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" Some women are fine with being objectified regarding services and others like myself are not." This is actually the most important issue here for me. I have opinions about BBBJs (hey, I'm a guy, I like them, what would you expect) but I don't want to reduce my opinion of an SP to a yes/no option on a particular physical act. Yes, I really enjoy BBBJs, but only some of the SPs whose company I most enjoy are comfortable with them, and that's fine, that's part of the package. It sometimes seems, with new members, that they have not yet entirely taken on board that CERB is not simply a site for hobbyists. "Locker room talk" is not the correct standard of discourse. (Though having spent a lot of time in locker rooms, I'm willing to say that such talk isn't actually all that common there.) That said, I don't mean to criticise OP, who actually was trying to be inclusive with his initial question.

It's been said before, but I wonder this every time I see one of these "what about so-and-so on BP/CL" questions: why wonder about them? I mean, yes, I get the curiosity, the draw of the new - but still. Here you are on CERB. CERB is overflowing with charming and skilled SPs of every shape and size, catering to pretty much every taste. They are vouched for, reliable in their claims, and a known quantity - not to mention known quality. Why come here to ask about anonymous SPs posting in an unreliable forum? It's like going to the finest restaurant in town and then asking your fellow diners whether they know anything about the local McDonalds.

This is my issue too. I would not leave a message because I'd wonder whether I had called the right number. But Cristy, that shouldn't override your legitimate precaution, because although I wouldn't leave a message, I --would-- call back.

So here's a question - how do you go about making an MMF threesome happen? Once I had it happen when I responded to a ---------- ad. Twice I've mentioned my interest to an SP who said "I could make that happen, I know a guy" and they did (coincidentally it was the same guy both times!). A couple of other SPs have said they could make it happen, and probably they would have if it had gone beyond idle chatter on my part at the time. On the other hand some SPs here have indicated a willingness to meet two guys together, but despite some discussion on the boards or privately about that, it doesn't seem to be easy to get the two guys together in the first place. Or maybe that's just my experience. Any thoughts?

The difficulty with unwritten rules, as they say, is that they are unwritten. It takes a little while for newcomers to become aware of the norms, and that's through no fault of their own. That IS a reason, however, that conversations like this one are so useful. Otherwise, I echo FredSmith's observation. You can easily buy a phone for well under $100 and for another $100 buy enough minutes on a prepaid card to last a long time. With the added plus that you never have to give any identifying information to anyone, you will have guaranteed that you will get no texts or calls on a phone that will ever be accessible to anyone else. It's worth it simply for never having to have wonder again whether this is or isn't a good moment to text, whether you should or shouldn't send your number, and so on.

Annaharris has the toned body of an athlete, a gamine charm, and is entirely composed of magic. She will turn your body into a musical instrument and play you like a virtuoso. I will not describe the nature of her services, because she herself does so eloquently on her website. Read about "Touch", and if it sounds like what you have wished for, you underestimate how much she can make you wish for. Read about "Taken", and if it stirs cravings in you, know that that is a pale shadow of the aching desire with which she will fill you. It was months of anticipation before I was able to be free at a time when Anna was: had I been pulled away halfway through our encounter, it would have been worth the wait. Images and experiences were burned into my brain today which I will carry with me the rest of my life.

I'm interested in the idea. In the short term and as a generalization, Tuesdays work and Wednesdays don't for me.

I have been remiss in not posting a recommendation for the amazing AllysonNS since our meeting last week. She is delightful in communications, and simultaneously charming and incredibly sexy in person. You will NOT regret it.

There's a thread somewhere about the tantric massage session - or maybe discussion of it in a thread about something else? The search function should turn it up.

It's a little while since I've been there, but my recollection is that the entrance is fairly standard - there's a reception desk more or less inside the front doors, but it's fairly open and you could walk to the elevators or the dining room without being particularly obvious. A possible plus is that, in addition to the main tower, it has a small wing running out to one side with something like 20 rooms, each of which has its own entrance off the parking lot - motel style. At least that was true before it got renovated, but I think that's still correct. Presumably one of those rooms would be more discreet.

After many false starts (all my fault) I finally found a date MsManda and I could actually meet. It turned out to be the snowiest and coldest day of the winter, and even though she is quite conveniently located I had a long walk in freezing weather, with snowy wind in my face, to get there. Completely worth it! :)

Or maybe she's someone some of these people know and like - you know, as a person, rather than as a commodity.

Katherine can rock your world, that's for sure!

There are more complete discussions elsewhere, but a general guideline is that soliciting is hiring an SP off the street, so if you're here on CERB that shouldn't be an issue. "Being found in a common bawdy house" is also a crime - again, a general guideline is that incall to the SPs location probably violates that law, so there's some risk there (practically speaking it seems to be pretty small, but it happens), but an outcall to your home by the SP is not against the law.

Amelia, there's a pair of houses next to each other on Connaught Ave, between Jubilee and Quinpool, which are always extraordinary. They are owned by brothers, both doctors, I believe, and they keep competing with each other by adding more and more lights and decorations each year. Definitely worth seeing.

Feisty, if only I had seen your first snowballing comment before I saw you last week - it would have been the perfect opportunity! I've done it before and enjoyed it. Your "group of guys" comment made me wriggle in my chair - I could potentially be talked into that. ;) Or ordered into it, if it comes to it, that "forced bi" suggestion revs my engine! Not the ball-busting, though...

Ah, ok, thanks. I must have missed that message.

She posted about two weeks ago that she is visiting this week. Does anyone know anything about her? Has anyone met with her on previous visits? If so please let me know in this thread or by pm, as appropriate.

I'm sure many other Dartmouth SPs are charming as well, but I cannot imagine anyone not enjoying their time with Karlie.

I would echo that time with feisty ferrari will be happily spent. We chatted a little by pm, during which she was charming and interesting. She was quite accommodating in fitting me into her incall special on uncertain notice, and her service itself was well worth it. I will be hoping to catch her again next week.

She announced here she was retiring, more than a year ago it seems to me.

Halifax is a small town - chance encounters are almost inevitable. I ran into an SP I knew in the drug store once, though we both just pretended not to recognize each other. Another SP I knew had started while in nursing school but continued after she became a nurse. She said she'd had one of the doctors she worked with show up as a client once.

This is a two-part question, really. First, I've sometimes thought airports are an unexploited resource for this hobby - arriving early for a flight, layovers between flights, time on your hands, bored, seems like a unserviced market! Admittedly the logistics would be difficult - just out of curiosity, has anyone had any experience like this, or know of such services anywhere? Second, I just saw an ad on CL titled "Traveling, Gentlemen?" which offered to combine a ride to or from the airport with a "nice oral bonus". Certainly sounds intriguing - has anyone had any experience with her?

For what it's worth, I recall seeing in the FAQ of some SPs website (sorry, I've forgotten who) something to the effect of: Q: Are you open-minded? A: If you mean by that "do you do Greek", no.

It means an unwinnable situation. In the book Catch 22 (set during WWII) you could only get out of the army if you asked to be released, and the only ground for release was insanity. But if you asked to be released that proved you were sane, so it was unwinnable.