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I suspended access to the shout box to new UNMODERATED members at this time. The reason for this is we have a few people who get banned and come back with a new moderated account and are still able to post in the shoutbox (ads or crap no one wants on cerb) so the only way to stop this is to disable the shoutbox to new MODERATED members. Once a member has been on cerb for 5 days and has at least 5 posts the shout box will open for them to post. This is a good incentive to post too!

Let's put it this way...."du u wanna git wit me" is probably a problem while "do you want to get with me" while not ideal, is an improvement. Peachy, I see no fault in the way you express yourself!

I believe that one is not expecting too much to read an ad that is well composed, is grammatically correct, and hopefully without spelling errors. My reasons for this are twofold, with the second being much more important. On the one hand I know that I particularly enjoy the company of intelligent women and the ability to compose a proper ad may be an indication of this. I pay much closer attention to those women who have shown that they take care, effort and pride in their writing and who distinguish themselves from others with their style of advertising. Right or wrong, my belief is that women who show those characteristics through their personal advertising are the same women who will take pride and care in a face to face meeting. It is a question of professionalism and may be one of the characteristics that for me distinguishes some women as being members of the elite group of courtesans that we are able to interact with. Now, I wondr howe many gremmer erors I hav in hear.

For these kind of enquiries, I don't see the need to share the details that you didn't want to put in the reco itself. Sorry, but that is just my POV. If you left out the details because of the sp request, or your own reasons, no one else needs to have the details, period. If they are asking about things the lady does not advertise, you simply say ask her. If they are asking about things she does advertise, you simply tell them to view her ads or website. I sometimes get the idea that some of the pms or replies in recos or reviews are the guy is too lazy to go find out for himself. Or as you suspect, might be only interested in juicy details.

If you're in an environment where you can listen to music, take a moment to listen to this song while you read and potentially respond to this thread: 'Home' is a place we often take for granted. It is so incredibly important to feel a sense of 'belonging'. For some, there is a physical space associated with this feeling of 'home', for others, 'home' is where a person resides. I have an incredibly beautiful relationship with my step-father, Roger. I often feel 'at home' in his presence, regardless of the geography involved. I live in downtown Ottawa, but I've spent a fair amount of the month of July outside of my 'home'. I've missed it terribly, and I'm so happy to be back. There is something special about being surrounded by my books, my art, my papers and knick knacks. There's something special about my pillow. I bought it especially because it's flat but firm. I often sleep on my stomach. Although I had English Breakfast Tea elsewhere, it never tasted quite right, it never tasted quite like home. I'm home now. How would you describe 'home'? What is 'home' for you?

I agree Lee and you have given me more laughs in more places around the world than anyone I can think of. So I like Lee Richards, surely no one will doubt that he is one of the funniest guys on CERB (and likely the funniest, bar none!). It really brightens my day when I read something funny he has posted here and I have to laugh uncontrollably. Thanks Lee for doing what you do!

I know exactly what you mean bigwilly, I sometime spend 4-5 hours looking at the pictures and reading the reco's and even look at the ladies that reply to my thread reply and even then I can't seem to make a decision. The truth is with all the ladies from CERB there is no bad decision(99% of the time). Like billybob said, I get butterflies in my stomach until she opens the door and I get a big hug or a kiss and then things seems to calm down. Being a man I try not to show this side but its the truth and I don't care who knows it.

Hahaha I feel a rigid, non-mechanical, non-gfe, inflatable experience coming on for some if this keeps up lol Hopefully, it doesn't blow in the wind after the first try ;)

Gaga was a pleasant surprise. I have not seen any recommendations so was not sure how she would be. She is quite a beautiful woman. She has model photos and Im sure she was a model. Great body, natural large breasts. Her massage was really a great technique worth seeing just for that. The ending was nice. She offers a range, no FS. Very intimate and the herbal tea at the end was a nice touch. I was really turned on and she knew what she was doing. Definitely will repeat. I guess this is her first recommendation.

