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Word. I am sometimes hesitant to admit this, because I don't want people to misunderstand, but I actually enjoy all the other things about sex, more than actual penetration... the foreplay, cuddling, kissing, touching, caressing, licking, eating, nibbling, sucking... And so much more. I still enjoy intercourse, and it can be very pleasurable, but for me, it's the other stuff that is generally the centre of my pleasure, and rocks my world the most. The vagina was made for birthing babies, and mainly for men's pleasure. I even kind of find it arrogant and self centred to think that cock size has the most impact on a woman's pleasure. If someone really wants to please me, it's not my vagina, but my other parts which matter most, including the clitoris, in which it's only function is for my pleasure. :) Cock size has no effect over the pleasure I receive there, or in any other foreplay that I enjoy. Also, being someone who loves to perform, cock size has no bearing on how much I enjoy pleasing you, and I would even say that average sized penises make it easier to perform on and more enjoyable for me. I can take more of it into my mouth, too. ;) Any woman will tell you that confidence rates much higher than penis size when it comes to important qualities in a man, either a casual lover or in a serious relationship. And there is much more important duties of an overall good lover than to just stick his penis up in there. That's just the way it is.

Be aware of what? "Throat cancer is considered to be uncommon and a small percentage of people with HPV develop cancer because of the virus. The finding does not suggest abstaining from oral or vaginal sex." Pretty sensationalist headline for something that we don't really need to worry about don't you think? Ladies, just so you know, for every pussy onesquared doesn't eat, I'm going to eat two! :-D

"No, you don't look fat in that dress" which is a comparable phrase of the opposite sex like when asked to comment on a man's package. It's just something I won't comment on because no matter what you say, you can't win or expect the standard response of "I bet you say that to all the guys." Bah, I gave up commenting ages ago since no one seemed to take my response as a compliment. lol. This isn't directed at Al From Quebec for starting the thread but when a woman gives you a compliment on something like your "package", accept the compliment and don't insult her by saying she must say that to everyone. I, for one don't bullshit esp in the package department. Use what God gave you and be proud of it.

I, like most men in the world think I'm on the small size of things. But based on science, and rudimentary measurement techniques, I think I'm really a bit smaller than average. (Love being anonymous!). But I accepted it, and while I'd love perpetually learn the art of being better at penetration, I think I'm good at other stuff (foreplay, oral, massage, etc) or at least a quick learner. And after years of self doubt and self loathing, I've come to terms about the fact that while I will never rival Ryan Gosling in looks (and probably his ding dong), I am a pretty big package.

I love to discuss a mans package, and enjoy all sizes and shapes even more. But if I'm going to be honest I have to admit I love the bigger ones, not longer, but thicker, girth is where its at, after all my little puss is only so deep:) But I would never turn down any package as they all have their redeeming and yummy qualities:) so long as their owner knows what to do with it.

Straight up truth. I do not care what your cock looks like, what size it is, what shape, what colour, hairy or not hairy. Totally don't care. Penetration is usually the last thing on my mind, so yeah couldn't care less. ETA: The only time I care about your cock is if it looks or smells questionable eg. rash/sores/the like

For some, Soleil is a real challenge to pronounce. Despite the fact that my website address link is ingeniously (if I do say so myself) phonetically spelled out, as well as acts as an invitation or even an exasperation, lol I figured everyone would get it as a big hint on how to pronounce my name. But nope. I still get calls asking for Sewleel. lol That's okay though. Once I correct them, I can just imagine what they're thinking; 'Oh Solay! Now that makes more sense.' As far as why I chose the name Soleil, there are a few good reasons why I did. Firstly, I am half French and was raised that way. I love the language and the way some French names just sexily roll off the tongue was one of my first criteria. However, I needed one that could easily be anglicised as not everyone knows or speaks French. When I chose Soleil, I didn't think the pronunciation was going to be a big issue at all. Because it means the Sun which is warm and inviting, as well as mood-lifting and upbeat, I thought it suited me well. The fact that it's unique and not common is the best part. I wish I could trademark it. lol

I wanted something that was classy yet easy to pronounce, as well as not common (when I first became Emily there were only 2 others in Toronto and they were both asian) Rushton comes from "The Rushton" restaurant in Toronto, when I lived there it was one of my favourite places to go for dinner.

What about this guy. Is he eye candy for the ladies??? BTW for those that don't know, this is John Malkovich. Why did I select him. Well a few ladies have commented I look like him, so if he is considered eye candy for the ladies well maybe I have a chance to be eye candy for the ladies too LOL RG

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Couldn't a fair comparison be how people feel about breasts? I mean, if I told you that--regardless of society's ever-changing ideal--different people will have different preferences in breast size, would anyone question it? Perhaps more importantly, what if I suggested that even people who are particularly drawn to a certain type are nevertheless still attracted and enjoy playing with just about any, regardless of size/shape? I could probably even point out that for some it's not a body part they are fussy about at all, especially in comparison to other traits (be they physical or personality). And what if I made the observation that most people are generally more worried and critical about their own body than others are? Anyway, the comparison probably isn't perfect, but figure I'd throw it out there.

