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A couple of sports related videos that brought tears to my eyes... you really need to watch both. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgtJkx8S0_0 and http://squatlo-rant.blogspot.ca/2013/04/grab-kleenex-footage-from-nebraskas.html

Why are people such haters? Jealousy is such an ugly quality! Cheers to those who support others.

A special mention to this one. It's sexy, dirty, silly (very) and original. Careful where you watch this, it turns into graphic porn at the end. This is the uncensored version :b http://vimeo.com/44136469

Karina... Spending intimate time with a client or conversely when we spend intimate time with a provider is bound to have emotional challenges. Intimacy comes not only from the body, it comes from the mind and spirit. The greater the time spent with another human being, the greater the bond is that is being forged. Is it wrong? Absolutely not; it's human. Therein lies the challenge. The challenge is fulfilling that desire, that need to requite, to validate. The checklist is infinite but you probably should ask yourself a number of questions. First, does he share the same strength of passion for you? If the answer is yes, it becomes simpler and more complicated. It is however the key in determining whether your feelings are insatiable or open to further provocation. Second, if the answer to the first is yes, are you both willing to make sacrifices - significant sacrifices - to see the relationship flourish or flounder? Men, for the most part, do not share well. Your current career is an avocation that might not be in line with his traditional values; he might not be willing to accept a partner that has intimate relationships with other men. It's a paradox, considering the nature of your current relationship, but it is a clear delineation - a line in the sand. Would you be willing to forego your current position to fulfill a relationship that may or may not work out? Further to this - would he be free to make the choice to be with you, without making significant personal sacrifices? Is he married? Does he have children? Does he have a career? Would his family accept the relationship? The typical client-provider relationship is safe because it is discrete and fulfilled at the end of each session. Guilt is diminished - it's a transaction of the flesh rather than of the heart. When you add emotion, the intimacy is enhanced and the safeguards come down - you genuinely give yourself to him as a whole - but the price to yourself is vulnerability. YOU need HIM. It's a struggle that many people on both sides of the industry face. It can be incredibly beautiful. It can also be psychologically crippling. The best advice I can give? Be analytic. Before you approach him, ask yourself whether you would be willing to make equal or greater sacrifices to the ones you may have to ask him to make. Ask yourself whether you really know him or whether you just idealize him. It's far easier to love the idea of a person than actually live with that person. It's a tough one that each of us has to deal with. I don't know whether I have helped at all or over complicated things - but I do hope that I have given some food for thought. A quote comes to mind, not written by Shakespeare but of that era: "Love is the most beautiful of dreams and the worst of nightmares."

Sp's with an assistant are usually upfront about having one in their ads and on there website. If you have only communicated via text you have no idea if it is man or a women you are corresponding with, which should make one question things. If a lady is not upfront about having a secretary prior to you contacting her, what else is she not being upfront about?

I am sure is you ask an SP for this service you may have a better chance than an MA.

Why is it everytime someone desperately tries to assinate your character good things happen? Let the goodtimes roll:biggrin:

A friend suggested that I meet up with Becki and let me tell you, what great advice. For me, just about everything is perfect. Her incall is super close to my place with plenty of free parking. If you're tired of always going down town, it's quite centrally located and would be easy to get to from almost any part of town. I had a bit of an idea of what to expect from her pictures but when she opened the door, wow! If you're looking for girl-next-door, you couldn't do much better than this. She is super cute, petite, with a great smile and charming personality. Blonde hair, blue eyes, small breasts, a fabulous butt, everything about her is lovely. She's also great to talk to. I'm sometimes a bit shy but she's such a soft and gentle person, I almost immediately felt quite relaxed with her. Everything just felt unrushed. We went into the bedroom, chatting about this and that. She's quite a clever girl, well educated, with multiple talents and interests. We started with some kissing and cuddling and things progressed from there. It was cool because there wasn't really any sense of urgency and everything just kind of flowed naturally. Clothes started coming off, lips started kissing, hands started exploring, penises started finding their way into mouths... :-D Very fun. For the DATY lovers out there, she has a lovely and responsive little kitten that was an absolute pleasure to dine upon. She told me that she doesn't normally cum that way however so I used a nice kitty-wash as foreplay for the second round. You DATY experts out there may be saying, "challenge accepted!", but I decided to see if the third leg might be up for the job. Since I'm weird and am always doing something random, apparently today was the day for talking to my wiener. I don't normally imagine it as having a mind and personality of it's own but it seemed various scoldings and pep talks were required at various points. Hopefully Becki didn't find it too odd. ;-) For those of you who like an energetic romp, I think Becki might just be the girl for you. I think I burned more calories with her than I normally do at the gym. At some point I just gave up on being above her in doggy-style or missionary because I was feeling bad about dripping sweat on her. I was determined to get her though so we found a great position, sort of a sideways, leg-entangled, scissor thing that let us both relax and gave me easy access to touch her sexy body. I finally felt her starting to tighten around me and I knew I had her...a little bit more, some shudders and shakes, and she was there. What a rewarding experience, looking at her gorgeous face and body as she lay there completely relaxed. I highly recommend you give Becki a visit. She's newly independent but I found her to be as professional and classy as any of the veteran providers you might have met here before. Booking was easy and communication was very clear. Go ahead fellows. You won't regret it.

