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  1. 7 points
    Why do some people do such mean things? How can they do such harm to something so innocent and undeserving? Thankfully there are some that step in to rectify the damage others have created. I hope those kind souls will be forever rewarded. I hope you don't mind me sharing this touching video.
  2. 5 points
    Nothing is ever black or white which is why some topics may be difficult to determine one's feelings about. Take your hesitation as a sign that you want to know more about the subject. It has you interested enough, it is worthy of investigation. I see that as an inquisitive mind and that's a good thing. Inquisitive people tend to not make brash decisions and tend not to impose their beliefs on others.
  3. 4 points
    My take on this. Approach the lady you would like to see about a retainer relationship. Tell her what you would like (ie once a week for two hours paid up front at the beginning of the month) She would tell you what the donation would be for such an arrangement and you can both set up your weekly dates Don't suggest any rates. She'll tell you her rate for a retainer type relationship. And since you know one another, you trust her and I assume by extension she trusts you, it should be something you can discuss openly. You may even wish to have an encounter with her and during the encounter discuss such an arrangement in person. My two cents RG
  4. 4 points
    I plan on having sex and eating chocolate... Even if I have to buy them for myself :) xo
  5. 3 points
    Congratulations on achieving the 500 post mark and doing it on your one year anniversary of being on CERB Enjoy your posts, looking forward to your next year and your next 500 posts RG
  6. 3 points
    being indecisive often just means taking time to think about something, rather than rushing to judgement. And yes, sometimes that means not being able to decide, precisely because the world is rarely black and white. If more people took the time to reflect, perhaps the world would be a little bit better off. Porthos
  7. 3 points
    I was going to write something thoughtful but as I am presently on the throne and my legs have fallen asleep while I read all of the other insightful posts on this thread, I'll just say this: Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one. Be yourself, take a chance and play nice. Good things are bound to happen. Now if I can only stand up without falling back in, I'll consider the day a success. :icon_eek:
  8. 3 points
    It's too cumbersome to have a strong opinion about everything. A lot of the times I know that I need more information to completely asses the situation, information that I won't get just by reading the paper, or watching the news. One example in Toronto that's a very complicated topic is a runway extension for a downtown Airport which is on an island. Issues range from jobs, economics, taxes to noise, pollution, viability. Proponents from both sides who know what they are talking about have excellent points, otherwise a lot of people are spewing nonsense or basic talking points. I know that the situation isn't completely clear, and I don't have all the information to really decide one way or the other yet.
  9. 3 points
    See this is the beautiful part about board participation. By Miss Davis sharing a little tid bit about her life I personally find her more endearing and "real". Because being able to connect with a lady on a level beyond the physical is important to me I now realize that if Miss Davis and I were to meet we'd be able to "connect" over baby stories. So without realizing it Miss Davis just gained a potential client when I'm in her neck of the woods again.
  10. 3 points
    I wish I had more time to post, to be honest. I have a variety of things that compete with my time, such as writing my thesis, my work as a research assistant, my yoga practice, etc. I find it really hard to find time to post on forums which is why I write in my blog more often. I know how important it is for people to get a general sense of who we are beyond what we write on our websites, etc. I hardly tour and sometimes I find it difficult to keep up with all the boards. I can only imagine how much time and energy it takes for those that tour multiple cities across Canada to keep up a board presence. I really (really) admire them a lot. This is completely unrelated, and I hope this isn't a hijack RG, but it reminds me of when people say that being an escort is 'easy money'. They're so foolish! There is so much involved in attracting the kinds of clients you like and will enjoy spending time with (blogs, website maintenance, photo shoots, screening, e-mailing, forum posting, etc). Anyway, while I definitely understand how fun it is to interact with ladies online, it's not so easy sometimes. A lot of people in the industry have blogs now too and I think that's a really good way to balance it all :)
  11. 2 points
    I am a die hard BlackBerry user and I recently downloaded a new App that I think is great for this Hobby/Business. The App is called "Hide SMS" and while it is for BlackBerry 10 phones I am sure there are similar Apps for other popular phones. Bottom line the App redirects incoming text messages from identified contacts or phone numbers into a password protected area on your phone and not into your regular text message location. This allows clients to securely text back and forth with SP's with no indication of the text trail in their regular text listing. If your spouse checks your phone you are all clear. It also would allow SP'S to flag the number of regular clients so that the record of their conversations were secure in case the phone is ever lost of stolen. I have only been playing with the app since yesterday but it looks very promising.
  12. 2 points
    Just wondering what your thoughts are... Does it matter if a girl takes time to groom her self before seeing you ?
