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I didn't know anyone pronounced it as "kerb." I can't think of a single English word that starts with "ce" where it is pronounced with a hard "k." Cerberus, cereal, cervix... Anyway, to each their own. I don't think anyone would think you are referring to a Kenyan reco board.

I don't buy the concept of soulmates, or the notion of The One. I really dislike the idea that we're incomplete without another person, that we can't be whole on our own. I think people who are whole individuals are much more capable of having healthy relationships than people who view their partner as literally a missing part of themselves. How can you respect your partner's autonomy and agency, understand that they might someday have needs that might conflict with your own, or give them the freedom to be their own person, if you don't view them as a whole, separate person from yourself? Viewing your partner as part of you or someone you can't live without creates co-dependence, and it's not a good mindset to be coming from if your relationship becomes unhealthy or you start to grow in different directions. I think the idea of The One is also really destructive. It leads people to staying in relationships that were once amazing but no longer so, feeling like the right relationship should never need any work or effort, discarding good relationships in search of perfect, or feeling like they've settled in their current relationship and being unable to be fully present with their current partner. There is no One magical person out there that we're meant to connect with (and if there were, what are the odds that we'd actually meet them in a world of billions?) I prefer to think that there are many people in the world who are potential partners and that we have varying degrees of compatibility with anyone we might date. Meeting someone wonderful is more about luck, circumstances and putting ourselves out there than destiny. Having a good relationship has nothing to do with destiny and everything to do with choosing compatible partners, being self aware, cultivating connection, and treating each other with compassion and respect. Even relationships that don't last till someone dies can be wonderful and valuable. I dislike any conceptual framework that diminishes the validity and value of relationships that run their course and end. I'm also mildly bothered by the idea that a soulmate can only be a romantic partner. Some of the deepest, most enduring connections I have are with friends and family, and those relationships should not be diminished just because they don't include romance or sex.

it's wise to avoid anything that advertises as 24 hours

Quite frankly, it doesn't matter how you pronounce it as long as you keep coming back :)

Thats how you'll feel when you spend some time with me, or indulge in a duo with Scarlette and I. Imagine being in between two warm silky smooth bodies...wet and warm is all you need to feel and forget about your reality when you enter our sensual playground. I am available Monday 1-9 Tuesday 9-1 Wednesday 1-9 Thursday 9-1 Friday 1-9 PM to reserve an appointment .

I've been fortunate and have had sex in a variety of place, university class room, public swimming pool, on a beach along with many strangers watching fireworks, hotel room in front of a floor to ceiling window and a movie theatre to name a few of the more memorable ones. Having said that my favourite is still in a big comfortable bed where you can take your time and do whatever for as long or as short as you both want. You can linger after the event and just hug and cuddle and all the warm fuzzy stuff. I think I'm getting old...

Don't despair lovely gents of Halifax. I am thinking seriously about just this matter. I have room and with the new laws more confidence in my ability to make this happen. Stand by for an announcement this summer!

I guess I look at a soul mate much differently. This is not a person you can't live without or view as "completing you". A soul mate adds to your life and gives you gifts and blessings that you wouldn't otherwise have. The only person who can complete you, IS you. If you are looking outside yourself for someone to fill in the pieces, you will never be truly happy or satisfied and you will be living from a place of fear because you believe you "need" someone else for everything. A soul mate can be a friend or lover, family member or any person in between. They can be short term or long term. To me they are very very special and when you meet them and interact with them, that is a memory you will always carry with you no matter the roads you may both take. I relate to poly so believe that thinking one person can meet all your needs puts undue stress on every relationship and every person within the relationship. We have friends and family for a reason. To me, this is the healthy choice; having multiple people playing important roles in your life while still being who they are meant to be and of course, being the best You possible. I think those who limit soul mate to love/romantic only are missing the greater divine meaning.

This is one creepy show....and the soundtrack that plays during some of the scenes really serves to ramp things up! Although I must say I am beginning to wonder if this guy ever sleeps and why in the name of God do they keep going to his place for meals.....still an excellent show, I'm totally hooked.

