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I find that oftentimes when I sit down to start a post on CERB its often an emotional post. So here it is... Sometimes like the rest of the amazing SP's here, my positivity slips. I am nothing short of human, and sometimes the scales of balance of me and Jade are no where near equal. Sometimes my alter ego is the stronger of the two, able to give and receive pleasure and drown in that, and it feels so good, other times, my life slips in and every emotion flashes on Jade's face. Be it worry or sadness. Other times we are balanced perfectly. And happiness shines on both of our faces. I often wonder if people realize the life of an SP requires 2 lives to balance in one mind and one body. The joys, the triumphs, the worries, the laughter , the ups, the downs, To please. All of the things we experience in our personal lives, often we experience at the same time different ups and downs that affect our alter egos. I can only speak for myself when I say that no matter how hard you try, our lives within ourselves cross paths. Good and bad. Both have benefits to the other as well, I am naturally sensual, I LOVE skin, the feel of it, the smell, the texture, Long slow kisses and seduction, that benefits Jade, as does my easygoing nature and ability to talk to people and make them feel comfortable. To please. She has taught me that everyone has a story, and not just to listen, but truly hear. To be stronger, to draw my own line as to whats acceptable behavior, she's ironically taught me self respect. I'm not sure why I started this post, perhaps because I find with so much going on in my life, I feel as though right now the scales of balance are tipped and find my emotions flashing clearly on Jade's face. Try as I might to avoid that, it reminds me that Im two people in one body, today the paths have crossed and that its ok to be gentle with both, after all I might be two people, but they are both human. And ultimately because it always does. The balance will return. Thoughts for the day. J xoxo

I go to the sexual health clinic about every 6 months. I like to post when I go on my profile page. I think it is a good way to promote it and to let all the women I spend time with know I care about myself and about them.

Once, about three years ago, I got an email from a client saying he'd gotten chlamydia and just to be safe I should get tested. I didn't have anything, but I appreciated the email. If you're adult enough to be fucking, and adult enough to get tested, then I think we should all be adult enough to inform our partners if we've caught something.

Hi everyone, This is my first post EVER, I know its a touchy subject but lets be real, and not shy away from it. I am a hobbiest, and Love and respect women of all walks of life. I have a free conscious, of knowing I would not want to harm anyone. I get tested regular, even though I'm always safe, but never know, how does everyone else feel about this????

I too am tested often, its all our responsibility to make sure we are healthy while providing and hobbying. But it boils down to self respect. If you respect yourself you'll take care of your health to your best ability and you'll be respecful and thoughtful of others as well.

That is not true, with any credit card purchase you can dispute the transaction up to 6 months (some allow 12 months) from the time it was taken from your card and 9/10 - many people have been burnt from this. I strongly advise the ladies never to accept CC's ... especially online.

You Emia "I'm coming" Your partner "pull the cord" You "Fuck ya I am coming" Her "PULL THE CORD !" You " Oh ya baby I am coming NOW" Her "PULL THE FUCKING CORD FISHY !!! " ;)

Perhaps a better approach for us as clients is to say something about your own status, along the lines of, "I just wanted you to know that I was just at the clinic last month for a test and I always practice safe sex so I should be clean." That kind of opens the door for the conversation. Then maybe you could then follow up with a "how often do you go?" or something non-judgemental that doesn't imply anything. Yes, we can probably assume all the ladies on here are diligent but I think some clients just might want the warm fuzzy feeling from having the discussion.

Naked tandem parachute free fall. We don't pull the cord till we both get off, kinda like eagles mating. Though I admit the probability of faking an orgasm increases exponentially as the ground rushes towards us. :icon_eek:

I love these!

Thank you, Brad! I just tried it out and instead of having 52 characters for my ad link, it cut it down to 26. Pretty good for posting ad links in the shout box! The only downfall is that the http is http://www.tinyurl.com/a-random-number instead of http://www.cerb.ca/your-ad-number.

