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I would certainly not be offended by it and I always want my gentleman to do what makes him comfortable and not have to worry about anything during our time together. If that means taking his wallet to the bathroom with him or leaving it in the car, so be it ;) On the other hand, before trust is present, and to protect myself, I would rather my guest takes his wallet to the bathroom with him (or not bring it) just in case he thinks something has gone missing... This way, there is no possibility it went missing when he was with me.

You have every right to take your own property with you to the bathroom. If this offends someone, maybe find someone who offends far less easily?

Hi this is my 1000th post. Took a long time to get here. First 500 took forever, the last 500 seem to fly back. Just wanted to say thank you all the members that I have chatted with in the chat room over the year. And a big thank you to all the women that I've had the pleasure of meeting and new friendships that I have made. I hope to meet more new faces in the future. Hope to chat with you in the chat room. Stop by there and say Hi :) I've tried to start threads that are fun and informative. Some threads took off :) and some thread's didn't :(. Some threads went a totally different track for some reason. However I had fun starting them and reading your responses. It's hard to come up some new and interesting topics to discuss. Just wanted to thank people for responding to my threads and hope that I can finding new topics to talk about for the next 1000.

It is VERY common on either side that when emotions become involved, the person with the emotions steps back to provide some breathing room to give clarity to what they're feeling. Unfortunately the only advice I can give you is to deal with your own feelings of losing someone you considered a friend. You have to respect the wishes of the SP to step back. At this point there is no way to maintain a professional relationship. That doesn't mean that might night change. Feelings change and if she realizes that what she was feeling is different than what she thought, she may open that door again. I wouldn't count on it but it's always a possibility. I assume feelings are not mutual because of your comment so maybe take a look at other SP's and find one that interests you. Good luck, it's not an easy situation to have to deal with.

I don't visit often and I am very much a repeat client for some ladies. I spend a considerable amount of time getting to know the ladies I want to spend time with for a new first time visit ..... on the board or via text and I stay in touch after if possible. I will not visit with a lady unless I am more than comfortable that my personal belongings, my wallet, my personal info I have shared and my health is all safe and sound to the best it can be and that they are genuinely considerate of me and my wellbeing and I of them in return. Also that they enjoy what they do and want to be there and have FUN ! Therefore I sometimes tend to leave shit everywhere !! ha or forget it. Most ladies I have met know I would help out voluntarily in whatever way I can....if I can. Some may consider that silly and or naïve but that is how I roll.

Honestly, to pull out a POS terminal at the beginning of a date to process the payment for debit or credit would completely ruin the GFE aspect any visit with a lady for me. With the envelope, I walk in very discretely place it on a table and both of us can forget about it and move on to the experience. With a lady that I've visited with before and I trust, I'd actually prefer to pay electronically in advance via e-mail money transfer so that no payment has to occur at the time of the date at all. (I would also have cash on me just in case we run over the prepaid time) That's just me and my preference to maintain the illusion of a "real date".

Hi there Gentleman I am 5'4, 115LBS. I have dark brown hair and dark chocolate eyes, my cup size is 32DD and I have a fit sexy body. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=7257&pictureid=46989 I assure you that our little time spent together will be warm, inviting and pleasurable. I know the importance of privacy and confidentiality. Everything that goes on in our session together will be our little secret ;) You can find me this week at Paradise located in the WEST End of Ottawa. Tuesday June 04th from 2:30 to 9pm Wednesday June 5th from 9 to 4pm Thanks Jade xo

The one thing in my opinion that a SP can do to make things better is to just be herself:) Its nice to have see a genuine reaction from the SP.

It's only reasonable that a SP could fall for a client. SPs are, after all, human. If the SP puts a stop to seeing you as a client, the reason may well be because the relationship between the two of you has grown to a point where it is putting at risk that element of self-control and self-discipline your SP must have in order to make a livelihood. And that, as everyone should understand, needs to come first. Be grateful that you had the privilege of having shared some great moments with this person, and be graceful. Accept that she is not ready to take it to the next level and that for now at least, your relationship with her, such as it was, has ended. Consent is EVERYTHING. If this person wants you back in her life, she'll let you know.

