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Because of a medical condition I need to take a prescription which, not being melodramatic, is like life or death to me. But the side effects of the one prescription, well it's hit and miss in the bedroom. And Viagra and Cialis, doctor can't prescribe, doesn't combine well with my prescription But, and after posted on CERB awhile back by a lady I tried this other stuff. It took awhile to try, had to research, get doctor to say ok. This other stuff, L-Arginine. Took some yesterday evening, was told I would see results in 30 minutes. Ten minutes later, saw results :-) and they lasted. Fifteen minutes later since no ladies around, Playboy out, taking advantage of those results. Smile on my face rest of the evening. Before I went to bed, was "up" again :-) And woke "up" this morning too :-) And best, no side effects with my prescription It's early testing, but so far, well lets say I'm really looking forward to my next encounter RG

My CERB Goddess of the Day today is a lady who has already been mentioned in this thread. I have yet to meet her, but find her to be a positive upbeat presence on CERB. She is definitely a lady I will have to schedule an encounter with in the future. That is none other than the beautiful Carley Chase Here is Carley's Profile http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=31598 What some gentlemen have to say about her http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=C&t=38804 http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=C&t=28400 And a photo or two RG

My Goddess of the day and for this weekend is Lucy Bisset! http://www.tslucy.com/home.htm I have had the immense pleasure of meeting Lucy last fall; unbelievable but true, this lady is even more beautiful in person than she appears in her pictures. What I also discovered while spending time with her is that she is soft spoken and has a very lovely and sexy accent. Although somewhat shy and reserved, she exudes plenty of natural sensuality and raw sexual energy all at the same time... An incredible combination!

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My CERB Goddess of the Day today is a lady already mentioned in this thread, but I'm mentioning, because she's "my" Goddess of the Day That is Amelia Middleton. A upbeat lady who makes positive contributions to CERB, her posts I look forward to reading I wish she'd make a tour to Ontario in the future, but Ontario's loss seems to be Yellowknife's gain Amelia's Profile http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=48783 What some gentlemen have said about her http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=A&t=6118 A photo of the lovely Amelia or two RG

Ahhhh, Gia is so sweet, smart, eloquent, graceful, poised, beautiful (I will stop myself here lol). An awesome new addition to the Ottawa scene and the Cerb community! I am very much looking forward to next week! :) xox

Well, time to go back to someone who's been mentioned already, more than once... there's a reason for that! I refer, of course, to the incomparable Gabriella. What to say that hasn't been said already? Others have told you of her intelligence, and you can see for yourself how hot she is... but what I like most about her is that I've never met her without us ending up falling about laughing over something or other. There's a lot to be said for that :)

Everyone's happy and we adjourn, another successful project completion. I hang up the phone. I don't always enjoy these early morning calls to Europe - but this one went particularly well. An early start to the day, I look at the time, I can sneak some more shut eye before my drive to the office. There is something special about this morning..it's going to be a good day. I lie back and my mind wanders, it's like she is here. I close my eyes and I see her face, still smiling, looking back at me. It started a while ago, from that first innocent message, there was something magical about her. She seemed so charming and captivating I just wanted to see her. Then I heard her soft voice for the first time - she's doing things to me and she's not even aware. What a welcome, from the first greeting, I was spellbound. She wore a lovely evening dress, framing her gorgeous body and accessorized with matching heels. The body I had earlier admired and wondered what she would do to me when we met.... I wondered no more - as without hesitation our date commenced....Being a massage type encounter, I knew I needed to restrain my urges and it was difficult. The sensuality she oozes, her attention to detail, her choice in fragrances, her soft caresses, her eyes, her smile, her touch... Yes it's difficult - our hands explored each other as other body parts come into play. I cannot believe how natural this felt. The exploration was mutual, the effects equally rewarding. The touching combined with soft whispers, nibbles, soft breaths exhaled and sealed with kisses. Strangers we are in reality, committed we are in passionate intimacy. But it didn't feel like we are strangers ... from beginning to end, I was made to feel wanted, relaxed, pampered and spoilt. No rush, just lingering mutual enjoyment of company and intimacy. My hand reaches out to seek her body again...I can't feel her. She is not beside me. I awake, I look around...I'm at home. She is not here. I smile and close my eyes again....I see her smile .. we're holding hands...I am leaving...one last embrace...a parting kiss, our hands still clasped....slowly releasing their hold...our fingers lingering...craving one last touch, slowly but inevitably releasing their hold.... I open my eyes. I get up to prepare to face the rest of my day. As the warm water jets hits my body, I reminisce...I close my eyes..I see her face, she's smiling, looking back at me. My Jessica. I felt her hands massage my shoulders, removing their aches. I open my eyes, I finish my shower. I've been spoilt, I want more. It's going to be a great day.

