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I know this is going to sound rude because my straightforwardness always sounds rude in text ( as opposed to in person where you would see me smiling and hear the sarcasm in my voice that is often missed in written word ) ... ...anyhoo here goes: Tell that guy to stay away from the reco section of cerb. There's lots going on in Genereal discussion area... He should also stay away from threads asking for recommendations I suppose. Does he expect you to not allow reco's? Sorry, I thought he was a client, not a BF....then again, no BF of mine ever dictates what I do either, so... It is not your fault or problem that he cannot cope with his reality, that of course being that he pays for a service and other people do too. "Oh you don't like reading reco's of me? DON'T READ EM! kthnxbye"

In the last 2 days, from 2 separate hobbyist, I have been asked if my SP's will do bare back! I of course say " never ever ever will we offer that!" Then they say how the costs doesn't matter...I give the same responds! So then...they respond back with " I was just testing you to see what you would say" Well, I doubt you will get booked now, as how would I know if you are really just testing me, or using that as a cover up for asking such a thing! I will not book anyone with these "test questions" as now you have sent me a huge red flag, and do not feel secure enough to book with you. Perhaps they are doing it with the false belief that by "testing" will somehow protect you...but THE ONLY PROTECTION IS CONDOMS AND HEALTH CHECK UPS! I sincerely hope that I do not have many more "test questions" in the near future, and hope this is not a common practice. I find it very disturbing and strange that I would be asked 2 times on one day. PLEASE PLAY SAFE! And please think before you decide to "test" a potential adult friendship, as you may "test" your way out of the booking. Sorry if this seems like a rant, but needs to be said. Thanks for your considerations. Hope other SP's are not facing this often?

Day after Labour Day is first day of school, for the children. That's not a good time to hold a social I wouldn't think? End of the month sounds more realistic...

My preference is for later in the month...I am away until Sept.10th

As usual some of our lovely ladies will be joining... and we will be more than happy to send with them some Door prizes for the Gents...

As a newbie I did read reco's in an effort to try to find a lady or ladies that I felt suited the type of experience that I was looking for in an encounter. So as a newbie I found them useful. Now that I have more experience with encounters as well as direct interaction with ladies here on Cerb I don't tend to rely on them much myself. However I do appreciate their value to those seeking validation that a lady is indeed a good choice for them. Therefore, I choose to write recommendations. Right now, I'm actually a little behind on my reco's but I do write them for every lady that has provided me with a wonderful experience. Everyone desires something different out of an encounter and if, as in OP's original post the client likes to maintain the fantasy that there is just one man and one woman then that's what they desire from their experience. It's not wrong it's just the fantasy they like to maintain. As has been stated, stay away from the reco's. Personally, every lady that I have met, I have had a wonderful time with and have come to respect very much. Out of my respect for her is born my wish that she be very successful in all her endeavours personal and professional. Her professional life (in this business) funds aspects of her personal life that she enjoys. Just as I want to help newbies feel comfortable in their choice of lady for their experience I want her to have clients who desire her specific particular qualities. When those two factors are in line it results in a positive experience for both parties. For me knowing that I might play some small part in the lady being financially successful while having positive client experiences makes me feel good. I'm a realist, I know that she professionally sees a number of clients however, I'm quite confident that none of her other clients are exactly like me. Therefore the encounter that I provide FOR HER is actually unique and one of a kind. She appreciates her time with me differently than she appreciates her time with her other clients. This can be a mentally grueling industry for a lady at times and if there is anything small thing that I can do to show my appreciation and make the lives of the ladies I have known better in any way I'll do it. I write Reco's, and I will continue to do so for the above reasons.

