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I know this is going to sound rude because my straightforwardness always sounds rude in text ( as opposed to in person where you would see me smiling and hear the sarcasm in my voice that is often missed in written word ) ... ...anyhoo here goes: Tell that guy to stay away from the reco section of cerb. There's lots going on in Genereal discussion area... He should also stay away from threads asking for recommendations I suppose. Does he expect you to not allow reco's? Sorry, I thought he was a client, not a BF....then again, no BF of mine ever dictates what I do either, so... It is not your fault or problem that he cannot cope with his reality, that of course being that he pays for a service and other people do too. "Oh you don't like reading reco's of me? DON'T READ EM! kthnxbye"

In the last 2 days, from 2 separate hobbyist, I have been asked if my SP's will do bare back! I of course say " never ever ever will we offer that!" Then they say how the costs doesn't matter...I give the same responds! So then...they respond back with " I was just testing you to see what you would say" Well, I doubt you will get booked now, as how would I know if you are really just testing me, or using that as a cover up for asking such a thing! I will not book anyone with these "test questions" as now you have sent me a huge red flag, and do not feel secure enough to book with you. Perhaps they are doing it with the false belief that by "testing" will somehow protect you...but THE ONLY PROTECTION IS CONDOMS AND HEALTH CHECK UPS! I sincerely hope that I do not have many more "test questions" in the near future, and hope this is not a common practice. I find it very disturbing and strange that I would be asked 2 times on one day. PLEASE PLAY SAFE! And please think before you decide to "test" a potential adult friendship, as you may "test" your way out of the booking. Sorry if this seems like a rant, but needs to be said. Thanks for your considerations. Hope other SP's are not facing this often?

Day after Labour Day is first day of school, for the children. That's not a good time to hold a social I wouldn't think? End of the month sounds more realistic...

My preference is for later in the month...I am away until Sept.10th

As usual some of our lovely ladies will be joining... and we will be more than happy to send with them some Door prizes for the Gents...

As a newbie I did read reco's in an effort to try to find a lady or ladies that I felt suited the type of experience that I was looking for in an encounter. So as a newbie I found them useful. Now that I have more experience with encounters as well as direct interaction with ladies here on Cerb I don't tend to rely on them much myself. However I do appreciate their value to those seeking validation that a lady is indeed a good choice for them. Therefore, I choose to write recommendations. Right now, I'm actually a little behind on my reco's but I do write them for every lady that has provided me with a wonderful experience. Everyone desires something different out of an encounter and if, as in OP's original post the client likes to maintain the fantasy that there is just one man and one woman then that's what they desire from their experience. It's not wrong it's just the fantasy they like to maintain. As has been stated, stay away from the reco's. Personally, every lady that I have met, I have had a wonderful time with and have come to respect very much. Out of my respect for her is born my wish that she be very successful in all her endeavours personal and professional. Her professional life (in this business) funds aspects of her personal life that she enjoys. Just as I want to help newbies feel comfortable in their choice of lady for their experience I want her to have clients who desire her specific particular qualities. When those two factors are in line it results in a positive experience for both parties. For me knowing that I might play some small part in the lady being financially successful while having positive client experiences makes me feel good. I'm a realist, I know that she professionally sees a number of clients however, I'm quite confident that none of her other clients are exactly like me. Therefore the encounter that I provide FOR HER is actually unique and one of a kind. She appreciates her time with me differently than she appreciates her time with her other clients. This can be a mentally grueling industry for a lady at times and if there is anything small thing that I can do to show my appreciation and make the lives of the ladies I have known better in any way I'll do it. I write Reco's, and I will continue to do so for the above reasons.