  13. 2 points
    I get so annoyed when I am on the fence about topics! It bothers me to no end! Like I will think on it all day! It seems to happen more often then I like:( Am I naturally a indecisive person? Maybe.... or is it that I like to look at too many angles all at once? Maybe too observant? Grrr, like in the paper today for Fredericton, there are 3 men with charges for street solicitation, their chargers are dropped, but yet I can not seem to find a 100% decision on how I feel about it. I read and read about how other think, try to take it in, but still on the fence! ( NOT JUST THIS ISSUE, THIS IS JUST ONE EXAMPLE, LOL) How do you filter between what is truly your belief/impression? I mean I read one comment and say " YES!!' then I read an argument against...and say... " YES!" Then I just get confused! anyways....still trying to sort it out, I am not wishy washy, but I do tend to see too many points all at once:( Don't know if many other's here get the same confusion. I mean I hate for PPL to think I am just a "yes" person to everything lol... thanks for listening:)
  14. 2 points
    Congratulations on your one year anniversary and on being a part of the CERB community. Your contributions are positive and noticed...I know I read what you have to say I was very happy to provide guidence, and I'm sure your first encounter was great. I just wish my first encounter in this lifestyle was with the same companion you saw ;-) Looking forward to your ongoing presence on CERB Happy One Year Anniversary RG
  15. 2 points
    I always find it funny when someone wants to see me "right now". I need time to primp! Is it wrong of me to want to put my best foot forward? Contrary to popular belief, we ladies go to the gym, we go to work, we volunteer, we walk our dogs, we go to the store, we change flat tires, blah blah blah. Essentially what I am saying is that we don't sit around perfectly coifed! A little rant to solidify the fact that as serious and professional providers we choose to see you when we are at our absolute best! Your pleasure is my desire!
  16. 2 points
    Summer Olympics. Although a good movie trumps all.
  17. 2 points
    Congratulations & congratulations on the double milestone. So clever of you to combine the two to save the rest of us time. Seriously, you're one of the more thoughtful, consistent and entertaining posters, so good on you! Keep it up. :dncdick:
  18. 2 points
    Does it matter if a girl take the time to groom before our meeting? Yes it should, I prefer to have her with her hair well placed, clean body and clothes and smelling fresh. I have been on dates with ladies where there was no make up, no brushed teeth, still in PJ's(this could be hot if they are sexy PJ's but that time they were not) the bed was all upside down(Ok this is not part of grooming, I just added this to the list). Keep in mind it was not all on the one date.
  19. 2 points
    Assessing the pro sand cons is always a positive, but in the end you make a decision. Of importance though is that you have confidence in your judgement, and can move on and be comfortable whether you have all he facts or are 100% sure. If you are presented by new information you can always revisit the issue.
  20. 2 points
    I am often indecisive. I think it is common to have differing opinions about particular subjects. As Meg said, not everything is black and white. Don't be to hard on yourself or question your thoughts, having many is better than having none at all:) Sometimes weighing the pros and cons can bring about a conclusion for you, either way nothing to worry or feel bad about, you're good:)
  21. 2 points
    I wouldn't dream of not being freshly bathed before a date! I have had people ask me not to wash my privates or my feet for a few days....never gonna happen!
  22. 2 points
    Mind? I don't mind a single bit, Cristy. Instead, I thank you for sharing this sad but touching and wonderful video. It is so gratifying to know there are some kind-hearted souls around.
  23. 2 points
    We all get those, but like others said stop re-evaluate change only what you can, and not others. If things are out of your hands then try not to worry about what if? Don't be afraid to ask for help. Sometimes admitting you're wrong and saying your sorry goes a long way. Sometimes all it takes is someone to talk to. Best of luck!
  24. 2 points
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  25. 2 points
    Ive been asked this many many times over the years, like `whats the trick, what do you REALLY do ? well honestly? its to realize that there isnt one. theres no short cuts, methods or moves, that will do the work for you. im in my hotel room at this very minute, (on a monday, having been here all weekend long) and theres not a piece of trash in my garbage cans, my oil bottle is full, if you didnt know differently, youd say the hot tub, shower and towels hadnt been used. that is whats called discipline. many of the very pretty faces you come across these days are lacking it (teehee, dirty minded gutter joke:jackoff:) which is why i think if you want to make it as an indy, your only hope is to put in at least a year in a decently run, licenced mp, to learn the very basics (discretion, the law, and how have a work persona) Any hoo, thats my opinion, feeling slightly reminiscent today as im about to work outside the comfort zone of my home turf tomorrow....later haters! ;) lol play safe! Additional Comments: like i was saying, its not just my opinion i suppose...http://www.winnipegfreepress.com/local/City-to-look-into-unlicensed-escort-agencies-244753771.html
  26. 2 points
    If you like tattoos, Veronica Lodge and I do offer it when we ar ein town!