Get your point, its about professional courtesy. You are talkin about the business end of this world and I'm trackin. But...... Maybe they are on the fence.....and a little MOJO will bring them to your side?....lol May I offer an alternative opinion? You contacted them because something "tweaked" your interest..go with it... MA..SP its all about walking out at the end of the session and being in a great mood, the most considerate driver in Ottawa (and that says something..). Are you walkin down the street afterward with all the H A T E gone? How do you define this feeling in the business relationship? Think about "WHY" you contact someone................." For some of us (unless I am alone...and nuts?) the offer of FS or MA is secondary to being drawn by the pics/narrative/feel of the post/info. The welcome, the banter, the complete experience. I look at smokin hot pics...read banter that makes me laugh...review her posts that made me go "ohhhh yeeeea" and then turn the page because I was lookin for SP and she is only MA? I"m NOT. I Challenge anyone to book in w/Claire H and complain "but its just MA" (not that there is any question about what she offers..this is a philosophical question...and anyone who has seen her will get what I am sayin)....its not going to happen dudes...or...if you book in w/Cleo and never get past the F before service (again no doubt, she is everything that is "good" about this world) but left so contented/calm/happy....for the record....could not resist nor hold on her charm....and felt I got a deal and dancin in the rain afterward! (OK, walking with a huge smile on my face) Sometimes we get too hug up on the social contract and not enough on the "connection". Yea its business but no one repeats if its a robot dance. It's the summer everyone....lets enjoy it and ourselves. Sorry....its been a really good day. Lets try something tonight...all you ladies (dudes if you are so inclined....not judging here) post your pic and 5 sentences that will freak us out....nothing about FS or MA....and all us hobbyists lets just focus on the pics...the narrative and forget the "repertoire"....then we hook up and for once lets "roll" with it. Half of us (probably more) will end up w/an MA experience by SP's and dance in the rain...(Ok...over the top...how about letting someone change lanes for once...lol) All of you stop looking at me like I'm going to start on F I R E! This could be our CERB Flash MOB...

This is just my idea but I'd hate to think I was on someone's CC gathering interest. Maybe start a little private slush fund and then treat yourself when an interesting lady visits your area. :)

A read of the lady's profile will tell you if she is a SP or MA, and if not from her profile then her website (most ladies have them) will tell you if she is a SP or MA Really what's the concern if a lady has your phone number anyway? Everyone should have a cell phone devoted just to this lifestyle if they have a shared family phone. That way no wife will find out about phone calls. If single like me my phone for this lifestyle is also my home phone and cell phone. And I'm certainly not concerned if an SP or MA knows my phone number. And no gentleman really has reason to be concerned if a lady knows his phone number RG

Mod is absolutely correct. Instead, what you could do is take advantage of electronic money email transfers. It works like a charm too! If you don't know how, have a look at this thread.

A helpful and easy to use site for those worried about a link making their post too long: http://tinyurl.com/ The above is a simple page where you can paste any link into a box and it will provide you with a much shorter link you can use instead.

Thursday, an excuse to bugger off on Friday and then it's the weekend! lol.

With a fluctuating schedule I can make most nights work! :) Keep me posted on the dates, see you all there!! Kisses Tiff XoX

On Twitter there was a little chatter about how some men ruin things for women that work hard to get ahead in today's world and advancement for women are held back simply because of the male/female ego crap. I know quite a few women in today's business that have done extremely well for themselves in their own business, and I mean on their own (no partnership). The other night I was invited out for dinner with a lady who is very successful and she requested only once, to pick up the tab for dinner, and I said sure, as I really like a ambitious lady that has done well for herself and I think of her as a equal in today's world (men Vs women) which is all about equality. She said thanks and that she gets that crap where guys would say...no..no let me get it. Women that work in some trades, such as construction,automotive repair,high tech,military or they own their own business, or work within companies,or work within the government. I'm not talking about Service Providers, is this general discussion, I'm talking about in our real lives women that you know that have busted their ass to get where they are today. So lets be honest when replying to this thread, 1- if you're a gentleman does it bother you that knowing a lady can do your job just as well as you can? 2- Would you allow her to pick up your tab for dinner? 3- Do you know a lot of successful business women? 4- Does a successful business woman scare you about your job security or she may advance more quickly then you? 5- Or ladies, that are here do you know a lot very successful women in business, or successful within a company? I'm all for equality, equal pay for equal work, and I'm so pleased to know some very successful business women that I can associate with in my every day dealings in my business. In actual fact it really turns me on knowing these successful women that I know through association, and I can say that I'm very very pleased for them getting where they deserve in today's world. I'm sure on the other hand we know some many ladies that have been overlooked because of the gender attitude. Do you feel that in 2013 things are the same, or getting better???

Thanks MP. Unfortunately gender bias is still a very real issue but those who believe it are certainly stuck in the past.

Small Town Nova Scotia ; I live on a Horse Farm ;I leave the keys in my vehicles including my tractor , I dont lock my door , I have 4 dogs all happy and they can just be in and out all day with no supervision . I can pee in my yard and skinny dip in the pool or light a big fire and no one can see me !!! I can get pizza ; donairs ; liquor ; gourmet food , high speed internet , 45 minutes to the airport , i can go fishing , boating , golfing , skiing , all within 5 minutes !!! My place is huge and my taxes are small. Our East coast music is the best , There are lots of hot chicks and beautiful and friendly SP's , why would I move anywhere else ????

