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  1. 11 points
    Word. I am sometimes hesitant to admit this, because I don't want people to misunderstand, but I actually enjoy all the other things about sex, more than actual penetration... the foreplay, cuddling, kissing, touching, caressing, licking, eating, nibbling, sucking... And so much more. I still enjoy intercourse, and it can be very pleasurable, but for me, it's the other stuff that is generally the centre of my pleasure, and rocks my world the most. The vagina was made for birthing babies, and mainly for men's pleasure. I even kind of find it arrogant and self centred to think that cock size has the most impact on a woman's pleasure. If someone really wants to please me, it's not my vagina, but my other parts which matter most, including the clitoris, in which it's only function is for my pleasure. :) Cock size has no effect over the pleasure I receive there, or in any other foreplay that I enjoy. Also, being someone who loves to perform, cock size has no bearing on how much I enjoy pleasing you, and I would even say that average sized penises make it easier to perform on and more enjoyable for me. I can take more of it into my mouth, too. ;) Any woman will tell you that confidence rates much higher than penis size when it comes to important qualities in a man, either a casual lover or in a serious relationship. And there is much more important duties of an overall good lover than to just stick his penis up in there. That's just the way it is.
  2. 6 points
    Be aware of what? "Throat cancer is considered to be uncommon and a small percentage of people with HPV develop cancer because of the virus. The finding does not suggest abstaining from oral or vaginal sex." Pretty sensationalist headline for something that we don't really need to worry about don't you think? Ladies, just so you know, for every pussy onesquared doesn't eat, I'm going to eat two! :-D
  3. 6 points
    "No, you don't look fat in that dress" which is a comparable phrase of the opposite sex like when asked to comment on a man's package. It's just something I won't comment on because no matter what you say, you can't win or expect the standard response of "I bet you say that to all the guys." Bah, I gave up commenting ages ago since no one seemed to take my response as a compliment. lol. This isn't directed at Al From Quebec for starting the thread but when a woman gives you a compliment on something like your "package", accept the compliment and don't insult her by saying she must say that to everyone. I, for one don't bullshit esp in the package department. Use what God gave you and be proud of it.
  4. 5 points
    I, like most men in the world think I'm on the small size of things. But based on science, and rudimentary measurement techniques, I think I'm really a bit smaller than average. (Love being anonymous!). But I accepted it, and while I'd love perpetually learn the art of being better at penetration, I think I'm good at other stuff (foreplay, oral, massage, etc) or at least a quick learner. And after years of self doubt and self loathing, I've come to terms about the fact that while I will never rival Ryan Gosling in looks (and probably his ding dong), I am a pretty big package.
  5. 4 points
    I love to discuss a mans package, and enjoy all sizes and shapes even more. But if I'm going to be honest I have to admit I love the bigger ones, not longer, but thicker, girth is where its at, after all my little puss is only so deep:) But I would never turn down any package as they all have their redeeming and yummy qualities:) so long as their owner knows what to do with it.
  6. 3 points
    Straight up truth. I do not care what your cock looks like, what size it is, what shape, what colour, hairy or not hairy. Totally don't care. Penetration is usually the last thing on my mind, so yeah couldn't care less. ETA: The only time I care about your cock is if it looks or smells questionable eg. rash/sores/the like
  7. 3 points
    For some, Soleil is a real challenge to pronounce. Despite the fact that my website address link is ingeniously (if I do say so myself) phonetically spelled out, as well as acts as an invitation or even an exasperation, lol I figured everyone would get it as a big hint on how to pronounce my name. But nope. I still get calls asking for Sewleel. lol That's okay though. Once I correct them, I can just imagine what they're thinking; 'Oh Solay! Now that makes more sense.' As far as why I chose the name Soleil, there are a few good reasons why I did. Firstly, I am half French and was raised that way. I love the language and the way some French names just sexily roll off the tongue was one of my first criteria. However, I needed one that could easily be anglicised as not everyone knows or speaks French. When I chose Soleil, I didn't think the pronunciation was going to be a big issue at all. Because it means the Sun which is warm and inviting, as well as mood-lifting and upbeat, I thought it suited me well. The fact that it's unique and not common is the best part. I wish I could trademark it. lol
  8. 3 points
    I wanted something that was classy yet easy to pronounce, as well as not common (when I first became Emily there were only 2 others in Toronto and they were both asian) Rushton comes from "The Rushton" restaurant in Toronto, when I lived there it was one of my favourite places to go for dinner.
