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Cancellation threads do seem to be common and frequent lately I agree ! Pisses me off to read them so I can only imagine how the ladies feel ! If there is a lady that I choose I want to meet with ....well then I would prepay a deposit in a heartbeat every time and in full with certain ladies that I know to be honest if it was something that was preferable for the lady and easy to make work for both of us.

Thanks so much to those who replied. I really appreciate them. :) I thought about it, and maybe by putting so much into my responses, I either scare them off or perhaps appear desperate?

This video might help a few guys that can't read.

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Let me get straight to it. My six pack is now a keg. My love handles have become shipping containers. My rolls are fully buttered. Now, I do have a stunning personality, sense of humor, and spectacular wit. However, how do you deal with us certified fat bastards that line up for your service. All the MAs are so nice. They really do treat me well. Are we talking Oscar performance or does size really not matter?

I think what you are doing is awesome. That said you need to forgo any pressure on yourself to respond immediately with a lengthy reply (if you think the potential client expects that, send back a short canned reply that you will respond more fully as time permits and do this only if you are so inclined to respond) and apply time management. Do it only when you simply have nothing better to do and quite frankly only when you feel like it or not at all. Or suggest the potential client call you as it does take more time to compose a lengthy reply via PM or email. Oh and as for those that take up your time and you never hear from again, well just the cost of doing business, definitely don't let it get you down! I think there is a large population of potential clients out there that can exchange endless emails but when it comes time to commit to an appointment somehow they can't do it, with your patience perhaps they can. So if you have the time and only when you have the time, I also think a lot of them can be put at ease by your email exchanges and I know when I find a really good SP I am comfortable with I will see her again and again -- like why spend the effort getting to know someone new? So you might at the end of the day pick up a valuable regular and build your client base but don't waste too much time on it. You have to strike a balance between wasting your time or being the early bird that gets the worm (or the one that's willing to answer their questions through what is a very scary process for a newbie). Back when I was doing a lot of legal work and over run with emails and correspondence I used Dragon NaturallySpeaking to send out a hundred detailed letters and emails a day and got all my other work done too. May you could take a look at that kind of optimization of your time and get ahead of the curve. The latest version is amazing. I don't use it as much these days as I can probably type a 100 words a minute but if you are a slower type-er, this thing does the typing for you as fast as you can say it. That said there are those that will never commit and are just wasting your time and I'll even guess that most of them don't even know this is the case. In other words I don't think they are intentionally or knowingly wasting your time and being responsive like you are could give you an edge to pick up the ones that will eventually decide to move forward. Oh and as for those that waste you time and you never hear from, definitely don't let it get you down, nothing to do with you and everything to do with them!

Bonjour Mlle Soleil, From the contents of your post it does not appear that you are doing anything wrong. Soleil, you are an engaging individual who is polite to all. You have an enchanting personality and a big heart. Continue doing what you do best and what makes you feel comfortable. Mutau

I like Angela for many reasons but mostly because she 'tells it like it is'!

Wm: As you can see I was able to give you rep but when I tried to type in a comment the box disappears, even after zooming in.

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I find if I'm having trouble entering text into a particular spot or pressing a button, then I just try to zoom into that area and try it again.

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I used to live with three cats. Today I found out I'm allergic to cats. I no longer live with any cats. Victory is mine! That would totally explain why I felt awful all the time when I was at home. And I thought the place was just cursed. :p

I hate being placated, so I try not to in return. :)

Who the heck IS this backrubman guy? LOL He has a great name, but I shall look elsewhere for my backrub, thank you very much. :) I think I sorta like this guy. Hey is he a fellow Maritimer? Maybe that's it? I do know that he had a good sense of humour and is a great addition to CERB.

