Kilt Boy

That's one of the things that's bugged me about BF: accessibility concerns.

I'm glad to see my complaint to management was seen and they finally added some bracing to the walls in the champagne rooms. It didn't take much, and now I don't feel like the whole thing is going to come down on me when I touch it.

I don't know if this one was a compliment or not, but it seemed like it at the time. One of my SC regular girls sees me, squeals, and comes over to sit in a chair in front of me, facing me. She grabs me around the neck in a furious hug with one hand, while the other goes elbow deep up my kilt. She has one of those thick, french, island accents. "I just love your deke. It's so beeg ... and dry! Other guys, their dekes are ... clammy and wet. Yours is perfect!" "Yeah, I get a lot of air circulation with the kilt." "I LOVE IT!" Then she squeals again and spends the next 5 minutes just gently caressing me in front of my mates at the table. Yeah. Dry. I'll bet that's the first time anyone has used that word in a sexy way. "Oo, baby. You make me so dry. It's like the desert down there." I don't think that'd work. Okay, I have to question a bit how many other guys dekes she has handled to be able to make that differentiation.

It was my main girl's 60th birthday today, so we went out for a lovely dinner and a nice walkabout in the evening dusk. A beautiful bottle of wine, a terrific time with a lovely lady, and a nice walk holding hands and giggling. I love that I make her laugh. So does she. She says it keeps her young. I have to agree. #milestones

Don't misread me, I don't want it to close either. I think it's a much desired establishment in that area for some. I've never campaigned for it's closure. I have no hard data on a date of closure, or even of a certainty that it will. I expect that it will, though. That's just my opinion based on nothing more than speculation brought on by what I read here. It could all be urban legend, passed from one scared camper to another.

Maybe the third account is the charm. Then again, maybe not. Fourth? Fifth? If you continue behaviour that got you banned multiple times before ...

I spent some quality time with 2 delicious girls today. Bianca is a new Ottawa transplant from Toronto. She is thick and dark, like molasses. Very shapely, with nice enhancements and a good attitude. Normally it takes Toronto dancers a while to get used to how things work here. She figured it out quickly. I don't think she spent much time downstairs and took the stairs many times for the patrons. I'll definitely repeat with her. This is going to be her new home, and I think she fits in quite nicely. Trina jumped me after that and took very, VERY good care of me. She is a lovely woman with an amazingly thick arse. She laughs all the time, which I think is great. These girls took good care of me, and I thanked them. I think they enjoy my company. I really do.

Is Seven (7) still a daytime/lunch dancer? Natasha?

Dear mike9876, If Isabella is smart, she will wait her turn and not keep you all to herself. I'm sure there is enough of you to spread between both of them. Also, monopolizing Isabella while you're there isn't nice to the other patrons. Let her be free! She'll come back. Experience everything you can in this life, especially Megan. -Abby

I give up.

I know the first reaction to criticism is to lash out. I don't take it personally. You can't just take a poll and then cherry pick data from it. If the poll was for clubs in Ottawa only, the numbers would be different if those who voted for Pigales (voted number one strip club in the area by the members right here at LYLA!) cast their votes another way. I'm saying you can't use the numbers that way. Also, there is only one vote between 2nd and 3rd place, which is statistically insignificant. ... but yeah. Of the less than 50 votes that were counted, Barbarella's was ahead of Barefax by 1 vote. That's for sure.

Not number one in the area, or even your poll. Also ...

I'm working on making some tanning blockers in different designs from adhesive vinyl. Too many ideas right now, so I'm just going to start with the Canada flag for the lead in to our Canada Day celebration. If that goes well, I may have some photos to share. PM if you want in on the fun. More designs would follow. Also available in colours so you can just wear them instead. I'm picking up a batch of club logos tomorrow to test out at my favourite club. Good for spray tans, too.

Yeah, I know a guy who might be in that lower range. I also know a lot of guys who work in the upper range, too. PM me your contact info and I'll send it to him. He is interested in this kind of work. Tell him I sent you.

Let's see if they respond to my email enquiry.

I got an email from someone who wants to buy a domain I had picked up for a project that failed. I'm honestly conflicted by this. I hate when companies buy huge blocks of domains and just sit on them, waiting for someone desperate to buy, then gouge them on the resale. Maybe I'll just offer a transfer for double my costs, which is still next to nothing.

You have MY votes.

Great. Now I can't stand up for a while.

She's cleaned out her locker at Barb's, so this chapter is closed.

My god, what a bitch. A hot, horny, bitch who uses every part of her amazing body to tease and tantalize you. Dancing on the stage is just the beginning, and she does that very well. She moves with a purposeful strut, throwing her sexiness at everyone in the audience. Then, she takes control of the whole room when she's done. She ain't no angel sent from above, no sir. Her boots were forged on the Gates of Hell and she takes no prisoners. She has a big mouth, and knows how to use it. Conversationally, I mean. Still, treat her nicely and she'll make your time with her seem more than pleasant. Just don't be a pussy. Be a man and she'll treat you like one. She doesn't put up with anyone's shit, and doesn't play any games. Awesome. Give it to her straight, have a chat, offer to buy her a drink, then go to the money room where she will really shine. Even if I don't have any money for her, she will still stop by to say hello and catch up. She's a real gem. I mean, a flawed gem that has been charred a bit from a trip through the underworld of darkness and pain, but a gem of priceless beauty all the same. Love ya, babe! Please don't hurt me. :spank: ... or maybe, do? Just a little bit? Here is a link to another thread from when she danced at a different club. http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=246502

If those pics are all to scale, then Selena is freaking GIGANTIC! I love the theme, though. Really cute. I also love how they set up the page like you're buying something from an online store. It felt really safe, professional, and interesting.

Wait, what was that about his long member?

I've never really been a tool guy, but a friend I do massage for asked if I could make her one of those gliding rockers that you attach a dildo onto for solo playing. You sit on this bench and move it back and forth like a gliding rocking chair, but a counter rotating mechanism inside the chair uses that same action to move another panel up and down against the plane of the cushioned seat. There are a number of ways to attach dildos to it (and an addition to allow reversing DP at the same time), and ways to adjust the stroke depth. The Vac-U-Lock system from Doc Johnson is what we're going with. I have the plans now and am about to start putting it together for her. It sounds like a lot of fun, and she says that she wants to put on a show for me the first time she uses it. Hey, what are friends for? I'm not sure, but I imagine that I'll be painting it hot pink. That should look great. Maybe red vinyl for the seat.

With an hour to kill, I decided to drop in on Megan for a little while Saturday afternoon. We had a quick drink and discussed world hunger, international politics and personal finances for a while. I still had time to take her to the CR for a twirl, so we worked up a sweat in the back. Yes, I sought her out. That's how great she is. There were 3 or 4 other ladies there, but Magan was the only one moving briskly in and out of the back. I guess her appointment secretary is doing a good job! #lovethatgirl

Maybe they need to put some more cameras down there. Just a thought.