So, I have been on here for sometime now and I have been experiencing what I will call "Choice Paralysis". If you have never heard it, it is easy to figure out what it is. I don't really know if it is being shy, conservative or any other verb I can use to sound like I know what it is that I am feeling. I can tell you I don't even know if I put this in the right section. With all the different types of ladies with different types of services I feel overwhelmed half the time and I want to call one or more of these amazing ladies but I freeze in making the decision as to whom I should spend time with. I find my interests changing on the hour. First SP or MA, spinner type, then curvy, black white, blonde redhead.... WAY TOO MANY CHOICES!!! (Not that it is a bad thing) I guess I am asking, how is it most of you choose the lady you want? Does anyone else have the same issues with choice paralysis? Or am I just way to nervous about this? Thanks for your input!

I know exactly where you are coming from. When I first started in this lifestyle I found it hard to write a recommendation on what was to me a private intimate time together. It wasn't finding words, it was talking about what to me was private. I was just raised that intimate time together was a private matter, not something to be talked about. Now not telling you what to do, you have to do what is comfortable for you. But a short recommendation to the effect "saw this lady, arrived on time, her photos accurate, had a good time with her and will repeat" Doesn't get into the intimate details. Like I said, not telling you what to do, but maybe a recommendation along those lines might fit in your comfort zone, and it might be helpful for the lady For whatever it's worth RG :-)

First I let my recommendations stand on their own. In other words if there are things I have not brought up in the recommendation, I'm not bringing them up through pm. Some matters between a gentleman and lady, yes even in this lifestyle, are a private matter. I've had respectful questions asked because of recommendations I wrote, and was all too happy to answer. Why? Well first it could benefit the lady, in getting a new client. Second, a gentleman just might meet a great lady, and like me have a good or great encounter. Also, it is a public way to say in hopefully a flattering way, thank you to the lady for the great encounter you had with her. What lady doesn't like flattery, especially when it is deserved and shows the gentleman appreciated her companionship Answering pm's, does it take some time, sometimes. But if I wrote a recommendation that's because the encounter was good or great, and that is due in large part to the lady. And just on the off chance a recommendation may help her in her business, if for no other reason, well for a lady that gave me a memorable encounter, she's worth spending that bit of time answering any respectful questions. I have, on another board, after posting a recommendation which was tasteful (I got rep points for it here) got replies and pm's asking for the play by play. I declined, saying the lady prefers no graphic details, which I respect. Then I basically got nasty pm's directed at me for even daring to post the recommendation. I left that board As a side note to the play by play details. Sometimes they have to be greeted with skepticism. Middle age guys talking about how they were sexual dynamos with a twenty something SP, going on for hours and hours. I might have had that type of stamina in my teenage years to twenties, but middle aged guys, come on. You'd need to take a case full of viagara to keep going like that Who are they writing the recommendation for, the lady, to help her business, or the guys, and the reco is more akin to locker room talk, well bragging? I even recall a post from a lady on CERB quite awhile ago which said a recommendation on her didn't even come close to being what the real encounter was, even the description of the hotel room was wrong. Anyhow I digress But if a gentleman writes a recommendation on a lady, that means he had a good time with her. And at the end of the day, when another gentleman wants to see a lady, isn't that the most important question to consider "will I have a good time with this lady?" A rambling RG

My comment was too long-winded an was cut-off. Someday I will count how many characters we are allowed! What I was trying to say was that your posts show a lot of sincerity and innate intelligence. So in my opinion, that more than makes up for any minor difficulties with spelling and grammar. And I will add that you do not come across at all as someone who doesn't care or doesn't try. You have a good message and it comes across clearly. I think that the problem with some of the poorly written ads is that they do not actually convey much of a message -- other than cum be wit me. An ad without a message but with perfect spelling and grammar will just be forgotten. But I think if an ad has no real message and it's full of mistakes you start to tie the two together and assume that a lack of intelligence and/or care must be involved. So there's a bit of a confirmation bias, maybe. Just my thoughts.

