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7 pointsI don't mean to hijack this thread, and for that, I apologize Empty83. I simply wanted to address this concern by RyleeLove. Rylee, everyone practices safer sex differently, and we (at least I hope I can speak collectively here) do not tolerate judgment about these types of practices on CERB. The only safe sex is no sex at all, which isn't very fun. That being said, people (be they SPs or not) make educated decisions about their sexual health and evaluate risk based on a huge array of factors. Is it possible to get an STI from unprotected oral sex? Yes. However, the statistics are incredibly low, and there are various things people can do to mitigate that risk. It's definitely not a safe sex nono. It might be for you, but not for all. In terms of the original question, I find it very sexy when a partner achieves orgasm, no matter how that happens :) Personally, I don't offer some of the acronyms listed there, but it's definitely hot to see both men and women orgasm.
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4 pointsI for one absolutely love cumshots! There's just something naughty about it like we're stars in our very own private porn flick! Not to mention how great it is for the skin! If i don't get to see it, your orgasm was a waste, imo. ;)
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3 pointsI have to say as a guy who loves Discovery Channels Shark Week, and with a passion for studying things that involve sharks.. I was excited to see a post about it! That was until I saw this thread and practically died laughing. Well played ladies, well played ;)
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3 pointsBigass amplifiers 'cause sometimes music needs to be ear shattering! :p Also, any sort of refrigeration device 'cause warm beer sucks!
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3 pointsNat + CERB = procrastination too! I love spending time reading threads and discussing thoughts and ideas. It's such an engaging forum, I find it difficult to concentrate on more menial tasks sometimes! CERB and masturbation are great ways to procrastinate. ;)
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2 pointsHappy Birthday to another great member and contributor of Cerb, jafo105, hope you enjoy your day!
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2 pointsCome enjoy a sensual massage by me in the west end today...Don't miss your chance and pre book now ;) ...5'2 long blonde hair...with natural 34Cs.... available from 11-7 XO Recos http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=124971&highlight=courtney
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2 pointsHAd round two with this fine nubile queen today...same great experience. She fucked my brains out! Left tired and satisfied. I'll see her again when she returns.
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2 pointsWelcome to cerb. I hope this works for you. Keep in mind though...it takes a lot more than loving sex to make a good SP. All the best to you & I hope you're around for a long time.
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2 pointsI love everything about cum shots...the more cum the better...love the feeling of cum squirting in my mouth...feeling the cock throbbing, pearl necklace, COB...and to hear a man cum...oh my! even hotter!!! so gents...let it out in every sense of the word! the only place i do not enjoy cum is on my face...IMO I feel its degrading...but that just me! ;)
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2 pointsCan someone please tell me to get off CERB and go pack a box...HAHA! I'm moving in a week. And what am I doing? Reading threads, nodding my head in appreciation, smiling, laughing all in a room that looks quite frankly like a tonrnado hit it. UGH! And still...here I am.... Somebody help!! Or better yet, somebody pack for me and I will keep reading then have a nap! :icon_lol:
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2 pointsHahaha .... Yes.... WestJet loves when I have a boner cause I ring dingle them and pop on over over the great lakes to Ottawa it seems lately ;) I need a plane !!! I shall name it "Boner"
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2 pointsIf I'm ever out Winnipeg way, I know who to call ;) Likewise, if you're ever in Toronto, you know who to call :)
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2 pointsWell as the saying goes, "beauty is in the eye of the beholder". What one find attractive and a turn on, others will not. You cant please everyone - so best to please ones self. Through the years I have had a variety of different styles and tried many options. When I did not show my face, I was topless in many photos, and as time went on all I got was people asking for face shots. When I came back into the biz, I decided for a new approach with showing my face and never being fully nude in any photos (i still get the emails asking for a nude shot) No matter what type of photos you take, someone will always ask for more. I find that if you are happy and confident with your photos you will attract the ones you wish to visit with.. There will always be tire kickers and photo stalkers, but as anything in life that is part of it.
