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I love seeing the cum shot.. but personally.. I love it all over my tits. Miracle grow for titties.. which is why mine keep growing bigger.:boobies::boobeyes:

So, uh, who's gonna cum on my face? ;)

Every once and a while I love looking up inspirational quotes of any sort. I find them uplifting and sometimes just what someone needs to make them smile! I thought we could use this thread as a good spirit thread! I will start it off with one of my favorites. "What you thought before has led to every choice you have made, and this adds up to you at this moment. If you want to change who you are physically, mentally, and spiritually, you will have to change what you think." Dr. Patrick Gentempo Wishing you and yours a wonderful day ;) xox

I've been reading and participating in another thread (Sex Basic Human Right,) and have also had discussions with some friends that have brought me to wonder: what would the ladies and gents here say is the importance or meaning of sex in their lives? It's one thing to say sex is good, and sex is a human right and that more sex is better than less sex, and it's another to explain why. What is sex to you? What does it mean? What does it do for you? What part of who you are is linked to who you are sexually in a way that it isn't to anything else or any other activity you do? (I may quote you (without attribution to protect the innocent) elsewhere in my blog because this is all part of the research for my master Machiavellian wonder opus. It's what us scribblers do, yo?) I'll start: I have varied and probably pretty dull intellectual interests, one of which is the way that people construct their notion of Self and their identity. Without getting into that, I keep coming back to the idea of sex as the most basic representation of true self; when we are having sex for the sake of sex, we are as close to knowing who we really are as we possibly can be. In sex, we are ourselves. In every other situation, we are more in control of the persona we want to project and our need to live according to the perceived expectations placed on us. I love sex because of the unspoken, unspeaking bond between myself and my partner. I enjoy the way certain touches, changes of position, light breaths and light licks are met with reactions that can be read and adjusted to. I can completely lose myself in the moment of absorption into someone else's sensation, where I can sense and feel a woman's reactions, mounting excitement, and the tension and anticipation building up to an intense release. I could spend happy hours repeating that whole cycle, because in those moments everything else about myself is stripped away, and what's left is the most basic essence of who I am as a person, if I can begin to understand it.

Not a LOLcat, but impressive nevertheless.

I have to say, I find this topic to be in very bad taste. I was married to an LDS. I think that the judgement of someone's beliefs is completely innapropriate. I for one have spent some time in this church (attending with my Ex-wife) and have seen the whole picture. This topic is prejudice; if you don't have all of the facts, reasoning and writings on this subject i agree it can be consider a bit nuts. The fact of the matter is that their understanding of the act of sex should be between husband and wife. Though I am as jaded to sex as all of us on this bored, and trust me i enjoy it and indulge as much as i can. I still have a part of me that completely respects the sanctity of marriage and relationships between people. I'm sure people jude us as "prostitutes" degrading themselves and "Johns" enabling and disgusting men BUT WE KNOW DIFFERENTLY. I have no mal-intent in this post. I just was hoping to open some minds to possibly understanding and accepting people's beliefs as much as we think they are amusing or terrible. Thank you for reading and i hope i have caused no offence in this post. DoM

Audrey Hepburn

Totally just added this to the Favorite Quotes thread....sorry, couldn't help it! :p

I just finished a painting, perhaps I will post it here? I like the repersentaion on my painting. It is an androgenouse figure looking into the future, into the light leaving the dark behind. Very appropiate for this time of year. It is very different to the style I usually do. I think it will be a series?? I will post it soon....as I figure out how to lol.

You want a big country? Canada's pretty big... The Arrogant Worms- Canada's Really Big

I don't know about new year's resolutions, but I have some resolutions that I've been working on for a while now (and expect to be working on indefinitely). I want to stop feeding my perfectionism and learn to accept my best efforts as worthy, I want to sit down and write more, even if I don't think it's any good (see above), I want to learn the full lyrics to some of the songs I sing in the shower, to improve my singing experience, I want to boogie boogie boogie. :D

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lol,lol,lol,lol,oh my god I could not stop laughing,thanks,and I know it's not nice to laugh at someones elses expense but just this once!!!! I needed that....

FWIW, I think GoDaddy have some pretty good deals on at the moment - they've pissed off the entire Internet by supporting SOPA and lost a few big corporate clients as a result, so they're desperately trying to recover the ground they've lost...

