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etasman2000

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  1. Before Cerb (B.C) I use to lurk in another board focused on overseas hobbying . There is a tacit rule among board members that any suspected underage encounters are to be reported to the authorities immediately. The reasoning was as prostitution was legal in those countries why introduce the specter of exploitation into the picture.
  2. I did too. However it turns out yahoo has a history of having this behaviour, then again google told me so :)
  3. Seriously......wait till the next day and try again. Yahoo has done that to me before.
  4. OMG....i'm going thru a phase where i'm now listening to Insane Clown Posse!
  5. Ok....lets ask the simple question.....if you aren't bothered about being outed why not just use your real name on cerb. essentially that's the outcome of posting that picture and having someone put two and two together. personally i say you aren't paranoid
  6. The norm is straight cash. A few SP offer credit card and email transfers. Just curious how you would know you would have a great encounter before the encounter occurs.
  7. [quote]OK, so for the exactly three women left in this world, apparently, who don't know what Plan B is, it is sort of the world's greatest contraceptive. I'm about to piss a whole lot of people off about various things, I'm sure, so let's just prepare ourselves. What Plan B does: Zap that sucker at the source! No, I don't actually think there is a "sucker." I would not talk in such a ... glib tone about abortion, which I believe, yes, is murder -- "the extermination of the powerless by the powerful," as my #1 bitch hero Camille Paglia would say, and you can be as liberal as you want but there are biological facts to acknowledge. Yet it's a murder within the confines of MY biological body, not in the governed-by-society rules, and thus I have the right to murder it. Just like I have the right to kill myself! (Which, no, I'm not going to do. Trust me, I have no idea how (short of drugs, and THAT I find pathetic). And I was reading David Foster Wallace over the weekend and he hung himself and I'm all, how DO these creative writer types know how to make nooses? Could you make a noose? I don't think I could make even one nautical knot, and thinking about those things makes me curious and cheerful. So anyway, that was just an UPLIFTING Tuesday aside, and you're welcome for it!) But back to Plan B! Plan B is a pill you can take within 72 hours of having sex and stupidly letting your man ejaculate inside of you. Why are we still doing this? Maybe you're not. But I AM. WHY, CAT, WHY? You are SO DUMB. There are so many other options. Such as: 1) Letting the man come somewhere besides where it will get me pregnant. Which is always (vaguely) fun. SO, why not? Because I always instruct someone to do it the dangerous way. FYI, this will be the first and last time I discuss my sex life on this website. It's just not my thing; I just can't do it. I'm doing it only because this is a birth control issue. 2) Birth control pills. NO. They will make me fat; they will make me "spot" (another thing I squeamishly just DON'T LIKE TALKING ABOUT; don't worry, though, everyone else who works here does); they will give me acne; and quite frankly, they will NOT prevent me from getting pregnant! I know this because IT HAPPENED TO MEâ?¢. No, I didn't take my pills right; I forget things like this unless they are FUN pills, or what I BELIEVE, delusionally, to be a "fun" pill at the time; anyway, the point is, unless a pill gets me speedy or doped up as all hell I will NOT remember to take it, and then I will get pregnant! I JUST WILL. (IHTMâ?¢.) 3) The Depo-Provera Shot. Uh-huh. Same concept as the pills, if you get my drift. Egads, but it's true. 4) Condoms. Nope! As if. I don't know. I don't sleep with that many people and so I just don't do condoms! ARG I HATE TALKING ABOUT MY SEX LIFE; LET'S END THIS. 5) Abortion. This shouldn't even be on the list though obviously I've had them. Abortions are not birth control and I hate them! I'm OBVIOUSLY pro-choice but I think they are terrible and wrong and I hate having them. And I mean terrible for everyone involved. It breaks my heart all around. 6) A diaphragm. Ooh! The wild card! I had one of these in college, and by college I mean the year I was 18 and living in Soho and going to "acting school" and blowing my trust fund on cocaine and champagne at all of the best clubs. Anyway, I lugged around a diaphragm with me in a little case and would OCCASIONALLY use it. I was very slutty back then and never got preg, so I guess it worked. Amazingly I did not get herpes, though. Or anything else! SO. That leaves us with Plan B. I don't even want to describe how Plan B works, mainly because I'm too lazy to look it up. Here, analyze this, um, diagram: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHH THIS IS TOO, TOO TERRIFYING AND I REFUSE TO UNDERSTAND IT. Just know this: â??Plan Bâ? is the trade name for a morning-after pill made by Barr Pharmaceuticals. The manufacturer claims that it will prevent conception, even when taken up to 72 hours after the arrival of sperm in the female reproductive system (with a claimed success rate of 75â??89 percent). The Plan B pill contains essentially the same powerful hormone (a progestin) used in commonly available birth control pills, only in a much stronger dosage. AND you can get it WITHOUT a prescription, for like $50, at any