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Honestly for me, there are no right or wrong "words", there are right and wrong PEOPLE. With some people you know that whatever dirty word comes out of their mouth, they mean it in the most respectful, caring and lusty way possible. It's a compliment. That's when I love terms like slut or w***e or whatever. Then there are those that can make even the nicest word seem dirty and I'm not talking in a sexy way. They can make words like beautiful or sweet sound like derogatory comments. Words do have many different meanings but it's the thought, emotions and intent behind the words that give them true power!

Meh. Letters put together to phrase words really mean very little to me. Meanings, intentions and context can sometimes be more important, but I, personally try not to dwell on things like that. There is bigger things to worry about in the world that word choice. Especially in the heat of the moment, I would prefer to focus on other things than getting my panties in a knot over words. I like all dirty words. :) Even the C word (it is censored here) is good to go with me. It's fun to say and get a reaction from people too. Hehe :) Whore. Bitch. Slut. If someone is a good person with good intentions, and it's all in good fun, I wouldn't worry too much and use what is natural and comfortable for you. The overly politically correct people who overreact about these things and get huffy are their own worst enemy. This is just my own personal view on the subject, many others likely feel differently.

My home is filled with spirits. I see and hear them all the time. Many times I will come home and find my kitchen taps on, hey cats can't do this so I can only assume its my friendly spirits messing with my mind. Spirits like to make themselves known and they go to all lengths to be noticed. I have seen and heard this all my life and to me its like ever day people that come and go, some I know and others I don't. My father is my constant guide, he warns me of impending danger and when I see him I definitely pay attention.

Awesome thread Michaella! And thank you for the mention Peachy! I love everyone else's replies so far as well. :) I had a feeling that would be the response, and it makes me happy. This is indeed a topic close to my heart. I have posted on my blog several times about loving our vulvas the way they are. Genital healing is very important to having a positive sexuality, which in turn, as women, is vital to our overall self-worth. I can definitely relate to a lot of things you said. When I was a teenager I was also self conscious about my labia, and at one point thought my lips were longer because I masturbated too much! LOL. I also had a boyfriend who told me they were too long (And this was at 22!) I'm sure all those little boys who made girls feel shitty about their vulvas always felt awesome about their cock and balls too, right? My issue was never something that held me back or I took too seriously, but it was something that I was conscious of for a long time. The Wall of Vulva: Real women's vulva casts! Our faces all look different, so why should our pussies all look the same? Wouldn't that be boring? By "text book" pussy, that little boy really meant "porno pussy". The last few decades of mainstream porn were pretty much exclusively shaved pussies with minimal lips and tiny, barely visible clits. The only thing I can come up with of why porn producers thought this was what the average porn user wanted to see is because of our society's obsession with youth, and trying to show pussies that look like young girls, rather than grown women. Shitty mainstream porn also damaged many men's self esteem with the types of cocks that are generally cast - huge and always circumcised. Anyways, a generation or two of men grew up thinking that was what all vulvas looked like before they actually had the chance to explore, because that is where they saw the most pussy. Sex education still doesn't properly cover these things. On the bright, with the popularity of amateur pornography and the internet, it seems that there is more variety of vulvas out there for people to see, and people have a better appreciation of the variety of vulvas that are really out there. I can happily and proudly say that today, I absolutely love my vulva just the way it is. And my feelings about it have only gotten better since I started escorting. I have never been complimented so much on my bits. There isn't a thing I would change about my labia, clit, hood, or hole! They all make me feel good, and that is what really matters. Keeping clean is one thing, but it is entirely possible to over-cleanse the vagina. It is supposed to have a natural scent! Women need to accept this... and consider that most men actually love and crave this delicious natural pussy scent! Douching and using all those products they sell at the drugstore actually causes infections by throwing off the natural balance of flora in the vagina. Those companies (like all companies that sell "beauty" products) prey on self conscious women to hawk their crap. It is very sad that so many women avoid and deny themselves the sexual pleasure that they deserve because they have been conditioned to be ashamed of their parts. This sexual anxiety causes dysfunction and it also a main reason why so many women can't let go and have trouble achieving orgasm during sex. I watched a documentary recently called The Perfect Vagina, which deals with this subject and delves into the labiaplasty phenomenon. It even shows an actual surgery being done on a lovely young woman with a beautiful pussy. They also talk about "Vulva show-and-tells", in which the idea is that a small group of women who are dealing with genital shame get together and show each other their pussies and talk about it. It can be incredibly healing for women to realize that they are not alone in how they feel, and to actually see other vulvas in real life. They realize that they really don't all look like the ones they saw in porn, and they come in all shapes, colours and sizes. If we think about it, I would say that the CERB men are a good sample of the average sexually active man, and we often see threads about guys looking for "large labia and clits". More to play with, lick and suck on! Love your genitals!! :) Range of vulva sketches. Check out "The Snackbar".

