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It's offensive. I stopped watching that show after humour went out the window and it became all about being "funny" because of random, unrelated BS flashbacks or whatever. In my opinion, it's just lazy to write jokes that rely on various cultural stereotypes--be they racial, gender-based etc. There are ways to write comedy that is hilarious without actually denigrating or dehumanizing any particular group.

To all the Ladies and Gents on CERB: Mark your calendars for Thursday, December 8th as the date for the Christmas Social being hosted in Ottawa by yours truly and Old Dog. More info will be posted in November regarding ticket sales for the Gents and Agencies (cost and number of tickets we will be selling), venue, etc. Please note that this is NOT a Cerb sponsored party so please do not bother the Mod about this upcoming event. For discretion purposes, this event is only open ONLY to Cerb members, regardless of what part of the country you are from. Out-of-town members and touring ladies are most welcome. The dress code for this event will be business-casual or Christmas wear. No micro-minis or t-shirts or ripped jeans please. I will be taking care of both e-mail money transfer and cash payments. Tickets will be available the first week of November. At previous socials, we had some generous benefactors for door prizes, so if anyone is so inclined to contribute to this one, donations of gift cards of any denomination would be welcomed. Hope to see some old familiar faces and new ones of course at the next social. Remember Ladies - If you are an SP/MA member of CERB, there is no cost for you to attend. Agency owners may also attend (with paid ticket) and are welcome to bring along up to a maximum of 4 ladies this time (for free of course).

To boycott or not is your decision. If you are looking for affirmation that the scene is sick and twisted, Okay, I agree with you. But has been noted. FG is FG and the decision to watch or not rests with each viewer. If they ever call me and ask me if they should expand on this theme, I would suggest no, they not.

This is what is so wonderful about living in a society with the ability to express themselves. You have the choice to read, view, listen to what you want and either agree, disagree or sit on the fence. We have the right to decide and hopefully not be judged. (at least I know I don't judge) Not everyone should have to agree nor feel they should agree to gain acceptance! I love our right to diversity!

who likes to be stuck... Two Hours Traffic - Stuck for the Summer

I do it on the top but think I really should on the bottom. Sometimes they get SO mixed up that you can miss important information (I have).

I won, I won....oops, forgot, wasn't there :(

Thank you for the apology, Angela We all have days that do not put us in the right frame of mind. I wish you the best, "let's move on..." and enjoy CERB.

No, I am already a princess! Would you walk across crushed glass to impress someone?

Kate, hands down. Not sure where they found this particular drawing but.... Betty or Veronica?

Whichever one is the short-haired one. I'll pit two of my faves against each other: Rachel Weisz versus Kate Winslet

hmmm i'm guessing not...i think you would have told me that one..lol I can dance the tango like a champion..

How could I forget? La Columbiana (Angie Cepeda) in Vargas Llosa's "Pantaleón y las visitadoras"

Dio! David Lee Roth then or now? James Remar then or now?

Sophia Loren gives Jayne Mansfield's boobies the eye... Women never look at other women like that, do they???

I have a list as I am on a winners list sometime before 2013. I just don't know the date! 1. Pay off all debt. 2. Children trust funds and friendship gifts. 3. Pay the ransom on my youngest daughter so she can come home. 4. Invest every remaining penny. 5. Continue working and just enjoy it. 6. Go back to school. 7. Open a retreat for SPs, where they can come to rest, recharge and refocus. The model would be self care oriented and pampering beyond belief. 8. Start scouting locations for the Pooner Retirement home I am going to open. smiles, cat

Thank you for inviting me. I had a blast and met some very lovely people. Alas I woke slightly hungover and was promptly called out of town until Today! I hope to make the next one! Posted via Mobile Device

