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No harm intended but this post is soooo not applicable. I could line up every provider on this board and we would all tell you....IT DOESN'T MATTER if he knows what he's doing. This simply makes men focus on their penis instead of what's between their ears, which is the only organ that counts. cat

i agree with everyone here, why are men so insecure? each one has something specail about them, for some ladies they arent even turned on by either/or. You want to really know which gives more satsifation? its the chemistry. Plain and simple! Ive had all sorts o shapes and sizes, young and old, this and that, and the only thing that has really gotten me off is chemistry. And i am very serious about this is not a joke, just plain and simple! Ive had amazing time with either/or/and in-between, so, i really dont think this question was stated right Additional comments: Srry, i didnt mean all, i ment thoes who think size is the only thing that matters, because its not!

I saw a new photo album put up in the last few days, it's one in which the SP poses in a nun's habit. I've seen porn done in this manner, but never expected to see it here. I'm not terribly religious, and this may be a bit prudish, but I just think it's in bad taste. There are many who do value their religion and would be offended. Seeing a nun in a habit standing there with her tits hanging out doesn't turn me on. Many of the SP's here would like to raise the bar and be considered professionals, and by the same token, no doubt a woman who takes vows and dawns the habit do so for very sincere and unselfish reasons. I see no good professional reason to denigrate her in pursuit of a few extra tricks, if indeed that's the reason. Maybe she considers it artistic or funny.

I am allergic to 90% of perfume or colgne scents.

Everyone's happy and we adjourn, another successful project completion. I hang up the phone. I don't always enjoy these early morning calls to Europe - but this one went particularly well. An early start to the day, I look at the time, I can sneak some more shut eye before my drive to the office. There is something special about this morning..it's going to be a good day. I lie back and my mind wanders, it's like she is here. I close my eyes and I see her face, still smiling, looking back at me. It started a while ago, from that first innocent message, there was something magical about her. She seemed so charming and captivating I just wanted to see her. Then I heard her soft voice for the first time - she's doing things to me and she's not even aware. What a welcome, from the first greeting, I was spellbound. She wore a lovely evening dress, framing her gorgeous body and accessorized with matching heels. The body I had earlier admired and wondered what she would do to me when we met.... I wondered no more - as without hesitation our date commenced....Being a massage type encounter, I knew I needed to restrain my urges and it was difficult. The sensuality she oozes, her attention to detail, her choice in fragrances, her soft caresses, her eyes, her smile, her touch... Yes it's difficult - our hands explored each other as other body parts come into play. I cannot believe how natural this felt. The exploration was mutual, the effects equally rewarding. The touching combined with soft whispers, nibbles, soft breaths exhaled and sealed with kisses. Strangers we are in reality, committed we are in passionate intimacy. But it didn't feel like we are strangers ... from beginning to end, I was made to feel wanted, relaxed, pampered and spoilt. No rush, just lingering mutual enjoyment of company and intimacy. My hand reaches out to seek her body again...I can't feel her. She is not beside me. I awake, I look around...I'm at home. She is not here. I smile and close my eyes again....I see her smile .. we're holding hands...I am leaving...one last embrace...a parting kiss, our hands still clasped....slowly releasing their hold...our fingers lingering...craving one last touch, slowly but inevitably releasing their hold.... I open my eyes. I get up to prepare to face the rest of my day. As the warm water jets hits my body, I reminisce...I close my eyes..I see her face, she's smiling, looking back at me. My Jessica. I felt her hands massage my shoulders, removing their aches. I open my eyes, I finish my shower. I've been spoilt, I want more. It's going to be a great day.

I truly enjoy this site and all the ecletic views and opinions so generously shared. However, one of my favorite things is hearing some of the lighter sides of things that have made us individually what we are collectively. Sometimes we can get all wrapped up in righteous views on things but one of the many things I enjoy about CERB is the sense of humour and perspective this site offers. Having said that, it would be nice to hear some more humourous anecdotes about our earlier days. Mine starts out when I was in grade 8 having planned that big day when I was going to get my first package of condoms. Not that I would actually use them for their intended purpose, but so that I would be able to get that tell tale oval shape, showing in one's leather wallet after is had been in a back pocket a while - its kind of a right of manhood for guys in my day anyways. We were living in Montreal and I decided to peddle my bycicle to the next city early one Saturday morning so as to arrive at the pharmacy (condoms were only sold at pharmacies behind the counter then) when it opened. I got there at 9 AM and went to the back where this elderly crusty pharmacist was doing his thing behind the counter. I went up to the counter looking way up and mumbled my intended purchase request, the pharmacist played me like a fiddle (as I'm sure he'd done many a time). "What was that young fella?" he said, I repeated my request once again turning 5 shades of red looking all over the room noting the many curious customers hearing his elevated voice. He then says "oh you want some propylatics, is that right?" I mumbled my confirmation. He then says in a raised voice with a slow delivery "WHAT SIZE? SMALL MEDIUM OR LARGE?", I turned around raced out of the store and peddled my bycylce as fast as I could back home feeling sure the police were going to arrest me at any time. Care to share some of your earlier lighter experiences? G11

This whole site and the people using it is considered a mortal sin by the Catholic church. We're showing it disrespect just by being here and I for one am o.k with that.