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I have spirits in my house but they are friendly ones. I notice the cats when their eyes will roam as if someone is walking across the room and often times will chase whoever it is. I often sense a presence around me of 2 or 3 people. My cat died in my house last year so he has been around for the last year or so. My orange cat who taunted him in old age is probably getting the tables turned on him now. A few people have witnessed that. Other people are those who have passed on in my family who I was very close to. My mother is a psychic and she has done many readings for people and were amazed what she picked up on so I believe she has passed some of her talent onto me. She is sometimes like that Long Island Medium woman and when she is conversing with someone, she will start reading them. She once did it to a mechanic at a dealership when she took her car in. The predictions she's made over the years still startle me. Myself, I am not as psychic as she is but I am able to pick up vibes from people and consider myself a spiritual person. I consider this a valuable tool in my business. What I find what happens the most to me is I can predict what regular clients are going to call me in the week. I feel I can connect telepathically with people. What's really scary is I can think of a client I haven't seen in years and a day or two later, they call me. There was one day I was test driving a new car at a dealership. The sales person and I took it out on the highway and earlier in the day I was thinking of a client I hadn't seen in a couple of years ( who lives in Southern Ontario) wondering what had ever became of him. We stopped at a gas station to turn around and who is there filling up gas in their car? It's the same client I had thought of earlier in the day! I've had that happen a couple of times. Another time I was on first class flight from Atlanta to LA. I was with someone who I spent a lot of time travelling with and we were reminiscing about a time we were in Tennessee and went to this horrible movie with Ben Affleck in it. We wanted to go to another movie but it was sold out at the time. So we're there waiting for the plane to take off and I have one of those tabloid magazines that I was reading and again there is Ben Affleck in it. Still waiting for the plan to take off and across the aisle some tall guy walks by and I happened to be admiriing the travel bag he had in his hand. I look away and when I look back again as he sits down, who is sitting over there? Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner! Myself and the person I was travelling with were both star struck the whole way out there. lol. My sister who I no longer speak to thinks I'm a witch. Actually she follows me here on Cerb too! lol. We had gotten into a fight years ago when she had a brand new car and I said something mean to her about her car ( saying something like she would drive it into a ditch or whatever) and two days later, a carport fell on top of her car. I was forever blamed.lol. She thinks I have the ability to put a curse on someone. I don't think I have the capability to do this and I wouldn't want to because it can come back to haunt you. The same thing like when you use a ouija board. When someone wrongs me, I don't take revenge. I let karma handle it. And boy does karma ever handle it! I've seen this a couple of times.

I was one of the sp's you contacted and had told you as long as you called in advance to book the appointment it shouldn't be a problem. Not sure if your looking for an sp who books by pm, but many don't as their is no proof of your sex, character or whether you are sober. Perhaps contacting the ladies the way that is suggested in their ads might help.