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I like backrubman because he seems sincere and honest in his replies.

Home for me is in my truck at work. I am a workaholic. Every morning when I crawl in my truck at 6 am with my coffee and turn the key ....I instantly relax and feel at peace. That is where I am happy and life is good. Sad eh ??

With all of the predictive text options along with spell/grammar check options available on today's devices, I can't see why it would be so difficult to compose a somewhat legible ad. I can understand language barriers and they don't bother me when I see that the intent was there.

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However said it shouldn't bother it does... I have had similar experience than Emily where i never met the guy..Once contact me even stating he wouldn't via work to be discret..Yet he never delete his history and wife found my site..I got an email while i was in europe Attach a picture of the family telling me i was wrecking a marriage.i had absolutly no clue from where the email came from who it could be so i reply... It took me time to research to find it was "potential client that never book" that was negligent. Earlier when i was in the USA...I use to have a local number and one day while i was in a photoshoot i receive a call..A woman..She was asking me about a treesome but i could hear her voice been very shaky(plus i wasn't providing couple app then).I told her i couldn't help her..I start to have text telling me i was the devil..How could i be so mean and destroy a marriage..I said i had no clue was she was talking about she stated that she found my number in her number phone billing ...I had to do a lot of search to realise it was a guy calling me while i was in Chicago pretending been an assistant wanting to book for someone..Since i do not book trough a third party and wasn't in that city i never return the phone call. On recent event i end up having my name add to a gent reservation to his insistance which lead me to some problem when i was trying to work..He had my personal phone which i have express several time to e very leary and not comfortable due to the fact that he is married..He assure me he was the only having access to it..Well i had to call for the first time ever and end up having his wife answering me. I personally find very unfair that you ask me to be discret..To be private but you are careless about my infos.. I completly support Emily on this point and would ask gents to be more careful as not only it cause us distress but it can also ruin a tour we had plan as we get treathened. It is really not fun!!! VJ

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Old school rules, you or the time up bell, which ever came first. Today, providers and clients use time as a way to gauge value for dollar and quality of experience. It's really quite simple, just clarify with your provider upfront what is more important, sog's or quality of experience. Like Nikki, if you treat a woman like a blowup doll, that's exactly what you are going to get. As an agency girl I gave a demon grudge fuck when I had been disrespected by a client's attitude. You get back exactly what you give... cat

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This is what can happen and you need to develop the right perspective. One of the things I learned here, is how to treat the women here in a new way. What I mean by that is, women can be friends or available for dates or looking for a relationship or just want to hang out. Assume that none of these apply to the women on here. Learn to enjoy your time with them and walk away. You may feel a conection with some, and when that happens you embrace it, be thankful and walk away looking forward to the next time you can get together. Try not to blur the line between the services that the women provide and a relationship in the romantic sense. For me, it is like I have been trained since my youth that when you are intimate with a woman you have to court them and pay them lots of attention and let them know they are important to you. You need to resist this urge. I have met some amazing women on cerb and I am truly appreciative of that, and I have a degree of affection for many of them and I can care about them without knowing them in their real lives. This is what I have learned. My lasy piece of advice is to put yourself on a budget for this hobby. So that could be once a month or once every 2 months ... what ever it is stick to it. Good luck.

Now the question would be, which side did you see Linda and Lisa on? Haircut or massage?

Hmmmm.... GC General Custer - You get into a situation where all you can say is " I'm fucked, and not in a good way." George Costanza - The big finish is accompanied by an ice bath that causes shrinkage. Glenn Close - Danger. The provider will read too much into your relationship and eventually will kill your pet rabbit. Gerry Cheevers - You can take as many shots on goal as you like, but if she is on her game, you are going to get shut out. Gordon Campbell - She hasn't told you about the HST. Gay Caballero - The session is set to the music of Ricky Martin. Generic Copulation - You can choose any position you want as long as it's missionary. Gastric Cramps - Farts... A LOT.