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As always the response here is nothing short of phenomenal. Thank you all for your unwavering advice, caring and support. xoxo As Jade I can honestly say, she is mostly just me, with a Different name. I don't try to be something or perhaps someone Im not, the effort it takes to not be myself makes me weary.. :) The only difference I suppose is not revealing that personal side, with its ups and downs, mostly difficult to hide the downs. To maintain the professionalism while unintentionally my mind wanders to my life unbidden. And sometimes a flash of pain or anguish at a thought cannot be hidden. but we all do this, every day don't we?. In one form or another, hide our emotions from others, whether in our personal or professional lives. So all in all we will all do what we do, we just have to remember to be present in every moment as fully as we are allowed at the time to. To feel the pleasure, to find the beauty and even not fight or ignore the sadness when it does come. Theres blessings and lessons to be found in everything. Truly even with its ups and downs, while you live one life, or two lives in one body, one mind.... Life is a really beautiful thing.... J xo

Okay I'm going to start by saying I think it's very inconsiderate for a client to even put you in that position. I would never bring up that topic during an encounter for a couple of reasons. First...I would like both of us to enjoy our time together as much as possible and that's not going to happen if one of us feels awkward or uncomfortable. Second...It's NONE of my business. We're exclusive only for the time we're together. I'm sure you would never ask a client about a recommendation that he/she has made about another companion. I'm not a high volume client, having only met a handful of companions. But each encounter was different from the others because we're all different and isn't that part of what makes this fun and interesting? And I can honestly say that during each encounter I never once felt like the lady wished she was somewhere else or with someone else. And I enjoyed each and every one! It sounds to me like someone is looking for a GF, not a GFE.

I have one and only one genuine fear. My father. I didn't actually think I would survive to see 18 and when I was allowed to leave my family house, I knew I was walking away from the most dangerous situation I would ever be in. There are things I'm not fond of but they don't cause me angst. My stomach flips with heights that I'm unsecured upon but I still mastered trapeze and love standing on the edge of the Grand Canyon. I'm not fond of swimming in a deep body of water with seaweed tangling in my feet but I won't hesitate to dive off the boat to cool off. I don't like the look of swarms of anything or the holes in sponges but they don't panic me. I have no fear of what follows this life and have experienced holding someone when they die. Nothing I have ever experienced in my work or adult personal life comes anywhere near the genuine terror I experience from even seeing a picture of my father. The way I see it, if I survived him, there is nothing and no one out there big enough or mean enough to cause me any genuine harm and when you have no fear, no one even tries to fuck with you imo. Funny thing tho. One of my best friends is a doppleganger for my dad. They could be brothers and yet I adore this man. I think what attracted me to him to begin with was that he looked like my dad but his energy was so warm and genuine that I was just drawn in. 5 years later, we are very close and I often wonder if somewhere in our family tree we share a gene string or two. My father nicknamed me Cat. He told everyone I had nine lives and he was working his way thru them but had lost count of how many I had left. I guess I got out before he used up all nine... cat

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Nathalie I think this is a worry you are burdening yourself with unnecessarily. I find it surprising that anyone who would decide to meet with a provider would think they would be her only client, a bit unrealistic and I think its a bit silly for someone to say they don't like reading your reco's because it tells them you see others. Simply tell them not to.Why would someone read something anyways that they don't like? All you are responsible for giving is the type of encounter you are comfortable with and, in that experience its between you and him/her and its not their business who else you meet with. Gfe has nothing to do with exclusivity, imo, its about being genuinely intimate and passionate with the client you are with at the moment, no need to lie about anything, if he/she is asking about reco's or how many clients you see simply change the subject and say you aren't comfortable discussing those topics. After all reco's are a positive thing, here anyway, they are a persons opinion of how the encounter went, how they saw it, which for some are helpful, for others, if they don't like them then don't read or write them its just that easy. In the end you have to do what is right for you, that's first and foremost then take care of the clients needs. but don't feel the need to cater to someone especially when they are being inappropriate, all the best:)

I admit that early on I found it difficult to read reco's for someone I'd seen and repeated with. To perhaps deal with my own guilt and insecurities I strove to be a "different" type of client and by doing so I hoped I would be viewed differently. Reading others reco's intimidated me in that not only did it point out that wasn't special or different but also made me feel that my performance wasn't up to snuff as it were. After getting emotionally burned a time or two I came to be able to put the game into perspective because a very well regarded SP unwittingly crystallized it for me. Time was never an issue with us and after conversations were wide ranging and one time she asked me why I wasn't a f/s player, my response was that I was intimidated by what I read of these studs whose performances seemed to set a standard I'd never achieve and I didn't want to disappoint anyone. She smiled and said don't believe everything you read. Other chats helped me understand that I wasn't (my words here "different") and was pretty much like a lot of other clients and her job was to make me feel special or as she put it I'm a prostitute and you pay for that. It's much easier for me to read reviews and reco's now without feeling jealous or insecure. I do think more than me have struggled with this issue and it was good thing to resolve for my own peace of mind. Peace MG

