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I would certainly not be offended by it and I always want my gentleman to do what makes him comfortable and not have to worry about anything during our time together. If that means taking his wallet to the bathroom with him or leaving it in the car, so be it ;) On the other hand, before trust is present, and to protect myself, I would rather my guest takes his wallet to the bathroom with him (or not bring it) just in case he thinks something has gone missing... This way, there is no possibility it went missing when he was with me.

You have every right to take your own property with you to the bathroom. If this offends someone, maybe find someone who offends far less easily?

Hi this is my 1000th post. Took a long time to get here. First 500 took forever, the last 500 seem to fly back. Just wanted to say thank you all the members that I have chatted with in the chat room over the year. And a big thank you to all the women that I've had the pleasure of meeting and new friendships that I have made. I hope to meet more new faces in the future. Hope to chat with you in the chat room. Stop by there and say Hi :) I've tried to start threads that are fun and informative. Some threads took off :) and some thread's didn't :(. Some threads went a totally different track for some reason. However I had fun starting them and reading your responses. It's hard to come up some new and interesting topics to discuss. Just wanted to thank people for responding to my threads and hope that I can finding new topics to talk about for the next 1000.

It is VERY common on either side that when emotions become involved, the person with the emotions steps back to provide some breathing room to give clarity to what they're feeling. Unfortunately the only advice I can give you is to deal with your own feelings of losing someone you considered a friend. You have to respect the wishes of the SP to step back. At this point there is no way to maintain a professional relationship. That doesn't mean that might night change. Feelings change and if she realizes that what she was feeling is different than what she thought, she may open that door again. I wouldn't count on it but it's always a possibility. I assume feelings are not mutual because of your comment so maybe take a look at other SP's and find one that interests you. Good luck, it's not an easy situation to have to deal with.

I don't visit often and I am very much a repeat client for some ladies. I spend a considerable amount of time getting to know the ladies I want to spend time with for a new first time visit ..... on the board or via text and I stay in touch after if possible. I will not visit with a lady unless I am more than comfortable that my personal belongings, my wallet, my personal info I have shared and my health is all safe and sound to the best it can be and that they are genuinely considerate of me and my wellbeing and I of them in return. Also that they enjoy what they do and want to be there and have FUN ! Therefore I sometimes tend to leave shit everywhere !! ha or forget it. Most ladies I have met know I would help out voluntarily in whatever way I can....if I can. Some may consider that silly and or naïve but that is how I roll.

Honestly, to pull out a POS terminal at the beginning of a date to process the payment for debit or credit would completely ruin the GFE aspect any visit with a lady for me. With the envelope, I walk in very discretely place it on a table and both of us can forget about it and move on to the experience. With a lady that I've visited with before and I trust, I'd actually prefer to pay electronically in advance via e-mail money transfer so that no payment has to occur at the time of the date at all. (I would also have cash on me just in case we run over the prepaid time) That's just me and my preference to maintain the illusion of a "real date".

Hi there Gentleman I am 5'4, 115LBS. I have dark brown hair and dark chocolate eyes, my cup size is 32DD and I have a fit sexy body. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=7257&pictureid=46989 I assure you that our little time spent together will be warm, inviting and pleasurable. I know the importance of privacy and confidentiality. Everything that goes on in our session together will be our little secret ;) You can find me this week at Paradise located in the WEST End of Ottawa. Tuesday June 04th from 2:30 to 9pm Wednesday June 5th from 9 to 4pm Thanks Jade xo

The one thing in my opinion that a SP can do to make things better is to just be herself:) Its nice to have see a genuine reaction from the SP.

It's only reasonable that a SP could fall for a client. SPs are, after all, human. If the SP puts a stop to seeing you as a client, the reason may well be because the relationship between the two of you has grown to a point where it is putting at risk that element of self-control and self-discipline your SP must have in order to make a livelihood. And that, as everyone should understand, needs to come first. Be grateful that you had the privilege of having shared some great moments with this person, and be graceful. Accept that she is not ready to take it to the next level and that for now at least, your relationship with her, such as it was, has ended. Consent is EVERYTHING. If this person wants you back in her life, she'll let you know.