I think that's a wonderful approach. For me, the reason the question can get my back up, is because it's asked with no disclosure from the man asking. So it's like... there's an implied assumption that I may have something, but of course, no possibility he might. So asking in the way you suggest would completely alleviate that negativity, and instead turn it into a rational conversation between two people talking about sex. I like it :D

I admit I think I live in a bit of a cloud when it comes to this. I get tested every two months, and assume everyone knows that, and I also assume my clients get tested (although not as regularly). I completely assume that because of my reputation on here, clients will know I am a responsible, smart, healthy provider, and therefore, of course I get tested, and only engage in covered intercourse. If someone tells me they want to book, but first want to know if I'm 'clean', or 'do you get tested', I can sometimes take offence to that. I once said to someone 'I wouldn't advertise on here if I was selling dirty sex, and I would never ask a client when he'd last been tested', or something like that. I admit that was an over-reaction, but... well, it WAS my reaction. I do think it's something people should be able to talk about on here, but my advice is be careful if approaching a provider before an encounter. I know I'm not the only one who can have, and has had, the above reaction to that question. We work hard to show you who we are, and we work hard to provide our clients with safe and professional service. Sexual health is of the utmost importance - so we can get offended if you question that. We are human. Now, I know some gentlemen may think 'What's the big deal, we should be able to ask that'. But the only answer I can give is... well that was my honest reaction to that question. Overreaction? Maybe. But honest reaction? Yes.

I love Old Dog !! No not really was just kidding there ...... but he beat me to it on the Penelope thing the fucker..... Good guy though...... wears orange glasses. I LOVE Penelope though .... she knows that !!!!! grrrrr baby GRRRRRRR K I am done now..................... PS..... Old Dog is a good Dog and takes care of his friends always !

If really are short of funds and want to use a credit card, you could always get a cash advance. This would solve the disputing issue.

Like Midnite-Massage mentioned in her post, MAs who advertise extras are required, by CERB rules, to advertise in the SP section. For the OP- Have a look at the lady's description on the top right of her post before calling. It will usually let you know if she is an MA or an SP. ________________________________________________ Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Ottawa Posts: 905 I am a MA Thanks: 462 Thanked 589 Times in 307 Posts _______________________________________________ If you don't feel comfortable calling because "she has your number" then a simple PM might do the trick instead.

Hmmmmm.... socials.... never been.... Okay... twist my arm..... Thursday works the bestest!!!!

Any night works But I rather a Thursday.. I usually go to do my workouts at the Gym very early on Thursday Morning...' I dont wanna be hang over.. LOL To be honest I feel weird going out on wednesdays.., what a Party pooper I am LOL And yes count me in! for sure Looking forward to seeing some old friends and making new ones xoxoxo V

There's an easy fix for this: On the main page, click on Quick Links->Subscribed Threads This will list all your subscriptions. If you wish to cancel email notification for all of your subscribed threads, all you need do is to click the box at the head of the table right next to the Notification header, and then at the bottom of the page, there is a box titled 'Selected Threads', in this box choose 'No email notification' and hit 'Go'. You will no longer receive any emails! Hope that helps! FR Additional Comments: It looks like someone has beat me to it. :) Glad to hear your dilemma has been sorted out. And, for the record, I also vote against the removal of this great feature that most boards have. FR

Right. After an hour of rubbing your smelly saggy body, I'm sure she eagerly welled up with excitement when she realized that she now had the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to wipe up the scummy remains of your "visit".. ..what a class act..

I can't sleep so I'll answer your question ;) I always send a thank you note to the gentleman I have spent time with after an encounter. Sometimes I am not fast enough in sending my thank you email and my gentleman beats me to it. Does it annoy me when I see a thank you note in my inbox? Absolutely not because I love reading those special notes :)

Wow. This is a fascinating thread. I have to say that I'm kind of surprised that some girls feel this way about their vaginas. You ladies own one of the most powerful forces in the universe. It has the power to make strong men turn to jello at the mere suggestion of a chance to see, smell our perhaps even taste it. Ours is not to question it's appearance, (that would be like questioning ones own god), but to bow down in appreciation of any willingness you may have to let us share it with you. To all of the ladies who have graced me with even the briefest if visits with your wonderful vaginas, thank you. You have honored me.