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2 pointsLadies ad's are or should reveal part of their personality. Therefore my belief, is that the ad's that I review, are all written very well and certainly arouse my attention. All ladies do a excellent job of grabbing our attention. Continue on ladies! You've ALL sparked my interest.
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1 pointMy wife and I have a sexual fantasy of having a heterosexual threesome experience with another guy. My wife and I had an threesome with a women, (neighbor) who we are still friends with a number of years ago and its something we look back on fondly. Of course we talked in private before hand about rules and things she'd be uncomfortable with. So there were a few boundaries but hey, my wife wants to have a threesome with the hot girl next door...I'm not really in a position to negotiate and it was amazing. Anyway, I'd like to return the favor. And to be honest. Seeing my wife in ecstasy trying to fathom the excitement of a strange hot man sliding it into her as she explodes into an eruption of squirting wet heaven while I'm sliding it into her mouth doesn't sound so bad to me. Any suggestions how I could make this a reality. With our neighbor it was just right... the stars aligned and magic happened. I'm early 40's shes early 30's and both live clean healthy life styles and work out like champs. Thoughts appreciated.... Additional Comments: Is the special guy out there? Additional Comments: I should also note that although it would be convenient, I prefer not finding a guy through cerb but instead I want to consider opinions from the cerb comunity as to which avenue to take to make this a reality. She always says " we'll if we met the right guy". So now im taking it upon myself to secretly find that right guy. Maybe i can surprise her? She actually had a dream about this the other night and woke up super horny. She's sexy as hell, around 5'-0" 100 pounds. Really pretty youthful face( still gets id'd). On line dating site? Not sure. Opinions appreciate. Additional Comments: We're both respected professionals, have children and live a healthy lifestyle. Not sure if that has relevance here but there it is.
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1 pointHas anyone seen Kim on EC and/or BP? She'll only be here for 2 days next week and I have not been able to find much on her. She looks amazing. Thinking of TOFTT.
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1 pointThis is when you bring on SOAP week: Sexual Oral Anal Pleasures week and massage of course. Thankfully I know within a day of when I'm going to start to give a heads up to those who want more. Ending is a little trickier but I take that into consideration. It's all good but I wish Aunt Flo would have a little more consideration and stay for a shorter visit and leave when I want to kick her out. Nothing makes me crazier then not being able to get it on when I want!
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1 pointWelcome! Good luck with everything. I can't really give you better advice than some of these people here, so I'll share what they have to say. There is some useful information here to another new SP: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=130581 And a bit about setting up your Cerb album here: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=14414 A little about the business (specifically when it slows down, when/why): http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=33294 This one is directed towards men, but it may be useful to know what are the bullshit boundaries that you should never ever accommodate: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=12042 Stay safe, and have fun!
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1 pointI've got my departure date set for leaving Ottawa, 2 weeks left gentlemen!! The countdown is on and I won't be around much longer!! Come see me before I leave and let's make some memories!! I'm a model tall 5'10, a curvy woman's body that's got the perfect shape you've been looking for! I've got bright green eyes that will put you in a daze and a smile that'll melt you inside. A bubbly, sweet and perky personality that'll get you smiling and feeling amazing! I offer a sensual erotic massage, and am confident in fulfilling all your MA needs. I love to tease and please, and leave you with a smile on your face at the end of our time together..come see what it is you're missing out on! Call to book an appointment at 613-820-8887 and come in for an amazing sensual massage, slippery body slides and an ending you won't soon forget't soon forget! Schedule: Today until 3pm @ 1902 Robertson Road, 4pm-11pm @ 65 Bentley Friday 3:30pm-11pm @ 1902 Robertson Road Saturday 9am-4pm @ 1902 Robertson Road xxxoo Let's play while we can!