honestly my only regret is as much as I love my job to the moon and back I regret being so open about it in my life as proud and as okay as I think it is not everyone has the same opinion of our job and therefore I only regret being open and honest about it when people ask me what I did for a living. my only regret would be not being secretive enough lol

I have no regrets. For me, regrets are missed opportunities to learn the lesson that life has to offer us at that moment. An opportunity for internal growth, a wider perspective of myself and how I interact with others and the world around me. My motto is to look within myself first. I change cannot change what has happened but through internal reflection, I can change how I view and interact with the world and those around me. "Be the change you wish to see in the world"...Ghandi

I look at reco's as what they are an opinion, so I don't put to much value on them. I'm appreciative of those who take the time to write one but I'm happy with or without them:) I do seem to meet a lot of men who are uncomfortable with the process. A lot feel its not discreet, they prefer to keep who they meet with and what they do with them private and then there are those who fear being found out if they post a lot. I try to explain that this is a very discreet site but in the end we all have to do what we are comfortable with:)

Malika is certainly not new to the scene, but she is new to St. John's. Here's hoping she makes us a regular stop!! I first learned of Malika (mah-LEE-ka) a few months ago by following her on Twitter. Even just 140 characters at a time, I was captivated by her. When she announced that she would be making a trip to my neck of the woods, I knew I had to jump at the chance! Our initial contact/get to know you process was basically smooth. When I first attempted to make contact she was out of the country, so I didn't hear back from her for about a week. But when she did get back to me, she apologized for the delay, but I was fine of course. She even was able to accommodate me with her flight schedule. The only day I was available was her last day, and she was planning to leave fairly early. Thankfully I booked with her weeks in advance, so she hadn't yet booked her departing flight. She was able to book one that was a bit later so that we could have our 2 hour morning rendezvous. Now guys not saying she can do that every time you request, but it seems she will do her utmost accommodate you. She's sweet like that :) We met in the early morning but I informed her I may run a few minutes late. When I sent her the text saying I was there, she promptly texted me back her hotel room number. No waiting. When I got there, the first thing I noticed was that she looks exactly like her pictures. Meeting someone for the first time, you're never quite sure if the girl you meet will be what you expect. Having sufficiently creeped her website as well as her Twitter and CERB profiles, I felt like I was meeting and old friend I hadn't seen in a long time. She was wearing a beautiful summer dress. Everything sufficiently covered, but areas exposed enough that I could see many of her beautiful tattoos. She really is literally a work of art. We started off by having a light breakfast that I had prepared. Just a heads up guys, she loves fine cheese, raspberries and good quality coffee. We chatted and ate, but before I even realized what was happening, our lips were locked. She is a great kisser. I firmly believe the french know how to do it best! I won't get into the gaudy details of our activities, but suffice to say we were both quite pleased. I will say that I have never quite had a DATY experience like that. She is blessed with being multi-orgasmic and I took full advantage. She is not the quietest when she is released, and her giggles afterward were so cute! I can still hear her!! The other thing I loved about her was that we spent a lot of time just lying, cuddling, and talking about life, the past and the future. She is french, but she has excellent command of English. She is a wonderful conversationalist. I envy the men of Toronto as they can take full advantage of this beauty throughout the year. For us here on the right coast, we have to take advantage when we can. I and wholeheartedly recommend you do just that. I know I will!!

While I was walking along the street today I noticed a younger person having difficulties with their groceries. They were juggling three bags on each arm and rotating them around rather frequently. It's impossible to get a good grip when everything is that heavy. When I caught up to them, I offered to take some of their bags at least partway home. I was in a rush, but it turns out he lived only a block from my place. Great coincidence! Pay it forward.