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As always the response here is nothing short of phenomenal. Thank you all for your unwavering advice, caring and support. xoxo As Jade I can honestly say, she is mostly just me, with a Different name. I don't try to be something or perhaps someone Im not, the effort it takes to not be myself makes me weary.. :) The only difference I suppose is not revealing that personal side, with its ups and downs, mostly difficult to hide the downs. To maintain the professionalism while unintentionally my mind wanders to my life unbidden. And sometimes a flash of pain or anguish at a thought cannot be hidden. but we all do this, every day don't we?. In one form or another, hide our emotions from others, whether in our personal or professional lives. So all in all we will all do what we do, we just have to remember to be present in every moment as fully as we are allowed at the time to. To feel the pleasure, to find the beauty and even not fight or ignore the sadness when it does come. Theres blessings and lessons to be found in everything. Truly even with its ups and downs, while you live one life, or two lives in one body, one mind.... Life is a really beautiful thing.... J xo

Okay I'm going to start by saying I think it's very inconsiderate for a client to even put you in that position. I would never bring up that topic during an encounter for a couple of reasons. First...I would like both of us to enjoy our time together as much as possible and that's not going to happen if one of us feels awkward or uncomfortable. Second...It's NONE of my business. We're exclusive only for the time we're together. I'm sure you would never ask a client about a recommendation that he/she has made about another companion. I'm not a high volume client, having only met a handful of companions. But each encounter was different from the others because we're all different and isn't that part of what makes this fun and interesting? And I can honestly say that during each encounter I never once felt like the lady wished she was somewhere else or with someone else. And I enjoyed each and every one! It sounds to me like someone is looking for a GF, not a GFE.

I have one and only one genuine fear. My father. I didn't actually think I would survive to see 18 and when I was allowed to leave my family house, I knew I was walking away from the most dangerous situation I would ever be in. There are things I'm not fond of but they don't cause me angst. My stomach flips with heights that I'm unsecured upon but I still mastered trapeze and love standing on the edge of the Grand Canyon. I'm not fond of swimming in a deep body of water with seaweed tangling in my feet but I won't hesitate to dive off the boat to cool off. I don't like the look of swarms of anything or the holes in sponges but they don't panic me. I have no fear of what follows this life and have experienced holding someone when they die. Nothing I have ever experienced in my work or adult personal life comes anywhere near the genuine terror I experience from even seeing a picture of my father. The way I see it, if I survived him, there is nothing and no one out there big enough or mean enough to cause me any genuine harm and when you have no fear, no one even tries to fuck with you imo. Funny thing tho. One of my best friends is a doppleganger for my dad. They could be brothers and yet I adore this man. I think what attracted me to him to begin with was that he looked like my dad but his energy was so warm and genuine that I was just drawn in. 5 years later, we are very close and I often wonder if somewhere in our family tree we share a gene string or two. My father nicknamed me Cat. He told everyone I had nine lives and he was working his way thru them but had lost count of how many I had left. I guess I got out before he used up all nine... cat

Hello There I'm available Today single, double or trio with Passionvitto and Ana aka Claudia Great Specials for Cerb members ( call me for details ) For those ones that I haven't had the opportunity to introduce myself I'm Alexxandria a petite and beautiful massage attendant with the perfect looks an attitude. 36D 24 36 measurements fit toned long curly blonde hair and gorgeous face I'm a certified massage practicioner and I can offer you the best of the professional approach with the right sensual touch 6136974829 NO TXT PLEASE [email protected] Because you deserve A + Experience

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Nathalie I think this is a worry you are burdening yourself with unnecessarily. I find it surprising that anyone who would decide to meet with a provider would think they would be her only client, a bit unrealistic and I think its a bit silly for someone to say they don't like reading your reco's because it tells them you see others. Simply tell them not to.Why would someone read something anyways that they don't like? All you are responsible for giving is the type of encounter you are comfortable with and, in that experience its between you and him/her and its not their business who else you meet with. Gfe has nothing to do with exclusivity, imo, its about being genuinely intimate and passionate with the client you are with at the moment, no need to lie about anything, if he/she is asking about reco's or how many clients you see simply change the subject and say you aren't comfortable discussing those topics. After all reco's are a positive thing, here anyway, they are a persons opinion of how the encounter went, how they saw it, which for some are helpful, for others, if they don't like them then don't read or write them its just that easy. In the end you have to do what is right for you, that's first and foremost then take care of the clients needs. but don't feel the need to cater to someone especially when they are being inappropriate, all the best:)

