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Option three is that she says yes, you have a wonderful time, great sex and then she wants to experiment with your hair. You say no, she stabs you with barber scissors in the shoulder blade and you run away, forced to find another stylist. This time you choose a good old Italian barber named Guido. One day Guido gets called away and his friend Tony says that Guido is hot for you, that you should ask him out. At that point, you decide that you are growing your hair out and will be the pony-tail guy. Guido is heartbroken, decides that he will pursue women instead of men with stylish hair, hooks up with Sara and they live happily ever after. You, on the other hand get to spend time on CERB and will become known in the SP area as the pony tailed guy who always asks for scissor free incalls. It's not so bad.

To all the Ladies and Gents on CERB: Mark your calendars for Thursday, December 8th as the date for the Christmas Social being hosted in Ottawa by yours truly and Old Dog. More info will be posted in November regarding ticket sales for the Gents and Agencies (cost and number of tickets we will be selling), venue, etc. Please note that this is NOT a Cerb sponsored party so please do not bother the Mod about this upcoming event. For discretion purposes, this event is only open ONLY to Cerb members, regardless of what part of the country you are from. Out-of-town members and touring ladies are most welcome. The dress code for this event will be business-casual or Christmas wear. No micro-minis or t-shirts or ripped jeans please. I will be taking care of both e-mail money transfer and cash payments. Tickets will be available the first week of November. At previous socials, we had some generous benefactors for door prizes, so if anyone is so inclined to contribute to this one, donations of gift cards of any denomination would be welcomed. Hope to see some old familiar faces and new ones of course at the next social. Remember Ladies - If you are an SP/MA member of CERB, there is no cost for you to attend. Agency owners may also attend (with paid ticket) and are welcome to bring along up to a maximum of 4 ladies this time (for free of course).

Why some business people think by bashing or trying to sabotage the competition, that that will somehow get them more business.

I would say its pretty much true for alot of clients.. They just dont like to share... She has alot of regulars, so for sure theres no issue with her AT ALL. That said, a general comment is members need to get more involved and review on a regular basis, its good for Cerb, and its good for the industry. Its also very good for the morale for all of the ladies. I am sure very few ladies don't appreciate a kind word. This line of work is very emotionally Taxing and sometimes a reco can really give someone a lift. Its a win-win situation... You help out your fellow Cerbites, and you encourage a lady you had a great time with.

1000 posts ago, a very timid uncertain Castle probably asked something very stupid like "where can I get a bj?" I'm glad to say I've since graduated from asking such questions..... Now instead I ask "Where can I get a GOOD bj?" hehe...or on days where I'm feeling particularly generous "Hey, I know where y'all can get a good bj!" All kidding aside I find it hard to believe I only joined CERB in 2006. I can't remember (or try not to remember) what this hobby was like for me before joining up here. This board opened my eyes to a whole other world of SP/Client harmony. I used to only come to cerb for the 411 on SP's. But in the past 6 months or so I've stopped focusing so much on the "Escort" part of this site and really embraced the very real community which I never really realized was here. And I'm so VERY happy I did! not only have my eyes been opened sexually but the numerous topics discussed here have also opened them to so much more. I now come here daily for news, jokes, interesting topics...for just about anything really....and yes, I still come here for the countless sexy ladies too ;) I want to thank each and every one of you for helping to make CERB part of my daily existence, for accepting this once-upon-a-time lurker into your ranks with open arms (and sometimes open legs and open mouths!) ......sorry...I had to get a little bit of dirty talking in.....this is me after all :p Ladies I want to thank you all for being your beautiful wonderful selves and for gracefully putting up with my crude, pervo ways....and guys, thank you for gracefully putting up with my random ass grabs! I don't think I'll ever leave CERB by choice.....I've tried, I can't do it lol. The lifestyle I can quit. I've done it before. But CERB was impossible to leave. When that magical fairy tale woman finally comes along and sweeps me off my feet then that'll be it for me and the hobby. But you can all bet your asses if that day ever comes that I'll still be checking in here from time to time. CERB's stuck with me for the long haul whether it likes it or not! After all.....facebook doesn't have Boobie/Fripple threads... :D Additional Comments: p.s.......would it be presumptuous of me to now change my handle to "Castle Elite" ? It does have a certain ring to it, no? ;)

Note to self...begin shopping for mistletoe...:)

Kelly Bundy is also on my list

I have been working continuous overtime since April 24th, 2000. I don't think she has caught on yet... other than the whole divorce thing.

A simple solution could be if a gentlemen wants to leave a comment, he can do so by giving rep points and leaving whatever message he chooses there. This way they can show their appreciation/agreement without needlessly bumping the thread. As well, the rec threads will become much easier to skim through being that all posts are actual 1st hand recommendations. Kim

I'm guessing false... I've been to Portugal and Spain.

Lara is a beautiful young woman. Wonderful massage and she really takes her time. Lara truly enjoys what she does and is working hard to have her studio just right. Repeat - definitely. Gents, please be nice to this fine person.