This is a great thread and I enjoy the discussion and I feel as though I need to contribute. I was a newbie a while ago and due to my ignorance and naivety surrounding this business I was indeed filled with much of the apprehension that has been discussed. So in my state of ignorance my mind raced through all the issues that have been discussed and as Samantha noted my primary concern "at the time" was my OWN privacy and essentially being assured discretion by the companion. So I found the whole verification process unnerving the first time to say the least. However, because I had those concerns I did MY extensive research and chose to visit with an established, very experienced, well reviewed companion and felt that because that the lady had been confirmed as wonderful and trustworthy I would be "safe". In fact it was during my research I discovered CERB and actually PM'd with experienced, respected CERB members about this lady to further waylay my concerns. With that lady I provided everything that she asked for and was rewarded with a fantastic experience and friendship. Jump ahead many encounters and I have developed some great friendships with a number of amazing ladies. Some ladies I keep in contact regularly with and through these friendships I have had discussions with them about some of the things that they run into on a daily basis from prospective clients and established clients (anonymously of course). To be honest, some of the things I hear evoke feelings from extreme concern for the lady to complete disgust and anger. Although there might be many GOOD clients here on CERB that believe that the way THEY properly treat companions is the norm, I'm here to tell you that is not the case. Most of the companions that we encounter here on CERB and perhaps on other boards and sites have days filled with complete garbage from prospective clients and established clients. These ladies are not just whining to hear themselves, this stuff really happens often. Sometimes, from CERB members who we assume (given the tone of our board) should know better. These ladies have to wade through so much shit, and so many assholes day in day out just to find a couple of decent clients it's staggering. Given what I know, I can emphatically state that these companions have every reason and right to request ANY and ALL verification information necessary to make them feel comfortable with a client. Further as a friend of some ladies I would implore that they always screen clients diligently. It is solely up to the client to do HIS research to ensure that he feels comfortable with seeing a particular companion and providing the information SHE requires to make her feel comfortable. It is not for the lady to have to try to SELL/PROVE herself as trustworthy. As clients we have a multitude of sources (such as CERB and other boards) to gather information on ladies and ease our concerns over our safety and privacy. There are MANY more clients than companions, so ladies many times do not have the luxury to login to a board (like CERB) and within a few minutes obtain recommendations/reviews of clients to assess whether she should let them into her room and be intimate with that prospective client. Bottom line, choose an experienced, well reviewed/recommended lady. Research her, understand her approach and when as a client you feel comfortable that you can trust the lady, contact her and provide her whatever she wants to know make her feel comfortable seeing you. Remember, a companion doesn't need to prove her trustworthiness to you. If you don't trust her, don't see her. Simple as that! You DO have to prove your trustworthiness to her! Keep it in mind. An impatient rant from Chuck.

I was reading someone blog the other day and she was talking about how sometime men bring their wallet with them to the bathroom. She found this kinda hurtfull because she thinks it because the men don't trust her. I got me thinking I've been guilty of this a few time mostly when I meet someone new. It's not that I don't trust them its just why take the chance. I mean its happend to me once where I left my wallet and didnt realize until I was gone and at the store that I had no money left. Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me. So I always keep my wallet in my pocket and if I go to the bathroom usually to shower I bring my clothes. I mean no disrespect its just become a habit. Honestly I never thought that ladies may be offended by this. Guys what's your thought? Is there other things that offend you ladies?

I'm sure there has to be a few Game of Thrones fans among the ladies? If so, whose banner are you raising? Did I miss anybody?

The soft romantic glow of candles, the flicker of light revealing just a hint of our bodies, begging you to use your sense of touch to explore eachother's bodies. I love the warm glow of candlelight.

