Jabba 18389 Report post Posted January 18, 2013 (edited) ... I mean does the Pope live in Rome yes do we all masturbate of course we do.... Ok, here's a tough one: does the Pope masturbate? ...I'm not sure I even wanna think about that one! What expression he would have to use? Pounding the Pontiff? Punching the little Pope? Strangling the one-eyed Cardinal? Edited January 18, 2013 by Jabba 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest **zz**x Report post Posted January 18, 2013 Sara suffers from premature masturbation! I do, but it ruins the mood for writing erotica. I get a story idea, I start writing, then I get all randy, I masturbate, and I am unable to finish the story. LOL! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
emb3750 9398 Report post Posted January 18, 2013 sign me up, please...great group! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reuben Sandwich 13841 Report post Posted January 18, 2013 Ok, here's a tough one: does the Pope masturbate?...I'm not sure I even wanna think about that one! What expression he would have to use? Pounding the Pontiff? Punching the little Pope? The Pope pontificates profusely Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cu***ngl***us 2024 Report post Posted January 18, 2013 Ok, here's a tough one: does the Pope masturbate?...I'm not sure I even wanna think about that one! What expression he would have to use? Pounding the Pontiff? Punching the little Pope? Strangling the one-eyed Cardinal? I think it would be called stroking the staff. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jim.Bean 241 Report post Posted January 18, 2013 How else does one cure morning wood syndrome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strokin' 696 Report post Posted January 18, 2013 Of course I do. Please sign me up Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted January 18, 2013 I masturbate all the time. That's my secret to being so calm. Can I join too? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
auto351204 669 Report post Posted January 18, 2013 I'm masterbating right now. :) Okay, I kid... Sign me up! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waterat 20911 Report post Posted January 18, 2013 I .... I get a story idea, I start writing, then I get all randy, I masturbate, and I am unable to finish the story. LOL! I doesn't matter as long as you can finish the masterbatrionl Notch: I'm assuming you are the Master of this Bator's group - please sign me up! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MellyBelly 15058 Report post Posted January 18, 2013 Absolutely, positively, 100% no freaking way........ haha...even I can't stop laughing at that and call BS As long as the lil fella will rise to the occasion....I will continue :) Love when a lady is not afraid to play with herself or even help herself ensure the utmost satisfaction. I had one of those encounters just recently and she knows who she is. It was a major turn on :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jabba 18389 Report post Posted January 18, 2013 Some useful hints on how to stop masturbating. You need consult Engrish.com to understand the completely advise of the expert as it happens. You happy as are you sexually partner. Be the utmost happy as me:handjob:. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monctonian007 1357 Report post Posted January 18, 2013 Well who the hell doesn't? Sign me up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tallguy007 4172 Report post Posted January 18, 2013 Of course! I tried to see how long I could go without doing it for a while. My record was 3.5 days. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The General 11309 Report post Posted January 18, 2013 Wow, 3.5 days, I am lucky to make 3.5 hrs. Of course! I tried to see how long I could go without doing it for a while. My record was 3.5 days. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xxxAxxx 21016 Report post Posted January 19, 2013 I totally need to join this group, pretty sure I'm duracell's biggest client. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thedriver 6179 Report post Posted January 19, 2013 Am I a Bator? With the experience I have acquired over the years and the techniques I have developed you could call me a Master... Well you get it! Please count me in! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MightyPen 67414 Report post Posted January 19, 2013 Heh heh, I still remember the very first time I "successfully" masturbated to an orgasm and ejaculated. I freaked at the gooey stuff that emerged; my only reference point was sex ed classes we were doing in school at the time and the "discharge" I'd learned could resulted from some venereal diseases. So I struggled briefly with the possibility that, though I was a virgin, I'd somehow caught something horrible and my orgasm had just revealed it. Don't ask me how I knew enough to fear a diseased "discharge", but somehow hadn't grasped what the normal outcome of an orgasm was. I can't figure that one out myself. It was a weird and reclusive childhood. Didn't take me long to embrace it with enthusiasm though! Still a source of great delight. I love that altered state of my aroused mind, and how long it can be dragged out and teased. And then... isn't it weird how suddenly that state it can vanish immediately after orgasm? Weird. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Winnipegcub 21293 Report post Posted January 19, 2013 It amazes how different it can be to do it alone and feeling like your hiding to doing it together with a partner. Going back and forth between playing with your partner and then each treating oneself and mixing it - can be very erotic. I'm in, send the invite. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bcguy42 38594 Report post Posted January 19, 2013 More than 50 years ago a friend told me how to masturbate. A couple of days later I tried it. That was the only good advice I ever got from that friend. I've been following his instructions ever since - with wonderful variances. :) Group? Sure. Count me in! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
renegade 11027 Report post Posted January 19, 2013 Count me in ! I had my first Skype session with a friend over Christmas I felt like a teenager again lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest M*L**0 Report post Posted January 19, 2013 Can I get an invite please Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest C**Tra****er Report post Posted January 20, 2013 Absolutely! Ever hear the expression "Nobody loves me like I do"? lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sherman 100 Report post Posted January 20, 2013 Sign me up!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DarksideHobbyist 1883 Report post Posted January 21, 2013 I love to masturbate! :biggrin: :aol_diddle: Sweet group! I'm in! I'd love to see a pic or two of that, ;) 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