  27. 2 points
    With all due respect to any who reads this- posting anywhere should be done to express oneself, without worry of how the post is read or interpreted. I don't post to gain friends, fanfare or even clients. I post because I want to express my opinion, liked or not, to get ideas, discuss a topic on my mind, to hear differing opinions. I like that even though this is a reco board for sp's and hobbyists we can discuss things other than sexually related topics. General discussions is a forum for that:) I am very opinionated obviously, not everyone's cup of tea for sure but I'm also entitled to express myself like anyone else, so I do:) when I have the time;) without worrying about misinterpretations, or results:)
  28. 2 points
    Since there was no actual evidence provided in this article, citations, or links to any actual research done, last week I e-mailed both the author of the piece in the Ottawa Sun, and the the anti-prostitution group who makes the "150 women forced in Ottawa" claim, to inquire about this apparent research. I have not received so such as an acknowledgement. I don't expect to. The group who made this claim, imPACT Ottawa, has posted on Backpage today. They linked to a survey asking clients basic questions about their involvement in the sex industry. I encourage all clients to take part in this anonymous survey, to have your voice heard. It's only a few questions. These are the sort of groups who are influencing any sort of future legislation. Take the survey:: https://www.surveymonkey.com/s/5H67FYX As well.. here is a response to that article from Frederique Chabot, of POWER Ottawa: http://www.ottawacitizen.com/touch/story.html?id=9488711
  29. 1 point
    Once in a while you come to realize that so many of our members really don't "get" the whole hobby experience, or rather, they understand that there are rules but believe they are somehow exempt. So let's help them. Let's give some handy tips to make this a more wonderful experience for all. This is a pleasant place so let's keep it constructive... and be aware that the rules shouldn't just be for clients, you can also add some helpful tips that may help a new provider too! Here goes: 1. Appointment time is at 2:00 pm, what time do I arrive? Ummmmm. Hmmmmm. What part of 2:00 pm is ambiguous? A 2 o'clock appointment means you are at her door at 2. Not 1:55, not 2:10. It's seems petty but when you screw up her schedule, you may be screwing up MY schedule. I may be the appointment at 3. I have things to do... and my schedule may not be as loosey goosey as yours. I may be using a very small window of time or I may have "commitments" that see me arriving like clockwork elsewhere. Regardless, when the little hand is at 2 and the big hand is at 12, be where you are supposed to be. 2. "I am awesomely wicked good in bed, and I often masturbate to pictures of myself nude, because I am that good looking. Can we negotiate a better rate?" In a word, No. Would you go to a restaurant and say, "I am a really good eater, can I get a better price on that steak?" Would you go to a lawyer and say, "I am an awesome criminal, can you represent me for free?" Would you go to the dentist and say, "My teeth are so bad that you should fix them all for $50!" A service provider gets paid at a set rate because she is a professional. She is good... no, not just good... wickedly awesome good, at what she does. Your part is the compensation, her part is the wicked awesome part. Pay the pretty lady and be happy. 3. Cleanliness is next to godliness. Ever step into an elevator and stand next to someone who smells like they have never met a bar of soap they liked? Ever met someone that looked like they were an extra in the Walking Dead? Have you ever gone into a bathroom after someone and wondered if they ate something dead? Step one. Go to the potty. Do your business. Wipe. Wipe again. Wipe again. and then, wipe again. Do the optical test. Last wipe. Is there any residue? If yes, start over. If no, then proceed to step two. Step Two. Shower. Clean EVERYWHERE. Rinse. Repeat. Did you pay attention to anywhere in particular??? Hmmm??? Go back to those places. Make em sparkle. (at this point I do suggest that artificial glitter is NOT necessary.) Get out of the shower. Towel dry (for pete's sake use a clean towel!)... apply a generous amount of deodorant/anti-perspirant. Brush your teeth. (if additional grooming is required, please do that too.) Step three. Clothing. Go to the place where you keep your clean clothes. No. Not the place where you put the stuff that you THINK you can wear again. The CLEAN clothes. You know that stuff that you just took from the dryer and folded nicely?? That's the stuff. Wear that shit. Uh oh... what if I have to do step one again?? Then repeat ALL the steps. Cuz skidmarks are not sexy. Febreeze showers are not acceptable. 