for public disclosure at all. How would any gentlemen like the screening/verification information they give a lady to get publicly shared. Discretion and trust are very important to this lifestyle, and both ladies and gentlemen equally need to show discretion and trustworthiness. RG

Bumping this thread again... This reminder goes out to the ladies... Even if YOU recognize another SP in your hotel/building, keep that info to yourself. Not cool at all to tell hobbiests where girls work from. That info is private, and should remain that way. It's really not a hard concept to grasp. Think about it this way when you tell someone where that girl works from: how would YOU feel if she told people where you work? Keep it to yourself, always.

Lol guys, it's only a nuru massage if it's done using nuru gel! (made from a seaweed found off the coast of Japan, and means "slippery" in Japanese) I've got some on order from an online supplier, few weeks tops, and yes, expect things to get messy! (but that's why He made us all washable, lol) http://www.------------/watch/373346/most-erotic-massage-experience-p-2-2/

Housekeeper's Woes byAshson© I have a housekeeper who comes in once a week. Normally Sharon is as happy as a lark, flitting around the house doing this, that and the other. Singing and chatting whenever I happen to be in the same room. Sharon was in her early twenties, an extrovert, quite pretty and with an easy personality. Always ready to go that little bit further to make sure the customer gets the service he needs. Then one morning she rolled up and singing Sharon had been replaced by dour Doris from Dumpster Town. She went about her work reasonably efficiently, but the sparkle just wasn't there. No chat, no humming, just a dogged determination to do her work and move on. I was doing some work in my office when I heard a crash from my bedroom. Going to see what had happened I found my bedside lamp had been dusted onto the floor and broken, and Sharon was just standing looking at it, almost in tears. I sat on the bed and looked at Sharon. She wasn't looking back so I decided to stir her up a bit. I sighed. "That was my favourite lamp, Sharon," I said glumly. "Now it's broken. I feel I really should spank you for carelessness." I patted my lap as I said that, indicating she should bend over. I expected a rude comment or sulky refusal. What I got was a resigned "OK" and Sharon obediently bent over my knee. It appeared that I'd neatly shot myself in the foot. What to do? Why, spank her of course, and see what happened. I flipped Sharon's dress up over her bottom and then calmly slid her panties down. Probably a lot further down than was actually needed, but I was still hoping for some sort of spark from her. For a few moments I waited, admiring Sharon's trim little bottom. I could also see her pussy peeping out from between her thighs, and I had a sudden itch to start playing with that instead of giving her a spanking. My hand glided gently over her bottom, threatening but not touching her love mound. Still having no reaction, I gave up. A spanking she wanted so a spanking she'd get. I spanked her bottom, firmly. Not a savage beating, just half a dozen good firm spanks, hard enough to smart but not bruise. Then I stood her back up on her feet. Sharon stood there for a moment, eyes wide and swimming with tears, then to my shock she started crying as though her heart was breaking and she flung herself into my arms, holding me tight and sobbing. What could I do? I just lay back on the bed and held her to me while she cried. She kept wriggling against me, trying to hold me closer, and I can tell you honestly I have no idea how the rest of it happened. Her panties were still down around her ankles, and somehow or other, while she was holding me, my fly came undone and Percy came out to play. Holding her to me, I just seemed to slip naturally into her, sliding in deep with almost the first movement and then just holding her. Then we started rocking together, a long slow movement, neither of us in any hurry. Sharon was still crying quietly while she clung to me, but her hips were moving smoothly as I slid slowly in and out of her. After a few moments I felt her shudder, and I could tell from the way she gripped me down below that she was having an orgasm. This didn't stop us at all. We just went quietly along, continuing our slow but steady union, enjoying the mutual friction and just letting tension build. I suppose I should say build again, in Sharon's case, as she had already had her first climax. After that first orgasm, Sharon stopped crying. I could feel her increased interest in the sex as our movements slowly but steadily accelerated. Soon we were coming together quite forcefully, and it wasn't all that long before I could feel Sharon starting to shudder again. Her muscles grabbed my erection and put the squeeze on me, and this time I answered fully, letting my ejaculate spurt into her. Afterwards we were still lying there, relaxed, me still holding Sharon in my arms, giving her the hug that she seemed to need. Then all of a sudden Sharon seemed to twitch. Next thing I know she was out of my arms and off the bed and pulling her panties up. "That was very nice," she said, her voice having suddenly regained its lilt, "but this is not getting the housework done." Next thing I knew she was dancing around the house again, busy getting everything into order, apparently as happy as a lark again. Then she was waving goodbye and charging off to her next appointment. Sharon still comes past weekly to do the housekeeping, and always seems to be in her happy mood. She has never offered an explanation for that one off day or indicated that she wanted to discuss what happened, so I have also said nothing about it. The really irritating thing about the whole deal is that she has never even hinted that she might like a follow up. It appears that I was just a one-night stand. I feel so used.

In this youth obsessed society, sadly, appearances seem to mean everything. But how we look in large part can be a reflection of our health, physical and mental. Genetically, some of us are given the short end of the stick by being predisposed to certain diseases which can manifest into health risks these can be altered by ones lifestyle, environment and certain chemicals. What if anything do you do to ward off father time and disease. Or do you just accept and say what will be will be and do nothing:) Drink lots of water? eat properly? eating organic foods? exercise? lots of sleep? yoga? keeping a positive outlook? having a purpose? having a home that is toxin free? I walk daily, I have to, having 2 dogs:) and try hard to eat reasonably, being a chip and sugar gal its a daily struggle as I don't have a full point, lol. Also each day I set a goal to accomplish and try to remain positive in the bleakest moments:)

I have greatly reduced red meat intake. Starch, and excess carbs bad. I eat oatmeal once daily and drink lots of well or spring water. Fresh veggies are important. At the least, my diet is allowing me to take a daily massive dump to help with intestinal health which I feel is tantamount to overall wellness! A good grunt makes for a good day!