Last Sunday , I had a visit from my new neighbour ( whom I had never met ) asking how much i would charge him to dig a hole with my backhoe for a used pool he acquired ! Young guy newly married with a new baby and another on the way , He said he didnt have much money and couldn't afford to hire a regular guy to do it , I didnt really say how much :I just said that I would be over with the machine to have a look and see how hard it would be . I spent the afternoon digging and levelling and after about 5 hours we had it finished , I think he was a little scared about the time and the cost and finally he came out and said Gosh that was a lot more work than I thought it would be , How Much Will That Cost !! Well I said " counting mileage , gas , and about 5 hours , i figure that adds up to exactly One cold beer " , Of course he argued that it wasnt fair but it made me feel good so we settled on two.

every time I am in line at Timmies and there is a military person in uniform I will always pay for his or her coffee and I say thank you to them before they say it to me

Oh I love and hate the getting dressed time. I love it because its a sexy time where playful interaction is genuine and passionate. I hate it because it means our time is almost over, and 9 times out of 10, I genuinely don't want it to end. It is why I don't offer HH sessions. It isn't long enough for ME. I have had situations where I've been dressed, he's been dressed, and the playful after interactions have lead to more playtime (again, neither was in a hurry) and it was very much off the clock. I have also very VERY much wanted a client to stay... And cursed to myself at their perfect manners and respect of my time! Lol I always lay out their clothes while they are in the shower also... And am always close by while they dress. Usually I can't keep my hands off them.... Mmm!

What are your opinions on balls? Playing with them, sucking them? Shaved, hairy, trimmed? I love balls.

I find that oftentimes when I sit down to start a post on CERB its often an emotional post. So here it is... Sometimes like the rest of the amazing SP's here, my positivity slips. I am nothing short of human, and sometimes the scales of balance of me and Jade are no where near equal. Sometimes my alter ego is the stronger of the two, able to give and receive pleasure and drown in that, and it feels so good, other times, my life slips in and every emotion flashes on Jade's face. Be it worry or sadness. Other times we are balanced perfectly. And happiness shines on both of our faces. I often wonder if people realize the life of an SP requires 2 lives to balance in one mind and one body. The joys, the triumphs, the worries, the laughter , the ups, the downs, To please. All of the things we experience in our personal lives, often we experience at the same time different ups and downs that affect our alter egos. I can only speak for myself when I say that no matter how hard you try, our lives within ourselves cross paths. Good and bad. Both have benefits to the other as well, I am naturally sensual, I LOVE skin, the feel of it, the smell, the texture, Long slow kisses and seduction, that benefits Jade, as does my easygoing nature and ability to talk to people and make them feel comfortable. To please. She has taught me that everyone has a story, and not just to listen, but truly hear. To be stronger, to draw my own line as to whats acceptable behavior, she's ironically taught me self respect. I'm not sure why I started this post, perhaps because I find with so much going on in my life, I feel as though right now the scales of balance are tipped and find my emotions flashing clearly on Jade's face. Try as I might to avoid that, it reminds me that Im two people in one body, today the paths have crossed and that its ok to be gentle with both, after all I might be two people, but they are both human. And ultimately because it always does. The balance will return. Thoughts for the day. J xoxo

Balls are AMAZING. I love licking and sucking and feeling them. I love how many different kinds there are. Each set is like a new toy and all react differently. I prefer shaved or trimmed just because I have a busy tongue and can get "wrapped up" when the hair is too long lol. I'll take them any way I can get them though. Delish!!

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Just a reminder about the social group experience on cerb. Click the Social Groups tab at the top of the screen, and be introduced to a whole new dimension of fun and like-minded people. Lots of new groups lately, and lots of postings. Enjoy!! http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/group.php

I had the genuine pleasure of meeting Leighxox who advertises on here and I think occasionally BP. The reason why I chose her was the fact that I love curvy girls. She has curves in all the right places. Her best assets are probably her nice thick legs and great ass. I really enjoyed her enthusiasm and willingness to please. I've seen several other SPs and none have given a bbbj like she did. I really had to control myself from releasing early. She also likes to be pleased as well and let me say that she tasted wonderful EVERYWHERE. Then we had fun and it was pretty hot and heavy and it's a good thing she had a air conditioner. She's not a clock watcher at all and she made sure to make the most out of our time together with a nice relaxing massage when we were done. Many other SPs have a habit of up selling with either mediocre service or with a really limited menu. Leighxox has one of the best open menus I've experienced for a good rate. You really can't go wrong with this gem and I will repeat as soon as I can.