Like when you are thinking or talking about someone and they show up/call/text. When you are about to call/text/email someone and one second before you do, they do first. Or when you open your work email and your manager has emailed you *again* but it was positive feedback :bigclap:, telling you to have a nice weekend or add a :icon_biggrin:- this is freaky and an unexplainable WTF then promptly shared with your co-workers. When a brilliant idea or invention crosses your mind and in the very near future you see an add for a new product that you swear was your idea. When you turn on the news, listen, then comment out loud then they say the exact same thing or you were just having a conversation that day on the same topic. I went to home Depot with a friend from my grade 6 class, met up with a class mate that worked there then ran into another on the way out that just so happened to be visiting Ottawa that weekend?? 4 grade 6 classmates in the same Home Depot, Since when? When someone get's pregnant, all of a sudden babies and pregnant woman are everywhere. How did I tune them out some much before, did I just not notice or is everyone having a baby?

Emil and olderguy have it right! Think about it for a minute, guys and girls too, there is NOTHING sexier than the smell of a vagina, so much it is the scent of a woman, I'm not talking about overwashed or perfumed or god forbid musky smell, I mean just natural scent of a vagina!!! Ladies, you have nothing to be ashamed of in this regard, we worship your 'private parts dowm south'. Thank you for being you!! :)

I believe your mother in entirely correct. Sometimes if we are not ready to see our spirits and guides they will be creative and show themselves in a way we are able to see and connect. Dreams are exactly our loved ones visiting us. My father was ill for some time before his transition. Now when he presents himself to me , he is young and healthy. I know he was very frustrated with illness and now in spirit he has overcome that and I always smile when I see his creative ways.

I am extremely intuitive and have always been able to sense when something good or bad is going to happen and like Katherine, I have had many spiritual encounters.An example: when I was a kid, down the street from my home was a corner store, which we frequented often, mostly for our daily supply of candy. This particular day, on my way there I was being told not to go, to stay away, which I did, not minutes after that feeling was a very bad car accident. No one died but had anyone been walking in that vicinity they would have ! However throughout my life I've seldom mentioned it, and have often been caused to question myself, as many will want to make you feel crazy and disbelieve if you do. Things happen for a reason and we are all given signs for many reasons. Being able to decipher them is a gift and can be a very good way to protect yourself from possible harm. Although I don't usually see people as being good, I believe that humans are initially bad with some good traits, I am a positive person, keeping good energy around me. Energy attracts and this too can be a protectant from harm and evil doers.

I'm not religious but I am spiritual. There is so much around us that is waiting to be noticed. My mantra is "believe to see" because if you can't believe in something being possible, you will never see it. We have guides and spirits around us all the time mostly to help. You can always ask them for guidance. Dreams are the one place where everyone is open so visits are much easier there. I have Scottish blood in me as well and there is still so much to learn!

I LOVE VAGINAS! That's it! VAGINA! VAGINA! VAGINA! Easily my favourite thing ever! Way to go ladies!

Very true! :) Ha ha... reminds me of this...

Lamb. Only slightly charred, with rosemary and garlic. I like my meat raw! ;)

Considering my avatar of a cartoon fisherman and Tracie's post, I'm leery of saying this LOL but I like Emiafish for his contributions to this community. Emiafish is one of the reasons why CERB is such a good board RG

Ohh...having to pick just one from that list is difficult, I'd have to think about it (not an unpleasant prospect). Problem is my answer could so easily be different hour to hour. Hell, even a single encounter is usually best when a few of those combine. I suppose "all of the above" is too easy an out?

Hmmm I wonder who would have told you that? It was $10 the last time I looked. Your orientation when you join may be close to $200, but that also includes a session.

