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1 hour ago, East Coast Kimmy said:

Granted! but it’s North Sentinel Island  

 

I wish I had the ability to “control” time (fast forward, rewind, pause, slow, etc.) 

granted but your time remote control runs only when toronto wins the stanley cup 

 

i wish i was charlize theron’s thong 

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1 hour ago, East Coast Kimmy said:

Granted! but it’s North Sentinel Island  

 

I wish I had the ability to “control” time (fast forward, rewind, pause, slow, etc.) 

Granted! But you can only control 5 seconds

 

Speaking of fast forward.... I wish I could teleport 

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5 hours ago, HenryOcean said:

Granted! But you can only control 5 seconds

 

Speaking of fast forward.... I wish I could teleport 

Granted. But you teleport into old porta-potties. 

 

I wish I had duck feet.

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9 minutes ago, clearbluesky15 said:

Granted… poof, you have become duck.

 

I wish I was invisible whenever and wherever I want at the time.

Granted..you have that power but when you become invisible so does everyone else around you.

 

I wish I could read other peoples thoughts.

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40 minutes ago, NotchJohnson said:

 

 

I wish I could read other peoples thoughts.

Granted:

 

All men:

sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, more sex.

 

All women:

hmmm...  I wonder what he's thinking?

 

(Kidding if course lol)

 

I wish for world peace!

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2 hours ago, Mikeyboy said:

Granted:

 

All men:

sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, more sex.

 

All women:

hmmm...  I wonder what he's thinking?

 

(Kidding if course lol)

 

I wish for world peace!

Granted, world peace for all on earth. But opps, the chaos went to outer space and the aliens are furious! You've earned the title of "Mars's most wanted" 👽

 

I wish for an orgy 😲

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28 minutes ago, MelanieRose said:

Granted, world peace for all on earth. But opps, the chaos went to outer space and the aliens are furious! You've earned the title of "Mars's most wanted" 👽

 

I wish for an orgy 😲

Granted. 

 

But they are all Ogres. 

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1 hour ago, MelanieRose said:

Granted, world peace for all on earth. But opps, the chaos went to outer space and the aliens are furious! You've earned the title of "Mars's most wanted" 👽

 

I wish for an orgy 😲

Granted...just give us the time and date.  No corruption.

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38 minutes ago, East Coast Kimmy said:

I wish for no snow or rain this winter 

Granted...snow for 90 days in a row and minus 30 degree C.

 

I wish to go to space for a day and come back.

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3 minutes ago, NotchJohnson said:

 

I wish to go to space for a day and come back.

Granted. 

You are also 90. 

 

I wish for super strength!

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2 hours ago, Mikeyboy said:

 

I wish for super strength!

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 Granted.  SUPER Strength - TOO STRONG 😢  — be careful jerking off 😂😉 

 

I wish I had a unicorn 🦄 

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45 minutes ago, East Coast Kimmy said:

 Granted.  SUPER Strength - TOO STRONG 😢  — be careful jerking off 😂😉 

 

I wish I had a unicorn 🦄 

Ouch! Not what I meant at all!

 

Granted.  But your unicorn is an asshole!

 

I wish I we're 16 again!

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Granted! Your energy is back to when you were 5 but so is your mentality. Your coworkers are all confused as to why you're sitting on top of your desk eating cereal in your underwear despite the important deadline. In the lunch room, a co worker walks in and eagerly turns on the football game. You instantly throw a tantrum forcing him to switch it back to Paw Patrol. Now everyone blames you for why they can't stop singing the theme song 😝

 

I wish I was on the beach in Jamaica 🏖️😎

 

 

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13 minutes ago, MelanieRose said:

Granted! Your energy is back to when you were 5 but so is your mentality. Your coworkers are all confused as to why you're sitting on top of your desk eating cereal in your underwear despite the important deadline. In the lunch room, a co worker walks in and eagerly turns on the football game. You instantly throw a tantrum forcing him to switch it back to Paw Patrol. Now everyone blames you for why they can't stop singing the theme song 😝

 

I wish I was on the beach in Jamaica 🏖️😎

 

 

Granted  but you are all alone and the beach is covered with crabs and you can't walk away without walking on them...they are mad and want to bite you.

 

I wish we would all be done with this covid crap going around.

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Granted. No more coronavirus But you will be the only person on the planet that has to wear a mask, maintain social distance and get a booster ( with no vaccine in it) every year.  You’re a hero. Lol
 

i wish that my life remains substantially unchanged forever

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2 hours ago, Steampunk said:

i wish that my life remains substantially unchanged forever

Granted.  You are frozen in carbonite forever. 

 

I wish for a magic wand 

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4 hours ago, Mikeyboy said:

Granted.  You are frozen in carbonite forever. 

 

I wish for a magic wand 

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Granted, but you have to stroke it vigorously for several minutes every time you want to use it. Plus, you can't more than  times a day.

I wish all women were attracted to me.

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1 minute ago, vegeta85 said:

Granted, but you have to stroke it vigorously for several minutes every time you want to use it. Plus, you can't more than  times a day.

I wish all women were attracted to me.

3 times a day*

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16 hours ago, vegeta85 said:

 

I wish all women were attracted to me.

 

Granted. You are now made of chocolate. 

 

I wish to be king of the world!

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