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This is a recommendation board. Not a review board. I, along with many others, am happy to keep and enjoy it this way. All the best for 2013 to all!!!

So this is the deal... (As I understand it) The "images" option at the top of the group is gone because I disabled it because it is completely pointless to the group. The only way to add pics to that specific area is by going through your albums. And because of CERB's "no genitals" rules, that is not possible. I thought that it would be okay if the images were uploaded to your private "Profile" album, which is visible to you and you ONLY, and then uploaded to the Private Invite only group, but this is not allowed, and will be penalized. (And I also received an infraction too). I did have a pic in that area yesterday which was approved, but I am assuming this was a mistake, as it has since been removed. I thought that this would be a good way for CERB ladies to add their naughty pics to the group and be able to highlight them from the others, because by just adding them to the feed, they get lost in the mix with all the other pics (as great as they are). But to be clear, this is not allowed. So, we can post x rated (including genitals) pics to the Private groups, but only if they are not in your albums, and you just link the image from another location (not CERB) to the posting area in the group, just like you would on a regular post on any other thread. Make sense? Also, Alexxxis' post is blank because it was a pic which was linked from her private profile album, which has since been removed. She can still post pics, as long as they are being linked from somewhere other than CERB (as discussed). Additional Comments: The rules on this subject, straight from the source: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=117199

A lot of the major image hosting sites don't allow adult photos (nudity, sex acts, etc), so I use an adult hosting site: http://redfiles.info/ All photos you upload are public unless you register and then upload them to a private album.

I don't think there is any particular "job". I know people that hobby who are farmers and factory workers, all the way to surgeons and lawyers. Obviously, the greater your disposable income the more frequently you can hobby. I have a pretty good job, but I can't (sadly), hobby at will. Many have to save, ration, and plan. But they still hobby. Porthos

I dont have a Cock...tail :p but mine would be Screaming nipple...lol If I could just change my Birthday to June it would be Screaming Orgasam :)

It started out as such a promising day! It was snowing hard, and it was supposed to be our first major storm. One of my kids was planning to fly home but was quite OK with a flight cancellation. :) But, the fates intervened. The snow storm became a dud and at the moment the flight is on time and if it goes it will be the only flight out of Charlottetown today! I was looking forward to having all of the kids home for a few more days.

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Flaming Slop Tray Doesn't sound good ..:(

To start hobbying more often!http://cerb.ca/vbulletin/images/adultsmiles/cooter.gif

As 2012 draws to a close, I'd like to say a big 'Thank You' to the ladies of CERB! You provide a valuable service to us men who, for whatever reasons, seek physical intimacy. In my case, I have had enough of relationships for a while, but I still need to feel like a man occasionally, and you ladies make that happen. I used to sometimes feel bad inside for being a hobbyist, and that would ruin the experience for me, but CERB and the good people on it showed me that I'm just a normal, healthy male seeking some mutual physical pleasure. Cheers and Happy New Year! May the pleasure continue!

Yes, that seems to be what happened since my photo is still posted in the group, but simply is not available anymore in my "private album"... I don't see any other way of getting these particular photos onto the site however as posting in a group gives you ONE option to add photos, which is providing a link. To me, this means the only pics that I can post are ones I have in my album (no nudity, nothing excplicit), or are the property of someone else's online link (Is there no copyright law being violated here?). There is no option to upload directly from my PC, perhaps we should address that to the mod?

Caption anyone?

All I can say is to not expect it to be like a porno, I remember my first experience a few years ago when I was roughly your age and was I ever surprised. Also, these are people too, not toys or tools, treat them with respect, every one I have met thus far has been very nice and if this is your first time with a service provider be upfront with it. They will sit you down, talk you through it and then you'll be able to enjoy. I really did not enjoy my first couple of times as there was little conversation beforehand and was more often set up for appointments by others rather than picking myself. Be sure you are happy with who you pick, talk for ten minutes and then enjoy. Also be sure to be clear about menu options. As my first several times were set up for me I ended up with options that weren't beneficial to someone like me and I was not able to enjoy and it wasn't up until about a year ago that I was really able to start enjoying. Also, look to read reviews and get a sense of what an encounter might be like with different providers. Another suggestion would be to use a provider that uses this site, which you are lucky to have being in Ottawa, as certain other sites, which I will not publicly name, are notorious for having no shows, scammers, bait and switchers, etc. who do not want negative reviews posted about them where they post their advertisements. The girls on here are all lovely and great.

one thing that sucks but is also kind of hilarious is how often you get contacted by "Photographers" offering a tide in "services" lol I wonder why people think because they own a camera they are a photographer lol. 3hrs of a photographers time is like $150, now how does that seem like an even trade lmao

When there are so many fabulous boxing day sales, but too many dam people in the dam mall.....and why oh why do ladies insist on bringing out all of their babies and toddlers, only to have them run about everywhere, you brought strollers, why arent they in them?? And of course, the parents who brought them don't do shit to protect them from being hurt! It was not the guys fault that your child who is 2 feet tall got knocked down ...like did you really think it was a good ass idea to let your babies run about in the mall?????? DUH

This is so well written! I want to bookmark it and send it to anyone who ever questions rates! Well said and very well explained.