Posting hotel names - A NO NO... I understand this is just a discussion, but PM things like this. To discuss for future or not, you are putting people at risk. Your forgetting that not all people have the common sense to NOT stalk people and could be hanging in the lobby of said hotel when this lady books a tour and cause her problems (I know this first hand as it happened to me when I first toured Halifax) As well some people like to cause problems for others and giving them any inkling of where someone may stay is a recipe for disaster. You are jeopardizing a lades privacy, as if she books an incall in the future and says she's in Dartmouth where do you think people may assume she is staying (Not discreet anymore is it)

Why is it when you need to get out of a store quickly, there is always someone in front of you who has the cashier trying to verify a price for something?

Old dogs advice is the best you'll get I'm sure, so well put OD, but I'd be interested in what Cat has to say, hopefully she'll respond. This is a tricky subject-no pun intended.In the begining my attitude towards clients was somewhat guarded and impersonal. For many reasons, I was versed that this business wasn't about being warm and intimate but about sex, straight sex, which as I knew it was all about the genitals and genitals alone. Also those whom I knew in the business had coached me into thinking that these men involved just wanted my body and would never think anything nice about me afterwards.Then I came hear-cerb, still guarded, then I was introduced to the gfe session. I was shocked that so many men wanted to caress me, kiss me, get to know me and not to simply use my body. So the point to this rant is feelings do sometimes evolve in these types of encounters,especially with gents you see over and over. How could they not, we share intimacy,passion,feelings and if all the stars align and your match comes along you are going to fall, nothing wrong with that. Your feelings are yours, express them keeping in mind the upsides and downs to doing so and prepare yourself for both. If you feel you know him well enough then you should have a sense of how he'll react as well. After all his feelings have to be taken into account as well. What ever you decide to do my dear remember wanting /caring/desiring someone is never wrong, you are lucky you have found someone you can want. Best of luck.

Hmm....I initially voted for the 'let things flow naturally' but in thinking about it, maybe not. I'm a little shy and when I think back to some of my better encounters, I really like it when a lady sort of 'throws herself at me' for lack of a better term. That is, I walk in the door and she comes right up and gives me a hug and possibly a kiss. I'm not exactly a ladies man so when I come in and she's kind of standing there looking awesome, I don't know what to do. I'm sort of, "Uh...wow...uh...Hi, nice to meet you...You look great and stuff," and can get a little awkward. If she breaks the ice with some physical contact right away, I tend to relax a bit quicker.

I will be organizing the next Ottawa social for both male and female CERB members in good standing on Thursday, May 9, 2013 in Ottawa. Since this is being organized by CERB members for other CERB members, please do not bother the MOD about this event. It will be held a centrally located venue in Ottawa. It will be in a reserved room of a public bar/restaurant. It will run from approximately 6:30 p.m. until closing time. There will be a variety of music played and dancing will be encouraged. There will be a limit of 60 spots available (ideally 30 gents/30 ladies), on a first-come, first-served basis to those members in good standing who have some presence on the board or in the hobby (if you have a low post count, but good rep, that's all we care about). There will be a cost for gents to attend and tickets will be available starting the first week of April. You will be able to pay by e-mail money transfer, postal money order or cash (in person in advance to me.). The price of the tickets will be $45. This is to cover drinks for the ladies, appetizers, door prizes and other expenses associated with organizing these events. There will be no cost to the ladies to attend, however you will have to confirm 3 days before the event that still intend on coming due to the fact we always sell out and end up with a waiting list. If you didn't get a chance last time, you will be given first priority. I am looking forward to seeing old friends and meeting new ones. This is a meet and greet social event in a public venue (no hanky panky :smile:) and as with past events, expect all attendees to behave accordingly. Remember, CERB members from all across Canada (and elsewhere) are welcome to attend. If you think you might like to join us, feel free to pm and let me know. Angela of Ottawa Your humble social organizer.

I thought long and hard about an great post as my 6000th. I finally settled on a thank you.... To the mods for your diligence in ensuring that this site remains a positive and enjoyable forum. To the ladies who offer support and cyber friendship, which I never thought I would find when I first began my journey as an SP. To the gentleman I have met and those I have not whose contributions are witty, intelligent and entertaining. I am soooo happy to be a part of this wonderful community and plan to enjoy another 6000 posts!