  9. 3 points
    What about this guy. Is he eye candy for the ladies??? BTW for those that don't know, this is John Malkovich. Why did I select him. Well a few ladies have commented I look like him, so if he is considered eye candy for the ladies well maybe I have a chance to be eye candy for the ladies too LOL RG
  10. 2 points
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  11. 2 points
    Couldn't a fair comparison be how people feel about breasts? I mean, if I told you that--regardless of society's ever-changing ideal--different people will have different preferences in breast size, would anyone question it? Perhaps more importantly, what if I suggested that even people who are particularly drawn to a certain type are nevertheless still attracted and enjoy playing with just about any, regardless of size/shape? I could probably even point out that for some it's not a body part they are fussy about at all, especially in comparison to other traits (be they physical or personality). And what if I made the observation that most people are generally more worried and critical about their own body than others are? Anyway, the comparison probably isn't perfect, but figure I'd throw it out there.
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    My goodness. You're awfully sure of yourself aren't you? I remember being that age once, seeing everything in black and white. There couldn't be any reason why a legitimate provider wouldn't have a website? Perhaps they find their page on CERB to be sufficient for their needs? Perhaps they only do this part time or seasonally? Perhaps they're very tech unsavvy and don't know how to make a website or do web design? Or just don't want to? Making snap judgements about groups of people based on limited information is not wise and only demonstrates small mindedness. --edit-- Oh yeah, one other reason. Some people prefer to be VERY private and low profile. For the same reason some prefer to not show their faces in pictures. You know there are actually escorts who have families and significant others? And some of these people don't know what the escort does for a living? Shocking I know but it's true I promise you.
  14. 2 points
    it depends on where it's going!
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    Chris Hemmworth (Thor): Joe Manganiello (True Blood):
  17. 2 points
    First off, to both of you, a warm welcome to Cerb and this lifestyle :) From my personal point of view, I always prefer when the initial contact is made by the lady and that most exchanges are done between the two of us so we can discuss, freely, HER preferences, boundaries, expectations and what would make HER feel comfortable with a ménage à trois, etc.. especially for a first time experience. When the lady of the couple feels 100% at ease with what about is about to take place, I find the chances for a successful encounter is that much greater... and when the lady of the couple is having fun, everybody else is too! :) Once a few emails have been exchanged, there are a few ways to go about increasing that comfort level and open communication; a phone call can always be scheduled, a social informal date with the lady (or both partners) can be a stepping stone to the intimate encounter, a first time rendez-vous can be a combination of both social an intimate time... I guess it is all up to both of you and the companion of your choice. Good luck to you both and have fun! :) xox
  18. 2 points
    I always tell them to keep their stuff with them, that way if they do happen to lose something, they can't turn around and accuse me of stealing it.
  19. 2 points
    Additional Comments: yummmmy!!
  20. 2 points
    I'm older and typically not looking at the younger girls, but from all I have heard and read I would say Roksi. She is about 25, in town right now, and hot, hot, hot! Another that has caught my interest is Manuella Cruz. I haven't heard anything about her, but she will be here around the end of June. I'm very leary of younger local girls because there seems to be a lot of dishonesty in the ads posted out there, and concerns with safety, etc... It's too bad because I am sure there are many decent, reputable, young girls out there, but too many are ruining it for them. I am grateful for the wonderful ladies I have met, and for the wise advice of the other CERB members. Good luck.