An ex-girlfriend loved Antonio Banderas! He told a story about being recognized in a store when the mother told her kids "Look it's Puss in Boots!" The kids said "No mom that's Zorro!":D

I'll keep this short and sweet, and please note, I am only speaking for myself (and like-minded people). These comments are general in nature and not addressed to anyone in particular. Above all, be yourself, be genuine, and engaging. Be flirty, lighthearted and go with the flow. Respect his boundaries, also, as he as a gent will most certainly respect yours. Be open to discussion about his wishes, and offer him your undivided attention, kindness, and (if needed) support. You and he are just two people trying their best to negotiate the dance and have a great time. More than likely, he will appreciate you for being real, making him feel welcome, connected, and so incredibly alive again.

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Exactly! I have asked numerous new clients to please take their belongings with them into the bathroom. It is a good practice for all gentlemen, all it takes is one dishonest SP to put all of us under suspicion.

I never get insulted when men bring their wallet with them-I totally get it-and as a matter of fact, I prefer they do that :)

Honestly I try very hard not to be offended by anything which means if something seems off to me, I put myself in the other shoes and try to think about what may have prompted that. Like you mentioned it could be habit, self protection or a host of other things. As we all acknowledge, there is a not so nice side to this business and even with great research, sometimes things happen. When you're with someone knew, there should be at least a small expectation of getting to know one another to be comfortable. Trust is earned most of the time. The only thing that really offends me is outright rudeness or people who try to hide rudeness under "honesty" or "awkwardness". I've met a few awkward people and they are rarely rude in fact most are very self aware are go out of their way to not be.

I feel the playmate is less pretentious than pigales i will take nice natural breasts over plastic any day. I find more dancers at the playmate use less pressure tactics and that the ladies are more down to earth. i like a good conversation with my dances sometimes and i find you can find that at the playmate more often than other clubs in the area.

Hello Gentlemen My name is Cherry. I am 20 years of age, with Blond hair and bright blue eyes. I have a fit, tight body. I am 5'3, 110 pounds, and very tanned baby soft skin! I am new to massage. I have been working in the massage industry for just over a month now. I am very outgoing and open minded and I have a lot of class. My services include body slides, full body massage, Hotub sessions and reverse massage. I also love to reseve a good spanking ;) Everything that goes on in our session together is 100% confidential. You can find me in the West end of Ottawa, Paradise Spa. This week's Schedule Friday June 7th 1:00pm-11:00pm Saturday June 8th 9:00am-7:00pm To make a appointment for your playtime ;) 613-820-8887 xoxoxoxox

I think I've only seen Jenny in on a Tuesday once and she almost always takes them off, so they're not the best day to try and catch her. You can always give Barb's a call and ask if she's on schedule so you don't have to sit around wondering if she's in. Totally not a bother either - the DJ is usually the one to answer the phone and they don't mind answering that kind of question. As for dealing with dancers you're not interested in, I find it best to be upfront. If you're not interested, just say 'no thank you.' There's a fine line between being polite and indirectly encouraging her to sit or come back and try again, and it's certainly not impolite to be upfront. We're big girls and most of us don't take it personally and actually appreciate it!

As others have said already, SPs are real people with real feelings. That this happens sometimes is one of the realities of our work. It's not a lot of fun for anyone, though. Give yourself a pat on the back. She told you how she felt and what she had decided to do. She trusts you and was willing to make herself vulnerable with you. She didn't send an e-mail goodbye, ignore your messages or stop returning your calls: many others would have done something like that. She's taken you and herself seriously. That says a lot about your character and how important the time you spent together has been for her. Don't sit around, waiting for her to contact you again, though, and don't initiate contact with her, either. She needs this separation.

This is just generally speaking, and not at all directed to anyone I have seen, all of them has been nothing short of great. Please don't feel the need to fake it. I would much rather learn what works for you, and see it as an accomplishment if I succeed, or a challenge if I don't. Having a few guidelines for first contact can be very helpful, especially for a first timer. The first lady I contacted made it so easy by asking specific questions on her contact me section. This was discussed on another thread, don't compliment for the sake of boosting my ego. If it is a genuine one, it is always welcomed, but don't feel the need to make one up.

Difference between Dogs and Cats :)

Hi there, My name is Little Amy and I am new to Cerb and to the Ottawa area and I just wanted to take this time to introduce myself and say hi to you all. I look forward to making some new friends and meeting some of you.