This is a great thread and I enjoy the discussion and I feel as though I need to contribute. I was a newbie a while ago and due to my ignorance and naivety surrounding this business I was indeed filled with much of the apprehension that has been discussed. So in my state of ignorance my mind raced through all the issues that have been discussed and as Samantha noted my primary concern "at the time" was my OWN privacy and essentially being assured discretion by the companion. So I found the whole verification process unnerving the first time to say the least. However, because I had those concerns I did MY extensive research and chose to visit with an established, very experienced, well reviewed companion and felt that because that the lady had been confirmed as wonderful and trustworthy I would be "safe". In fact it was during my research I discovered CERB and actually PM'd with experienced, respected CERB members about this lady to further waylay my concerns. With that lady I provided everything that she asked for and was rewarded with a fantastic experience and friendship. Jump ahead many encounters and I have developed some great friendships with a number of amazing ladies. Some ladies I keep in contact regularly with and through these friendships I have had discussions with them about some of the things that they run into on a daily basis from prospective clients and established clients (anonymously of course). To be honest, some of the things I hear evoke feelings from extreme concern for the lady to complete disgust and anger. Although there might be many GOOD clients here on CERB that believe that the way THEY properly treat companions is the norm, I'm here to tell you that is not the case. Most of the companions that we encounter here on CERB and perhaps on other boards and sites have days filled with complete garbage from prospective clients and established clients. These ladies are not just whining to hear themselves, this stuff really happens often. Sometimes, from CERB members who we assume (given the tone of our board) should know better. These ladies have to wade through so much shit, and so many assholes day in day out just to find a couple of decent clients it's staggering. Given what I know, I can emphatically state that these companions have every reason and right to request ANY and ALL verification information necessary to make them feel comfortable with a client. Further as a friend of some ladies I would implore that they always screen clients diligently. It is solely up to the client to do HIS research to ensure that he feels comfortable with seeing a particular companion and providing the information SHE requires to make her feel comfortable. It is not for the lady to have to try to SELL/PROVE herself as trustworthy. As clients we have a multitude of sources (such as CERB and other boards) to gather information on ladies and ease our concerns over our safety and privacy. There are MANY more clients than companions, so ladies many times do not have the luxury to login to a board (like CERB) and within a few minutes obtain recommendations/reviews of clients to assess whether she should let them into her room and be intimate with that prospective client. Bottom line, choose an experienced, well reviewed/recommended lady. Research her, understand her approach and when as a client you feel comfortable that you can trust the lady, contact her and provide her whatever she wants to know make her feel comfortable seeing you. Remember, a companion doesn't need to prove her trustworthiness to you. If you don't trust her, don't see her. Simple as that! You DO have to prove your trustworthiness to her! Keep it in mind. An impatient rant from Chuck.

I was reading someone blog the other day and she was talking about how sometime men bring their wallet with them to the bathroom. She found this kinda hurtfull because she thinks it because the men don't trust her. I got me thinking I've been guilty of this a few time mostly when I meet someone new. It's not that I don't trust them its just why take the chance. I mean its happend to me once where I left my wallet and didnt realize until I was gone and at the store that I had no money left. Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me. So I always keep my wallet in my pocket and if I go to the bathroom usually to shower I bring my clothes. I mean no disrespect its just become a habit. Honestly I never thought that ladies may be offended by this. Guys what's your thought? Is there other things that offend you ladies?

I'm sure there has to be a few Game of Thrones fans among the ladies? If so, whose banner are you raising? Did I miss anybody?

The soft romantic glow of candles, the flicker of light revealing just a hint of our bodies, begging you to use your sense of touch to explore eachother's bodies. I love the warm glow of candlelight.

An ex-girlfriend loved Antonio Banderas! He told a story about being recognized in a store when the mother told her kids "Look it's Puss in Boots!" The kids said "No mom that's Zorro!":D

I'll keep this short and sweet, and please note, I am only speaking for myself (and like-minded people). These comments are general in nature and not addressed to anyone in particular. Above all, be yourself, be genuine, and engaging. Be flirty, lighthearted and go with the flow. Respect his boundaries, also, as he as a gent will most certainly respect yours. Be open to discussion about his wishes, and offer him your undivided attention, kindness, and (if needed) support. You and he are just two people trying their best to negotiate the dance and have a great time. More than likely, he will appreciate you for being real, making him feel welcome, connected, and so incredibly alive again.

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Exactly! I have asked numerous new clients to please take their belongings with them into the bathroom. It is a good practice for all gentlemen, all it takes is one dishonest SP to put all of us under suspicion.

I never get insulted when men bring their wallet with them-I totally get it-and as a matter of fact, I prefer they do that :)

Honestly I try very hard not to be offended by anything which means if something seems off to me, I put myself in the other shoes and try to think about what may have prompted that. Like you mentioned it could be habit, self protection or a host of other things. As we all acknowledge, there is a not so nice side to this business and even with great research, sometimes things happen. When you're with someone knew, there should be at least a small expectation of getting to know one another to be comfortable. Trust is earned most of the time. The only thing that really offends me is outright rudeness or people who try to hide rudeness under "honesty" or "awkwardness". I've met a few awkward people and they are rarely rude in fact most are very self aware are go out of their way to not be.