I admit that early on I found it difficult to read reco's for someone I'd seen and repeated with. To perhaps deal with my own guilt and insecurities I strove to be a "different" type of client and by doing so I hoped I would be viewed differently. Reading others reco's intimidated me in that not only did it point out that wasn't special or different but also made me feel that my performance wasn't up to snuff as it were. After getting emotionally burned a time or two I came to be able to put the game into perspective because a very well regarded SP unwittingly crystallized it for me. Time was never an issue with us and after conversations were wide ranging and one time she asked me why I wasn't a f/s player, my response was that I was intimidated by what I read of these studs whose performances seemed to set a standard I'd never achieve and I didn't want to disappoint anyone. She smiled and said don't believe everything you read. Other chats helped me understand that I wasn't (my words here "different") and was pretty much like a lot of other clients and her job was to make me feel special or as she put it I'm a prostitute and you pay for that. It's much easier for me to read reviews and reco's now without feeling jealous or insecure. I do think more than me have struggled with this issue and it was good thing to resolve for my own peace of mind. Peace MG

honestly my only regret is as much as I love my job to the moon and back I regret being so open about it in my life as proud and as okay as I think it is not everyone has the same opinion of our job and therefore I only regret being open and honest about it when people ask me what I did for a living. my only regret would be not being secretive enough lol

I have no regrets. For me, regrets are missed opportunities to learn the lesson that life has to offer us at that moment. An opportunity for internal growth, a wider perspective of myself and how I interact with others and the world around me. My motto is to look within myself first. I change cannot change what has happened but through internal reflection, I can change how I view and interact with the world and those around me. "Be the change you wish to see in the world"...Ghandi

I look at reco's as what they are an opinion, so I don't put to much value on them. I'm appreciative of those who take the time to write one but I'm happy with or without them:) I do seem to meet a lot of men who are uncomfortable with the process. A lot feel its not discreet, they prefer to keep who they meet with and what they do with them private and then there are those who fear being found out if they post a lot. I try to explain that this is a very discreet site but in the end we all have to do what we are comfortable with:)

Malika is certainly not new to the scene, but she is new to St. John's. Here's hoping she makes us a regular stop!! I first learned of Malika (mah-LEE-ka) a few months ago by following her on Twitter. Even just 140 characters at a time, I was captivated by her. When she announced that she would be making a trip to my neck of the woods, I knew I had to jump at the chance! Our initial contact/get to know you process was basically smooth. When I first attempted to make contact she was out of the country, so I didn't hear back from her for about a week. But when she did get back to me, she apologized for the delay, but I was fine of course. She even was able to accommodate me with her flight schedule. The only day I was available was her last day, and she was planning to leave fairly early. Thankfully I booked with her weeks in advance, so she hadn't yet booked her departing flight. She was able to book one that was a bit later so that we could have our 2 hour morning rendezvous. Now guys not saying she can do that every time you request, but it seems she will do her utmost accommodate you. She's sweet like that :) We met in the early morning but I informed her I may run a few minutes late. When I sent her the text saying I was there, she promptly texted me back her hotel room number. No waiting. When I got there, the first thing I noticed was that she looks exactly like her pictures. Meeting someone for the first time, you're never quite sure if the girl you meet will be what you expect. Having sufficiently creeped her website as well as her Twitter and CERB profiles, I felt like I was meeting and old friend I hadn't seen in a long time. She was wearing a beautiful summer dress. Everything sufficiently covered, but areas exposed enough that I could see many of her beautiful tattoos. She really is literally a work of art. We started off by having a light breakfast that I had prepared. Just a heads up guys, she loves fine cheese, raspberries and good quality coffee. We chatted and ate, but before I even realized what was happening, our lips were locked. She is a great kisser. I firmly believe the french know how to do it best! I won't get into the gaudy details of our activities, but suffice to say we were both quite pleased. I will say that I have never quite had a DATY experience like that. She is blessed with being multi-orgasmic and I took full advantage. She is not the quietest when she is released, and her giggles afterward were so cute! I can still hear her!! The other thing I loved about her was that we spent a lot of time just lying, cuddling, and talking about life, the past and the future. She is french, but she has excellent command of English. She is a wonderful conversationalist. I envy the men of Toronto as they can take full advantage of this beauty throughout the year. For us here on the right coast, we have to take advantage when we can. I and wholeheartedly recommend you do just that. I know I will!!