I lived in the US for awhile. I lived in Europe for awhile. What I missed most about this great place we call Canada, was it's people. The average day to day folks we encounter at the gas station or at Canadian Tire or on this forum. :) Good old Canadians are what I missed and why I kept coming back home!

After some frustration on my end because a lack of understanding from the general public in relation to escorts and taxes, I have written a piece explaining how it all legally works. http://www.blogasms.xxx/2013/06/june-29-2013.html

There is a long and complicated thing I could go through but let's keep it simple. Shit happens. My best "old guy" advice is to file the episode under Future Funny Bar Stories. Move on. If you focus on it it will happen again. That being said, if you are otherwise in good health and this becomes a regular thing, take yourself off to see the good doctor.

I am not in Ottawa, but I can tell you from someone who's had a golden shower fetish since she was very young... that most people don't admit it freely. It could be a self confidence thing, it could just be that, as you said, it's very "taboo". I spent the better part of my life hiding my desire for it, as I thought it was "wrong". Society has a tendancy to make us believe that anything outside THEIR realm of "normal" is wrong. For me? We live once. So experience experience experience !!! Giving AND receiving are both wonderful. Even giving to YOURSELF can be a very erotic experience. Feel free to PM me sometime :)

Damn, I'm guilty! I'm always turned on! Unless of course..well you know.. the whole hygeine/etiquette thing because if you don't.. it's not going to happen. lol. You'll know when I'm turned on. I have my own special talents. Hehehe. I think it should be a mutually beneficial arrangement of both parties being turned on.

Sure, you can get a lot more bang for your buck from SP's and MA's, but there's something unbeatable about strip clubs, when they're good. Barb's has been very good lately, not necessarily for mileage (there's concern about monitoring, etc), but for the quality of the dancers. Some of my favorites: Jennie, pure Playboy material, a gorgeous voluptuous blonde, smart and sexy Lea, who has a fair claim to having the best body on the planet Charlie, an irresistible sweetie Mel, fabulous dancer, great tits and bum; our private dances just went on and on...good thing there's a cash machine.... Taylor, sensuous, sultry, sophisticated: haven't had her for a private dance in a while, but she mesmerizes on stage (Apologies to my other favorites that I haven't mentioned here) The barmaids are fine, too. Highly recommended.

My biggest fear is to get into a car or some sort of accident and find myself in a coma, unable to move or talk and yet my mind is fully conscious. My second biggest fear is if and when my favorite SPs refuse to see me! :biggrin:

, I know better than to argue on this board, so wikipedia, massage planet, ask.com, ISHIMPO (Institute of Sexual Health, Integration, Medicine, Psychology and Orientation) and myself , all stand corrected ;) Although I still believe the much more honest, true and descriptive terms to describe your pudding venture, to be a body-to-body massage or body work/bodyslide as always, different strokes for different folks!

I'd say I will miss you.... but I will still get to see you! Sadly, more often with clothes on than without... siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh!!!! I WILL MISS NAKED SARA!!!

What people do and say to you is their karma, how you react is yours. Happy people don't have the best of everything, they MAKE the best of everything. We are not here to change the way the world sees us, we are here to change the way we see the world 10 percent of conflicts are due to a difference of opinion, 90% is due to the wrong tone of voice. Never sacrifice who you are because someone has a problem with it. Life is short, live it. Love is abundant, give it. Anger is negative, release it. Fear is awful, face it. Silence is golden, sit and listen to it each day. Expect miracles in the most unexpected places. just believe!

Congrats. Cato. Wow, 7000!

Perhaps atypical, but Blazing Saddles. If we are going legitimate I still like Clint Eastwood in The Outlaw Josey Wales and in Unforgiven. Of course, any of the Sergio Leone spaghetti westerns are a good way to kill time.

I don't need to worry about looking young for two reason 1. I already, appear 10 years less than my age to a lot. 2. I am young. If you think of it, the longer life expectancy you have the younger you are. It's not how many years you have it's how many years you have left. Since its unknown live it to the fullest but hey why not plan ahead a healthy youth could mean a long future.

I think the most "supernatural-ish" thing to happen to me (although it wasn't "freaky" in any way, it was oddly comforting) was having my mother visit me in a dream at pretty much the exact moment brain death occurred. She was standing at the end of the hallway in the hospital where her room was, in her hospital gown, and nagging me as she would always do lol. It was a very vivid dream. My dreams usually aren't that vivid or detailed. I woke up and looked at the time and went back to sleep. I got the call the next morning to come to the hospital and say our goodbye's. She was in the hospital for a while hooked up to life support, and the doctors said she had been showing signs of improvement, so that night they had tried to take her off life support briefly but unfortunately the results had not been what we were hoping for. So they hooked her back up and we got the call the next morning to come in and say goodbye. The doctor told us at what time they had tried to take her off the life support and it was pretty much that exact same time I had that dream. Even though we didn't officially "pull the plug" until much later the next day I'm pretty sure it was at that moment that she actually passed.

I gave in (somewhat) to the aging process. Tried to reverse it for awhile, but I failed. I work hard and I play hard and that simply ages one. I have always thought that I liked woman, cheese, whisky, wine and scotch well seasoned, or aged. Interesting, but I have discovered that a man can be the same to some women - better with age.

It's already too late for me!!!

Just came across this thread. Thanks everyone for contributing. Just watched the incredible touching video posted by Sophia. Thanks Sophia!

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Other than the hair, it's not even close. You are much prettier Gia...