As a member of less than a month, I am fortunate to have not witnessed the negativity and drama side of this site. Honestly, I deal with that on a daily basis with a couple of difficult employees of mine ;) and don't want to deal with that in my personal time as well. So far, all I have had is a positive experience here on CERB. Immediately I was welcomed by 3 long time members (OldDog, Pete & Cato) and also by some of the lovely ladies here on the site. I am looking forward to interacting with many more members and SPs here on Cerb. I find this site to be a great place to learn more about both sides of the industry and also so far it has been a place to have a laugh or two as well. I am glad to read this thread and see that so many others are also just looking for CERB to be a positive place. Sure there will be different opinions, but this is life and it is all about how you react and handle these opinions that will continue to make CERB a great board. I am looking forward to meeting many more members here and having some great discussions, deep discussions and some laughs along the way. All the best to everyone!!!

sung to the tune of Rawhide. Rolliin' Rollin' Rollin' Keep movin', movin', movin', No one's disapprovin', Keep them posts a-movin', R Guy! Don't try to understand 'em, Just write and paste and post 'em, Soon we'll be living high and wide. Boy your heart's palpitatin' This months love will be waitin', be waiting at the end of your ride. Move 'em on, head 'em up, Head 'em up, move 'em out, Move 'em on, head 'em out, R Guy! Set 'em out, ride 'em in Ride 'em in, let 'em out, Cut 'em out, ride 'em in R Guy. Rollin', rollin', rollin' Rollin', rollin', rollin' Rollin', rollin', rollin' Rollin', rollin', rollin' R Guy! Rollin', rollin', rollin' Though your numbers are swollen Keep them posts a-rollin' R Guy! Rain and wind and weather Wearin' chaps of leather Wishin' your gal was by your side. All the things your missin', Good vittles, love, and kissin', Are waiting at the end of your ride CHORUS Move 'em on, head 'em up Head 'em up, move 'em on Move 'em on, head 'em up R Guy

Dieting - New Year Resolutions 2007: I will get my weight down below 180 pounds. 2008: I will follow my new diet religiously until I get below 200 pounds. 2009: I will develop a realistic attitude about my weight. 2010: I will work out 3 days a week. 2011: I will try to drive past a gym at least once a week. 2012: Awww screw it !

I dated a mormon for a few years. These writings are still very much part of Mormonism today. As are the views on sexuality. But it's a package deal for them - there's no picking and choosing. If you want to have a good laugh, google "Mormon magic underwear". They do exist - trust me. I've removed them countless times. :-)

Andy.... in the long run, you are no better or worse off than ANY other 20 year old male. How many guys of your age do you know that THINK that they are fantastic lovers? Now ask the women that they have been with. At 20, you probably have no idea what YOU like, let alone what pleases someone else. That my friend comes with time. There is no rush. You don't get graded on sexual performance; if you are looking to be with someone in a serious relationship, the sex is the icing on the cake... and you what the ratio of cake to icing is on an average cake. Don't get me wrong - a healthy active sex life is important in a relationship - but it's not the basis of ANY relationship. In the interim - there's CERB. You have the opportunity to meet with some of the most fantastic women on the face of the planet; women that understand the varying degrees of sexuality and sensuality. Let them know your situation. They have seen it before and will see it again. Take constructive criticism. Last thing? Be confident - not cocky - but confident. You have a long road ahead of you my friend, and the delights along the way are yours.

I find it sexy to see a man blow! The way their body tights up, exposing their mussle...mmmm mmmm! For some reason it feels like a gift to me, heheheh....job well done! lol The pulsing throb just before it blows to me is the coolest feeling!

Very hot!! There's nothing like having that warm love juice all over my face, breast or a$$ but I love rubbing it all over me and sucking until I get that almost last drop, more comes out when gravity takes effect. I love to see that little quiver at the end too. YUMMY!!

I see everyone has gotten worked up about posting animal butts so I will post one that I know will first and foremost adhere to the rules/policies of Cerb while also appeal to the majority of ladies tastes in general and not some hairy ass. The thread is entitled "Best Bums on the Planet ( or at Least on Cerb) and since I can't take pictures of a hot client's ass, I will post one sexy butt here. Hey, us ladies can dream too right?