While I was walking along the street today I noticed a younger person having difficulties with their groceries. They were juggling three bags on each arm and rotating them around rather frequently. It's impossible to get a good grip when everything is that heavy. When I caught up to them, I offered to take some of their bags at least partway home. I was in a rush, but it turns out he lived only a block from my place. Great coincidence! Pay it forward.

Last Sunday , I had a visit from my new neighbour ( whom I had never met ) asking how much i would charge him to dig a hole with my backhoe for a used pool he acquired ! Young guy newly married with a new baby and another on the way , He said he didnt have much money and couldn't afford to hire a regular guy to do it , I didnt really say how much :I just said that I would be over with the machine to have a look and see how hard it would be . I spent the afternoon digging and levelling and after about 5 hours we had it finished , I think he was a little scared about the time and the cost and finally he came out and said Gosh that was a lot more work than I thought it would be , How Much Will That Cost !! Well I said " counting mileage , gas , and about 5 hours , i figure that adds up to exactly One cold beer " , Of course he argued that it wasnt fair but it made me feel good so we settled on two.

every time I am in line at Timmies and there is a military person in uniform I will always pay for his or her coffee and I say thank you to them before they say it to me

Oh I love and hate the getting dressed time. I love it because its a sexy time where playful interaction is genuine and passionate. I hate it because it means our time is almost over, and 9 times out of 10, I genuinely don't want it to end. It is why I don't offer HH sessions. It isn't long enough for ME. I have had situations where I've been dressed, he's been dressed, and the playful after interactions have lead to more playtime (again, neither was in a hurry) and it was very much off the clock. I have also very VERY much wanted a client to stay... And cursed to myself at their perfect manners and respect of my time! Lol I always lay out their clothes while they are in the shower also... And am always close by while they dress. Usually I can't keep my hands off them.... Mmm!

Shower experience. Thought I was going to say something else didn't you. You guy's have one track minds Made you look :) Part of the GFE MA experience I really enjoy is the initial shower. From here I can tell how the rest of the session will go. And in most MA experience, there is always a shower, in SP experience there have only been a few showers :(. However, the showers can be hot soapy and sexy fun :). A lot of mutual caressing, fondling and stroking going on. Anything can happen in a shower :). It's fun to get clean :) and a great way to get know each other's bodies I find that this can be an extremely erotic experience with some of the girls. Kissing, and standing body slides under a hot soapy shower, Glistening water over a wet sexy body. Oh my, I've been with some girls where I would have been happy playing in the shower for the whole session:) My best GFE MA shower experiences have been with JessicaMassage, Gina, KellyXo, Michaella's Caress and Luscious Lilly. As to the best SP shower experiences I've had, I would think Eva Pearl who is a MA/SP gave great shower, actually best of both worlds.:) and I remember Peachy was a lot of fun in the shower also :) Don't forget the clean up shower. I've had a few memorable moments here also, where there were some very sexy moments :) Who have you had great shower's with :) Let's here about your experiences. I can only judge by the girls that I have met. I'll like to know about the other girls that I have not met yet.

While going thru albums looking for pictures for other thread's, I noticed that there are many sexy pictures of girls wearing wings. So I thought I would start this picture thread based on Girls with Wings: to start this is from ChantalSummers album. She is brand new : She must be good, she has already earned her wings :)

FELICIA,24. Outcalls only. 204-957-0561 - 24 Several matches, pic is from a stock image company. Sexy SaraH IS ReadY CaLL. 204-930-0134 Stolen from the gallery below: http://www.hottystop.com/southern-brooke-pink/ Bree, also advertising as Breezy Baby with same pics This pic is all over the place, not even a challenge LOL, but worth a look because she's cute http://images.luscious.net/665/topless_in_yoga_pants_nice_913174075.jpg Rose is New in town, BUSTY hot Asian Girl. Unique Style, WOW EFFECTS, 800-0687 - 2 Picture is of porn star Ai Bome. http://imgur.com/r/AsianHotties/owrg1 These girls bring all the girls on bp into disrepute. That's sad because there are girls who are honest enough to post real pics.