4. I have to cancel, what do I do? Give your head a smack. With a hammer. Stop. Now take a pointy thing and stick it with great force into your upper thigh, avoiding the artery. Now, go to your car. Start it. Open the door, put your foot beneath a tire and have someone put that car in reverse. Cancellations? NOT COOL. We all know that shit happens. A death in the family. A sick kid. Decapitation with farm machinery. Thermonuclear war. Explosion of your planet from a death star ray. That shit is acceptable.... but you still owe the pretty lady an explanation AND a cancellation fee. When you cancel, providers don't eat. When providers don't eat they get distended bellies and look like kids from the CARE commercials. When you cancel, providers give not only you, but also your city, a bad reputation. This makes you masturbate more. Because you will never get laid again. Ever. You will over develop muscles in only one arm. Your clothes will fit poorly. People will figure it out and suspect you are the notorious masturbating king of cancellations. They will hunt you down and kill your family. Let's keep little Bobby and Joanie safe. If you make an appointment, keep that appointment. Your family will love you for it. 5. "I'm a little short on cash. Do you think she will notice if the envelope is a bit short?" In a word, yes. She will also point out that your penis is a bit short.... and that your skill level is a bit short... and that you cry like a bitch when you have your pathetic little man-gasm. Do you want that??? Do YOU WANT THAT, bitch??? Wow. That was a bit over-emphatic. Gonna step away from the computer and take a valium. BACK!!!! Where were we... yes. Shorting your provider. Not COOL. Remember, providers have special powers. They communicate telepathically. As soon as you walk out that door, she will know and so will all of her allies in the super friends. They will combine their superpowers and make sure that you never get wood again.... and if you do, it will be at inappropriate times... like at funerals or family gatherings or when talking to your grandfather or something like that. Seriously?? Give your head a shake. If you are short then GET the money and make sure you have it set aside BEFORE you book. You will have a wickedly awesome good time... just pay the pretty lady what you agreed to and enjoy! 6. Can I pay her in drugs? Hmmmm. Does your banker take drugs in lieu of money? Have you offered Rogers drugs in return for their cable/home phone/cell phone/internet bundle? When you get groceries at Loblaws, do they have a special drawer that says "financial equivalent in drugs?" You know the answer. "No, you addled-pated simpleton." Remember the distended belly part from above? Providers take cash because cash buys groceries, pays bills and looks pretty. Carrying cash will not get you arrested. Using cash is the engine that runs our capitalist society. "All you need is cash, cash is all you need." The Beatles sang that, I think. Your turn....
  30. 1 point
    The these for this photo theme thread is sexy pictures of Cerb women in showers and baths :) Let's see what we can find on Cerb Albums: To start with, From Gina's albums, two very sexy pictures of her perfect body :)
  31. 1 point
    Absolutely. This is part of the special moment the hobbyist and the sp are to live. Grooming and preparing properly for an encounter is part of theexoerience. And I say that for both: the client and the sp.
  32. 1 point
    I like what you had to say about the article today. I tend to have a more age appropriate view on women so I dot think I would ever get stuck that way. But there should be away for John's to disclose situations that may seem questionable. Not that all would but some sure would I think. I would love to learn more about the industry in general so I could make a true educated decision. There are so many areas were this starts. 1) Media (Main Stream & Adult) 2) Internet (The big culprit for advancing the effects of the Sex trade) 3) Strip Clubs 4) Body Rubs 5) Service Providers. (Main Stream stuff) 6) Other (The Truly hidden) There are probably other as well. Thanks for you input
  33. 1 point
    Schedule Jan 10-Jan15 Tuesday 12pm-9pm(@Paradise) Wednesday 10am-4pm(@Paradise) Friday 10am-6:30pm(@Paradise) Saturday 12pm-9pm(@AngelsTouch) Hello Gentlemen.. My name is Mandy! I have green eyes, long dark hair, and a naturally fit body...I am a classy girl, and I take care of myself very well. I've been working in the massage industry for almost 1 year now! & I love what I do... My services include sexy body slides, full body massage, reverse massage, teasing, shower for 2! I am very easy to talk to and have a great personality... So why not come enjoy my beautiful behind, tight body and 36C natural breasts, you will be sure to leave with a smile! =) Feel free to check out my profile & peep my sexy pics! You can find me at Paradise Spa OR Angels Touch, both conveniently located in the west end of Ottawa... They are upscale, clean, classy and discreet spas!... Rooms include large mirrors, music, showers, and black lights to intensify your sensual experience... In calls only! Please call the spa @ 613-820-8887(Paradise), 613-274-7073(Angels Touch), or PM me to book an appointment XO
  34. 1 point
    Congratulations Chuck. May this synchronistic moment carry over into your other sensual endeavor and shine with good fortune. I enjoy your posts and reading your POV. Thank you for being a distinct voice among many! Can't wait for more.