I feel the playmate is less pretentious than pigales i will take nice natural breasts over plastic any day. I find more dancers at the playmate use less pressure tactics and that the ladies are more down to earth. i like a good conversation with my dances sometimes and i find you can find that at the playmate more often than other clubs in the area.

Hello Gentlemen My name is Cherry. I am 20 years of age, with Blond hair and bright blue eyes. I have a fit, tight body. I am 5'3, 110 pounds, and very tanned baby soft skin! I am new to massage. I have been working in the massage industry for just over a month now. I am very outgoing and open minded and I have a lot of class. My services include body slides, full body massage, Hotub sessions and reverse massage. I also love to reseve a good spanking ;) Everything that goes on in our session together is 100% confidential. You can find me in the West end of Ottawa, Paradise Spa. This week's Schedule Friday June 7th 1:00pm-11:00pm Saturday June 8th 9:00am-7:00pm To make a appointment for your playtime ;) 613-820-8887 xoxoxoxox

I think I've only seen Jenny in on a Tuesday once and she almost always takes them off, so they're not the best day to try and catch her. You can always give Barb's a call and ask if she's on schedule so you don't have to sit around wondering if she's in. Totally not a bother either - the DJ is usually the one to answer the phone and they don't mind answering that kind of question. As for dealing with dancers you're not interested in, I find it best to be upfront. If you're not interested, just say 'no thank you.' There's a fine line between being polite and indirectly encouraging her to sit or come back and try again, and it's certainly not impolite to be upfront. We're big girls and most of us don't take it personally and actually appreciate it!

As others have said already, SPs are real people with real feelings. That this happens sometimes is one of the realities of our work. It's not a lot of fun for anyone, though. Give yourself a pat on the back. She told you how she felt and what she had decided to do. She trusts you and was willing to make herself vulnerable with you. She didn't send an e-mail goodbye, ignore your messages or stop returning your calls: many others would have done something like that. She's taken you and herself seriously. That says a lot about your character and how important the time you spent together has been for her. Don't sit around, waiting for her to contact you again, though, and don't initiate contact with her, either. She needs this separation.

This is just generally speaking, and not at all directed to anyone I have seen, all of them has been nothing short of great. Please don't feel the need to fake it. I would much rather learn what works for you, and see it as an accomplishment if I succeed, or a challenge if I don't. Having a few guidelines for first contact can be very helpful, especially for a first timer. The first lady I contacted made it so easy by asking specific questions on her contact me section. This was discussed on another thread, don't compliment for the sake of boosting my ego. If it is a genuine one, it is always welcomed, but don't feel the need to make one up.

Difference between Dogs and Cats :)

Hi there, My name is Little Amy and I am new to Cerb and to the Ottawa area and I just wanted to take this time to introduce myself and say hi to you all. I look forward to making some new friends and meeting some of you.