Nathalie, you can wear one of my neckties anytime! ;) Just the necktie of course! :D As someone with close to 500 ties...yep, women buy shoes...I buy ties! I find it very sexy when a women takes off one of my ties and wears it for me. So bloody hot!!! Can't imagine how any guy would not find that attractive. ;)

You know your old if you wear your pants (and tie) like this RG Additional Comments: You know your old when you remember John Travolta, actor from some relatively recent flicks such as Swordfish, Get Shorty etc etc etc as Vinnie Barbarino from Welcome Back Kotter RG

Hairstylists tend to be better looking! ;)

Wot does "good standing" mean? I ask to be enlightened not to harass. Happy to donate even if I can't get there. Let me know how? CB

It's not just business people, look at political campaigns too, instead of promoting their own platform, the campaigns spend more time bashing the other politician/party. All that does is make you not want to vote at all RG

*lol* Ok, 1) My ex really was crazy, but I said in a half hearted joking type way, as in "How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days" 2) Well, the blonde chick started it! I'd never seen her before in my life, and I thought that maybe she was hitting on me, but then she kept bringing up Sara, which wouldn't make any sense since that would just throw me off the track. 3) I tip well... but at the same time I don't want to make an ass of myself either. If I misinterpret it and it turns out Sara isn't interested, it could make things a bit awkward. But, then on the other hand, I could always blame it on the blonde. No matter what happens, I'm not giving Sara up as my stylist... she's the best!

AFTER she cuts your hair :)

True! Pussies are very inquisitive. In the early 80s, I met Scott Colomby who starred in the cult movie Caddyshack and Porky's Revenge.

Ask Sara out and find out RG

My hugs are for everyone who made it out to the social and those who sent regrets.... and especially for Angela and Nicki... that was an amazing night and when I got up yesterday evening, I still had warm and fuzzy thoughts. So many great gals and guys... looking forward to seeing you all really soon!

If you're wife needs to call to verify where you are, why are you still married? Posted via Mobile Device

Buying mistletoe is the easy part. Fashioning it into a belt buckle is far more complicated.

...or get divorced! That's what I did, and man was it worth it!!!! :D

I start with all the usual stuff - pay off debts, buy a new car, buy a house, invest some, help some of my favourite charities. Then I'd fill my schedule visiting all the ladies of cerb! :D Share the wealth baby!

I will actually be off that week and in Canada!!!!! It's about time one of these things works around my schedule!!! So excited!!!!

Here's the gold crown:

If you know what this is, you are old:

LOL Good one Steve ;) Thanks to you, Jessica Rabbit is my new avatar inspiration for the month of October!

We need to understand that the problem is not the licensed but giving a receipt for an erotic act is the issue. That would be considered a manipulation of the system and no one should have a coverage for a sexual pleasure but simply for a health aspect. It would be as if, escort would give coverage lol... RMT are also people that care for the health of the client and they have a medical hand. Especially in Ontario they have been trained about how to deal in different sexual situations. They have opposite goals of a masseuse. I know a few good massage therapist that dropped their job because they became annoys of guys sexual request. It is just not cool.

The most simple course of action would be avoiding marriage entirely! ;)

When I first got here and discovered there were people I wanted to know more about, my sequence was (and is) to go to her profile, read what she has to say about herself, glance at the number of friends (the number not being too important, just an item of curiousity), peruse her album(s), check out her website if she has one, then go to the recommendations. Since I was looking for a specific person, the relative ranking on the first page of "R", for example, was irrelevant. The content of the reco's was (is) what interests me and the "thanks" posts were (are) just so much white noise. Having done all of that, I'd check out a sampling of her posts. Then I would have a basis to decide if this was someone I wanted to contact. A lot of work but it results in a lot of joy. :) So Sara, I think I understand what prompted your "peeve" but IMHO, to the in-any-way-serious hobbyist, the "bumps" don't enter into the equation. Personally, I wouldn't be impressed by someone who made their judgement based on someone being higher in the ranking because of a number of "Oh yeah, great!" posts. But, then again, I'm not wired like everyone else.

The problem with regulating posts in the various sections comes from what has motivated the posts. On these threads there is a monetary incentive that some have abused in the past and the result is limited options for contribution now. It may not be "fair" but it protects against those that take advantage of it. Adding a comment to a reco is often done because it is somewhere for newbies to add to their post count or regulars to support their fav SP. It is a gray area that people often don't realize exists. I am not a supporter of the "regulate out bad behavior" school of thought, but when there is multiple complaints about something rules get put in place. People need to be more aware of their actions when they are doing something motivated by personal gain because all it does is ruin it for everyone... cat

Mmm anyone else notice a similarity?

To the other cerbites out there, I'd also like to highly recommend Amanda! She's a very cute and tiny young lady, and she definitely does talk dirty. She gives you that sexy dirty look while you're having 'fun.' I'd go back for sure if I get a chance ;) When I saw her, she just had her nails done (in fact this caused for a bit of delay, but it was one of those timing situations that we both laughed about after), and they gave her this extra nice polish to her overall look, which I definitely liked :p

"The Crying Game". Once you watch *the* scene, you can't see the actor in quite the same way afterwards.

Blue Velvet Dennis Hopper is one scary dude here. Too real for me but I have it waiting in a drawer to be seen when I am in the right frame of mind. Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rbb5-WZ1VSw