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I can recommend the two ladies identified above. .... how on earth did you join CERB in April 2006 yet only now make your fifth post??????

Would love to help, man, but I have the same challenge - we iinevitably would be off in the CR when the other was at his weakest. Good luck, have fun and enjoy!

I believe the 'Fat Bastard BBM' agency provides this..... I'm also happy to assist.... first session is a freebie!

I didn't express a strong opinion one way or the other when the separation of the MP and SP threads was being considered. I haven't found it any better (nor really any worse) as I now find myself browsing both sections regardless. I recognize the discussion areas are where we interact most but if feels to me like the separate advertising sections separate the ladies into less connected groups... thoughts ladies and gents?

Little pitchers have big ears = don't talk about this in front of the kids (for waterat: pitcher = container with a spout for storing and pouring liquids; ear = the handle of such a container) I now understand and appreiciate WIT's comments and translation! I was referring to those old family photos of me as a young boy with ears too big for my head!! lol, Waterat

Jessica provides a Nuru massage that I would only describe as 'GFE' but she doesn't choose to provide FS. I can't imagine that you would be disapointed with a visit to see Jessica.... her Nuru service is to die for!!

I can't make it Friday but will plan to be there to show support (and enjoy) as often as I can next week.

I felt that there were simpler solutions to this difficulty of whether advertisers were SP's or MP's but I'm glad to be part of a community that discusses options, comes to a general consensus and implements the new idiea. Well done CERB. Hopefully this will work well for the ladies as well as the hobbyists.

Not sure she does outcalls but try contacting SexyAdriana. I would totally recommend her.

.....They'd run around free while the Earth was being born And the loveliest of all was the unicorn ..... OK now I'm reading! lol

Why on on earth would they bother putting a quadruple x (should it be a triple x?) in the name if they didn't want to answer the inevitable question in the affirmative? I have neither seen their ad nor visited but I wonder how effective this marketing approach is!

BB: I have to agree with you... I'll assume it was porn video! I'm really leaning towards Pete's suggestion of some post-action porn that could rev things up again. I would also want the SP to be into it too.... Cindy?

I'm not religious but I believe the message in this conspiracy is a fine idea! ... and this not overly thoughtful contribution is my 100th post... is there a conspiracy theory about milestones?

Maybe there is some nefarious preference placed on CERN by the scientist there - apparently they're the ones who brought us the internet.

Balaclava: I noticed you've been a member since August 2009 but that this appears to be your first post so I am quite confident this is just a rumour you're repeating. Indeed, even Cato, who frequents Barb's hadn't heard it! Rumours and diarrhea: painful for those experiencing them and hard to stop. I'm looking forward to a great New Year visiting Barb's!

schedule. Cleo is now providing massage services at a few ALO locations - just check their master schedule and you'll see her name. Happy New Year!

.... aaah, true, but indeed the main course is definitely worth so much more!

"What we have here is a failure to communicate,"

I'm very certain that my full attention would be taken by the lovely lady I was visiting.... but I could see the porn adding something to the experience!

Yes, well said everyone. What I meant was that just a haircut with Erica, the banter and discussion are all very enjoyable. If she's providing only ladies hair dressing I still wish her all the best.

for me Shawville is not all that far..... and I think I will make an appointment with Erica just to have my hair cut.... I'll close my eyes and just imagine! lol

you deserve it. I congratulate you on your renewed life and living. And I love your butterfly analogy. Cheers, Waterat The Butterfly by Kazantzakis from Zorba the Greek I remember one morning when I discovered a cocoon in the back of a tree just as a butterfly was making a hole in its case and preparing to come out. I waited awhile, but it was too long appearing and I was impatient. I bent over it and breathed on it to warm it. I warmed it as quickly as I could and the miracle began to happen before my eyes, faster than life. The case opened; the butterfly started slowly crawling out, and I shall never forget my horror when I saw how its wings were folded back and crumpled; the wretched butterfly tried with its whole trembling body to unfold them. Bending over it, I tried to help it with my breath, in vain. It needed to be hatched out patiently and the unfolding of the wings should be a gradual process in the sun. Now it was too late. My breath had forced the butterfly to appear all crumpled, before its time. It struggled desperately and, a few seconds later, died in the palm of my hand. That little body is, I do believe, the greatest weight I have on my conscience. For I realize today that it is a mortal sin to violate the great laws of nature. We should not hurry, we should not be impatient, but we should confidently obey the eternal rhythm.

I love this John Prine song almost as much as I Love Norah Jones...!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqSHPsY2bY4&feature=related "It's a half an inch of water (or a happy enchilada) and you think you're gonna drown" Or check out another of Prine's classics: Dear Abby! lol Yes, perspective is everything and Mr. Nice2 has it pegged.

Tell the story!!!