Once in a while you come to realize that so many of our members really don't "get" the whole hobby experience, or rather, they understand that there are rules but believe they are somehow exempt. So let's help them. Let's give some handy tips to make this a more wonderful experience for all. This is a pleasant place so let's keep it constructive... and be aware that the rules shouldn't just be for clients, you can also add some helpful tips that may help a new provider too! Here goes: 1. Appointment time is at 2:00 pm, what time do I arrive? Ummmmm. Hmmmmm. What part of 2:00 pm is ambiguous? A 2 o'clock appointment means you are at her door at 2. Not 1:55, not 2:10. It's seems petty but when you screw up her schedule, you may be screwing up MY schedule. I may be the appointment at 3. I have things to do... and my schedule may not be as loosey goosey as yours. I may be using a very small window of time or I may have "commitments" that see me arriving like clockwork elsewhere. Regardless, when the little hand is at 2 and the big hand is at 12, be where you are supposed to be. 2. "I am awesomely wicked good in bed, and I often masturbate to pictures of myself nude, because I am that good looking. Can we negotiate a better rate?" In a word, No. Would you go to a restaurant and say, "I am a really good eater, can I get a better price on that steak?" Would you go to a lawyer and say, "I am an awesome criminal, can you represent me for free?" Would you go to the dentist and say, "My teeth are so bad that you should fix them all for $50!" A service provider gets paid at a set rate because she is a professional. She is good... no, not just good... wickedly awesome good, at what she does. Your part is the compensation, her part is the wicked awesome part. Pay the pretty lady and be happy. 3. Cleanliness is next to godliness. Ever step into an elevator and stand next to someone who smells like they have never met a bar of soap they liked? Ever met someone that looked like they were an extra in the Walking Dead? Have you ever gone into a bathroom after someone and wondered if they ate something dead? Step one. Go to the potty. Do your business. Wipe. Wipe again. Wipe again. and then, wipe again. Do the optical test. Last wipe. Is there any residue? If yes, start over. If no, then proceed to step two. Step Two. Shower. Clean EVERYWHERE. Rinse. Repeat. Did you pay attention to anywhere in particular??? Hmmm??? Go back to those places. Make em sparkle. (at this point I do suggest that artificial glitter is NOT necessary.) Get out of the shower. Towel dry (for pete's sake use a clean towel!)... apply a generous amount of deodorant/anti-perspirant. Brush your teeth. (if additional grooming is required, please do that too.) Step three. Clothing. Go to the place where you keep your clean clothes. No. Not the place where you put the stuff that you THINK you can wear again. The CLEAN clothes. You know that stuff that you just took from the dryer and folded nicely?? That's the stuff. Wear that shit. Uh oh... what if I have to do step one again?? Then repeat ALL the steps. Cuz skidmarks are not sexy. Febreeze showers are not acceptable. 4. I have to cancel, what do I do? Give your head a smack. With a hammer. Stop. Now take a pointy thing and stick it with great force into your upper thigh, avoiding the artery. Now, go to your car. Start it. Open the door, put your foot beneath a tire and have someone put that car in reverse. Cancellations? NOT COOL. We all know that shit happens. A death in the family. A sick kid. Decapitation with farm machinery. Thermonuclear war. Explosion of your planet from a death star ray. That shit is acceptable.... but you still owe the pretty lady an explanation AND a cancellation fee. When you cancel, providers don't eat. When providers don't eat they get distended bellies and look like kids from the CARE commercials. When you cancel, providers give not only you, but also your city, a bad reputation. This makes you masturbate more. Because you will never get laid again. Ever. You will over develop muscles in only one arm. Your clothes will fit poorly. People will figure it out and suspect you are the notorious masturbating king of cancellations. They will hunt you down and kill your family. Let's keep little Bobby and Joanie safe. If you make an appointment, keep that appointment. Your family will love you for it. 5. "I'm a little short on cash. Do you think she will notice if the envelope is a bit short?" In a word, yes. She will also point out that your penis is a bit short.... and that your skill level is a bit short... and that you cry like a bitch when you have your pathetic little man-gasm. Do you want that??? Do YOU WANT THAT, bitch??? Wow. That was a bit over-emphatic. Gonna step away from the computer and take a valium. BACK!!!! Where were we... yes. Shorting your provider. Not COOL. Remember, providers have special powers. They communicate telepathically. As soon as you walk out that door, she will know and so will all of her allies in the super friends. They will combine their superpowers and make sure that you never get wood again.... and if you do, it will be at inappropriate times... like at funerals or family gatherings or when talking to your grandfather or something like that. Seriously?? Give your head a shake. If you are short then GET the money and make sure you have it set aside BEFORE you book. You will have a wickedly awesome good time... just pay the pretty lady what you agreed to and enjoy! 6. Can I pay her in drugs? Hmmmm. Does your banker take drugs in lieu of money? Have you offered Rogers drugs in return for their cable/home phone/cell phone/internet bundle? When you get groceries at Loblaws, do they have a special drawer that says "financial equivalent in drugs?" You know the answer. "No, you addled-pated simpleton." Remember the distended belly part from above? Providers take cash because cash buys groceries, pays bills and looks pretty. Carrying cash will not get you arrested. Using cash is the engine that runs our capitalist society. "All you need is cash, cash is all you need." The Beatles sang that, I think. Your turn....

Despite a few warnings, decided to TOFTT the other night. Not going to comment publicly, but I wanted to warn everyone that she is DEFINITELY on the no-fly list--watch out fellas--DANGER.

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Congrats someguy on reaching your first 1000 post, keep them coming.

Save your frustrations and spend your money on the new VIPOTG girl this week.

Tomorrows the middle of the week and I'm going to treat you right...come and let me take you away to a fantasy land! I'm available from 10-10 tomorrow Come treat yourself twosome TLC with a sensual goddess that always aims to please 613-523-6199 or PM Mandy66

Good old funny movie "The Court Jester" with Danny Kaye 1956 Good Action film "The Longest Day" with John Wayne and a young Sean Connery. Many good actors.