Is this a service that could be offered by our lovely Cerb ladies? Watch the link and lets continue the discussion... Additional Comments: I for one would be very interested in this service....:icon_biggrin:

Canada being explained to Americans by Tom Brokaw http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bV_041oYDjg RG

wild thing, I don't think anyone disputes the notion that the ladies have the right to choose who they will or won't see as clients. This issue has come up many times on many boards, and, while it is controversial, the consensus is that it's probably better for the ladies to state their ethnic restrictions up front than to humiliate someone when they arrive at the door or play stupid games. I once went to a Toronto incall lady's apartment, and she told me that she always looked through the peephole before opening the door (nothing wrong with that), and if the client was black or East Indian, she pretended not to be home. That's just bullshit! Also, you should read the other thread on CERB, as well as the threads on the other board before being too vigorous in your defence of her rights. There's way more to Chanal Coco than her ethnic restrictions. That's all I can say on this board, because we are required to be "nice" at all times.

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I do not fare as well as I would or should. But I do make some effort. Drink lots of water? Yes. Every day. Eight glasses plus... eat properly? Most of the time. I limit myself to restaurant and take out food to two or three times a month. eating organic foods? At least once a day. I also eat lean and extra lean meats. exercise? Not as often as I should or would like. No excuse here. lots of sleep? Yes. Plus an afternoon nap. yoga? Only when I am in the hospital. keeping a positive outlook? Live one day at a time. having a purpose? having a home that is toxin free? I think it is.

As someone who love to explore a vagina thank god that they come in different shapes and sizes. Never even occurred to me that woman would be self conchence about there vagina but honest nothing better when there is a bit more to explore, so ladies don't be self conchence about it just be happy and show away

Maybe I'm naive or hypocritical, but never did I ever for one second think a woman may have insecurities about their vaginas. Yet here I know for fact that there are guys like myself, that have there own insecurities with their man part at one point or another. So I suppose it shouldn't be different for woman, why I never thought there were woman out there, that felt this is beyond me. I can say quite honestly I have had some insecurity with my manhood, is it big enough, is it thick enough heck can I hit her g-spot with it? Should I trim it or shave it off and suffer ingrowned hair? Do I dare wax it? Heck I sweat a lot down there, does it stink? I guess this is why I practice oral so much:) satisfy a woman with my tongue no need to worry, takes the pressure of the other guy. Now logically if there is no two penis the same why should there be two pussy the same. I can say quite proudly I love pussy, the feel, the texture, the taste and look of pussy. Quite frankly I don't understand how someone can be prejudice towards one, it make you unique, its your own. To compare them to other would be like try to compare two different people's finger prints they may each have similarity or complete opposites. I don't think there should be anything to be ashamed of.

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Kind of shocked by this thread. I never knew women felt like this! My handle is "olderguy" and as a result I've seen (HAPPILY) my fair share of female vaginal flowers (I wish I could say not many, but I'm afraid its been more than a few) over my 58 years. I've never seen 2 that looked the same. I've never seen 2 that tasted the same. I've never encountered 2 that had the same fragrance. I have always reveled in that fact! When I lower myself down to orally enjoy a woman's charms, I am always enthralled with the fact that it is a unique experience because the vaginal zone I'm visiting, is completely unique - the look, the taste, the smell, the texture, it's length, the size of the mound.., the way it responds....It is an adventure! It's just so damn special because it is (to me anyway) as unique as a persons fingerprint. Never seen two labia the same, never seen two vulvas the same, never seen two clits the same..... I could go on and on. Point is, I hope the ladies reading this realize that your unique difference "down there" is a wonderful thing. I long ago figured out that I spent the first 10 months of my life trying to get out of the vagina (face first I might add) and I've spent the next 57 years 2 months trying to get back in the vagina (NOT THE SAME ONE!!). Often face first I might add! If a lady compliments our manhood - we believe you! Trust me when I say we worship the fact that every single lady is a little different in the presentation of her womanhood. :)

Realizing that the most I market myself as my "true" self the more I receive inquiries, people telling me that they love my passion etc. Silliness, awkwardness, love for travel and love of humping FTW!