  21. 2 points
    Her pics are not real i have seen her and if you do tinyeye you will see
  22. 2 points
    Hello Gentlemen My name is Cherry. I am 20 years of age, with Blond hair and bright blue eyes. I have a fit, tight body. I am 5'3, 110 pounds, and very tanned baby soft skin! I am new to massage. I have been working in the massage industry for just over a month now. I am very outgoing and open minded and I have a lot of class. My services include body slides, full body massage, Hotub sessions and reverse massage. I also love to reseve a good spanking ;) Everything that goes on in our session together is 100% confidential. You can find me in the West end of Ottawa, Paradise Spa. This week's Schedule Friday June 7th 1:00pm-11:00pm Saturday June 8th 9:00am-7:00pm To make a appointment for your playtime ;) 613-820-8887 xoxoxoxox
  23. 2 points
    I would certainly not be offended by it and I always want my gentleman to do what makes him comfortable and not have to worry about anything during our time together. If that means taking his wallet to the bathroom with him or leaving it in the car, so be it ;) On the other hand, before trust is present, and to protect myself, I would rather my guest takes his wallet to the bathroom with him (or not bring it) just in case he thinks something has gone missing... This way, there is no possibility it went missing when he was with me.
  24. 2 points
    I must say that I am a bit irked that the perception exists that if a provider does not show her face then she has something to hide. I choose not to show my face as I do not wish to intermingle my private and professional lives. Not deceitful at all nor does it make me any less of a provider than those who do show their faces. Anyhow, do your research, read reviews and begin communicating with those providers who interest you. Ultimately, you and your intuition should be able to determine which beautiful lady will rock you world! Best of luck.
  25. 2 points
    Beat me to the punch! Yes, Redseductress is really in a class all her own. And yes, she really does love to perform and it shows! :D Other equally awesome choices (in my humble opinion) are SaraMQ, MalikaFantasy (occasionally travels to Ottawa) and CleoCatra. In my experience you really can't go wrong with any of these 4 ladies and their love of the act is unparalleled! I haven't yet met Emily J, Layah, Alexxxis (aka: xXxAxXx), Rosalie, or Berlin but I have only read good things about their skills. One thing to keep in mind though, when it comes to "best of" type threads....everything is subjective. What is considered "The perfect bj" for one person, might be "the worst bj" for another. But I have yet to read anything negative about these ladies' skills in this department.
  26. 2 points
    Many of the CERB ladies do such an amazing job at showing their real person in their pictures. I love it when a woman's beauty and confidence comes out in a photo. Some of my favourites! Cub One of the best all time artsy shots - Annessa! A classic look and extremely sexy with Evelyn and Amelia. The fun, seductive and fire of Emily. Smart combined with sexiness that can drive you wild. Lovely Kerri. Confident and classy Georgiana. Soft, seductive and sexy the one and only Tiff!
  27. 2 points
    YAY ! A numbers game ! The studio audience unanimously goes with number 3 above !! Your "VRG" Cerb handle .......acronym numbers game 1. Very Romantic Guy ? 2. Very Rude Guy ? 3. Very Responsible Guy ? 3. See #2
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    Thursday Pandora 9-4 NEW aka "Pandora" Zoey 9-4 NEW Taylor 9-7:30 aka "Taylor_xo" Samantha 9-4 aka "Naughty Samantha" Mandy 3:30-11 aka "Candy Mandy" Hannah 3:30-11 aka "Hannahxo" Charlie 3:30-11 aka "Traveling Charlie" Melody 7-11 aka "Melody" New Sexy Pics http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=22187 Come for a 4 hand massage in our getaway room....an experience you will never forget Ottawa's Best Room! ------HST included in ALL PRICES------ Regular Room spacious and in room shower Single Massage: --------30 minutes $55. --------45 minutes on special for $65. --------60 minutes $80. --------90 minutes $120. Session time @ Discretion of MA Duo Massage: --------30 minute on special for $80. --------45 minute on special for $100. --------60 minute on special for $130. Getaway Room Fee: Room Features a hot tub,6 ft custom shower and fireplace for your enjoyment Single Massage: --------30 minutes $70. --------45 minutes $85. --------60 minutes $100. --------90 minutes $150. Session time @ Discretion of MA Duo Massage/Couples Massage: --------2 Attendant --------30 minute $100. --------45 minute $120. --------60 minute $150. Couples Massage: ------1 Attendant --------30 minute $70. --------45 minute $85. --------60 minute $100. ------HST included-------- Longer Session times available and at the Discretion of MA Hannah Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthr...ltr=H&t=125137 Mandy Recommendation http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=120757 Pandora Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=M&t=75290 Melody Recommendation http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=M&t=98753
  31. 1 point
    A decisive win for Hillary Fisher! Thanks again to all participants. It's been fun.