I have zero interest in role play....there are religious beliefs and there are ethical beliefs. If pics like this on CERB are gonna become a problem then I personally would have more problem with ethical issues. Nuns are yes religious, but they are adults. The ...."teacher...naughty school girl scenario"...very unethical......(for the record I had a 17 year old niece sexually assualted by a professor in university)...."doctor/nurse and patient scenario"...very unethical....and so on. There are soooo many wonderful....but.....different people here on CERB. For me I have no interest in a Nun pic. Some guys are probably dialing their phones right now. Some ladies enjoy role play as a nun....some don't obviously. Let's just go with it. IMO

This didn't happen to me, but I used to be a cashier at IGA and they had a monopoly game where we gave out little tickets to people for the game. A female customer came in (it was a small town so all the women were very chatty with us, everybody knew everybody) and was talking to my boss and they were laughing and shocked looking. I asked my boss what happened. Apparently the lady had went to the gynecologist and while she was changing she had used some kleenex she had to clean up her area for examination. The doctor examined her, and showed her something - it was one of the monopoly cards, it got mixed in with the kleenex and stuck in her vag! (and she didn't even notice!!) This is exactly how I heard the story, can't say it's true but why would a woman tell another this happened to her?? hahahahaha

GFE DOES NOT INDICATE SERVICES AVAILABLE. I REPEAT...GFE DOES NOT INDICATE SERVICES AVAILABLE. Now I have your attention, I would like to clarify that GFE does not indicate services available but the attitude and feel of the experience you will have. A GFE will come in and be glad to see you, she will be warm in her attitude and ensure you feel like she is a girlfriend. It DOES NOT MEAN ANY UNPROTECTED SERVICES OR ANYTHING THAT MAY COMPROMISE HER HEALTH AND SAFETY. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=52545 as SA mentions.... Just sos ya know... cat

Many thanks for the great stories so far, love the shared experiences. Here is another of my more interesting adventures. I've heard variations of embarassing kid stories at the checkout before but this one happened to me. I worked part time at a national grocer during high school for a few years packing groceries at the checkout. Watching the ladies (and MILF's) at the register was the best job in the store for a part timer - stocking shelves and cleaning were at the other end of the spectrum. I've heard about embarassing stories at the checkout, (no wallet, expired coupons, discount request, incorrect counts, etc - you get the drift). The best one happened when a cranky youngster with his mother and another in her arms was demanding, repeatedly and increasingly loudly a candy bar that was next to the cash. She refused, he persisted, she adamantly refused, he got belligerent This went on for a bit when finally the little guy says in a raised voice "IF YOU DON'T GET ME THAT CANDY BAR I'M GOING TO TELL EVERY ONE I SAW YOU WITH DADDY'S PENIS IN YOUR MOUTH THIS MORNING". The poor lady grabbed both the kids, left the groceries and raced out of the store. I never said a word about this (was dumbstruck) but the cashiers spread it like wildfire. G11

What do you mean by this ? I may be wrong about what you mean but if you're looking for a discounted rate for a movie or a "fun" date you should still expect to pay her normal fee. I think you might find yourself with few responses, the type of date you are looking for is most fun when you've got a connection on an emotional level with a provider. Once you've seen a lady you like a few times you'll enjoy social time much more when you connect on a whole different level with your clothes on. :)

Cat you are so right and I will not be participating in this poll. Some men have huge organs and think because of this that is all it takes, well in my opinion they are wrong. You need to know how to pleasure a woman and not just ram them because you have an elephant dick, some like it rough but you need to prepare for getting wild with a ladies tender and precious kitty. Average gents seem to be more attentive and not so focused on their size, as long as we are both enjoying ourselves. Just my opinion.

Length or girth could be considered preferences among women just like a guy who prefers large breasts over small ones or vice versa. It's all about being satisifed in what you have been given and how you utilize it is what counts.

This will be TMI for a lot of people... this is my only warning. I'm very close to my mother. When I was 16 years old, she told me that she uhhh...accidentally got liquid into the electrical component of her multi-function vibrator. Her solution to this was to place the dildo on the bathroom counter and aim the hair dryer at it in an attempt to evaporate the liquid and dry out the electrics. My mother, being the spaz she is, left the hair dryer on the counter to go putter around the kitchen, do the dishes, wash the floor, and watch an episode of "Young and the Restless" (go figure, Victor is STILL on that show!?). When my mother realized what had happened... George was no longer, he had melted onto the counter (or at least, his balls had). This, my friends, is when my grandmother intervened. "You're fucking stupid" she said, "give that to me, I'll fix it for you", she continued. Needless to say, my mother never saw George again. ;)

i would suggest you do what you are comortable with doing regarding GFE, ive read these posts, and i dont think that is really standard GFE for this city, things like BBBJ is more like PSE i would think, and even with both there is no right or wrong. You need to figure out what you think GFE is for yourself, not what people tell you it is. Perhaps in your ad you could state that you offer GFE, and what your version of it entails.

I, for one, have never thought anything was amiss with your posts. Keep up the good example for other hobbyiests and your loyalty to the ladies.

It's not really an age thing but more about connecting with someone you find attractive. It can happen with anyone and that's what makes this hobby so great.