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1 pointTuesday Lexi 10-4 aka "Sexy Lexi" Jenna 10-4 aka "Jenna69" Taylor 11:30-4 aka "Taylor_xo" Nicky 3:30-11 aka "Nicky in Paradise" Jamie 3:30-11 aka "Jamie-xo" Charlie 3:30-11 aka "Traveling Charlie" Website for your convience with pics & schedule of ladies www.angelstouchmassage.ca 3 rooms, 3 sexy ladies on per shift! Private Dance shows available upon request! Click here to see NEW pics of room: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=3340 New Sexy Pics of our Hotties http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=52117 Full Body Relaxation Massage Single Massage: --------30 minutes $50. --------45 minutes $60. --------60 minutes $80. Couples Massage: 1 Attendant --------30 minute $60. --------45 minute $70. --------60 minute $90. Duo/Couples Massage:2 Attendants --------30 minute regular $100. on special for $80. --------45 minute regular $120. on special for $100. --------60 minute regular $160. on special for $130. ------HST included in prices. Longer Sessions available and @ Discretion of MA ------ Tips Accepted------ ATM on site------Spacious Rooms with Private Showers------ Jamie Discussions http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=104412 & http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=J&t=114727 Charlie Recommendation http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=138286
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1 pointAll depends where in England you lived....I call them my twig and berries, or because I'm actually Scottish I call it the caber! LOL My mate who is from Bradford, and yes I hold it against him, calls them his gentleman vegetables...just depends on where you are from.
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1 pointI've been meaning to buy a new cover for the loveseat in my boudoir, as there is a small stain on the side. Tonight, already heading to the west end and passing IKEA, with a few extra dollars in my wallet, I went to pick one up. Found the couch in the showroom, picked out the colour, wrote down the bin number. I then filled my IKEA bag with other various pillows, sheets, and cat toys, paid, came home. And D'OH!!!! No couch cover. TOtally forgot the one item I intended to go purchase. Ever had those moments? Like trying to put the milk away into the cupboard? It's funny how our brains work sometimes.
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1 pointDanica McKellar who played Winnie Cooper on The Wonder Years. She has gotten so hot now that she's older too.
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1 pointit does not matter to me what the lady is wearing. the only thing that matters is what she is like on the inside. the whole reason i do this is from interaction and having lovely talks and cuddles :)
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1 pointLadies providing pictures for us to see them is great. The photos of the ladies can be fully clothed or completely nude, or partially clothed (or nude, depending on how you look at it), as long as the lady is comfortable doing the photo. And just thrown out for discussion, the ladies truly do deserve our appreciation. They accept encounters with us sight unseen (hell if I posted pics of myself I'd likely get a lot of no shows LOL) yet they post photos of themselves on their websites, CERB and maybe elsewhere. They do this in the belief that it will generate clients. But there are those guys who never intend to book an encounter but just self gratify to those pictures. But as one of those gentleman who does look at the photos, I want you to know that at least for me, it works, in the sense it helped to generate a client, or will generate a client. And I'm one gentleman who does appreciate what you ladies do for us, including providing photos of yourself Hope that rambling makes sense RG
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1 pointHello Gentlemen, -My name is Maya,im a greek olive lol,tanned olive skin, 125lbs,5'3,long curly black hair,beautiful sultry eyes...easy going,funny:smile: -I can be a Really Naughty Freaky MA OR -Twisted..Kinky..Dominating MA - My prices are quite Reasonable -My services are nude..nude reverse..anal digits..anal daty and more..:wink: -Kink..spitting..golden showers..dominating..Protaste orgasms..slapping -If you have something u wanna try let me know! My weekly Schedule Mon-330-11pm Thrus 330-11pm Friday 330-11pm Sat 10-9pm Sunday 10-9pm Contact number: 613-274-7073 Upscale,Licensed,Private Showers,Free Parking,discreet location. **Toys Available upon Request** ----Je parle francais aussi---- Thank you for viewing my profile and hopefully ill meet you soon for some filthy fun Bisou,MAYA XOX __________________ __________________ __________________ __________________ __________________ __________________ Call Angel's Touch 613-274-7073 to book your sexy time
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1 pointWe will definitely need a bit more info on what you mean :) If it's simply an SP who takes the lead, makes sure there is no awkward dead time, a woman who can get the action started, I'd be willing to say every lady here fits the bill, as it's part of what we do :) However, if you're looking for control in the form of domination, that is something different, and there are some ladies on here who specialize in that type of play and I'm sure some gentlemen could help you find the right one for you :)
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1 pointI prefer semi-nude (topless) photos as personally I'm not a fan of breast enhancements so I do like to see the goods as it were. I also find semi-nude photo's ensures accuracy of body type. Peace MG
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1 pointNo doubt for me it's the Internet. We have come a long way since the National Capital Freenet era. I just could not imagine living without it now. Shopping on line, on-line banking, bill-payment, emailing, etc., and last, but not least, surfing and participating in this cerb community and hobbying will not be possible.