Sometimes in life you just get lucky... That is how i feel about meeting Ms. Savannah Lane. Over the last 3 weeks i have had the pleasure to be in Savannah's company twice the first time for an hour and a half and the second for two hours. On both occasions i left her feeling extremely relaxed and satisfied but knowing that i had to see her again. When I first stumbled across her ad on the NLAdultclassified website I have to admit I thought it was another of the many well written SP ads that promises more than just great sex... "an experience" I read how she wanted to connect with her clients before and after the appointments and thought boy she certainly knows how to sell it ...but being the sucker i am for a beautiful woman...and a bit of a pervert.. I sent her a text. That first text started a back and forth chat over a couple of days that made me all the more interested n meeting this wonderful lady... so we agreed on meeting date a few days later (unfortunately for us guys she is only available on Fridays and Mondays). Each day in between we chatted and she sent me some wonderful pictures that made me even more interested in meeting her. For our first meeting we agreed to meet for a half hour coffee meeting just to see if we wanted to take this further, On the way to the meeting she texted my a beautiful pic of what she was wearing but when she opened the hotel room door... wow the pictures did not do her justice.... tall sexy and inviting. We hugged and kissed and I just knew this was going to be a great afternoon. We sat and chatted ...she is not only beautiful but articulate and smart in no time I felt like I was with a friend i had known for ever... only difference was she was drop dead gorgeous. We quickly extended our time and moved to the bed.... while i was already impressed by this lady... all I can say is that once we were on the bed... she quickly showed me that she knew her body and exactly how to make a man feel the passion and intensity that she brings to her time with you. Before I knew it our time was up but i knew that i would have to see this wonderful lady again so we scheduled a second longer meeting for the next week. Each day for the next week we chatted and shared pictures... this lady is not kidding when she says she wants to have a relationship with her clients .. and that by connecting with them it intensifies the time they spend together. Our second meeting was even more exciting and enjoyable then the first and I look forward our next meeting in 2 weeks. This lady is exactly what she says in her ads... Passionate, Intense... seductive...with a body that just wonderful... you will enjoy every minute in her presence. She truly is a BREATH of fresh air.

Hello everyone! Its already July, and the Ottawa September social is already about 2 months away (time will fly). I wanted to take the opportunity to seek out some input on the matter. While the September social will be held at new location, traditionally, the socials have been held on Thursday nights. I wanted to know if it would be worthwhile to break with tradition, and hold it on another night? So, should the next social still be held on a Thursday night or, alternatively, be held on say, a Wednesday night? Also, some of the dates currently being looked at would be the 4th or 5th of September (Labour Day being the 2nd), or on the third week of September, either the 18th or the 19th of September. Your thoughts on the matter would be greatly be appreciated. You can reply directly to this thread, PM me, Loneskater or Spud271.

I am slowly making my way home while on vacation and plan on visiting Barb's for lunch this Friday. If anyone wants to join me feel free to come over and say hello. I look the same as in my profile but my head is shaved.

Yup, I didn't for a moment think the "weird" was intentional on your part. Maybe it's a good sign that these questions just struck me as already a bit dated, which I suppose is what I was getting at with "weird vibe". Anyone who has a problem in 2013 with anything you list (a woman paying for dinner, a woman who's successful and talented at work) has... issues. I'm sure such guys are out there, but there will be steadily fewer of them as the years and decades pass.

Hilarious.

If you could be taller, shorter, thicker, thinner, blonder, darker, smarter, wittier, whatever it may be. If you could be more or less of anything what would it be:) I'd love to be taller, I admire height, being the shortest in my family I've always wanted to be 6ft, thank goodness for heels, lol, and I'd love to be smarter, to be able to understand and grasp physics and chemistry if I had I may have gone into medicine like my sister:). I was blessed with many artistic abilities, but the grass is always greener isn't it:)

Yes, I was just tested as recently as a week ago. My health is very important to me, and should be to everyone who plays.

F is for Face Fucking

I know for me I can indulge in an escape once per month on disposable income (that includes not just the lady's donation, but hotel, gas to get to a city, gift, tip, etc) If I want a longer escape, like a sleepover or weekend, I'll plan ahead, maybe deny myself a few encounters for one, two or three months but then have the cash on hand for a longer escape All I use my credit card for is making a reservation, but I pay in cash And not only do I know when the encounter is over and I'm left with magical memories, I know there is no bill coming, it has been paid for in full, and my budget being what it is, I can schedule another encounter next month RG

You may want to check out Nathalie Lefebvre or Cleo Catra. I know they both offer it and have some recos on it last time I perv...I mean check

If a service provider gets caught using paypal the account gets frozen (including the funds) and second with the buyer protection it can easily be disputed. So... taking paypal is a risk most ladies would never take these days.

I love this pic of Cleo's as well. The lighting is soft and sensual, you can subtly see her ink but the pic leaves you longing to see more of what lays beyond the shadows.

Although I haven't had the pleasure of meeting your so called average package, and may I add none are average, they're all beautiful in my eyes, I must tell you I have met some large and very large ones and can attest, sometimes the gift isn't in the size, lol, but in the other attributes a gent has. As an admitted lover of a thicker package I have learned that just because someone has been gifted with bigger doesn't mean they have been given the knowledge or talent on how to use it, so even though you were just expressing what you wish you had as per this thread I'll end by saying , embrace yours as I'm sure its perfect the way it is:)

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I live in Ottawa. I think the pictures speak for what I love about the city. These are the view from my balcony.