Despite a few warnings, decided to TOFTT the other night. Not going to comment publicly, but I wanted to warn everyone that she is DEFINITELY on the no-fly list--watch out fellas--DANGER.

Wednesday Tianna 9-4 NEW aka "Tianna" Zoey 9-4 NEW Hannah 9-6:30 aka "Hannahxo" Jade 9-4 aka "Jade-xo" Mandy 3:30-11 aka "Candy Mandy" Salina 6-11 aka "Salinaflower" Samantha 3:30-11 aka "Naughty Samantha" Sasha 3:30-11 NEW aka "Sasha-Paradise" New Sexy Pics http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=22187 Come for a 4 hand massage in our getaway room....an experience you will never forget Ottawa's Best Room! ------HST included in ALL PRICES------ Regular Room spacious and in room shower Single Massage: --------30 minutes $55. --------45 minutes on special for $65. --------60 minutes $80. --------90 minutes $120. Session time @ Discretion of MA Duo Massage: --------30 minute on special for $80. --------45 minute on special for $100. --------60 minute on special for $130. Getaway Room Fee: Room Features a hot tub,6 ft custom shower and fireplace for your enjoyment Single Massage: --------30 minutes $70. --------45 minutes $85. --------60 minutes $100. --------90 minutes $150. Session time @ Discretion of MA Duo Massage/Couples Massage: --------2 Attendant --------30 minute $100. --------45 minute $120. --------60 minute $150. Couples Massage: ------1 Attendant --------30 minute $70. --------45 minute $85. --------60 minute $100. ------HST included-------- Longer Session times available and at the Discretion of MA Hannah Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthr...ltr=H&t=125137 Mandy Recommendation http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=120757 Jade Recommendation http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=J&t=116490

Tomorrows the middle of the week and I'm going to treat you right...come and let me take you away to a fantasy land! I'm available from 10-10 tomorrow Come treat yourself twosome TLC with a sensual goddess that always aims to please 613-523-6199 or PM Mandy66

Good old funny movie "The Court Jester" with Danny Kaye 1956 Good Action film "The Longest Day" with John Wayne and a young Sean Connery. Many good actors.

Dropped in to 340 on Tuesday afternoon (6/4) around 1:00 and found things somewhat quiet. Recognized only Bridgette and Claire from (not so) recent visits, although Lexy and Courtney seemed vaguely familiar as well. In keeping with the general ethos of the site, I like to keep my comments as positive as possible but I did find one dancer rather aggressive and bothersome in a way that I've rarely encountered at Barb's. I refuse to be impolite with dancers but in this instance I was pushed very close to my limit of tolerance. The atmosphere was really very quiet by the time I departed just before 2:00 with around 6-8 patrons in attendance. Tuesday can be an 'off-day' for an ATF so I wasn't especially optimistic for a Jenny sighting. As always, any info re sightings or intel re her vacation plans/schedule etc. is appreciated. Apparently she was in last week so maybe she'll be around later in the week. I've found Thursdays and Fridays the best days to see her in the club, but have encountered her on a Monday and she can be seen on the occasional Saturday as well, I'm told.

I have had 6 or 7 sp's in love with me. Once two of them were literally fighting each other for my attention. The worst part is when the alarm clock wakes me up!