  32. 1 point
    Cash is King in this type of situation but I do use email transfers a lot with clients who haven't been able to go to an ATM machine for whatever reason and who don't have an SO looking at their financial statements. This happens on outcalls. I give them my email address, we give it a few minutes and have a drink. I then check on my phone to make sure it's received and deposit it into my account and away we go.
  33. 1 point
    Congrats Nicolette! 6000 is crazy! Your posts are always entertaining and I look forward to many more!
  34. 1 point
    I love to give massages. Let me show you how we can release all the stresses that have built up in your body by gently squeezing them from every one of your aching muscles. Let me take you to a level of bliss where it seems that time slows down to match your heartbeat. For my availability this week or to arrange a massage session at Club Madellyn Jae, dial this number. (I am working tomorrow from 11-7 and Saturday 10-4) 613 523 6199 or PM me
  35. 1 point
    I see ladies from cerb only and I have total trust in them. In their incall places, I usually leave my wallet and everything in my pants pockets in the bedroom when I go to the washroom by myself. When I see them in a hotel room, I do the same thing and never take my wallet with me to the washroom. In the rare occasions when they visit me at my place, I intentionally walk out of the bedroom or go downstairs when they have to go to the washroom. They may or may not leave their purse outside in the bedroom, but I just want to be sure they know that I would not and could not go through their things.
  36. 1 point
    Let's get lost in a Caribbean getaway right here in Ottawa... Hi my name is Rose, I'm 21, I stand at 5"4, 130 Lbs, with curves of an Ebony Goddess. I have small delicate hands that are able to find there way into dangerous places. Sit back and relax while I perform my exotic strip tease, then we proceed to the shower..... & then allow my hands to explore your body and release any tension you have built up inside... For more information about me or my location email [email protected] or Call 613-680-8059 (PLEASE DO NOT TEXT) Schedule Wednesday June 5 3-10 Thursday June 6 3-10 Friday June 7 10-4 Saturday June 8 10-6 Check out my recommendation http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=129893
  37. 1 point
    Feeling Extra naughty & kinky this week Come have a wonderfully playful experience with a sexy, sensual MA! Taylor Devine ******TRY OUT***** my NEW V.I.P. package only for the discerning, classy & upscale gents at my discretion! Many services all in one appt. ! Gorgeous MA w/ great skills, a dazzling personality & an irresistible touch! I provide a 5 star service or better to my gents. My MA Looks: -long haired brunette bombshell -seductive hazel eyes -firm & rounded breasts -fit figure 125lbs. 5'3. -silky smooth, touchable soft skin -Italian & French mix -36C-28-38 natural assets! -22yrs old -gorgeous face features My MA Personality: -Outgoing -Playful -Very friendly -Sweet -Seductive -Sensual -Classy -Open minded -Kinky -Sexy -Bubbly -Erotic My MA Services: -great conversation -nude massage -topless massage -an exploding ending -lots of touching everywhere -pearl necklace/russian (A FAV OF MY REGULARS) -reverse massage -soapy showers for 2! -Dirty Talk -Duo Massage (2 GIRLS, 4 HANDS) w/my sexy girlfriend -Foot Fetish & Worship -Outfits/Stockings/Heels/Exotic Dancewear (need to know in advance) -Toy Play (For you & I both) (need to know in advance) -Lap dance/Pole tease/Strip Tease (need to know in advance) & much much more! FEES: (DOOR FEES ONLY): 30mins: $50 45mins: $60 60mins: $80 ***PLUS**** tipping in room. Location: (Today) Merivale/Hunt Club. (Incalls Only). Clean. Dis*creet. Upscale. Free parking, Fresh towels. ATM on site. A/C inside. Showers on-site. Availability: Wednesday: (TODAY): 3:30-11 Thursday: 9-7 Friday: 9-5 CALL. TEXT. EMAIL. PM ME for info or to book an appt. with me. 613-600-3943 (no blocked calls pls) [email protected] Angels Touch: 613-274-7073 Paradise Spa: 613-820-8887 CRAVE TAYLOR BOYS! xoxox muahs! Ciao for now!