  35. 1 point
    I have this kind of agreement with a favored client, When it is on a regular basis that you see her ...this is not haggling to me. Good luck
  36. 1 point
    If it's the Tiffany at http://kingston.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/kinky-_h_o_t_t_-tiffany-247-incall-outcall-specials-23/20592663, the body photo is yanked from a Czech website. Caveat emptor.
  37. 1 point
    LMAO...how about the sex partner buy you chocolate? lol....or pay you in chocolate? Stop in, I will have chocolate for you! JK!! Too cute!
  38. 1 point
    That is awesome!! wow, did you plan this? hahaha.. keep them coming champ!
  39. 1 point
    Plain old grey boxers. Not playing today so I can keep my "nice" ones for another day.
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  41. 1 point
    Lee does, I don't RG :-)
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  44. 1 point
    Carrie Moon and I offer this in our duo sessions! Contact either one of us to make this fantasy a reality ;)
  45. 1 point
    Barbie Pink thong with lace, and a barbie pink bra to match
  46. 1 point
    No idea why but I've had Huey Lewis stuck in my head all day... maybe it means it's time to rock the Back to the Future trilogy?
  47. 1 point
    12. I am Donald Trump's financial manager./I am Warren Buffet's accountant./I wrote the Income Tax Act./I am Sylvester Stallone's bodyguard. I know that I can help make the lady rich beyond her wildest dreams! (or) She'll never be safer, anywhere, anytime, than in my company. Can I offer to trade services? Don't even in your wildest dreams imagine this is appropriate. It isn't. Ever. If she wants your help, she'll ask for it without being prompted. Accept that it's very unlikely ever to happen. Why? you may ask. For the sake of discretion and confidentiality, assume that she's already closer than you will ever be to Donald Trump/Warren Buffet/the entire CRA/Sly Stallone and recognize that the private details of her life, her money and her security are strictly none of your business.
  48. 1 point
    Quite right!!!! No wiener pics!!!! Really guys, your little fella may be your pride and joy but frankly she has seen mine and it is so much better than yours, really. Plus it's a known fact that emailing a picture of your penis decreases your sperm count and by exposing it to the internet, you could get a virus. Not a Trojan virus because you didn't wear one when you snapped the pic... you should have worn a condom... and now you will have cooties. Penis cooties. The worst kind of cooties. Penis cooties eat your penis from the inside out. You'll be standing there with a happy Johnson and one day it will just collapse in on itself. Fall off on the floor. Your cat will drag it away and eat it. Then your cat will die. Your kids will hate you due to the fact that you killed the cat. Your wife will leave you for a non penis emailing man because you are now a eunuch. You will have a mangina. Your mangina won't be of much use either because the cooties will eat that too and not in the good way. You will lose your job and become a homeless, penisless, pennyless, rotten mangina cootie freak. You will probably end up being run over by a bus filled with men who have never emailed a picture of their penis to anyone. And you deserve it.
  49. 1 point
    OD, what were you thinking? Come on! :sadomaso: You forgot to include in your number 10 that NO lady wants to see a picture of their male junk :obs55:, big or small, shaved or not, in their introduction email ;)
  50. 1 point
    7. I am cleaning. Can we have BBFS sex? Dear M. Delirious, As a fertile woman, still in her sexual prime, I would be delighted to collect, ahead of time, 18 years of child support, and of course, a generous college and university trust fund for our child. Also, please consider the following as part of our contract: marriage, full salary from you when I am on maternity leave, upscale housing and 25 years of above average spousal support for a stay at home mom who enjoys the finer things in life, plus my regular hourly compensation for every time you would like to be intimate with me. If you would like to discuss our future, long-term arrangement, please contact my lawyer for an appointment. If the above is not a suitable option for you, perhaps the following will be: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Condom Still not interested? Learn about what your potential new friends can bring to your life! AIDS: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HIV/AIDS STDs: http://www.cdc.gov/std/ And here is where you can play Russian Roulette: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=list+of+casinos+in+canada Most sincere and warmest regards, Gabriella xox ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- The short answer to the question is... are you fxxxing crazy?!! ;) Happy hobbying!
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