Let Passion pass its' wind through the curtains of your mind, over the lagoon of your love to the doorknob of desire. Knock and enter. When you hear my Siren call then you know you are close cuz I live behind a fire station. Let's make this a Wetnesday to remember for all the right reasons, instead of like last time. (Mental note: candle wax hot, flame hotter) I am now accepting appointments, suggestions, implications and insinuations for TODAY, ToMoRRoW or any day after up until my next court appearance. The best way to reach me is to leave a note under the front mat or with Warren, the kid on the skateboard. Please be dixiestreet, no cursive writing and no nuns. Sorry, it's a habit of mine. Lugs and Hisses The Happy Harpy

I expect I just stand there looking awkward and pathetic... ;-)

A day of sailing on a hot summer day ending with pulling into a quiet cove going ashore for a fire on the beach complete with wine, blankets and someone to cuddle with. Finally, ending the evening laying on the deck of the boat in a large sleeping bag for two, looking at the stars while the boat gently rocks you to sleep. Christ, now I can't wait to get the boat back in the water.

Why is it that on cerb you have so many understanding and caring people, but in real life they are rare and hard to find?

Nothing left to say other than: Good Luck Karina; you're a wonderful lady and hope everything turns out well. Hoping for another "Pretty Woman" moment.

Karina. Any time when you see a man and he makes you melt inside that is pretty darn awesome and also one of those rare things in life I would suspect. Whenever a fella hears that he is missed or desired...that's pretty darn awesome too !! We all live life somewhat by written rules, but more so by unwritten rules and what is expected of us. We all make decisions that may not be right but are from the heart. and we all make mistakes and live and learn from them. Lord knows I have !! My opinion is don't be scared to tell him how you feel. I myself as an example I would very much welcome it if you wanted to share. It sounds like you two have a connection. If it wasn't met to be anything more than you have right now or the circumstances didn't work or make sense, then life goes on and my guess is you will continue to get along wonderfully as you are now with just a little stronger connection !! If it is meant to be.....it will be. Once again my opinion. Sometimes ya gotta step outside the box, roll the dice and gamble. Good luck Karina. You are in a tough spot with a tough decision to make. But hey....it's always nice when a tough decision is because you feel something great inside and your heart is fluttering :)

Karina: Lots of good input and comments already from many much wiser and more active here than me. And while I don't dare to offer any advice, I pose the following comments and questions. If your feelings for this fortunate gentleman are indeed as strong as you describe, and you have seen him quite regularly over a period of time, then it is quite likely that he already senses some of your feelings and should be picking up on the signals and type of interactions you are having with him. How is he responding to those hints, be they deliberate or involuntary?? Is he engaging with you in a similar fashion and does that thrill you or scare you? Do you pick up any similar vibes from him? What is it that makes you believe you are falling for him? Is it only the sex and physical intimacy or is there some other emotional connection beginning to flourish? Does he bring anything more to the table, beyond an envelope, and does he add any value to your life in a significant or meaningful way? Are you prepared to allow him into your thoughts and is he willing to share as well? Are you prepared to lose him as a client, even if you gain him as a friend or more? More questions than answers I know, and some have already been asked, but if you and your gentleman can navigate this minefield while still maintaining the fundamental boundary (pay to play), then I dare say that you will both find much satisfaction, pleasure and strength from this rare, but not unheard of, type of special relationship. I trust it all works out for you.

Did you know... a 1 minute kiss burns 26 calories.... So anyone up for a workout? ;-)

We are all aware these things can happen Karina. It's natural for people to fall for each other. My best advice is to just tell him. Never pass up the opportunity for something special in life or you'll regret it. If you word it right, he won't think you are just trying to get him in as a client. Just be honest with him and speak from the heart! Good luck Karina :D

Boys... I think we need to take on Samantha as our house marm. She's pretty and sexy and she might even get Andy out of bed to take a bath this month. She talks about food that I have never heard about and says it will improve business. She smells good. And she has boobs. I like her bunches. And she has boobs.