Very good advice porthos. Two things that have bugged me is the lady not PMing me here by my CERB handle to verify it is really me (could be anyone saying they are me) and I also have a really good relationship with some ladies such that I already have their permission to use them as a reference and they will hopefully contact me and let me know if some asks them about me (actually does check a reference check) -- and I know that in some cases references weren't checked. So the SP assumed that I had been honest about my CERB handle without verifying this to be so (bad) and also assumed that if I was willing to provide another lady as reference I must be Ok (bad). I appreciate the ladies that do take the time to advise me they had an inquiry about me because if I didn't use them as a reference with the lady doing the inquiring then she needs to be warned right away. I don't know if it is lazy, time pressures or assumptions but if they ask for this information and don't use it to do the checks someone will fool them sooner or later (it's been tried) and I value my reputation also. Yes, this actually happened! I got a heads up in passing "oh btw, I just gave you a really great to reference to so and so". Whoop, Whoop, Whoop, red alert and alarm bells, I didn't name you as a reference to "so and so" and have no plans at this time to make an appointment with her - warn her at once and I will too! Very scary. I've posted about this before and even updated my profile with a warning, "PM to verify". Fortunately in this case she was warned in time to abort the encounter. I did wonder just what kind of a deadbeat she would have met if this hadn't be caught (at best it would be a no-show but that doesn't help my reputation as I would never do that to someone) -- So ladies, please continue to warn me if you get an inquiry, if I really did name you as a reference I will send back my sincerest appreciation and gratitude for giving me a good reference and if I didn't, red alert! It's the only way to ensure the reference you just gave me is helpful and not harmful to the SP doing the inquiring. CERB is great (and even powerful) in so many ways but this power can be used for evil. Just pick a nice review and note who it is written by. You can now (if you are evil) say you are the guy that wrote the review and use the lady that is being reviewed as a reference. So as long as the lady does her due diligence and PMs me (to verify) all is good. Fortunately I now know enough very wonderful, supreme, awesome, incredible ladies that I'm rarely looking to meet someone new I haven't before but people do come and go and then there is the travel, if it is a city I don't often get to or my preferred date is unavailable, sometimes I do really need a dinner date for business purposes.

It could be done... You could have arrangements whereby someone who wishes to see a visiting SP could drop off a deposit (at a mutually convenient time) with a local SP, who can verify it's good and hand it over to the visiting lady when she arrives. Of course, this would require the SPs to know and trust each other, and would require the client to trust the intermediary as well, and the ladies might want to work out some sort of reciprocal arrangement or compensation or something for the intermediary - but these things aren't impossible. And even if the local SP took a commission on the transaction, the visiting SP would probably still come out ahead if she saved a cancellation or two thereby. And you may even find that the deposit also results in the client deciding that the person he's just met is someone he'd like to get to know better... ;)

Just recently I get to meet this stunning lady, Greeted at the door by a very pretty sexy young lady, she embraces me with a hug and a kiss right away. This instantly put me in a comfortable zone, we chatted a little and kissed a lot. Laugh and giggles are shared. With no details attached, our time spent was extra ordinary. Julie is definitely an excellent addition to CERB. Ottawa gents, satisfy your curiosity, and remember to treat her with the utmost respect and kindness!

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Yes, exactly Kennidi. The pictures of room are great and we all know the ladies are impressive. A good combo for me....

I have been 'dealing' with a rather major issue now for close to a year and a half, and finally decided that my way of dealing with it has not really gotten me too far, so I decided that it was time to call in professional help. I KNOW it is early days in this new approach, but am wishing I had not waited so long. So my highlight is simply recognizing that I needed some help and more so perhaps was my positive response to the start of that help. And a huge thank you to those who have had faith in me (CERB members included, as well as family and friends) - I shall do this!

I meet her on the weekend but didn't have the time to write about her yet. She is very friendly, beautiful and sexy smart lookin with those glasses. She arrived on time was dressed ready to play. Nice yummy body. She's a hot redhead, pure redhead even below with pale skin to boot. Exactly what I wanted. The Perfect Pale Pure Redhead She plays safe but she is good. Take a chance you ill be happy you did, trust me. If you like them Red!

I had the opportunity to spend some time with Gabriella and she is a magnificent woman of grace and beauty. She put my nerves at ease and was down to earth despite her heavenly elegance. Treat her with respect and dignity.

All I can say is that with Gabriella, every experience is different. I have been fortunate to be able to meet with her on several of her visits to the Maritimes, and I am each time struck with her ability to sense moods and needs and she did not disappoint on this visit. She is an intelligent, well spoken, curious, adventurous, and caring person with so many different aspects to her, and it has been a delight for me to have met and spent so much time with her. For those who have the opportunity to meet her on her next visit, then do so and I am confident that you will be treated royally and enjoy your time with a true courtesan. It has been my privilege to have met her.

"Insight my handsome wise ones?" I don't claim to be either handsome or wise but here is my thought on using my CERB handle. When contacting a lady from CERB I may use her email address as I sometimes find it a better forum to write in and sometimes the lady prefers emails over PMs. However I always provide my CERB handle just to let them know I am a member of CERB. Not for a discount but in case they want to find out a bit more about me for their own comfort.