I find your spirit refreshing and inspiring. Forgive me, because I really don't know what I can say to you to make you any bit better, and all I can say is how you made my day better with your energy.

I have a funny memory of a certain dining table...lol with my SO years ago..we were fucking on the table and it broke haha...yes toatlly broke...ended up with a few bruises and having to by a new kitchen table lol.. Now the funniest part was to explain why the table broke ;) BJ

Spice0f1ife, I know how you feel... Trust me, I do! I am no Casonova and I am not a Marathon runner when it come to the play time. I'm more like a short track runner ;) So yeah, nervousness, sure big time!.... Many questions runs through my mind. What if I am not that good? What if I can't perform because... What if, what if!!! You know what, you'll never know until you try the services of a beautiful lady! I have my first appointment coming up... Yeah I am still nervous but you know what, I trust the lady will make me feel soooo good!! :) So, it's just like the song, Que Sera, Sera (Whatever Will Be, Will Be)!! Go for it....

Just take the plunge.... i guarantee you will not be sorry but the longer you wait lol the more you will kick yourself for waiting when you do..... go for it.

I have been on cerb for a few years now and I love everything about it It is a great positive safe place for us to interact I have met a lot of great people near and far...some I have gotten close to.and some I am yet to meet I recommend cerb to everyone! Xo

It will happen when you are ready darlin! And like he said there are so many beautiful ladies who would defiantly go out of her way to make sure you are comfortable relaxed and content. No rush .. take your time.. we will all be here ready able and willing to make you smile ...til then chat and enjoy our photos xo

You could always try http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=147748

"Switcheroo" is right! lol If you search for the number she is using 204-774-9161, you will see that she/they advertise as an agency and all the pictures come back with tons of hits on tineye. For example: http://winnipeg.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/linda-and-ladies-204774-9161-xoxo-204774-9161-winnipegs-best-for-10-years-19/1843151 The picture with the plump red lips come back with 281 hits lol www.tineye.com Have fun! She has been reviewed on another popular escort review board (TER) as Lana and using fake pics... ad website Report New Website URL personal website Report New Website URL agency name Unknown agency Agency service Escort city Winnipeg phone 1 (204) 774-9161 incall/outcall outcall real photo No I am certain if I took the time to look around some more, you would be (not so) surprised at what came up ;)

Yep there's not much doubt that I gave a CERB addiction... i come on here every day. An earlier poster indicated that he was on every day before and after work...lol... what a slacker I am sure to check in at least a couple if times a day while at work. I have enjoyed the community but to be honest I am really here because of the amazing ladies.... I managed to live quite well before I found CERB and would do so again if it was gone but I enjoy having it as a part if my life and am thankful for all the people who work so hard to maintain and operate this online space for us. THANKS

Similarly, I usually end my business meetings with one last cup of my client's ass.

Welcome to CERB. Read the reco's, the ladies' posts, profiles and websites and if you see a lady who interests you, contact her using her preferred method of contact. Here's a good start for you (I'm assuming since you posted in the Ottawa Discussion Forum) of Ottawa ladies http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=316 and the recommendations thread http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=125 Good Luck RG

A thank-you and a firm handshake..... works for me. Peace MG

KERB as in Curb Your Desires....NO!!! I pronounce it CERB with an S as in Sexy :-) RG

Technically not a Bond Girl, but Moneypenny comes to mind. Louis Maxwell (a Canadian), was beautiful in her day.

Did something stupid this weekend, was planning on having a BBQ, started the BBQ and left it to heat up, looked back a few minutes later and noticed the BBQ was engulfed in flames. Turns out I had left the BBQ brushes on the warming rack. Duhhhh... what a mess, the plastic handles had completely melted and was burning. Turned the BBQ off and poured water on the mess. Fun time cleaning everything.

Ahhh what a nice time I had in Cuba!! House party gatherings with the best food ever!! Pork spit roasts, lobster, yummy veggies! Sunshine and heat up to 35-40 every day! Nice to go away but yet so nice to be home again! Now just waiting to open my PEI cottage and let the summer begin!! xoxoox

That's fucking deliciously beautiful. I pictured all that in my mind and it was so hot and arousing.... self pleasure is an amazing thing and has it's own place just as does all forms of sex and sexual/sensual arousal.

