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    Remember when Donald Trump was just some reality show douche?
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    Remember when the only thing you could do with a cell phone is call people?
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    The rules are simple: You just type "florida man" and your birthday into your internet search engine of choice. Then you see what headline comes up and post them here. I got " Florida man tries to rob store to prove to his mother he's 'independent' " lol I hope you enjoy!
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    Could you please define "sexual content" and "negatively" ? I would like to know exactly what constitutes those two things. Thanks
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    Love this tune!
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    I used to see SPs on my lunch break and I'd tell my coworkers that I was going to an appointment. I guess that was technically true, but nevertheless it would be nice if I could be completely open about it.
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    I don't mind it, but I do find it somewhat surreal that it would be considered a hobby. The same way that I found it surreal that there's guys who have sex with hot women on camera for a living.
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    I love pleasuring women and I've been told that I'm quite good at it 😋
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    I'm just glad that NB Liquor is still open
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    Remember when the computer was the only device you could access the internet with?
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    In these difficult times a person needs a tight mind. Sorry 🤗 I couldn't help myself
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    The Queen on her throne
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    Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed.
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    Whoever said "No person can change the world by themselves" never ate a bat.
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    I never told any of you about my grandfather. He was a good man, a brave man. He had the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
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    I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fkuc!
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    My ex-wife still misses me but her aim is starting to improve.
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    Never tell a pun to a kleptomaniac because they always take things, literally.
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    Why didn't Barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken came in a different box
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    The furniture store keeps calling me to come back, but all I wanted was one night stand
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    I keep getting hit by the same bike in town.... It's a vicious cycle
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    I saw her last weekend and thoroughly enjoyed my half hour. Fairly tall, slim build of a girl, a great body with a pretty face and raven black hair. (hence the name perhaps?) I highly recommend
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