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I actually don't have any fears or phobias. Never even did as a child either, which may explain why bosses would always send me in to do the dirty work in war zones!!!

Like Chantal, I'd have to name death and what comes (or doesn't come) after. But as I find that depressing to dwell on, I'll share instead a short Simpsons clip on phobias: :)

Breeding the Nutrition Out of Our Food http://www.nytimes.com/2013/05/26/opinion/sunday/breeding-the-nutrition-out-of-our-food.html?hp&_r=3& I'm going to eat dandelion for the first time ever today!

Well if you must know....I am sitting in my office at work in the middle of nowhere because I have to be here to "monitor stuff on puter" Basically I am doing sweet fuck all at the moment would be a better way of explaining it. Wish there was a Dairy Queen out here. It's hot I could at least be eating ice cream :) I do have cold beer so we are good that way. Okay then I will stop typing now ......

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Hello Gentlemen! My name is Talia. I'm a sensual erotic massage provider working out of an upscale spa in the west end. I love creating an intimate atmosphere, and I know you'll love my no-rush discreet service, relaxing massage, slippery bodyslides, and amazing body! I'm leaving town soon, so make sure you drop by and say hello ;) Or for the ultimate experience, try a duo massage with me and one of my sexy friends! My availability: TODAY: 3:30-11:00 Saturday: 9:00-4:00 For more information on what I provide, text me at 613-809-8984 (no calls!) or send me a private message!

You would have to eat your Wheaties but with Malika in town you should also contact the 'Cleosaurus' team aka Cleo Catra and SaraMQ!!

me! Bring on the pretty ladies :D

I had a great time with marissa love when I was there. You should see her. She advertises on BP as well

If you want "Japanese grils" you should try a Habachi! Sorry, couldn't resist. I'm afraid I have no intel, other than to suggest that Japanese SPs are rare, even in Vancouver and Toronto. There's a lot of bait and switch when it comes to anyone advertising as Japanese. Buyer beware!

I prefer Trojan, Ultra Thin, Lubricated Condoms.

Not that I want to indulge your arrogance, again, but this post is completely unnecessary. Okay, so maybe she is not completely technologically inclined, and doesn't know all this stuff like you do, but do you think that it's okay for you to out her Facebook here like that? What you just described is not everyday common knowledge. Ladies try very hard to keep their identities separate, and I find it very inappropriate and even disrespectful for you to publicly post this, and then call this woman ignorant. The only ignorance I see here is you. I'm sure ladies are just jumping over each other now to take your virginity, knowing how you carelessly use the information of other SPs. Most ladies wouldn't have seen you anyways, given the nature of all your previous posts, and now, highly unlikely. This is a website and community of SPs and hobbyists who support each other. Different opinions and variety is welcome, but your approach and attitude is completely out of whack.

I can't get through by phone unless it has changed from what yellowpages.ca says it is. Can anyone send me the number or location please? Thank you.

I saw her a month ago and she is very good at what she does. Excellent service. She provides DFK, BBBJ, Greek pictures are accurate.

It sickens me to no end that this story made the news. Lets focus on things that we can change like pimps and underage girls....Why do they care how many cities Keissy travels too and that I was the first off the plane...Im not happy right now....

The Governor! Fuck the Governor! Martinez is gonna get you... :) but in the meantime a perfectly evil villain...

Since I'm responsible for all my decisions, I have no regrets. Peace MG

they do take walk-ins. you can call them for rates. their service is very good, the shop is very clean.

I still disagree, I'm afraid. Even if ED meds didn't exist, that only rules out penetrative sex for those affected. SPs offer a huge amount more than just that... and all those activities are still available. And while I've heard many thing about ED, I've never heard that it removes the desire for intimacy.