Phaedrus

Provided, of course, he doesn't actually do anything with them. It has been said that the definition of a gentleman is "Someone who knows how to play the bagpipes... but doesn't". Aha! I know Santa only comes once a year, but I didn't know who else was involved... :)

For those who are interested. Ladies, you might want to take a peek too, but don't tell anyone I told you :)

Thanks, guys! I shall have to renew our acquaintance :)

So, a question.... George W. Bush's niece (who is called Lauren Bush) will this weekend be marrying David Lauren, son of the famous designer Ralph. Question is: will she really present herself to society as Lauren Lauren?

Enya - Orinoco Flow http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfVJ11GXzXQ

Ozric Tentacles - Eternal Wheel

Skid Row - Sweet Little Sister http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xxCYfkSUKY

So, resurrecting an old thread... I see that ALO has a Lany on the schedule again. Is this the same Lany as was there last fall?

This is even better in a mashup with the original and... Cartman. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tZG5j1nGsA Also: check out Cartman's shirt at 2:07. Does it say what I think it says? :)

So, um... Which of these lovely ladies is Eccentica Gallumbits ("The best bang since the Big One" - Zaphod Beeblebrox)? Inquiring minds would like to know...

Awesome job, Nicki! Congratulations, and looking forward to many more...

I have a definite soft spot for Argentinian Malbec. And for a big Shiraz (nothing subtle, please - I want my taste buds to be bludgeoned into submission). And for Cabernet Franc. And when I'm travelling (or even when I'm at home, for that matter) I have a bias towards local stuff. But really, I'll drink anything :) On the bubbly side, things like Cava and Vouvray are fantastic... bear in mind that if you buy Champagne, you're paying quite a bit extra just to see that magic word on the label. And while it may impress people, the label doesn't actually taste all that good.

A fisking seems to be in order: That may be true for some guys, but not for all. And certainly not for the smart ones, I think. It seems to me that a lady who's having fun herself is more likely to want to make sure that I'm also having a good time, if only to make sure I come back in the future. Yes, there are some things you can expect from a boyfriend that you can't expect from a client. But I've read quite a few recos here that described situations that sounded quite romantic to me (although to put that in context, I'm crap at romantic stuff, so my judgement of this probably isn't worth much). And trust me, we *like* it if we manage to reduce the lady we're with to a quivering pile of orgasmic awesomeness, if only because it strokes our egos and makes us feel like newly-incarnated sex gods. We don't always manage it, alas, but... No. Absolutely not. Everyone has limits, however tightly or liberally they may choose to draw them, and there is absolutely no requirement for anyone to go beyond those limits just because an envelope with cash in it may have been placed somewhere earlier. It is not up to you to do what anyone wants you to do if you're not happy doing it, or if you just don't feel like it right now, or for any other reason. Or for no reason at all, if that's what you decide. Well, you probably can't stop him. And I suspect that you probably shouldn't, either. After all, if he wants to treat you like a piece of meat, why on earth would you want him around for a second longer? Because he wants to have a good time too. And because, believe it or not, some of us are actually just nice people. No, you're a person I'd like to have the privilege of meeting, and I'd hope we would have fun together, and that you'd enjoy it as much as I would. Note the important word there: WE. I obviously can't speak for anyone else on this, but I think (and hope) that most of the guys here would agree with me on this. This may be true of some. It isn't true of all. There are as many reasons for seeing SPs as there are people who go to see them. And FWIW, hanging around in bars hoping to get lucky and getting increasingly desperate as closing-time approaches is a really sucky way to spend an evening. On a lighter note... So when did "How To Have Sex With Escorts" become "How To Make Coffee"? Does supplying good coffee to your chosen SP get you better sex, or something? :)

...it's good to understand where zombies come from in the first place. Enlightenment, as always, from our philosopher of the moment...

They seem to be doing something about it, which is promising. Their privacy guide (pdf) is also quite good.

I can't believe this. Superman without his red underwear on the outside is just... wrong. The blue is too dark, too.

Yup. Absolutely. Anyone staring at you from behind is just watching your back. Nothing else. :)

Snap - Rhythm is a Dancer http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXa-QDvxacw

Another nomination, with the force of a poll behind it. I must admit, I haven't dared click 'play' on this. I don't think I'd be able to take it.

So, what to say about Nicki that hasn't already been said? I don't have much to add to the reviews above, except to confirm that they're absolutely right... I met Nicki recently at her Orleans location, which was very nice. She's beautiful, friendly and easy to get along with, has some quite delicious curves, and is generally hotter than hell. After some chat to start with, things warmed up, clothing was distributed across the room, and a very good time was had :) And there was time for some chat afterwards, and a shower together, too. I'll definitely be back!

This is, of course, the downside to the government getting involved in... well, anything. Although at least the German government seems rather more clued in on the inevitability of the oldest profession than some other governments I could mention...

No, they're still very different. The difference is that science approves of your gathering of experimental evidence in this area, whereas religion tends not to :) BTW, if you need an assistant for your continued research in this area... :icon_mrgreen:

It should probably be said that doing any of this yourself will almost certainly invalidate the warranty on the laptop... but given that you don't want to take it in to Apple at all anyway, I assume this isn't a big issue.