  38. 1 point
    I usually leave my wallet in the car. Bring my health card (in case of emergency) and the envelope containing the ladies roses. :) I can't see a lady being overly offended because you bring your wallet to the restroom with you. We do live in a crazy world these days! Protecting your things is a natural instinct. (I'm not saying bad things will happen, just a precaution of course)
  39. 1 point
    The best of both world is to have the lady in the shower with you while you wash or she washes you or you wash her.... you get what I mean. No need to worry about your wallet in that situation.
  40. 1 point
    Honestly, to pull out a POS terminal at the beginning of a date to process the payment for debit or credit would completely ruin the GFE aspect any visit with a lady for me. With the envelope, I walk in very discretely place it on a table and both of us can forget about it and move on to the experience. With a lady that I've visited with before and I trust, I'd actually prefer to pay electronically in advance via e-mail money transfer so that no payment has to occur at the time of the date at all. (I would also have cash on me just in case we run over the prepaid time) That's just me and my preference to maintain the illusion of a "real date".
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    So... If a lady stole my clothes during a shower i'll do the naked 6-49 style dance out hahaha ... ;-) I'm certainly lucky i had never have to worry about this issue whatsoever ... Trust goes both way .. For a guy that does lots of incall... If a lady trusted me enough to let me in their space ... Why should i have any doubt towards her ;-)
  42. 1 point
    When visiting a provider especially if she lives in a nice neighborhood in a house, please follow her instructions on where to park. Especially when she asks you to park in her laneway. If you are attempting to play secret agent to be extra careful and park further away and walk up thinking no one else will notice this, you could be wrong. As many neighborhoods have some sort of neighborhood watch in effect, this can work against a client. When an SP asks you to park in her laneway, she is requesting this for a reason. It is best when you know where you're going to fit in and play the part. Park in the laneway so when you leave, you can get into your car right away. Maybe even bring briefcase or folder to make things look legit. Many people work from home nowadays and parking in the laneway looks like you fit in and are not considered suspicious. The best way to be discrete is to be out there in the open so you look like you belong there. Thank-you for your consideration. :)
  43. 1 point
    From Traveling Charlie's Album, Twice as sexy :)
  44. 1 point
    Emily J and CleoCatra are two of the best for great head!
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    Their privacy maybe............. We are not on a dating site here...An SP refering to herself at the third person in a Ad is simply using a different writing style to promote herself. Using offensive language will certainly not get you a date with a high CLASS escort. Oh well since we got your word, it must be true then! No seriously, there are many SP offering bbbj, but if you come with the "I'm a virgin" excuse to those who don't, you will not be considered as a potential client.
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    Miss Cleo Catra .... Meow baby Meow :)
  49. 1 point
    I think the waitress with the short hair is the sexiest of all women in the place
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