Gouging?? That's a bit hysterical, isn't it? After all, using the services of an SP is an extreme personal luxury. Not a life necessity like food, fuel, heat, shelter, shoes for your kids. Gouging happens when one jacks up the price of something that people can't go without. If they raised the price of Porsches by 25% one year, though, it would not be thought of as gouging because Porsches are luxuries for those who can afford them. There is no obligation to make them cheap enough for everyone to have one. To put some perspective on this matter, when I first worked in Toronto in 1982, the going rate was $250/hour. That's what I'm charging today. During that time, rents, many food costs, cost of a new car, fuel and heating oil have risen steadily (which I don't mind so much; I am more upset that quality and customer service has plunged). In one year, due to the application of the HST, my home heating oil bill shot up 8%. I'm not talking about luxuries, but life necessities. Prices may fluctuate a bit from one year to the next, but looked at over the course of decades, our rates are stuck in a rut. Generally, it's considered to be in very poor taste to complain about the price of luxuries. No one owes you a luxury experience. It's something you can either afford to treat yourself to or not. Merry Christmas!

So true! (Actually it's true more often than we think -- being in love with a departed figure from our own past, or just the person we imagine someone unattainable to be, can get in the way of fully loving the people close to us.) By the way Georgiana, if I dress like that guy in the eCard for an appointment someday, will you dress like the lady? 'Cause I think all those clothes could be FUN. ;)

Since I am at the house waiting for the neighbourhood lad to come over and shovel the driveway, thought I would post a few thoughts I have regarding the folks on Cerb. By and large, this community of hobbyists, sp's and ma's have been amazing in providing support through comments, prayers and good wishes on my Strike 1, Strike 2 thread, on my profile page and in private messages. It is truly is appreciated. The kindness is not just for me, when I posted about one of our Cerb ladies who was down, lost her companion and access to her child, the outpouring of support for her was wide-spread. When others have been hit with an illness or loss, the folks of Cerb are always quick to let the person know they are being thought of. So folks, as we all travel through our own individual journeys, please continue to look out for and support those who are not doing well. Thanx for everything, enjoy your family and friends throughout this holiday and in 2013. Hugs, kisses and lots of licks, always. The Liquor

As I mentioned in another post I had a girlfriend that liked to go there years ago. After reading this thread, I decided to go check it out. I went on a Saturday night and the place was fairly busy. There weren't a lot of women, and none that appeared to be alone. One lady was with a guy and while they put on a public show, they didn't allow anybody to join them. There was another lady there with a guy, and they also put on a public show. Then when he was done she picked another guy, and another, and another! This actually happened a few times over the few hours I was there, so I really couldn't even guess how many guys with which she had sex. It was dark, so it may have been the same guys for multiple sessions. As for myself... no hookups. Talked with a few people in the sauna and around the halls... guys, girls, t-girls. Everybody seemed nice. I went the following week and.... we have a winner. Hooked up with a lady that was looking to "kill some time" before her friends showed up. I actually wasn't even there very long. Tried yet one more time... As soon as I walked in the door (literally, I was getting my towel and room key) there was a beautiful lady just about to leave with... with her boyfriend? She seemed like she may have been a little drunk, but she was introducing herself to me and doing some touching and rubbing. Anyway the "boyfriend" got really annoyed and dragged her out the door (my loss, definitely). So, once again no luck on a hook up. I did meet some nice guys to chat with (both straight and gay), and a beautiful t-girl. Again, I really didn't see any ladies that were there without guys. One guy had his room door open and was putting on a show with two ladies and a t-girl. Another lady was putting on a solo show for anybody that wanted to watch. There was also a couple in one of the t.v. rooms inviting people in to watch them. I think it's a fun place, but don't set your expectations high. As a straight guy I think the chances of hooking up are slim (unless you get lucky or hit it on a very busy night). If you are a gay guy, there is the potential for so much action you'd probably have to take two or three days off work to recover. I couldn't even guess how many offers I had from men. To sum up: Check it out, it's a blast!

cancellation and what to do if you have to cancell, or if an appointment gets cancelled on you. Unusual Situations sub catagory of what to do if condom breaks, testing..... Planning how far in advance...week...day...hours....what to expect. clock watching what to expect in the way opf a true courtesan vs. a woman who has 5 clocks in the room. Or should it be up to the client to watch the clock. When does the time start and finish..... Rates what to usually expect from lower rates vs. higher rates. Touring ladies Vs. Local talent working behind the scenes to help touring ladies come to town......spread the word of them and get people to help convince them...is it worth it or recomended.