That's such a biggie! Perhaps I have some rethinking to do.. Me being a swimmer, mine is drowning.

I am not realistic about the life cycle to be honest, as death is inevitable for everything, but that is my biggest fear having something I love die. I don't fear death but it is unbearable for me to have to part with someone or something I love.

Strawberry Rhubarb pie... Dear god, want so bad

Before, after and during :D Apples or oranges?

Tomorrow in the east end from 9am-10pm... Give into temptation .. if you think you can handle it!! 613-523-6199

As I understand it, Chinese or Asian cowgirl is when your partner lowers herself on your member while staying on her feet as opposed to kneeling when she straddles you. Of the two choices, missionary or spoon, I would pick mish! I like to see my partners face. Natural blond or red thatch?

The east calls on all strap on lovers . My motto is from mild to wild !!

Get your point, its about professional courtesy. You are talkin about the business end of this world and I'm trackin. But...... Maybe they are on the fence.....and a little MOJO will bring them to your side?....lol May I offer an alternative opinion? You contacted them because something "tweaked" your interest..go with it... MA..SP its all about walking out at the end of the session and being in a great mood, the most considerate driver in Ottawa (and that says something..). Are you walkin down the street afterward with all the H A T E gone? How do you define this feeling in the business relationship? Think about "WHY" you contact someone................." For some of us (unless I am alone...and nuts?) the offer of FS or MA is secondary to being drawn by the pics/narrative/feel of the post/info. The welcome, the banter, the complete experience. I look at smokin hot pics...read banter that makes me laugh...review her posts that made me go "ohhhh yeeeea" and then turn the page because I was lookin for SP and she is only MA? I"m NOT. I Challenge anyone to book in w/Claire H and complain "but its just MA" (not that there is any question about what she offers..this is a philosophical question...and anyone who has seen her will get what I am sayin)....its not going to happen dudes...or...if you book in w/Cleo and never get past the F before service (again no doubt, she is everything that is "good" about this world) but left so contented/calm/happy....for the record....could not resist nor hold on her charm....and felt I got a deal and dancin in the rain afterward! (OK, walking with a huge smile on my face) Sometimes we get too hug up on the social contract and not enough on the "connection". Yea its business but no one repeats if its a robot dance. It's the summer everyone....lets enjoy it and ourselves. Sorry....its been a really good day. Lets try something tonight...all you ladies (dudes if you are so inclined....not judging here) post your pic and 5 sentences that will freak us out....nothing about FS or MA....and all us hobbyists lets just focus on the pics...the narrative and forget the "repertoire"....then we hook up and for once lets "roll" with it. Half of us (probably more) will end up w/an MA experience by SP's and dance in the rain...(Ok...over the top...how about letting someone change lanes for once...lol) All of you stop looking at me like I'm going to start on F I R E! This could be our CERB Flash MOB...

Was driving down the road this morning when I saw a tiny pink boot on the side of the road . It was in an area where their is very little traffic so i stopped to pick up the boot and continued on . After a few blocks I saw a mom carrying her little girl in the pouring rain and she only had one boot , so I stopped and asked her if she had lost her boot ? Well she did and they were very happy to get it back , gave them a ride to the daycare center and everyone was a little bit drier and happier . Kinda a silly story but put a smile on my face ....

if there is a bad smell anywhere in a intimate encounter i am immediately turned off so hygiene is important on bot5h sides

My greatest fear is telling someone my greatest fear and then have them use it against me. :66189-iconsex-teaba

Is CJ worth the $ - i tried to link up a few times but keep missing the opportunity - What is her age and build like?

Update: Please see the official Halifax's 2nd Annual Social thread located at this link: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=138248 Thank you, Lexy

stopped in to meet Ally and one of her cats (CJ). both very cute and fun to be around. Ally is a beautiful mature black woman who has a personality to make it a great experience. Will go back again. No doubt clean and personal service. A+

Come and Go and ladies turn over is no excuse for any agency or spa to post anfake pics to attract clientele.. Is part of the business people come and and it happens, and if you are not ready as business to dedicate sometime to put adds with pics to the ladies then you should not be in business. Yes some ladies don't want to have their pics online, fine and it is a desicion that pertains to every individual, us as Spa encourage our staff to provide us with pictures to help them market them.n but we do not force anyone to do it. Many that in the past did not want pictures up have come to realize that those who have pics get more interest than those who don't even have one pic available. Now days in this business yes the pics is one of the most important tools available, but used the wrong way they can also be a disadvantage, posting fakes is one of them!