<gently clearing my throat ever so politely> Boys... about food for your treasured companions? Perhaps, once or twice upon a time, you and someone dear to your heart decided to throw a Grey Cup party--remember? You thought it would be easy, because all you really needed was three or four cases of Blue or Canadian, a few bags of chips, maybe some nacho cheese Doritos and some onion dip? And remember how the one dear to your heart was scandalized by your, well, maybe she called it "cheap, sophomoric taste," or maybe she didn't use actual words because she was speechlessly gaping at your notion of a menu? Whatever, you know I'm not here to criticize her. I never criticize the dear ones--I have such enormous sympathy for them, including in matters like food. Recall that your willingness to upgrade to serving Moosehead and McCain's pizza brought little comfort to your dear one, and that you were perplexed, weren't you? Thank you for nodding so quietly! What you boys enjoy when you're watching the hockey game together is fine. (Frankly, it's pretty bad for your health, but let's not get into that now.) Food is about a lot of things--culture, family, tradition, what Mom cooked when we were little children. But when you're entertaining a delightful companion, I have one suggestion that will never fail you: Call a caterer. Explain that an exquisite woman deigns to spend a couple of hours with you and you want to impress her. You don't want to be too flashy or extravagant--no peacock's tongues, for example. You just want to demonstrate sensitivity, consideration, elegance and, er, unquestionable safety in terms of ingredients, proper refrigeration and cooking. Some hors d'oeuvres (you know: those things made of puff pastry filled with wild mushrooms; exotic cheeses with artisanal crisp breads; maybe a few tiny quiches), a light main course, and for dessert, a few petite fours or perhaps a small cheesecake. A silver tray with a few strawberries dredged in dark chocolate makes a lovely statement on the bedside table. Never forget that champagne goes with everything. Caterers take credit cards. And cash.

Great topic! This is also something of interest to me too. The benefits are far more than just burning calories too! It can positively affect our immune system, stress, pain, cardiovascular health, sleep patterns, our overall well being and mood, and so much more. I actually did a bit of reading about it last month and posted some of my most basic and obvious findings on my blog. It truly is a cure all! :-)

Intense multi-orgasm masturbation session. :biggrin: Then nap. :aol_diddle:

Young stud, washboard abs, length and girth to make a horse jealous. He's not here but I am. Posted from my iPhone

For west Ottawa, Emily J. comes to mind.

Some common mistakes in the English language that even some writers and journalists get this wrong. Incorrect: He was hung for his crimes. Correct: He was hanged for his crimes. The correct term to refer to cutting a tree down is "fell". Correct: He felled the tree. Smyth Road is Ottawa is commonly pronounced "Smythe". With the absence of the "e" on the end, the correct pronunciation should be "Smith". The word nuclear is often pronounced "new-que-lure" when in fact it should be pronounced "new-clear".

Did you know that in 1901, the U.S. patent office was going to close its doors for good as it felt that everything that could be invented had been? It then decided to stay open for a few more years to see what would happen! Good thing it did as it would have missed all of the amazing inventions of the 20th Century!

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You guys are all very nice with your repsonses...I am not. Anyone who is an actual professional would know NOT TO WORK during any type of infection. She is the one supposedly with the goo down there-so she has to know somethig aint right. Since she still choose to do massages-she should have skipped the body slides and kept her pants on.

Improper hygiene is certainly an issue with small minority of providers and as you mentioned it is not limited to hobbyists and is indeed a real turn off. Not limited to down there either (breath issue as well sometimes) and is likely more than a few cases but an issue among small minority of escorts (less than 10%) and breath issue with some dancers. I am usually in shower for at least 15 minutes (and brush well as well) to ensure I am ready and deep clean for the date and I expect same from my guest before arrival. In a few cases also providers left without taking shower (even though I gave every guest 15 minutes just for that). Well they never got a second invite from me.

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Couldn't you tell him the next time he sees you its no charge? That would let him know.

Hobbying in one's hometown is risky given the small size of this town, so I wouldn't be keen on the downtown conference hotels as you never know who you are going to bump into (need to have a good excuse why I'm there!) Something like the hotels near or in the business parks might be better (Future Inns - near bayers lake and burnside, hotels near 102 hwy and Kearney Lake Rd, etc.

I generally like red wines in the $15 zone. Wines I like: Sibling Rivalry Fat Bastard Yellow Tail

I always chuckle when people ask me if I work out. Of course I do, the best workout on the planet.

Nice post Serena....I am sending a big smile to you and the awesome New Brunswick folks Old Dog sends his as well on behalf of the FB BBM Lodge

Happy Birthday Serena!! I hope you enjoyed your day sexy eyes:icon_wink: Big Birthday Hugs, Lexy

Thanks Serena - that was nice!

Men are the only ones who are concerned with the specifications of cum shots. The quantity, the distance, the velocity, the viscosity. Women don't care about these things. And this is coming from a cock loving, self proclaimed blow job and cum expert who offers and loves COF/COB/CIM. While there may we some of us who really enjoy cum shots, we don't generally care about the specifics about them. That is a guy thing. I wrote about a blog post about cum last month. You might be interested in it. :)

Crawling into bed with a good book after putting on fresh new sheets that came straight out of the dryer.

Another damned "Y" Why oh why the dreaded "Y" lol So.... Yoko Ono-Why Sounds best if you mute your speakers RG