My goodness. You're awfully sure of yourself aren't you? I remember being that age once, seeing everything in black and white. There couldn't be any reason why a legitimate provider wouldn't have a website? Perhaps they find their page on CERB to be sufficient for their needs? Perhaps they only do this part time or seasonally? Perhaps they're very tech unsavvy and don't know how to make a website or do web design? Or just don't want to? Making snap judgements about groups of people based on limited information is not wise and only demonstrates small mindedness. --edit-- Oh yeah, one other reason. Some people prefer to be VERY private and low profile. For the same reason some prefer to not show their faces in pictures. You know there are actually escorts who have families and significant others? And some of these people don't know what the escort does for a living? Shocking I know but it's true I promise you.

it depends on where it's going!

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First off, to both of you, a warm welcome to Cerb and this lifestyle :) From my personal point of view, I always prefer when the initial contact is made by the lady and that most exchanges are done between the two of us so we can discuss, freely, HER preferences, boundaries, expectations and what would make HER feel comfortable with a ménage à trois, etc.. especially for a first time experience. When the lady of the couple feels 100% at ease with what about is about to take place, I find the chances for a successful encounter is that much greater... and when the lady of the couple is having fun, everybody else is too! :) Once a few emails have been exchanged, there are a few ways to go about increasing that comfort level and open communication; a phone call can always be scheduled, a social informal date with the lady (or both partners) can be a stepping stone to the intimate encounter, a first time rendez-vous can be a combination of both social an intimate time... I guess it is all up to both of you and the companion of your choice. Good luck to you both and have fun! :) xox

I always tell them to keep their stuff with them, that way if they do happen to lose something, they can't turn around and accuse me of stealing it.

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I'm older and typically not looking at the younger girls, but from all I have heard and read I would say Roksi. She is about 25, in town right now, and hot, hot, hot! Another that has caught my interest is Manuella Cruz. I haven't heard anything about her, but she will be here around the end of June. I'm very leary of younger local girls because there seems to be a lot of dishonesty in the ads posted out there, and concerns with safety, etc... It's too bad because I am sure there are many decent, reputable, young girls out there, but too many are ruining it for them. I am grateful for the wonderful ladies I have met, and for the wise advice of the other CERB members. Good luck.

Her pics are not real i have seen her and if you do tinyeye you will see

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I would certainly not be offended by it and I always want my gentleman to do what makes him comfortable and not have to worry about anything during our time together. If that means taking his wallet to the bathroom with him or leaving it in the car, so be it ;) On the other hand, before trust is present, and to protect myself, I would rather my guest takes his wallet to the bathroom with him (or not bring it) just in case he thinks something has gone missing... This way, there is no possibility it went missing when he was with me.

I must say that I am a bit irked that the perception exists that if a provider does not show her face then she has something to hide. I choose not to show my face as I do not wish to intermingle my private and professional lives. Not deceitful at all nor does it make me any less of a provider than those who do show their faces. Anyhow, do your research, read reviews and begin communicating with those providers who interest you. Ultimately, you and your intuition should be able to determine which beautiful lady will rock you world! Best of luck.

Beat me to the punch! Yes, Redseductress is really in a class all her own. And yes, she really does love to perform and it shows! :D Other equally awesome choices (in my humble opinion) are SaraMQ, MalikaFantasy (occasionally travels to Ottawa) and CleoCatra. In my experience you really can't go wrong with any of these 4 ladies and their love of the act is unparalleled! I haven't yet met Emily J, Layah, Alexxxis (aka: xXxAxXx), Rosalie, or Berlin but I have only read good things about their skills. One thing to keep in mind though, when it comes to "best of" type threads....everything is subjective. What is considered "The perfect bj" for one person, might be "the worst bj" for another. But I have yet to read anything negative about these ladies' skills in this department.

Many of the CERB ladies do such an amazing job at showing their real person in their pictures. I love it when a woman's beauty and confidence comes out in a photo. Some of my favourites! Cub One of the best all time artsy shots - Annessa! A classic look and extremely sexy with Evelyn and Amelia. The fun, seductive and fire of Emily. Smart combined with sexiness that can drive you wild. Lovely Kerri. Confident and classy Georgiana. Soft, seductive and sexy the one and only Tiff!