Alexandra-Sky was the first SP I met. I knew from her online profile that she was beautiful and she came across as a warm and confident woman. She was very polite and quick to respond in my correspondence with her and we quickly found a good time to meet. When I went to meet her she was very warm and gracious and even better looking in person than in her photos. I was very nervous because I was new to this whole thing and I'm generally nervous talking to a pretty lady for the first time anyway. But she made me feel at ease with her sweet nature, social grace, and nice deep eye contact. She is a real classic natural beauty with a nice healthy natural tan to her soft skin, beautiful dark eyes, and fantastic curvy figure. As a lover she is energetic and passionate. She really puts herself into it and it's a pleasure to try and keep up with her. Because it was my first time with an SP, I only arrange for 45 minutes with her. I knew that 30 minutes isn't enough for me to ever really enjoy being with a woman, but I thought that if seeing SPs turned out to not be my thing, then an hour would be too long and awkward. So my only regret is not booking her for longer. Alexandra-Sky gave me the joy of intimacy and affection with a beautiful woman and never made me feel self-conscious or embarassed about my naïveté during my first time with an SP. I recommend her to anybody. If you're new to this, being with her will be a great introduction to the world of escorting. And even if you're not new to this but you love strong beautiful women who make love with passion, you'll have a great time too.

I think it would be an awesome idea if you and old dog did the mrs.claus and santa costumes. Me and my gals we might have to go as some sexy naughty elves :) That would be so much fun :) Christmas Rocks! Yah xo

Old Dog has informed me that unless you buy him a drink, he will steal your shoes so you can't leave. So be careful people. He has become very adept at untying your shoe laces or undoing velcro and having you wonder what hit you as you realize you are standing there in your sock feet. He stores the confiscated shoes in an abandoned dumpster on the Fat Bastards in-call impound. Then he auctions them off at the local flea market for extra beer money and $2 porn movie rentals. Or so I have heard. Also, don't piss him off because you may find him getting underfoot and in a blink of an eye you will go ass over tea kettle and land on your tush in embarassment. Where do you think the Muttley laugh originated from. We want to know if there is anyone who is willing to volunteer to dress up as an elf or a sexy Santa's Helper. We might know of a costume or two you can borrow. We will also require a volunteer or two to drop off the toys at the nearest City of Ottawa Fire Hall or TD Bank for distribution to the Salvation Army. Oh, btw, yes you can sit on Santa's lap, but no lapdancing permitted this year. It got way too crazy last year and Mrs. Clause was not amused. Thank you.

Em, you have made the naughty list this year, as one of the elves have told me that you have a really hot Naughty Pixx album. :icon_wink: Where might you hang your mistletoe? :icon_biggrin:

I am getting my mistle toe ready......I hope I made the naughty list this year ;) See you all soon. XoXoXo

Seeing as how I wouldn't need to work my current job any more I would buy the property from whoever owns it. My boss owns the business, but not the property! Once the property was mine I would raise the fees to something astronomical that my boss couldn't afford, causing him to pack up shop and go elsewhere. I would then proceed to burn the fucking place to the ground while doing a naked pagan voodoo dance around the building in celebration. (Can anyone tell I despise my job?) Then I would tell my sister and her husband their debts are paid, and to pick a nice piece of property anywhere in Canada so construction on their new house could commence. As well, A good chunk of money would go to the good people at cancer care Manitoba. And finally, I would pay the bands D.R.I., Municipal Waste, And Gama Bomb to go out on tour together and then I would proceed to follow them for the entire tour in a bus loaded full of booze and friends. Simple dreams, really ;)

Does anyone have her number?

Angel star You are an amazing and beautiful woman, and congrats on doing what is needed to get better. I myself have battled a few addictions and it isn't easy but is so worth it to be sober and not have the daily stress and burden that goes along with the stress and burden of active addiction. if you ever want or need someone to talk to feel free to message me, and keep your head up you can overcome this. Posted via Mobile Device

Angel - I, too, am on day 4. Because of you. The world is a miraculous place filled with miracles.

Council has voted to get rid of the separate male/shemale/tv/ts/etc.. area and make just ONE single area for ALL service providers.

Angel will be missed very much and I hope (if she is reading this) that her time away fulfills her needs. Take care Angel.