I actually have no shame about my vagina and its appearance. Not only do I love the way it looks ( it is voluptuous too :) ), but I have also been told by many men that I have a beautiful pussy. Their words, not mine ;)

Roamingguy is awesome inside and out with a beautiful heart. He also posts some fantastic music in the variation thread that I MUST listen to after reading although I do feel I'm missing the secret club stuff going on there now! lol. Honestly RG, you're lovely!! *muah*

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There is an upcoming weekend tour of two ladies both 23+ weeks. Watch for the ad :)

Back in the 90s they planned to expand to the ground level, where the laundromat was. They built rooms like EB with tubs and showers, the works. Someone who saw it said it was very nice, a rival for EB/TO. God knows how much it cost. Then they never got their licence or zoning. I can't remember for sure but I think it was open for a few days, maybe even hours, and then ordered to close. The owner said it was approved, the city said it wasn't. My opinion is it had been approved, but the city caved in to the political-correctness lobby. Glen Murray would throw anyone under a bus to get votes. So maybe the owners have decided, to hell with it, no more investing after that debacle. It would be great if competition opened up but the city won't allow it. The powers that be want to appear pious and squeaky clean...notwithstanding crooked fire hall deals all over the place, conflicts of interest, etc etc.

Friday afternoon, Talia (very sensual and vocal in tw CR), Jordan, Adrea (amazing natural breasts and loves tequila shots), Brandy (three months in, she's 100 times better in the CR - keep up the good work!), Courtney (wow), Chelsea, Daliza, Gia (legs go on for days), Sasha, two other gorgeous ladies and a couple new girls I haven't seen. Enjoy!

Oh, bugger. I was hoping that looking at porn and kitties all day would make me part of the 1%. Is that not how it works? One day, I'll get the really BIG chair, all to myself...

A nice warm embrace, a heartfelt hug followed by some sensual dfk's...mmmmm..., that's a great start to an awesome encounter!

Hey Empty, Just a suggestion here, but have a look at Social Groups and spend some time on the Oral section (& others) and check out the facial shots and mini videos. It great research time well spent.

I don't mean to hijack this thread, and for that, I apologize Empty83. I simply wanted to address this concern by RyleeLove. Rylee, everyone practices safer sex differently, and we (at least I hope I can speak collectively here) do not tolerate judgment about these types of practices on CERB. The only safe sex is no sex at all, which isn't very fun. That being said, people (be they SPs or not) make educated decisions about their sexual health and evaluate risk based on a huge array of factors. Is it possible to get an STI from unprotected oral sex? Yes. However, the statistics are incredibly low, and there are various things people can do to mitigate that risk. It's definitely not a safe sex nono. It might be for you, but not for all. In terms of the original question, I find it very sexy when a partner achieves orgasm, no matter how that happens :) Personally, I don't offer some of the acronyms listed there, but it's definitely hot to see both men and women orgasm.

If Annessa is travelling down that way, you will be in for a treat.... she is one of the most beautiful women I have EVER met.

Wow, I never really thought about it being inconsiderate that I might be getting pleasure.....The body is designed to have pleasure. We can't help how our body responds. Yes, with some guys, the pleasure can be mind blowing and with others fantastic. I have found so many woman that can't achieve pleasure. I ask them if they ever masturbate. They cringe and say they can't stand touching themselves. I always suggest water pressure, or a vibrator to get them started. If they can't self pleasure, then it would be difficult to receive pleasure from someone else. I couldn't get through life without self pleasuring. Even with a skilled partner, sometimes your own touch is what is needed to get to the next level of satisfaction. I do get greedy sometimes if daty is very good and will keep him down there longer if I am really enjoying myself. Other times, I have to say ok, she's good, lets concentrate on you now. Yes, getting to know each other really helps to achieve the full satisfaction. Enjoy, don't feel guilty and of course enjoy some more. That's one of the main reasons I do this. I love sex and how it makes me feel.