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1 pointI'm very relieved to know that dear friends in Calgary are high and dry, able to offer a home to others who have been displaced by the floods. Other good friends in Canmore are okay, working hard at an emergency shelter in a local church. I'm glad I don't live in southern Alberta, but thinking more about the Big Quake that's overdue here....
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1 pointBefore the members here get upset at you for some of your questions I am going to step in with some advise. You should probably spend some time reading past posts here as you would answer all your questions and not offend anyone. You will upset people here with comments like "Is it safe to go down on an SP or make out?". I assume by "Safe" your referring to STD/STI's and this is a silly question to ask that would be offensive to some. If you pick up a lady in a bar or a dating site or just in random it would be no less/more "SAFE" to go down on her. The fact that most SP's always use condoms for sex some would argue that it may statistically be safer but no one can back up claims. The truth of the mater is that anyone can have a STD/STI at any time and not even know it themselves. Educate yourself from HEALTH sites and know your risks (This is a general rule for life). Also, remember that SP's are not looking for "Friends outside of the business" sure it happens at times but don't every expect it. They are running business's and most people like to keep personal lives out of this line of work.
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1 pointI am sorry to hear about your situation. I had a relationship with a lovely girl that was everything to me. She was bright, sexy, and the sweetest human being I have ever met. She took ill, and after a 8 month battle passed on from C.M.L. (chronic myelogenous leukemia). After 6-7 months she wouldn't let me visit her anymore in the hospital. I had to yahoo messenger/phone communicate with her. She didn't want me to remember her as a sickly pale balding woman, but as the vivacious girl who would hide on me and tackle me, prompting a hysterical playfight. I am still angry about her not allowing me to visit her. My duty as I see it, as her man, was to be by her side. This was many years ago, and I still miss her everyday. I often say "goodnight" to her as I climb into bed. I hope that's not too weird... I do not know what illness is interfering with your relationship. I hope I am not overstepping to say forgive her. Illness can really change a person, and it is against their will. You asked does it get better. Yes. The sharpness of the pain subsides somewhat, but you will never forget.... I wish you and your wife all the best and I hope you can be happy again.
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1 pointI normally do not read the ads on here but Sacha's always crack me up when I read them.
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1 pointHave to admit, I enjoy seeing the ladies come up with unique and creative ads and subject lines. A few off the top of my head are .... SaraMQ - our resident Sexual Superhero Cleo Catra - a sexy kitten who loves to purr KennidiKummings - a naughty MA, always has a funny subject line. EmilyJ - loves cock and loves to tell us about it There are so many many more, these ladies keep things interesting. Imagine how creative they are in person. :wink:
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1 pointI had to remove a thread tonight and I am very upset that people are posting crap like this. Some idiot PM'd one of the members claiming that one of the local girls has aids. The member posted this along with other nonsense. Why he felt it was necessary to start a thread like this I will never know but I am done with people trying to slander other peoples reputations. If your too stupid to realize a PM or POST like this is just slanderous and made by either a jealous competitor, ex-boyfriend or drunken idiot trying to cause a problems then let me help you out by telling you first hand that you should just delete the PM and report the user name to me so we can get rid of the trolls! If you feel the need to accuse someone of such a thing publicly do it elsewhere as I don't care to slander anyone on this site and as long as I am moderator of this site I will NOT tolerate it from anyone else here! I will shut down the board before I allow that to happen so if you enjoy the site please respect this policy and rule.
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