pharmacy. So it's genius. But WOMEN. We are clearly abusing it. OK, at least I am. Once I took it three times in one month! And that is seriously extreme; I know; I know. So besides that horrible month -- I was f*&king around with someone REALLY sexy; what can I say -- I'd say that I take it once every, like two months, and OMIGOD I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M WRITING ABOUT MY SEX LIFE. I meant to be writing all of this to condemn all of YOU. Funny how things work out. OK, my point is, I'm sleeping with someone new now and I'm going to be better about not letting anything happen. Women of New York City and the world: resolve to step up. Fifty bucks is fifty bucks -- that's practically a new fall fragrance! We should all stop letting dudes come inside of us and take some responsibility because I am feeling increasingly guilty about being an AVID participant in an abortion-friendly culture. Attack me in the comments section -- GO. [/quote][URL="http://www.xojane.com/healthy/get-it-together-girls-every-goddamn-pharmacy-new-york-out-plan-b-every-one"]Original article[/URL] The blogsphere quickly responded to her blog, partial quote: [quote]Hereâ??s the thing. I am not the only blogger with Laser Beams of Ladybusiness Justice (henceforth known as LBOLJ, and intensified by the wearing of gender lenses) â?? not even close. And so first I want to direct you to three blog posts written by owners of LBOLJ that cover the main, important points of why this Plan B article on XOJane is both wrong and dangerous. Rebecca Watson of Skepchick: [URL]http://skepchick.org/2011/10/xojanes-cat-marnell-performance-art-or-gross-idiocy/[/URL] Scicurious at Neurotic Physiology: [URL]http://scientopia.org/blogs/scicurious/2011/10/15/xo-janes-health-editor-are-you-playing-with-me/[/URL] Michelle Clement at Crude Matter: [URL]http://blogs.scientificamerican.com/crude-matter/2011/10/15/girlybits-101-now-with-fewer-scary-parts/[/URL] [/quote][URL="http://blogs.scientificamerican.com/context-and-variation/2011/10/17/lbolj-plan-b/"]Original blog post[/URL].
  8. http://www.androidzoom.com/android_applications/entertainment/zombiebooth_kiqj.html
  9. that its your birthday hope you enjoy the last of the days enjoying .
  10. I do and it is not the same higher expectation between all the ladies. For example one lady I would expect her to be knowledgeable about blue smoke and wines (and the lady I have in mind isn't just knowledgeable; she is much more knowledgeable then I would ever be), another lady I have higher expectation of a particular skill she has and so forth. Why.....is it as you once use to mention, you aren't just a name, you are a brand. Note: Realize that I am a brand too, at work there is a higher expectation from me at my chosen areas of expertise.
  11. There is currently approximately 7 BILLION people on this planet. To say that one is better then another is to trivialize the richness and variation of the human psyche and our unique relationship needs. What I am willing to say is individual circumstance, social upbringing, personality allows a better fit to monogamous or polyamorous relationships. Can monogamy work ? Yes. Can polyamory work ? Yes. Do each have their own unique set of challenges ? Yes. Since The Ethical Slut has been mentioned (which surprisingly I haven't read) I would recommend Opening Up by T. Taormino, The Sex and Love Handbook by Kriss & Rozz Heinlein, and Feeling Good by D. Burns (just for good measure ;) ) Lastly, find your own happy place.
  12. Or your S.O. makes a distinction between working Sugar and personal Sugar and personal Sugar is all his/hers.
  13. From that it looks like the City is welcome to make the bylaw and if you are so incline to place yourself under that restrictions so be it. Does the City have to follow the Personal Information Protection and Electronic Documents Act.
  14. Any idea why this legal challenge failed ? What is to stop the cities from placing a high barrier of entry ?
  15. Sorry the hijack. Usually for any duo: FFM, MMF the parties should have met prior to the event to establish comfort level. Most ladies would expect to met the individual gents privately and singly before the MMF event. As to who might be open to this.......it would be best to met someone you and your friend are interested in individually, establish some trust and broach the subject. Another option is to participate in a GB as the other GB participants can weigh in if things get out of hand.
  16. LOL.....ok....good luck then......
  17. This has been observed in other medical issues as well including ADD i.e. it isn't an isolated event.
  18. eh ? 2 guys 2x$. that's just basic math.
  19. That's partly why I posted the article, the whole tone towards escorting.
  20. Its is because of an error with the latest Adobe Flash on Lion. See http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=59557 for the interim solution.
  21. The redhead has hit the 1000. Have some dessert and keep posting.
  22. My theory for donation started as a teen, it is based on the Principle of Abundance. 10% of income is an easy number to start with. I like to eat and as such I donate to the Food Bank especially during the summer months.
  23. See mod's post on the matter. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=14414 If you want to add pictures into your album you can follow the instructions here http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=15996 Cheers!
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