I just realized I never wrote a recommendation for Katrine. Well overdue, so I guess now is as good a time as any to fix it. I went in for a massage, the "Sensual Excitement" (For more information, do check her many options available). On her website, there are a few mentions of 'Professional Massage', but I didn't pay too much attention. But wow, it was way beyond any expectations I had, and even if I knew she is trained, I wouldn't have expected the quality of massage I got from her. I normally go for a massage for my back, but I can certainly say that I enjoyed her much more then my usual massage therapist. And this awesomeness doesn't even include any of the other wonderful delights that is Katrine Cannon. To start of with, her place is warm, and inviting. Impeccably furnished, and the massage area is well done. Every place I've ever gone to has been nice, but she seems to put in so much effort into making you feel as if you're walking into a hybrid of a high end spa and your girlfriend's house, the best combination in my opinion. Then there is Katrine herself. I can't really put it into words, but it was a feeling that I had. I'm sure her other clients will agree that she has a certain quality of being incredibly confident. She exudes sexiness, and for good reason, she is fit! Like I said, her massage was fantastic, amazing kisser, but one thing that I still remember very vividly was when bent over, and glided her breasts over me. Now I don't really have a breast size preference, all look amazing to me. But I remember holding my breath because I was just surprised how great they felt. That was a definite bonus in an already brilliant session. She asked if I wanted to massage her. Well, an opportunity to have a great view of a sexy lady, and rub my hands over her...how could I refuse. Although, I must say, my massage was probably no where close to being as good as hers, I do hope she enjoyed my attempt at it. I regret the circumstances that made me unable to go for my second appointment with her, and now being in Toronto, it'll be a while till I can again :( Even if you just want a simple massage, for health reasons, she'd be my number 1 choice.

If I could change anything it would be how humans treat other species, I would also want to change animal cruelty laws, make them harsher so people could be prosecuted for committing such offences much easier. and I would like to change my intelligence level, I wish I were smart enough to cure cancer so I could wipe out that bastard!

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i have seen a few beautiful ladies from cerb all great but for me its SexxxyRebecca

Agreed Phaedrus : It is not so much the device. It is the potential for misuse of the features and services offered. There are technologies coming on stream that could potentially do the same as these glasses only on the surface of a contact lens. Here's an article from 2009 detailing the technology and procedures of possible manufacture of internet-enabled contact lenses. -the article is quite technical and parts, however well worth the read. http://spectrum.ieee.org/biomedical/bionics/augmented-reality-in-a-contact-lens Earlier today I was shocked when a friend of mine, without considering the ramifications, turned on all of the advanced video features on their new smart phone. Instant uploads to Face Book etc. They were hooked on the new technology very quickly. This is an adult not a child, and admittedly most of us including myself to find the incredible ease of use very alluring. But it is very important to consider the impact this has on everyone. No action is truly isolated. PatrickGC

As hobbyists: A presence on the web is nice, I usually would like to know a little about the lady before I see them, although this is not always the case. It does not necessarily impact my decision as I've seen the independent and used agency too. I definitely enjoyed perusing a lady website, just to find more information about the lady herself, pictures are always an eye candy! The way I see it; investing in a well built website with information could be handy, it promotes yourself and serve the purpose of answering the more commonly asked questions so you do not have to keep repeating yourself answering them. (might reduce it but not completely eliminate it...)

I think having a website or at least web presence is very helpful, and definitely a point in favour. They often give you a much better sense of the Lady, her personality and perhaps some of her likes and dislikes. I realize I'm not going to be the best friend of any Lady I contact, but I also prefer feeling like I'm not contacting a complete stranger who I know nothing about. I'd say it's also helpful because such websites tend to answer a lot of the common questions someone might have, which saves everyone's time.

Websites are great if you are looking for more details on a lady, for example pictures, rates, location etc. If many ladies are on the same website(independent or not) it may give us guys the choice between more then one lady to see. Keep in mind many guys are visual and we enjoy looking at your picture more then what you may think, sexy pictures sell nough said.

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Wow this is amazing I love the respect that you have for the ladies!! :)