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I definitely love some help while dressing not that I can't do it myself, lol. I love the closeness and the kisses and touching while being helped. I have been helped putting on my sweater, buttoning my shirt, and even putting on my shoes. These are very nice touches and wonderful gestures. Granted not every lady is keen or interested in doing those, but they just give me an extra nice feeling.

I love some help with a little play and kissing. I have found that as a client some of my most treasured encounters are when the lady is close to me while I get dressed. Perhaps she's kissing me, my neck, playfully interfering in my process. For me it enhances the GFE experience and provides the sensation that she doesn't want me to leave her. It really gets my motor running to want to come back and see her again soon.

The Governor! Fuck the Governor! Martinez is gonna get you... :) but in the meantime a perfectly evil villain...

HEre's a very handy site to check abbreviations not in the lists above, or elsewhere on site. http://www.urbandictionary.com/

Common adult industry sex terms, abbreviations, codes, codewords, terminology, acronyms, lingo, and glossary. What does this mean, what is the definition of, as defined in the dictionary, and what do the letters stand for: AAMP = Apartment Asian Massage Parlor. Based in a residential apartment instead of a commercial storefront. ABC = american born chinese ABJ = american born japanese Agency = a company that manages calls, bookings, and advertising for a group of escorts. AMP = Asian Massage Parlor analingus = licking anus Asian = analingus Asian Cowgirl = girl on top, squatting ASP = Adult Service Provider, or alt.sex.prostitution newsgroup ATF = all time favorite ATM = ass to mouth = penis, toy, finger goes from ass to mouth. attempts = trying to orgasm Aunt Flo = menstruation, period B&S = bait and switch = person who shows up is a different one than advertised babyback = petite, young, attractive Asian balloons = breast implants BB = bareback = without condom BJ = blowjob = oral sex = fellatio BBBJ = bare back blow job = BJ without condom BBBJTC = bare back blow job to completion (in mouth) BBBJTCIM = bare back blow job to completion in mouth BBBJTCNQNS = bare back blow job to completion, no quit, no spit BBBJTCWS = bare back blow job to completion with swallow BBBJWF = bare back blow job with facial BBFS = bare back sex BBW = big beautiful woman BCD = behind closed doors BDSM = bondage, discipline, sado-masochism. BF = boy friend BFE = boy friend experience birdwatching = BBBJTCWS BLS = ball licking and sucking Blue Jay = blow job blue pill = Viagra BSB = bus stop babe butter face = everything looks good, but her face BTW = by the way cash and dash = ROB who takes your money and runs CBJ = covered blow job = BJ with condom CC Rider = full service provider costing $200 or less CD = cross dresser CDS = covered doggy style CFS = covered full service = Sex with condom CG = cowgirl = girl on top facing you CH = Crazy Horse, SF Strip Club CIM = cum in mouth CL = craigslist.org CMD = carpet matches drapes, typically a natural blonde CMT = Certified Massage Therapist. A professional masseuse. Cowgirl = CG = girl on top facing you cover = condom cruising = driving around, looking for streetwalkers cups of coffee = releases = orgasms DATO = dining at the o = analingus DATY = dining at the y = cunnilingus DDP = double digit penetration, kitty and anus Dodge = streetwalker stroll: Mission Blvd, between A St and 14th St, in Hayward, CA Doggie = man behind girl, girl on hands and knees donation = payment Doubles = A threesome with two girls and you DDE = doesn't do extras (PS only) DDG = drop dead gorgeous DFK = deep french kissing, open mouth with tongue DIY = do it yourself (masturbation) DP = double penetration, two guys on one girl DT = deep throat, entire length of penis taken in mouth ECR = el camino real EOM = end of message. No text in message body. escort = a temporary companion for hire facial = cumming on partner's face FBSM = full body sensual massage fire and ice = a blowjob switching between hot tea and ice FIV = finger in vagina FKK = Frei K?rper