Finding out just how much my mother's health has deteriorated over the past year. She's 88 with alzheimer's, wheelchair bound, can't feed herself, can't go to the toilet! I hope I never have to go into a nursing home! I feel overwhelming despair at the moment!! Treasure your family, your loved ones and your health while you can! Porthos

They know about cerb and they know about my blog, they featured prominently in it last year for a number of different reasons. You can read about it here http://www.cowboysdiary.info/wordpress/?p=2794 They wanted the posting removed, They threatened me if I did not take it down.They claimed they had no idea that they were dupped by the girl who gave them the photo, so I complied briefly and removed the posting. But then I became aware of of some other questionable tactics and interesting management style that I put the posting back up, I knew I had been lied too. Sadly Emerald is not the only former escort of this questionable agency to have to deal with this matter, so gentlemen beware if this is how they treat their women, what exactly are they doing with your personal information you leave with them to book and appointment.

I'm relatively new to cerb, but not new to the concept of respecting my fellow man (or woman in this case). It seems the question is one of economics, not pleasure or consideration. Personally I like to fully appreciate all the nuances of the experience: ...the first impression...takes a few minutes to absorb that which your companion has hopefully taken some time to prepare ...the cleanse...I don't care if I showered in the elevator on the way up to my date I want to feel exceptionally clean and I want my date to be assured that I am as well (pays dividends I think) and a little help with that task is always appreciated ...the chat ... even if its an old friend and she's already gotten a head start ;) ...takes a few minutes to navigate ...the deed... I like to take my time to give as much as I receive ... and I would like to think that I am not at McDonalds but rather enjoying a fine dining experience ...the cool down...after any quality workout its important to stretch and allow the heart to return to normal...hopefully your heart is breaking a little knowing you have to leave ...the wrap up...unfortunately life goes on and you do have to go and unless you have underperformed and your date is handing your clothes to you in a ball and escorting you to the door...this as well will take a few minutes Consequently I don't see 45 min as being anything more than a quick release, and I can do that myself if need be...and would likely run longer than shorter thus disrespecting the lady in question. A wise man once said to me "life is more about the journey than the destination...enjoy the walk" If the issue is one of compromise on time and expense I like the 90 min option! ...Jay

For those of you who missed and would like to see this episode, you can watch the season finale (under video) on http://www.ctv.ca. Despite the stereotypes, it was a pretty good episode, especially the "The Godfather-type" cliffhanger ending.

I am not sure yet if I can be there as I do plan to have a trip out east at some point this summer but I'd be happy to give Boomer (he's offered) some of my movies/magazines as a door prize if you'd like.

Sitting outside around the bonfire on a beautiful evening with friends.

I'm back... and oh so ready to play! Let me show you just how much I missed you. Being on vacation is nice and all, but I couldn't wait to be back to be your erotic and nuru masseuse. It's time like these where I truly realized that I lavish from what I do and I don't know what I'd do without you! Let's get naked and have a private party for two! Here are some new pictures! Schedule for the rest of this week Friday, May 25th 10am to 10pm Saturday, May 26th 10am to 10pm Schedule for next week Monday, May 28th 10am to 10pm Tuesday, May 29th 10am to 10pm Wednesday. May 30th 10am to 10pm Thursday, May 31st 10am to 10pm Friday, June 1st 10am to 10pm Saturday, June 2nd 10am to 10pm Playtime for adults Try a new Exxxperience with Ottawa's Premier and Best Nuru Masseuse! A Nuru experience combines a Nuru gel and the erotic stimulation of a sensual body to body massage Our time starts with a steamy shower with a steamy together. My Nuru massage takes place on a bed using the proper bedding for ample space and conform in a relaxed and intimate ambiance. I will begin by pouring Nuru Massage Gel in a sexy, slippery and sensual strip tease just for you and do a continuous body to body slide sensual massage to provide you with the most relaxing and erotic touch with even greater physical contact. 45 minute and 1 hour sessions available For an even more greater indulgence, book an extra 30 minutes for a therapeutic beginning as I provide you with deep tissue relaxation on a professional massage table. Let my firm touch give relief to your stressed muscles. I also offer a complete full body sensual massage using my hands and body. This Girl Friend Experience session will delight and pamper every one of your parts. This is the ideal session to be heavenly reposed and relaxed as if on vacation. 45 minute, 1 hour, 1.5 hour on longer available. I'm available for Incall at my upscale discreet local Downtown and Outcall at your residence or hotel. The best way to rendez-vous with me, whether in advance or spontaneously, is bookings though my online reservation system. CLICK HERE for access. Once registered, you can view my open hours and instantly reserve your desired rendez-vous. I will contact you by email to follow up as soon as possible. All information is keep confidential. If you are interested in more information, or would like to book a rendez-vous in advance, please send me an email at [email protected] For appointments within the same 24 hours, please contact me by phone at 613-482-1553. If I don't answer, please leave a number along with the best time to return your call and I will do so discreetly, or call me back. Thank you for stopping by to read my post! Yours truly, Jessica Phone: 613-482-1553 Email: [email protected] or PM me here on the forum

Happy Birthday - from one Gemini to another!

I have been away for a few days but today's pick for me is Penelope Davis http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=35208 I don't really know her but her online persona is so very sweet! Beautiful!!!