So this is funny, 19 year old "bree" sends me a message saying I'm rude, and told mod that I shouldn't be allowed on cerb because I'm being disrespectful, mmm so she posts the deceiving, stolen, photos trying to scam the hard working gents of the 'Peg and I'm the one who's being disrespectful ? You can also find her advertising as 24 year old Presley in the classifieds, so is Bree or Presley, 19 or 24 come on sister get it together, lol. Winnipeg hobbiests are constantly subjected to this kind of crap, from indies and agencies alike it has to be the bait and switch capital of north america. Sorry you guys have to second guess everyone , you probably have passed up some gems along the way only to be left with these scammers. As a special thanks to "bree" for her concern that I'm being disrespectful I though I'd post a few more of "her" pics from her other ads for you all to see that she's not quite what she makes herself out to be. Bree, posting fake pics is a no no! http://tudoaki99.blogspot.ca/2012/12/gostosas-do-facebook-4.html http://www.wooot.net/photo?id=63 http://www.exgirlfriendpics.org/galleries/2851/hot-compilation-of-nice-and-firm-asian-titties.html http://luscious.net/c/amateur/pictures/album/real-girls_36341/id/3922577/@topless_in_yoga_pants_nice http://www.naughtyselfpics.com/tasha-self-pics/ http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg16/qubit10/General%20Nonsense%20forum/skintight_dresses_on_tight_bodies_640_06_zps78ee1167.jpg http://thechive.com/2011/07/12/burn-your-bra-in-high-res-23-hq-photos/ http://uberhumor.com/girls-in-yoga-pants-god-i-love-this-sexy-trend-60-pictures http://therynoshorn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/humpday-great-ass.jpg