Kultur. German brothel / nudist club. FOB = fresh off the boat. Asian immigrant recently arrived in the US. FOV = finger outside vagina French = BJ French Kiss = Kissing with tongue insertion FS = full service = BJ + Sex Get Brain = blow job Get Comfortable = get completely naked GFE = girlfriend experience. Typically BBBJ, CFS, DFK, DATY, and MSOG GG = Golden Gypsy. defunct, famous Berkeley massage parlor GND = girl next door Greek = anal sex, back door GS = golden shower = urination play GSM = g-spot massage happy ending = A handjob (usually) or blowjob after your massage hardwood floors = clean shaven kitty Hat = condom HDH = high dollar hottie HJ = hand job = a manual / hand release HH = half hour HM = high mileage HME = honeymoon experience, lapdog heaven HWP = height and weight proportionate hooker = prostitute IMHO = in my humble opinion interpreter = condom Italian = penis rubbing between butt cheeks ISO = in search of kitty = vagina Lapdog = person who worships providers to excess. LDL = low dollar looker (opposite of HDH) LE = ellie = law enforcement LK = light kissing, closed mouth LOS = land of smiles = Thailand mamasan = female manager of a massage parlor MBOT = Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre, SF Strip Club MBR = multiple bell ringing = MSOG MILF = mom I'd like to f-ck Mish = missionary position, or the SF Mission District Missionary = man on top, girl on back mohawk = thin rectangular strip of pubic hair MP = massage parlor MP = multiple pops = multiple releases MSC = Market Street Cinema, SF Strip Club MSOG = multiple shots on goal = multiple releases NCT = New Century Theatre, SF Strip Club non-pro = not a professional provider NP = no problem NSA = no strings attached OWO = oral without condom OWOTC = oral without condom to completion papasan = male manager of a massage parlor party hat = condom PIV = penis in vagina PL = Pathetic Loser PO = phone operator (for making appointments) PS = private show (Dance) PSE = Porn Star Experience PV = private viewing (Dance) RA = relaxation assistant raincoat = condom RB = myredbook.com rimming = analingus RMP = Russian Massage Parlor ROB = Rip Off Bitch Reverse cowgirl = RCG = girl on top facing away Reverse massage = you massage her Roman shower = vomit play RPG = role playing games Russian = penis rubbing between breasts = Pearl Necklace = titty fuck SC = Strip Club self-service = you masturbate SF = San Francisco shill = an insider posing as a satisfied customer SO = significant other SOG = shot on goal = one release SOMF = sat on my face south of the border = gential region southern france = BBBJ SP = Service Provider SPA = streetwalker stroll: San Pablo Avenue in Oakland, CA spanish = ATM = ass to mouth spinner = very petite, thin girl STD = sexually transmitted disease stroll = path frequented by street walkers SW = street walker TAMP = Therapeutic Asian Massage Parlor teabag = man squats and dips balls in partner's mouth TG = transgender TGTBT = too good to be true Tina = crystal meth TJ = Tijuana TL = Tenderloin district, San Francisco. between Van Ness Ave, Post St, Taylor St, and Golden Gate Ave TLD = topless lap dance tossing salad = analingus Troll = rude and hideous PL Trolling = Posting thinly disguised ads in a discussion forum TOFTT = Take one for the team. In reference to a new, non-reviewed provider. TS = transexual TUMA = tongue up my ass TV = transvestite UTF = Untranslated French = BBBJ UTR = under the radar WTF = What the fuck? (I'm rather surprised by this) XOXO = Kisses & Hugs YMMV = Your mileage may vary. Your service level could be different than reported by others. Applies to everyone, some more so than others. 1/2 and 1/2 = half and half = oral sex + full service 411 = seeking information 420 = 4:20 = marijuana 69 = two people giving each other oral sex at the same time $ = $100 $$ = $200 $$$ = $300 $$$.5 = $350 (get it?) incall = You go to her place, or a place she designates. outcall = She comes to your place, home, hotel room. two call system = For incall locations. Your first call is to set up the time and get the general directions on where to park. Your second call is made when you arrive to get the specific address / room number.