My CERB Goddess Of The Day today is another beautiful woman from Orleans, Ontario. And that is none other than Nicolette Vaughn. As of yet we haven't met, except through posts. But when Nicolette posts something, I read it. She always has something to contribute to CERB. Here is Nicolette's Profile http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=4180 What some guys have to say about her http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=N&t=28638 A photo or two Yes Nicolette, I've noticed you. Just have to find a free month to come up to Ottawa so we can meet in person RG

I still get a bit nervous (or maybe more anxious and excited) when seeing a lady for the first time. I actually much prefer contact by e-mail, as calling someone up cold, and hearing her voice on the phone, is something I find hard to do. No problem calling once we've exchanged e-mails and chatted electronically a bit. To the OP, I'd simply say in your introductory e-mail that you're very shy, and nervous about the whole experience. I'm sure you will get a very reassuring e-mail that will help put you at ease. In the long run, if you are shy with women, seeing an escort may very well help you develop the confidence that you are, in fact, a great guy, with lots of good qualities, and the ability to interact with and please a woman. Learn from the ladies you see in this biz, and I fully expect that when you interact with civilian women, they will respond to the changes in you. And when they meet you in the bedroom, they'll likely find out there is a lot more that lies behind the shy exterior than perhaps they expected. :icon_wink: Porthos

Kelly is actually certified as an RMT but is not "working" as an RMT to avoid the obvious complications and to allow her "leeway" in her treatment options :) Rodehard

They may not be mirror image twins or identical but possibly fraternal. I have twins in the family but I guess you'll have to see them in person. Us CERB ladies are always here for you to choose, communicate and have fun with and you have no doubts about us reputable ladies. I can't lie, I was checking them out too, they are cute.

First 10 pages of the three word story An ugly man had a goal to invent a foolproof love potion. In his mind the perfect formula should certainly include an angel tear, a red hair, three chocolate drops, 7 rose petals, and a pink of picie dust; stirred, not shaken and on ice. His quest began accompanied by marsupials, in the land of many wonders. His first step was to seek with frisky bravado the legendary fountain of pure pleasure. After departing from his mom's house to go get the special ingredients which mix well only after a chant is something you yell while standing in the pouring rain. A basin filled with melted chocolate and plenty of chocolate whipped cream that taste like a sweet delight. Meanwhile, in Gatineau at the stripclub the hot action began to intesify until the outrageous FiFi Larue appeared. She looked hot except for the wet spot on the front of her revealing negligee. Taking hold of a panting customer's hand, she started to make her lace shirt come undone revealing the luscious tattoo of a wild rose growing solitarily from a large well rounded booty. She then took candy from the southern region of Greece when someone bent over and grabbed something on the breast of a chicken that was fried in lard along with the banana of doom.It tasted terrible until the peel was loveingly removed revealing a long limpy shaft of fruity goodness. This and two microphones are providing a comic relief to a nudist colony off the coast that its considered a very big issue of which all the people yelled very loud. "HEY, WHAT'S THAT?" The sultry sylph then throbbed thrustingly. BBBJ's all around. Sadly, no takers. Well, one taker :D Pages 10 - 20 The sultry sylph then throbbed thrustingly. BBBJ's all around. Sadly, no takers. "Well, one taker" Who quickly stripped only to realize the room was empty of furniture, bur there were three jolly lesbians: Suzie, Nika, and Gert. Each completely ready for a night of righteous indignation. However, slightly timid they all decided to enjoy themselves eating copious amounts of snatch dipped rich dark chocolate while sipping sweet thick white cream. Excited, everyone suddenly produced a dildo that made noise. "Aha" he exclaimed! After shoving it where the sun always shines and now he knows special holes are made for fun. Glitter and bubbles. The potion is almost ready to erupt and explode, which scared everyone except Julias Undies and Sin Cindy. But the dog who really wanted to join in and hump a horny little bitch, it all ended when the last person turned off the lights and boldly moved towards a place no one expected to find the answer to. It as filled with vaginas and a beautiful penis which thrust their way towards the very wet spot that was hidden beneath the bush. Trimmer was needed to clear the was through the dense wet foliage but he kept going like the energizer bunny. He could not stop and smell the perfectly musty that weakened him like Kryptonite on her left breast, sucking the nipple until it became hard and she screamed "STOP!" Then she grabbed his hardend cock and said "How big are you?" "You tell me, feel the girth, length don't count" She opened up and let the tongue out to swallow the full amount of his throbbing eleven inches. Out it came for a second. She wanted MORE! And screamed "MORE". Then bent over to take his now wet, thick tool, and exclaimed "It's so huge and it's so hard and throbbing"

My CERB Goddess of the day has already been mentioned, for good reason. She presents herself in such a classy manner. Her posts and threads are always intriguing and original. She always participates on the board. Well deserved, Miss Gabriella Laurence! Lets also not forget her very breath taking beauty!

Let it not be said that I am not romantic...

Greek has been mentioned but is a big one.... Full Service is one that certainly has a new ...but memorable.... meaning ;) FYI I once fell in love with my "full service" gas attendant and married her. Full service turned to self service.... she became a chartered accountant so Digits went to numbers on paper...and playful spankings turned to an ass kicking and donations turned to alimony ...and so on and so forth