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There multiple interpretation but the name pretty much says it all. If you're a mother and attractive, you're a MILF.

Wise decision. To quote the late Admiral Ackbar: "IT'S A TRAP!!!"

As a lobbyist I experienced both and find those are quite different. "Sugaring"/arrangements are pretty much relationships with a little help/gifts included. No clock watching and other than the enveloppe dropped in the purse, it fells like a normal evening or weekend between two lovers. And with the exclusivity it feel safer. With escorts it's quite different in term of intimacy, rate and safety. Even with a regular you can't really reach the same level of familiarity unless you're willing to negotiate a different arrangement for a week-end stay. For a lady, it's certainly a more substantial source of income with donations from multiple sources. But with more clients, there more risks involved and a more constant screening process to find more. As you sound like a social bug, that last part doesn't seem to bother you. Wish you the best.

Considering we're learning the current leader of free world had repeated unprotected sex with a porn actress after his current wife(soon to be ex) gave birth to his youngest son, you got to admit it's not quite the dumbest thing you ever read, seen or heard. LOL

When you could use a payphone or an arcade machine with a quarter.

As sometimes talking is either difficult or impossible, "tapping out" does the job.

Also seen this a bit too often on CL Ottawa. Not sure that kind of idiot has the right genetic material to create a more intelligent human being. This is not only dangerous but also a clear sign of desperation.

The BBBJ is in the domain of YMMV. Hygiene, familiarity and chemistry will determine the level of protection used. As for BBFS, it's pretty much a taboo subject on this board. What happens behind closed door is none of our businesses. If you want to play Russian roulette with your health and life, not sure you'll get sympathy from us.

When an MA mentions "GFE" in her ad, it's mostly because the massage is more an afterthought than the main course. The "girlfriend experience" is quite open to interpretation as your mileage may vary depending on the attraction, chemistry and hygiene. Better ask questions on what the service includes and what's extra. Will be more accurate than trying to overanalyze this.

Oat Bran Muffin Recipe 1/2 cup dark brown sugar 1 1/2 cups oat bran 1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour 2 teaspoons baking powder 2 teaspoons baking soda 1/2 teaspoon salt 2 eggs 1 cup chilled applesauce 4 tablespoons vegetable oil Add all ingredients to list Preheat oven to 400 degrees F (205 degrees C). Line or grease 12 muffin cups. Blend together brown sugar, oat bran, flour, baking powder, soda, and salt. Add eggs, chilled applesauce, and vegetable oil. Mix until well-blended. Spoon batter into muffin cups. Let stand 10 minutes. Bake at 400 degrees F (205 degrees C) for 15 minutes or until golden brown. VARIATIONS: Add 1 cup plumped raisins, with a little bit of raisin water (approximately 2 tablespoons). Or, before baking, sprinkle mixture of sugar and cinnamon over the tops of the muffins. Or, add 1 teaspoon cinnamon or nutmeg to flour mixture.

A long warm silent hug. Close minimalistic contacts are the best.

Neneh Cherry - Buffalo Stance

If you got a better idea, please post it instead of criticizing mine. A small town where everyone knows your name is an issue to many. Sometimes a short road trip is better than becoming a source of gossip.

Drake - Hotline Bling

Steve Miller Band - The Joker

Was asked twice :"Are you a cop?". Wanted to answer: "yes, but left my gun, badge and handcuffs at home because it's my day off."

Sometimes, driving 30 or 60 min out of town will save you the hassle of making excuses and playing hide and seek with people you know.

I like Carrie Moon. Like them tall, mature with amazing curves. :-)

A decade ago, an Air Miles card was good enough.

Internal Affairs (1990) Starring Richard Gere and Andy Garcia.

Terence Trent D'Arby - Wishing Well

Hanson - Mmmbop

Feeding the cat and fish, but not one to the other. LOL

Ghost in the Machine(1993) Bad scifi-horror movie with Karen Allen.

It's your money and body and you can do whatever you want to do. My point is simply to be cautious when mixing health and adult services. As an example, I spoke to men who experienced erotic chiropractors in Thailand. They enjoyed the service but had to admit it was pretty careless to try this in a foreign country with ladies with questionable qualifications to play with their spine. They were lucky things went well, but shouldn't be considered a recommendation. If you really want this fantasy, you better make sure of the persons credentials and honesty. Too many fly by night providers out there.