YAY ! A numbers game ! The studio audience unanimously goes with number 3 above !! Your "VRG" Cerb handle .......acronym numbers game 1. Very Romantic Guy ? 2. Very Rude Guy ? 3. Very Responsible Guy ? 3. See #2

Tracie is relatively new to CERB but definitely not new to MP ......... Her in call location was easy to find, safe and has lots of parking available. She is very warm and welcoming MP, with a positive outlook and classic rubenesque figure. I started out going for an initial hour but soon extended the session due to the wonderful way things were unfolding. Tracie uses a massage bar (instead of lotions or creams) which is new to me and definitely the way to go for future sessions. She is a very ....... person and incredibly ...... in her massage delivery technique. Her strong hands, soft touches and "exploratory nature" made this a most memorable session. Without going in to details, suffice it to say the "happy ending" took up at least half the session and included a couple of firsts for me!. I will definitely be repeating. Thanks again Tracie.

My suggestion would be to politely broach the subject when first contacting the lady to see what her feelings about it are, and if she is into it, what her limits and restrictions are. It's not something you want to spring on her "mid-game" so to speak and risk offending her. That would send the date spiraling downward real effin' quick lol.

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I just use my go to line.. in advance. "I'm cold" lol!! That way I'm pre warning her. Haha. Only kidding. What I've always wondered about is why some guys are "Grow-ers" and why some guys are "show-ers".

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I will be posting pics, awaiting some from the other lady and one is me, so I will be posting them on my profile soon. Thanks for all the feedback :)

From Tianna's album: Very sexy girl :)

I actually really dig John Malkovich. :) I definitely have a thing for bald. He is quirky and a bit of an oddball too, which I like. There is something dark and deep about his eyes as well, and I also find something about his voice and the way he talks to be sexy too. He is a super talented dude in general, but I especially loved him as super badass crazy Russian mobster in the movie Rounders. :)

I'm never offended by this. I encourage my guests to take their things with them when they go to shower and, if they bring anything back with them, to put it in plain sight, usually on the dressing table, where they and I will notice it when it's time to part company. I also try to remember to ask visitors to be sure they have everything with them before going out the door. One time, a fellow couldn't find his cell phone. He knew he'd brought it in with him. It wasn't in any of his pockets and it wasn't anywhere in the bathroom. He checked the car; it wasn't there, either. When he called the number from my landline, we heard it ringing in the laundry hamper. He's a fastidious fellow who'd scooped it up inside his towel which he'd put in the hamper in the hallway. Another time, my guest was wearing his watch when he came to bed, but I didn't notice when he removed it and put it on the nightstand. I found it sometime after he'd gone. He'd crossed two bridges by then--significant psychological boundaries for us in the Lower Mainland--and was nearly home. I had an early-morning meeting away from home the next day. Figuring out how to return the watch was a big hassle for both of us. An inexpensive watch I might have left in an envelope in my outside mailbox, but not that Patek Philippe!

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This made me laugh out loud! This should be on a billboard somewhere. Just sayin.

Exactly! I have asked numerous new clients to please take their belongings with them into the bathroom. It is a good practice for all gentlemen, all it takes is one dishonest SP to put all of us under suspicion.

Over the years this has happened to me on a few different occassions....a couple of times it was me...a couple of times it was her, and one time it was both of us....fortunately in all cases we both realized that there was no future in any other relationship other than a sp/client situation, and we both agreed to just enjoy the moment, and not get caught up in it all....fortunately in all cases we brought it up, talked about it and learned how to deal with our feelings and emotions, although in some cases it was not very easy.....in one case we both agreed to step back for awhile , until both our heads were back in the right place, and then we resumed our relationship/freindship/buisness agreement.....in all cases $$ always remained a part of it, although at times the amount, or time spent together was not near the norm.....but there always was some form of buisness aspect to it. I enjoy a relationship when the other person cares , and enjoys there time with spent with you...... I was extremely fortunate in the case where we both fell for each other, that the lady realized that it was best for both of us if we didnt pursue the relationship farther, because I might have considered leaving my current situation for her had she really pushed it......instead we continued a very close relationship for several years until she moved, and if my current situation would ever change, we have a understanding that I could look her up, and we can start fresh and see what happens. It happens more than one thinks , but probably more that the guy falls for the SP than the other way around....it is tough though...very tough!!!!! God I Miss her!!!

I have been wanting to go with sexxxyrebecca just never had the chance yet... but I'm actually surprised no one has talked about redseductress, she really enjoys giving oral and it really shows. Try her royal all oral treatment... trust me you will not be disappointed. Cheers,

Lynda Carter as Wonder Woman

I taught that....years ago ,it was a no no to kiss the gentleman

There is a market for everything and everyone :) And I mean EVERYTHING lol

Congrats! Keep em' coming!