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Tom I wish you all the best with your health challenge, we haven't met but reading your posts you seem to be a very strong person, you are an inspiration to all of us, thanks.

Apparently every sex worker in Canada leans on a lamppost in a miniskirt and high heels. None are capable of making any kind of responsible decisions for themselves. Nice bit of BS from the ex-Edmonton cop. The johns are taking money from their "family economy" and therefore hurting the children. This will be the Tory fallback position if any independent sex workers speak up. "Okay so you aren't a victim but little children are". And if you support independent sex workers you hate children, perfect Tory logic. Almost all the articles in that Metro feature are pathetic. The poem by the self pitying whiner...get a grip kid, if you hate it that much go work at McDonalds for a fifth or a tenth the money. The argument about money and power is a red herring too. So what if a customer has more money than the SP? He won't for long if he gives it all to her. Lots of client/vendor relationships exist where a customer has lots of money and a seller has less. Rich people go to Walmart...are they exploiting their power by going through a checkout where the cashier has less money than them . There are lots of SPs who make more than me but it doesn't bother me. There will always be people with more and less money than others. Maybe the women talking about that would only be happy if everyone had the same amount of money? Once again, it is sad that no sensible discussion about this seems possible. All bogus arguments that don't stand up to critical analysis.

Unnamed Girl (Tonia Sotiropoulou) in Skyfall (I did it) lol

My dear Tom... You have an amazing spirit to fight that shit away...but it seems to not want to let go :( One thing is for sure...its not affecting your sense of humour!! You are so very much inspiring...thanks for sharing and i sure hope you keep smiling ..you sure are making me smile! Love you tons xoxox BJ

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Last month i had the opportunity to share a wonderful afternoon with Savannah Lane. We had met briefly at the Holiday social, and we kept in touch over the winter months. When she announced that she was returning to Ottawa i immediately arrange an afternoon date with her. Savannah describes herself as a passionate, intense woman who enjoys the art of seduction. i can only say that after experiencing an afternoon with her, she is all this and much more. As we shared our initial glasses of a fine wine,i found Savannah to also be very intelligent, fun to be with, well educated and possessing a great sense of humour, and in my opinion, her pictures do not do justice to her beauty. But I really came for the passion and intensity of an encounter with Savannah and I was not disappointed. Our afternoon progressed into an very enjoyable encounter that was extremely hot, steamy and sensuous as we pleasured each other over the course of our date. Savannah is a great practitioner in the art of seduction. I truly enjoyed my time with Savannah and i can't wait to see her again - I am sure that we will pick up where we left off and the passion, intensity and seduction will be there once again, but only stronger than before.

As Meg says, Stop seeing him, as Valerie says, record everything. Keep dates, exact times of sightings and if you can alert neighbours or someone you trust to keep their eye out and to report when they see him near you or your home/neighbourhood/property. Records are needed to have anything done by police and the courts. I had dealt with someone over a 6yr period following my every move, calling me, even moving underneath me in an apartment building. My stalker knew the law well and the boundaries to which he could push. Walking by your place for example on a public sidewalk daily even many times a day is legal. But with due diligence, recording these events, with witnesses statements you should be able to get a judge and police to act in your favor should you need a restraining order or if you feel your privacy and well being is threatented. I'm sorry you are experiencing this.

Stop seeing him would be #1. Next, do not engage..never respond to any communications. If all of that fails....restraining order!

Here's the link that Roamingguy referred to (I think): http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=66258&highlight=stalker Good luck!

Its thigh high Thursday! Lady Karmen likes to pull mine off with her teeth. Meow

Do you even pay attention? I will ignore your vitirolic and ill-informed attack and concentrate on what has happened in the past on a similar issue. Harper personally is clearly anti-abortion, and has declared that numerous times. However, he does not believe that it is right for the Government to dictate on the issue as it is a complex and personal question. For that reason he has stifled all attempts by the anti lobby to raise it again as an issue in the House. Something that goes against his own interests and beliefs but that he sees as an issue that the government should not dictate on. This issue is much the same, and I know he does not want to live or die on it. He may be opposed to legalization because of his own beliefs, but he does credit most Canadians with being able to decide for themselves what is right and wrong for them, without having the Government dictate it for them. Stop reading the Toronto Star and listening to CBC radio, Robert Fife and all the rest of the sensationalist journalists. See what the law says before we start crying gloom and doom.