This is seduction of the Highest Order Lay down Relax, and let Carnal emotions take over Inhale deeply and put your mind at ease Allow me to lead you into never ending ecstasy Placing my lips to yours I dare you to explore what's behind your mind's locked doors Mesmerizing you with my Soft Kisses Bewitching you with my touch I have you right where I want you After this is over Memories of me will Haunt you Biting softly on your neck I release your inhibitions Your Dying to be with me Pleading to be tempted How can I be Resisted After all this is Seduction of the Highest Order..... Contact me by PM, text me at 613-277-4328 , or call the Spa at 613-274-7073 to Ensure My Availability! Check out what others are saying about my service!! http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=111731 Schedule June 4th: 3:30pm - 11:00pm 65 Bentley Ave. 613-274-7073 June 6th: 3:30pm - 11:00pm 65 Bentley Ave. 613-274-7073 Sexuality is not a Leisure or Part-time Activity It is a way of Being -Alexander Lowen

I have had 6 or 7 sp's in love with me. Once two of them were literally fighting each other for my attention. The worst part is when the alarm clock wakes me up!

If I could change anything it would be how humans treat other species, I would also want to change animal cruelty laws, make them harsher so people could be prosecuted for committing such offences much easier. and I would like to change my intelligence level, I wish I were smart enough to cure cancer so I could wipe out that bastard!

i have seen a few beautiful ladies from cerb all great but for me its SexxxyRebecca

Agreed Phaedrus : It is not so much the device. It is the potential for misuse of the features and services offered. There are technologies coming on stream that could potentially do the same as these glasses only on the surface of a contact lens. Here's an article from 2009 detailing the technology and procedures of possible manufacture of internet-enabled contact lenses. -the article is quite technical and parts, however well worth the read. http://spectrum.ieee.org/biomedical/bionics/augmented-reality-in-a-contact-lens Earlier today I was shocked when a friend of mine, without considering the ramifications, turned on all of the advanced video features on their new smart phone. Instant uploads to Face Book etc. They were hooked on the new technology very quickly. This is an adult not a child, and admittedly most of us including myself to find the incredible ease of use very alluring. But it is very important to consider the impact this has on everyone. No action is truly isolated. PatrickGC

I took out some of the numbers form the phone number just in case the mod took exception. The SP's name is Nikki, she is one of the Quebec girls with the black pimp. Total Bait and Switch I was at work, horny and stupid. Broke several of my rules. Booked a girl who was only on BP. Was at work, so couldn't search her name on PERB for warning, spidey sense went off several times and ignored it. They use an Alberta number, but they are from Quebec. Girl at door was not girl in pic. Services offered in text were not offered in session, upcharge for basic services, was told no upcharge from when I first inquired. When I said "Keep $100, give me $140 back I am out of here" (after about 10 mins), she calls her black pimp and the fun begins. I won't go into all the details, but they refused to give me my money back. STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM THEM, THEY ARE CROOKS. B&S specialists. I was finally taken. I feel like such a rube

This thread about "exemplary websites" in the industry is a great look into what clients are looking for in websites, and gives lots of examples of popular websites. It spans over the last three years, with lots of links to browse. :D I would say that while each SP/MA's situation is different, having a solid and professional website can definitely make a huge difference.

As hobbyists: A presence on the web is nice, I usually would like to know a little about the lady before I see them, although this is not always the case. It does not necessarily impact my decision as I've seen the independent and used agency too. I definitely enjoyed perusing a lady website, just to find more information about the lady herself, pictures are always an eye candy! The way I see it; investing in a well built website with information could be handy, it promotes yourself and serve the purpose of answering the more commonly asked questions so you do not have to keep repeating yourself answering them. (might reduce it but not completely eliminate it...)

I think having a website or at least web presence is very helpful, and definitely a point in favour. They often give you a much better sense of the Lady, her personality and perhaps some of her likes and dislikes. I realize I'm not going to be the best friend of any Lady I contact, but I also prefer feeling like I'm not contacting a complete stranger who I know nothing about. I'd say it's also helpful because such websites tend to answer a lot of the common questions someone might have, which saves everyone's time.

Websites are great if you are looking for more details on a lady, for example pictures, rates, location etc. If many ladies are on the same website(independent or not) it may give us guys the choice between more then one lady to see. Keep in mind many guys are visual and we enjoy looking at your picture more then what you may think, sexy pictures sell nough said.

Geico Insurance commercials. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saIXzCoGHbU

Wow this is amazing I love the respect that you have for the ladies!! :)