Common adult industry sex terms, abbreviations, codes, codewords, terminology, acronyms, lingo, and glossary. What does this mean, what is the definition of, as defined in the dictionary, and what do the letters stand for: AAMP = Apartment Asian Massage Parlor. Based in a residential apartment instead of a commercial storefront. ABC = american born chinese ABJ = american born japanese Agency = a company that manages calls, bookings, and advertising for a group of escorts. AMP = Asian Massage Parlor analingus = licking anus Asian = analingus Asian Cowgirl = girl on top, squatting ASP = Adult Service Provider, or alt.sex.prostitution newsgroup ATF = all time favorite ATM = ass to mouth = penis, toy, finger goes from ass to mouth. attempts = trying to orgasm Aunt Flo = menstruation, period B&S = bait and switch = person who shows up is a different one than advertised babyback = petite, young, attractive Asian balloons = breast implants BB = bareback = without condom BJ = blowjob = oral sex = fellatio BBBJ = bare back blow job = BJ without condom BBBJTC = bare back blow job to completion (in mouth) BBBJTCIM = bare back blow job to completion in mouth BBBJTCNQNS = bare back blow job to completion, no quit, no spit BBBJTCWS = bare back blow job to completion with swallow BBBJWF = bare back blow job with facial BBFS = bare back sex BBW = big beautiful woman BCD = behind closed doors BDSM = bondage, discipline, sado-masochism. BF = boy friend BFE = boy friend experience birdwatching = BBBJTCWS BLS = ball licking and sucking Blue Jay = blow job blue pill = Viagra BSB = bus stop babe butter face = everything looks good, but her face BTW = by the way cash and dash = ROB who takes your money and runs CBJ = covered blow job = BJ with condom CC Rider = full service provider costing $200 or less CD = cross dresser CDS = covered doggy style CFS = covered full service = Sex with condom CG = cowgirl = girl on top facing you CH = Crazy Horse, SF Strip Club CIM = cum in mouth CL = craigslist.org CMD = carpet matches drapes, typically a natural blonde CMT = Certified Massage Therapist. A professional masseuse. Cowgirl = CG = girl on top facing you cover = condom cruising = driving around, looking for streetwalkers cups of coffee = releases = orgasms DATO = dining at the o = analingus DATY = dining at the y = cunnilingus DDP = double digit penetration, kitty and anus Dodge = streetwalker stroll: Mission Blvd, between A St and 14th St, in Hayward, CA Doggie = man behind girl, girl on hands and knees donation = payment Doubles = A threesome with two girls and you DDE = doesn't do extras (PS only) DDG = drop dead gorgeous DFK = deep french kissing, open mouth with tongue DIY = do it yourself (masturbation) DP = double penetration, two guys on one girl DT = deep throat, entire length of penis taken in mouth ECR = el camino real EOM = end of message. No text in message body. escort = a temporary companion for hire facial = cumming on partner's face FBSM = full body sensual massage fire and ice = a blowjob switching between hot tea and ice FIV = finger in vagina FKK = Frei K?rper Kultur. German brothel / nudist club. FOB = fresh off the boat. Asian immigrant recently arrived in the US. FOV = finger outside vagina French = BJ French Kiss = Kissing with tongue insertion FS = full service = BJ + Sex Get Brain = blow job Get Comfortable = get completely naked GFE = girlfriend experience. Typically BBBJ, CFS, DFK, DATY, and MSOG GG = Golden Gypsy. defunct, famous Berkeley massage parlor GND = girl next door Greek = anal sex, back door GS = golden shower = urination play GSM = g-spot massage happy ending = A handjob (usually) or blowjob after your massage hardwood floors = clean shaven kitty Hat = condom HDH = high dollar hottie HJ = hand job = a manual / hand release HH = half hour HM = high mileage HME = honeymoon experience, lapdog heaven HWP = height and weight proportionate hooker = prostitute IMHO = in my humble opinion interpreter = condom Italian = penis rubbing between butt cheeks ISO = in search of kitty = vagina Lapdog = person who worships providers to excess. LDL = low dollar looker (opposite of HDH) LE = ellie = law enforcement LK = light kissing, closed mouth LOS = land of smiles = Thailand mamasan = female manager of a massage parlor MBOT = Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre, SF Strip Club MBR = multiple bell ringing = MSOG MILF = mom I'd like to f-ck Mish = missionary position, or the SF Mission District Missionary = man on top, girl on back mohawk = thin rectangular strip of pubic hair MP = massage parlor MP = multiple pops = multiple releases MSC = Market Street Cinema, SF Strip Club MSOG = multiple shots on goal = multiple releases NCT = New Century Theatre, SF Strip Club non-pro = not a professional provider NP = no problem NSA = no strings attached OWO = oral without condom OWOTC = oral without condom to completion papasan = male manager of a massage parlor party hat = condom PIV = penis in vagina PL = Pathetic Loser PO = phone operator (for making appointments) PS = private show (Dance) PSE = Porn Star Experience PV = private viewing (Dance) RA = relaxation assistant raincoat = condom RB = myredbook.com rimming = analingus RMP = Russian Massage Parlor ROB = Rip Off Bitch Reverse cowgirl = RCG = girl on top facing away Reverse massage = you massage her Roman shower = vomit play RPG = role playing games Russian = penis rubbing between breasts = Pearl Necklace = titty fuck SC = Strip Club self-service = you masturbate SF = San Francisco shill = an insider posing as a satisfied customer SO = significant other SOG = shot on goal = one release SOMF = sat on my face south of the border = gential region southern france = BBBJ SP = Service Provider SPA = streetwalker stroll: San Pablo Avenue in Oakland, CA spanish = ATM = ass to mouth spinner = very petite, thin girl STD = sexually transmitted disease stroll = path frequented by street walkers SW = street walker TAMP = Therapeutic Asian Massage Parlor teabag = man squats and dips balls in partner's mouth TG = transgender TGTBT = too good to be true Tina = crystal meth TJ = Tijuana TL = Tenderloin district, San Francisco. between Van Ness Ave, Post St, Taylor St, and Golden Gate Ave TLD = topless lap dance tossing salad = analingus Troll = rude and hideous PL Trolling = Posting thinly disguised ads in a discussion forum TOFTT = Take one for the team. In reference to a new, non-reviewed provider. TS = transexual TUMA = tongue up my ass TV = transvestite UTF = Untranslated French = BBBJ UTR = under the radar WTF = What the fuck? (I'm rather surprised by this) XOXO = Kisses & Hugs YMMV = Your mileage may vary. Your service level could be different than reported by others. Applies to everyone, some more so than others. 1/2 and 1/2 = half and half = oral sex + full service 411 = seeking information 420 = 4:20 = marijuana 69 = two people giving each other oral sex at the same time $ = $100 $$ = $200 $$$ = $300 $$$.5 = $350 (get it?) incall = You go to her place, or a place she designates. outcall = She comes to your place, home, hotel room. two call system = For incall locations. Your first call is to set up the time and get the general directions on where to park. Your second call is made when you arrive to get the specific address / room number.