I recently had the opportunity to meet up with Nikki Sweetz on one of her visits to Moncton - I'm glad I stopped by! Nikki is indeed quite petite and very lovely! She has what was to me a very fit & slim figure, and very well proportioned! Stylish & with an interesting belly button ornament too! Nikki and I had a few laughs & shared some great time together! She's a cool girl and a lot of fun! I hope to see her on another one of her trips through Moncton!

Personally I would have no issues with seeing a lady at my place. The ladies I now see (granted after a bit of learning and experience) I trust, so I wouldn't be worried about the silverware being stolen LOL All that said, the biggest obstacle to hosting in my own place is that I live in smalltown Ontario, and it would be far to long a drive to get here But I do like hosting, which is why I like outcalls to my hotel. But irrespective of my preference , it's first and foremost what the lady feels comfortable doing. A rambling RG

I don't see what the big deal is with an SP coming to your home. We are expected to have gentlemen in our homes, with the same thoughts of 'is he casing the joint' and do I come home to en empty place some day, or he turns up at some point when it's completely inconvenient (has happened!). We let you into our homes, why are we not let into yours? Discretion is one thing that I have noticed on this site, it is very prevalent here, and the ladies are outstanding in this. I don't believe that any lady advertising on this site would ever do anything to compromise the situation, but I do feel more comfortable going to the home of a gentleman if I have met him before. Timing things properly, and the lady being respectful of the situation (I could be your accountant coming to visit you), we dress appropriately for the public, its whats underneath that the public doesn't see is what counts, and what happens AFTER the door is shut! lol

I've experience many great GFE experiences, the best being, when there is a connection or chemistry between the two of you. It's the feeling where they truly enjoy your company and do their best to make your time enjoyable and intimate. It's not about the extra's, my best experiences have been with women that don't provide any extras, just a lot of physical contact, kissing, continuous body slides, and mutual touching. Some chatting, cuddling and hugs. It's about the teasing and making the session last as long as they can. When the time is over, you don't want to leave. When you leave, you already know that you are coming back again and you know that she wants to have you back. To me that is a true GFE session. It's like dating someone for the first time, getting to know each other in intimate ways, but not going all the way yet :)

A week after I had got the keys to my first car I went to the grocery store. After I picked up all my groceries, I did what I had always done after I picked up my groceries ....... I walked home. 10 blocks later I get home and my room-mate asks me why I came in in the front door when our parking is in the back. I can only imagine what my face looked like when it finally dawned on my what I had done. I can still hear his howling laugh.

Saw Meghan back in the early Summer. Just thought I'd add a rec since I see she's attracting folks with her specials. Take advantage, gents. She's very skilled orally - as a conversationalist, and otherwise :bj: :-D, likes receiving just as much as giving, and did not rush a'tall. I hope to call on her another day soon, until then...keep her warm for me.

I call them WTF was I thinking moments and honestly I get them fairly frequently but I get a good laugh. I tried to change the Chanel with my phone. I grab a glass to pour myself a drink and put the juice in the cupboard. I turned on the blender and forgot the lid. That sucks Can't understand why my key card don't work, only to realize its my visa. Locked my keys in the truck, only to go home to get a spare without my house keys which are in the locked truck. All I can think of for the moment but I'm sure the list goes on.

If it wasn't for CERB I would not be an SP and having so much fun!

Stumbling upon CERB was one of the best things that has happened to me this year. I love the community spirit here & making new friends. My first SP experience was a cerb lady who made me feel like I was the center of the universe. I will probably never forget that first experience, but I'll keep the details private of course. My meetings with other cerb ladies have all been fantastic. I hope this site lives for many, many generations! I also appreciate the work that the admins/mods put into this site. Thank You VERY MUCH!!!! My 5 cents worth. Hal